What is the /v/ equivalent of "why didn't they just

>>377006628
Why didn't Mario ask the first Toad for directions?

>>377006628
Why didn't the Bearer of the Curse climb over the rubble?

>>377006628
Why didn't Duck Hunt just buy some ducks from the butcher?

>>377006628
Reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRcMVMeXPQ4

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Why doesn't Mega Man just teleport straight to the boss room?

>>377007915
It's possible that Mega Man doesn't know the exact location of the enemy and is just working off a best guess, searching for them

>>377007051
someone has to hunt the ducks that the butcher sells

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why did they send ONE MAN, lightly armed, to rescue the god damn daughter of the president of the united states?

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>>377006628
Why can't they just make games for it?

Dark Souls 2 road to drangleic

>>377008646
How did ONE MAN, lightly armed, kidnap the god damn daughter of the president of the united states?

>>377008775
what about my 8 as i get the thread back on track

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>>377008775
What the fuck

>>377008646

Anything else would have been seen as a major armed action on foreign soil.

>>377008775
holy mother of god

>>377008646
Draws less attention that way. Admittedly, a small squad might have been more reasonable, but this is RE we're talking about...squads don't tend to last too long.

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>>377006628

>he doesn't post the .gif

enjoy, newfaggots

>>377008775

OHHHH SHIT

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>>377008775

>>377008646
They sent 3, plus he had support from hunnigan

>>377008928

thanks, I was looking for this

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>>377008775
Why didn't anon just dump porn to derail the thread?

>>377007915
Why do spikes kill you when you touch the side of them

>>377006628
You often can't have these kinds of moments, because the plots in video games get so pointlessly contrived.

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>>377008775

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Why didn't /v/ just buy his game?

Why did they make an internet that can link human souls together?

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>>377006628
Why doesn't Jill just leave through the front door?

>>377008775
your 5 is nothing against my 1

>>377009171

checked

>>377008843
>actually that's a much better one

>>377008921
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>>377008875
plz no bully

Why didn't the Flood split up and infect half the galaxy as a backup plan before the events of Halo 3?

>>377009171

>a 1

laugh at this fool and check this 8

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>>377009171
Nice but my 5 is still superior

>>377009050

Why not just equip all your soldiers with spikes.

because they didn't have planes back then you fucking mongoloid

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Why doesn't Dante just save the cutscenes for the important fights?

>>377009306

yes but why not hurl the ring into mordor

OVER saurons defenses

look at the .gif you retard
>>377008928

Why didn't the Dark Souls 2 MC just climb over the rubble?

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>>377006969
>shin high pile of rocks stopped the immortal curse bearer
god what a shit game

>>377009307
>Why doesn't Dante just shoot them with his cutscene bullets?

Why didn't Yuri mind control the president during the first RA2 intro?

Why not just give everyone armored command units in supreme commander? Why didn't the Cybrans let QAI pilot an army of ACUs?

Why not just conjure up a disease or infection to kill the nephalem? Something that enters the lungs or on contact

Why didn't the Protoss just nuke the cerebrates and the overmind from orbit, like they did amon?

Why won't Aku just nuke Jack?

Why didn't Revan simply turn the Starforge to the Republic's control and together fight the Empire? Why didn't he say shit before he left to kill the Emperor, in the strong likelihood he fails?

Why didn't Raynor just kill Mengsk during Broodwar, after winning Korhal or after destroying the psi disruptor?

Why not fucking check unique alien crystals given by shady third party dealers before you plug it to a giant experimental laser in a test chamber?

Why not kill the fucking Joker?
Why doesn't the justice system kill the fucking Joker?
Why not implant Superman with a killswitch instead of just red sun projectors?

Why didn't Kane just reveal himself as the Messiah during the middle ages or a comparable period when religion was dominant? He could have easily taken over the world then.

Why not smuggle a single infected crate to a major Terran world and watch as the zerg plague completely takes over the freakin planet?

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Let this 5 end this thread.

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>>377009254
>>377009276
What a shame, it seems that my 1 is still superior
Let me back it up with another 1

>>377006628
Why didn't the NCR just use mini nukes on Caeser's Legion?

>>377009484

sorry I needed your 1 for a min

why wasn't mew under the truck?

My post number ends with 8

>>377009561
two 1s make a 2

>>377009695
take the 2 away from 5 and you get 3

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>>377009561
Fine, I'll use this 3 for now, but I want that 1 back later

105

>>377009163

Why does she look like she's about to cry?

