>M-muh people Does this bitch ever shut up? I'm trying

>>376999787
Nope. Enjoy.

>>376999787

The romance options are a lot better if you disintegrate her first.

>>376999787
She's a dumb hoe.

>>376999787
No

>>376999787
>expecting good writing from bioware

>messing around with a HEX editor cheat engine as a little kid playing this because I couldn't understand how stats worked and just wanted to give myself god stats for easy win
>somehow messed with my character hex for my female character so that the women party members treated my character as male
>Aerie starts hitting on me
>asks me to make her a woman
>I am like 10 years old, have no idea why this is happening but am feeling something in my pants
>whaaaaaaaaaaat? Yes ok
>leaves my party the next day after a night of clam jousting because of reasons I can't remember
>uninstalled BG2 soon after because I felt like I was gonna get in trouble for playing it

I accidentally experienced modern Bioware a decade and a half early

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Elves being elves

you either love them or hate them

Ask the perianal knight, he will understand

>>376999787
>Not becoming one of the most powerful Gods in the planes by usurping your father's legacy
>Throwing it away to fuck a crippled elf

>>376999787
BG2's romances cover the three types of women dudes are generally interested in. She's the clingy submissive one.

>>376999787
Go for Viconia if you want something slightly better.

>>376999787
Her romance is the most straightforward and shortest one. It's worth it for the hormonally imbalanced rabbit sex you have with her come ToB. You don't go at it as much with Viconia, ffs, and she's a whore.