I'm trying to play Overwatch but I can't because my

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>>377007641

>>377007641
Crank the volume and turn on a camera in your room. If he comes in and beats your ass you have evidence of assault then you call the police.

>>377007641
He's white and your black so he's already naturally afraid of you, all you have to do is act like typical black man and he'll leave you alone

>>377007641
reply

>>377007641
Very good post, 11/10

>>377007641
You conveniently left out the race of your mother.

oh shit, here he comes again and he's angry

>>377007641
Lets get this out of the way in order of stupidity.
inb4:
>AY YO
>TENDIES
>Good Boy Points
>Man Child
>NEET
>Wife's son
>White'd

Just turn on full faggot mode and play Mercy. When he comes in and touches you, gently moan and when he begins to get rough you go "hurt me, daddy". He'll be too disgusted to touch you and just leave.
Next time he comes around to diddle your mom up her butt be dressed like a girl and ask if you can join in while shuffling your feet. At the worst you have a threesome with your mom but at best he leaves you be so you can play more video games.

>>377007904
this
>>377008026
this too

my wife's boyfriend is dying of laughter atm tho so all g

>>377007641

>26 year old is 4 years younger than you

Just cast Polymorph.

>>377008551
Blacks don't become wizards brother, they become tendie-mancers

>>377008753
nigga ain't you never heard of a black mage before