Why didn't Chris and Leon just kick the fucking doors in?

>>377009773
>>377009783
half-life 3 confirmed

why am i still here

>>377009896
to witness this 54

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Why resident evil didn't end with5

Why didnt Cloud use a phoenix down on Aerith?

>Ctrl+f CJ
>no results

nani the h*ck?

>>377010090
Why didn't like half of all fantasy dudes use a revive spell on that one person that died during a cutscene?

>>377010565
is a faggot

Check my 5 again shit mods

If Murai was the Vigoor emperor all along, why didn't he just send Ryu on a wild goose chase instead of sending him to the right place?

>>377010582
Hahahah, here's your 2, kiddo.

Is an 6 a athlete?

>>377011000
Well shit I'll take trips

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>>377011000

>fighting Wild Hunt in Kaer Morhen of all places

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Why didn't they just use the dragon balls to wish the androids out of existence?

>End of Warcraft 3
>Literally a bunch of wisps come and engulf the baddie climbing the world tree.
>Why did we need armies? why did we need anything? just send the fucking wisps at the start.

>>377011000
very good very good, I'll take that 6 if you dont need it.

>>377011489
They explained this in Dragon Ball with Demon King Picollo. Shenron can't poof things out of existence if they are stronger than him.
You failed.

why wouldn't they just stop curing people with blood?

why didnt the reapers just go to the citadel first and close down the relay network like they always do?

>>377008948
No they didn't, they sent in Leon, are you thinking of the two local cops who gave him a lift to the area then abandoned him?

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Why didn't Mario World just fly to Mordor?

>>377011620
shenron could deactivate or self destruct the robots. the piccolo thing was much more of a thing because he was also his creator

>>377011508
>Being so retarded you don't even get that babies first comic tier writing.

They blew him up with the fucking tree, the wisps where just conduits for Malfuion to channel enough power to make the tree go boom.

>>377008646
He was the only man gay enough not to accept sex from a teen girl.

>>377006628
Anyone who actually complains about this is a retard who doesn't understand LotR or Tolkien

>>377007051
based retard

>>377012737
She was 20, but the main reason for his refusal was simply because it would have been extremely unprofessional, and he'd likely lose his job. It wasn't a Bond film.

>>377013331
His job as an expendable topkek

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>>377006628

Why did John Cygan have to die?

>>377013491
Not to mention being blacklisted and end up spending the rest of his life as mall security.

Leon knows his place.

>>377013491
leon is all about the job not sneaking in side pussy

maybe after ward he shagged after a few years or courting, or would have had the zombie outbreak not reached worldwide levels of catastrophe

as for OP
sarumong had flyers too so he could have chased them through the skies easy

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>>377006628
Why didn't Weiss, Kaine, Devola or Popola tell Nier what they knew?

>>377010242
Bartz and the others actually tried every spell in the book to save Galuf but it didn't work.

>>377013972
>[this video contains content from Square Enix, who has blocked it on copyright grounds]

>>377011489
Why didn't they wish for the saiyan's space ships to have a malfunction and fly into the nearest star?

>>377006628
Why didn't Nintendo just buy Rare?

>>377011620
Why didn't they wish for Shenron get strong enough to poof anything out of existence.

Why didn't Donkey Kong just fetch new Bananas? You can't tell me that shit stays fresh longer than a week anyway.

Why didn't shepard just fly the normandy straight to the center of the galaxy in mass effect 2?

>>377008310
Ah, the Touhou approach to problem solving.

Why didn't Banjo just fuck sexy Gruntilda?
Speaking of, why didn't Grunty just hit the switch?

>>377012556
maybe you should look at the thread again. its about faulty assumptions

why can't metroid crawl?

>>377014920
Because it would take years? That's what relays are for.

Inb4 'but the reapers flew in'. They're not on the same tech level.

>>377006628
Why didn't Charon just go into the purifier chamber?

>>377006628
So you want a scenario that's easily debunked yet insisted will work by normies?

Why didn't Tom just teleport the ring into the sun? You told me that guy could do anything from his shitty forest,

>>377006628
>why didn't they just fly the ring to mordor?
so, why didn't they?

>>377014131
Just think about it this way
If SE didn't give a fuck for many years and the second automata comes out they start blocking the music from the first game it means they are interested in doing more stuff with the series

>>377013972

Weiss had amnesia, Kaine was ashamed, and the gingers were deceiving Nier.

