Why are there so few games with giant scorpion mounts compared

gee i wonder

I miss Rise of Legends. Where my Vinci niggas at?

*breaks leg*
How will horsecucks ever recover?

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>>377037084
*tears leg*
How will any other mount ever recover

>>377036636
Why though?

>>377036724
Apparently not here.

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>tfw too rad to be a mount

>>377036724
>Vinci

Too mainstream. Alin are better.

>>377038498
Good luck getting molested by my doomcannon faggot.

>>377038498
>vinci
>mainstream

>>377038498
They have literal glass cannons, which are cool, but the clockwork walkers are also pretty neat, especially if you get them for free over time.

Same reason centaurs are more popular than scorpiongirls. People just have shit taste.

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Are there any games with centaur mounts?

Is there a game with a more challenging AI?

>>377039421
The trash.

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>>377036562
>try to climb onto the back of a giant bug with a fucking spear on it's tail
>it impales you through the chest, destroying your heart and killing you

>>377038367
I laughed at your joke anon.

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>>377039195
>>377039529
Take it back, you motherfucker.

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>>377039786
You know what else is on said giant bug? Its own babies. They don't get fucking stabbed so why would you?
Also
>not wearing armor

>>377039940
>*breaks leg*
This kills the horsefucker

>>377036562
>riding a gigantic mount with a guillotine dangling over your head

>>377040435
>>377040113

Why are there so few games with scorpions in general?

>>377040435
>implying

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>dude giant scorpions will pierce your head
More like the head of your enemies.

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Because this.

>>377040435
Guillotines do not inject terrible toxins/venoms into people.

>>377041738
>implying
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpius
>scorpion sacrifices themselves to save every animal on Earth against Orion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frog_and_the_Mouse
http://biblehub.com/revelation/16-13.htm
>scorpion sacrifices themselves to save other animals and destroy what is symbolized to be impure spirits

>>377036562
hard enough to rig and animate horses

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>>377042160

>>377041629
That fight looks quite unfair

>>377036562
>Some peasant farts loudly as you ride past him
>Scorpion's brain registers the sound as unavoidable mortal danger and concludes it must an hero immediately.
>Stabs you in the back trying to kill itself.

Because a scorpion mount would be even more retarded than a giant spider mount.

>>377043078
>this is what anti scorpion posters actually believe

>>377039940
Funny how all animal girl with the animal ears conviently have hair that covers the area where the human ears would be

>>377043078
Scorpions are kinda deaf.

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>>377043545
And that's why scorpiongirls are infinitely better.

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>>377036562
>Poison stinger resting against your back or just over your head
>limiting your mounts primary attack and putting yourself at risk.

Do you even Arachnology?

>>377043825
It's a Sword of Damacles type thing

>>377041738
Where can I find porn of this frog?

>>377036562
>Putting armor on your scorpions legs but not mounting proper blades on it's pincers

>>377043590
Methane. Bugs follow fumes. Gnats infest forest-fires because of the heavy carbon dioxide presence

>>377041629
>>377042597
how will spiderfags ever recover

>>377044030
The trash.

>>377042505
Just your standard STR vs DEX fight.
>>377044345
never ever

>>377044318
>falling for the scorpion stings itself in a ring of fire meme

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>>377036562
>sitting in front of a scorpions stinger
that couldn't end well

>>377045336
>wearing metal armor

wew

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>tfw no IRL scorpion mount

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>>377047560
>anglicus

>>377043078
Giant Spider is the GOAT mount if I'm on one of them you aint getting away nigger not even if you climb.

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>descendants of the first apex predator
>one of the first land animal
>first land animal on Gondwana
>spans every continent except Antarctica
>most expensive animal by value (Scorpion Venom is worth $39,000,000 per gallon)
>Ancient ancestors were 2.5 metres and 70-90 cm and were the largest of arthropods
>sleek and cool with armor plating like a knight that glows in uv light allowing them to use their entire shell as an eye along with already light sensitive eyes and vibration sensing hairs (could quite literally pull off shades during a night operation from their vision being augmented and the JC Denton of animals)
>has three weapons naturally built in to fuck any animal's shit up
>while other arthropods have goliaths and kings scorpions have glorious EMPERORS
>best monstergirl, wife and mother
Why are they so perfect? How can other animals even compete?

ROBOSCORPIONS ATTACK!

>>377048087
>this is what spiderlets actually believe

wew

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>>377048087
>spidercucks

>>377050262
dont even understand why they put spiders against anything.

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>>377050435
Because spiderlets have yet to learn spiders a shit.

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>>377048290
wew

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>>377043793
>scorpiongirls

>>377051650
Yes.

>>377050679
spiderwasps are awesome as shit. I'd keep one for a pet but apparently their stings are painful as fuck, and I've already suffered kidney stones

>>377036562
There is sadly little love for arachnids.

>>377052204
scorpions are bros