Can /v/ have a successful date? https://www.datingariane.co

Why can't I pay her to have sex with me?
This is breaking my immersion.

>It wants me to read her poems

Lmao closed tab. Reading is for nerds.

>>377018647
>https://www.datingariane.com/default.htm

lmao, 3 because I gotta use the bathroom to check my looks and my erection what a whore.

>>377018647
>compliment her looks
>kiss her
>open jazz music
>"u know how to set up romantic mood ;)"
>kiss her while dancing
>pickle her neck
>all going well
>ok let's go back to couch then
>run fingers through her hair
>WTF FUCK OFF FROM MY HOME RAPIST
>3/10
Lmao what a stupid bitch.

>>377019843
>pickle her neck
What

>>377020018
kiss it quickly and repeatedly

>>377018647
>she gets impatient and starts kissing me
>straight up says she wouldn't mind having sex in the hot tub
>gets pissed that I dare her to skinny dip in the pool
I guess this wasn't the underwater waifu of my dreams.

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>>377018647
>take her to buy lingerie
>she sees an old friend from college
>take her home too, hoping for a threesome
>they both get half naked and get in the pool
>told to leave so she can hang out with her friend
>tfw cucked by a girl

>https://www.datingariane.com/d.htm?c1080
>This was pretty much a PG rated date
kek

>say something funny
>read poem
>run fingers on hair
>read another poem
>get wine
>make her drink
>again
>again
>again
>she need to pee
>follow her
>This is way too awkward! Some gentleman you turned out to be. THE END
i don't get it

>>377018647
I got to see her boobs. Shit was cash

>>377018647
I went on my first date a couple months ago...I'm 30.

I actually did amazing, she liked me way more than I liked her.

>>377022408
>she liked me way more than I liked her.
sure thing buddy

>>377018647
How do I get her to get in the hot tub with her clothes on? I won't be satisfied with this crazy bitch until I do that.

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>>377018647
Good game. I'm on a Ferris Wheel.

>>377022910
You use the easy method

https://exhentai.org/g/480287/3c7ebf24b9/

>>377022764
Yeah she did, she was blowing up my phone for a second date. I guess after years and years of no action I can't connect.

I keep getting 4/10

>>377020069
Pepper was the word you were looking for anon.

I think about this more than I should.

>>377018647
the non broswer version is better

>>377020127
>try to settle for fun in the shower
>end up with lame, dry, bed sex

>>377018647
This bitch is impossible to bed. She either decides you're a nice beta, or a rapist. There is no good end.

>>377025741
Get her a little drunk at the club, dance, protect her from random dude, go home and ask to stay the night.
The sex is cringeworthy awful though.

>tfw finally won this game recently after years

>>377025380
Shower sex is awful

>>377019197
>His first choice was reading the poems and not a peck on the lips
Jesus Christ, this is why you're all virgins.

Got 10/10 on my first try, way easier than dating a real bitch.

I don't think I want to go to her house on my first date, nor do I want to take her out for dinner.

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I finally did it, /v/.

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Canon ending

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Easier than irl lool

>>377028535
The club seems to be the easy way. This bitch is crazier than any girl I've ever dated.

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It's funny that the chick who created this is a raging SJW nut.

>>377026287
The heart wants what the heart wants.
And what it wants is to boop regulators at 100 feet below sea level.

>>377023140

The carnival is a trap!

>>377029069

Surprise she hasn't done anything since the big sjw fad.