>>377015459
The eagles didn't give a shit, also nazguls and other flyers.

Mostly because the eagles were too proud though.

>>377015459
the eagles are no match for the flying nazgul basically. it would be handing the ring to sauron.

>>377015547
I think also the eagles were susceptible to the ring too.

>>377013972
What exactly did Kainé know that could've changed the situation?

>>377008679
Underrated post fellow gods

>>377015459
It's established in the hobbit book that they don't like flying over human settlements because they'll get shot down by arrows

god knows why for lotr

>>377015547
>>377015585
>nazguls
can't you load the eagles with female archers to fend against the nazgul?

>>377015718
Why don't they just invent nukes?

>>377015718
>female archers
deaf ones, so they're immune to that screech

>>377015585
>A couple of Hobbits with no combat experience on foot

Wasn't that basically handing the ring to Sauron? Assuming they didn't know a bunch of contrived, conveniently timed events happening around would help them on their journey.

>>377015718
Dude did you see how the nazgul fucked up the defenders of gondor

Shit's not going to work out. Work in that the ring itself will also try to slip while not watched in the heat of battle and you have a recipe for disaster. Also, orc archers.

>>377015824
>did you see how the nazgul fucked up the defenders of gondor
okay how about female deaf ELF archers
they're moving up in the air and not sitting ducks in the ground, also no females

>>377015536
Weiss didn't say anything about it after the very cutscene where he remembered and Nier clearly wanted to know more
Being embarassed is no excuse for never mentioning that Shades were begging for their lives
Devola and Popola should have tried to convince Nier instead of forcing him using violence, but I guess they get a pass because shit was spiralling quickly out of their control

>>377016024
>quickly
They had 5 years from when the Shadowlord took Yonah to tell him.

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THIS SHIT

Either kill 4 insanely powerful ancient lord soul bosses to get to the castle OR just have the climbing skills of a fucking toddler to get over some rocks

>>377016005
Even if you're clear of the nazgul - and saruman's crows - that still leaves the eagles themselves. They're proud, and it's not certain they'd be able to resist the ring.

>>377015459

Because the Eagles were in the service of Eru and were to be called as a total last resort - such as saving Sam and Frodo after they fulfilled their mission.

>>377016316
Last I checked, they were in the service of Manwe, Eru himself doesn't do a lot.

But the point stands.

>>377016373

Thank you for the correction, anon. You're right.

>>377016312
>it's not certain they'd be able to resist the ring
frodo/sam will still be carrying it, only on top of the eagles

>>377016373
Eru only does things that matter.

>>377016474
So all the eagle has to do is shake them off, watch them drop, swoop down and snatch it.

>>377007127
dumb video
"i got lost in the caverns of mount doom and got bitten by a spider"
no you fucking niggers NO

>>377009298
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RpP_BKPa5Oc

>>377008928
an asshole can't be flaccid
so many people who follow the "why didn't they fly it in?" line of questioning are stupid as fuck

>>377016124
Keep in mind they probably didn't expect Nier to somehow obtain a superweapon

>>377016892
>so many people don't have my knowledge and expertise regarding the tightness of assholes and are stupid as fuck

ftfy

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>>377017189

>>377015459
a variety of reasons
1: the only reason the eagles managed to get into Mordor at the end of the book was that Sauron's entire kingdom was under siege, in the process of falling apart, and thus extremely distracted. If they tried to fly the eagles over the walls without a distraction they would have been spotted by Sauron's big fucking eye, and shot down straight away by the many archers on the Black Gate, and the Nazgul patrolling the skies of Mordor.
2:the eagles could have taken the Ring for themselves, since they're nearly wild animals with little restraint.
3: the eagles don't like flying long distances while being burdened, especially over human territory where humans shoot them to keep them away from their sheep.

It's like asking why you wouldn't use helicopters to deliver someone into the middle of a military base, rather than walking all the way through.

>>377015813
>>A couple of Hobbits with no combat experience on foot
>Wasn't that basically handing the ring to Sauron?
The hobbits ran off on their own, retard. Originally they had a party of some of the best warriors in Middle Earth on their side.

Also, their focus was on stealth. No point trying to sneak into Mordor with an army. What better people to use for stealth than a small, very quiet race who are easily overlooked?

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>>377017189
go look up the definition of the word flaccid; if you're not baiting, kick yourself, if you are baiting, kill yourself