Have you ever thought about paying someone to play videogames

>>377049342
why do that when you can literally ask someone on /v/ to play with you for free? Especially for popular games with /vg/ threads like overwatch.

>>377049628
it's a thing, apparently
http://kotaku.com/i-paid-women-to-play-overwatch-with-me-and-it-was-fant-1795144088

>>377049628

>joined a /v/ server one time
>racial slurs
>rampant misogyny shit
>/pol/ shit
>pepe and wojack sprays everywhere

I learned my lesson

>>377049714
Oh comeon that sounds like fun, pubs have gotten uptight recently.

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>multiplayer cancer hits its natural conclusion

>>377049824

>sounds like fun

Don't worry, you'll grow up one day, kiddo

>>377049342
>Pay
No.

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>>377049935
Reminds me of that Angel episode

>>377049628
Playing with /v/ is the worst form of hell one can inflict upon themselves.

No but I am really lonely and getting more and more desperate each year.

>>377049342
No, that'd be absurd.

I'd sooner live the rest of my life friendless before sinking to do that.

>>377049709
That is one of the most cringey things I've ever read in my entire life.

God damn dude

>>377049714
the fuck this shit was always fun, fucking with the trolls. I dunno what you are expecting

>>377049714
>joined a /v/ server one time
>filled with the usual /v/ shit
>this comes as a surprise

???

I am bretty handsome but I am a man. Should I post on fiverr to get dem homobux?

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>wanting to play with gaming prostitutes
>not wanting to play with legit gamerbros

How cucked in life must you be to do this?

>>377049714
Leave 4chan please.

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No fucking way. Not only is this some sad shit, but there's always a chance these chicks suck at the game and there's nothing stopping them from accusing their customers of being rapists later.

>>377051554
Prostitution is mainly a female specialty. Don't expect much offers.

I don't get it why would you pay to play video games with girls when you can just play video games with your friends and use the money to pay for sex instead?

>>377049628
I actually tried getting some people to play Overwatch with me a few times and there were no takers, which is probably a mixed blessing because >>377049714 is accurate given how my past /v/ playdates have been.

>>377051595

>gamerbros

Rarer than rocking horse shit

$5 for five games with a pocket healer...

Nah, i don't even like playing games with my friends.

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>>377049628
>>377049709
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>>377052043
This is why you don't have a girlfriend and will die alone.

I've literally paid prostitutes for sex and I wouldn't even consider doing this because I have too much self-worth.

>not wanting to hear a cute voice in your headphones
are you gay familia

>>377052112
I always thought paying prostitutes for sex was a low thing, like a last desperate act but this is by far the worst. Who'd ever thought it'd end up like this? I could probably pay a prostitute now and not actually feel so bad when there are cucks like in the Kotaku link who pay to play video games with girls...

>>377052535
I was honestly surprised how open guys are about paying for prositiutes.

>>377049954
>I don't agree with somebody
>Insults will help them see the light

>>377052110
Women you pay to spend time with you aren't your girlfriend, nerd.

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>>377049954
>he bought the growing up meme

You've been had, lad.

>>377052672
its a better option than dating nowadays

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>>377049714
>missogyny is a bad thing

>>377050740
only if you play normalfag shit with them like Overwatch, Counterstrike or any current MMO. Playing old games with /v/ is alot of fun

>>377049628
Because /v/ has shit taste for games.