>get a FPS game >bunch of people yelling at me on the mic

Imagine being such a fucking softie that you can't handle a bit of ribbing. Fucking hell. Harden the fuck up cunt, quit being a thumb sucking manbaby.

>>376992038
Shut the fuck up. This has nothing to do with that.

>>376992038
damn dude you're fuckin' badass

So you're calling yourself retarded or what?

just play medic

>Spaz the fuck out and get nervous over a videogame
>Call others retarded

OP is a faggot.

>>376991972
Well, you're clearly shit at the game and a liability for others.

That can be solved with practice, but clearly you're too ADHD to develop your own skills and instead you rely on leveling up a character. Is this the same as it is in real life? Do you have no dedication or ambition?

>>376992108
Of course you wouldn't have any reading comprehension; As expected from a dumbass who plays FPS.

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>>>/co/mblr

>>376992082
You specifically made a thread on /v/ to whine. That's how far you've fallen. Wimp.

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>>376992174
Xenos have neither. What's your point?

All you have to do is literally point your mouse at the enemy and click mouse 1?

>>376991972
If you're playing casually, just mute player voices and ignore the chat if possible, disable it if possible.
Then just try and do your best, anon. I'm sure that you'll be able to strive towards getting better without anyone telling you once you get those obstacles out of the way.

>>376992142
I always play support, but whenever I mess up my ult I get really frustrated and upset so I quit middle of the match.

>>376992153
Sorry for not monkeying around every second there is.

>>376992161
RPGs are much more enjoyable than FPS. You witness as your character grow and become stronger, the story progress, and all that stuff.

When I unbox a lootbox, all get is dumb cosmetic that doesn't help me at all

>>376991972
Maybe. i'm spurrged to fuck and i love FPS. i play a bunch of them.

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>>376991972

What is it about /co/ that attracts so many weak and puny failures?

Sometimes I think about how bad people can be at video games and what kind of people they are. Steven Universe, shoulda have been obvious.

>>376992308
I almost always mute the mics. My teammates often whine how I'm "pocketing" a one guy the whole match though. If that makes any sense.

>>376992174
>>376992225
>>376992339
>>>/pol/

You don't belong here.

>>376992449
>/v/
Glass houses

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>Keyboard and Mouse feels weird

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>>376992330
>Witness your character become stronger
Or you know, you could witness your own skills becoming better as you learn from the people around you.

>He actually paid money to open a loot crate
Fuckin pathetic

>>376992484
>You don't belong here.
>>>/trash/
You don't belong here.

>>376992487
/v/ermin are big and strong

>>376992547
It does though. Maybe I'm so used to the controllers.

>>376992554
>frantically having spazzing muscle memories locked into the fingers are fun

Of course you wouldn't know about.

One time, I got a beta key for this game called Quake Champions and that game was an ADHD sugar rush disaster. There was nothing to "learn" from that.

>>376992330
>When I miss my ult I get frustrated and quit

This is pure autism. You clearly have no patience or skill and you expect games to hold your hand. Fucking learn how to play, get gud and stop bitching about it. You won't improve at anything in life if you just spurg out and quit if you're having a bad match.
Stop expecting to be spoon fed all the time.

>Steven Universe picture
>A Tumblr-esque complaint about mean people on FPS games
>Being a hypocrite and calling FPS fans retards even though that's what your teammates probably called you

Yeah dude just go back to your RPG games, no one wants a player like you taking up server space in an FPS. Also saged.

>>376992484
When you're playing a healer? You should try to be wary of your other team mates. You do need to be there for stronger players, but if he isn't under fire, see if you can get a different team mate back up.
>>376992723
I see it more as people finding pleasure in trying to come out on top on a scuffle, and if you're playing with better players, eventually you'll have to start thinking about it. Like map control.

>>376992746
I deserve my ult you shitlord. There's nothing "autist" about that.

>>376992767
What does Tumblr and SU has to do with anything?

>>376991972
Have you tried _______git gud faggot______________________________________________
Furthermore,
__________you're gay_______________________
I also feel that
_____________________you need to go back____________________________________________

>>376992723
>I got a beta key for a game and I didn't have fun, therefore the entire genre is shit
Wew lad

>Spazzing muscle memory
It's not that hard to learn unless you have a disability. Learn the basics and practice. Then, start playing some casual matches or something. You can't win if you don't know what you're doing.

>>376992330
You're literally playing The most casual of first person shooters.

How bad can it be?

>>376991972
From how you reacted, you seem like the retard.

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>>376992852
>I deserve my ult

>>376992852
>I deserve my ult
You clearly don't, because you don't know how to use it.

>>376992894
>learning
Here's that buzzword again.

Like, in RPG, the guy who spent more time on builds will win against a low level monster. You will win if you spent more time. In FPS, that's not a thing for some reason. Even if you spent more money on weapons and shit, you can still lose. That's jusf unfair

>>376992484
Man no wonder why no one likes you

>>376992723
Go back to gaylo then

M&kb is smooth as fuck for fps compared to clunky controller with aim assist

Even games like mirrors edge and dying light is so much better with precise controls

Have you tried not sucking at them

Start with singleplayer until you have some basic skills, then move on to online.

>>376993027
You've perfected the art of bait, but there's no soul anon.
I can't feel your passion behind this.
It's all too formulated.
You're hitting all the marks but there's no fire.
It's a no for me, sorry.

>>376993105
I never played Halo. I just have PS3 and 4 for Japanese games. I got into Overwatch just few weeks ago and I'm not having a good time so far.

>>376992989
>>376993020
Not an argument

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>>376993171
This is getting stale.

I'm gonna go to sleep. Thanks for all the (You)s

>>376992723
>It does though. Maybe I'm so used to the controllers
Start playing all your games with kbm, you'll get used to it pretty quickly. Oh and get a gaming mouse if you don't already have one, the G502 is godly.

As someone who loves FPS and doesn't play much else, I don't know what I prefer, the tears of skillless "muh singleplayer" losers whining about getting pwned (you) or the tears of disgusting weeaboos getting mad over FPS because it's not JRPG. Thank you for the laughs OP

>>376993027
Yes, in Counter-Strike there may be an upset round, people with pistols may kill people with rifles for example.
But if one team is significantly better than another, do you really think the shit team would get away with winning 16 rounds?

>>376992082
I remember tickling kids like you in primary school and the ones that would cry would be laughing while tear are streaming down there face.

it was quite a curiosity, them being in pure fits of laughter and autistic rage crying because they had no power over senor tickles.

>inb4 grade school

>>376993256
Take care, love.

>>376993404
The trick is the tumblr reaction image. It always sets you off in a good start.

>>376993357
What's your take on people who enjoy singleplayer FPS, but know they wouldn't stand a chance online due to not having any real skill, so they stick to singleplayer?

>>376993507
Play on hardest difficulty and git gud

I swear everyone new to online FPS's thinks they're automatically going to be good at the game. CSGO is the worst with this.

just practice more and git gud.

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>>376993196
>Not an argument
You're retarded

>Game gives you a special skill
>You fuck up the special skill because you haven't practiced using it before
>Complain like a faggot

Why do you expect to be able to complete against people when you don't even know the basics? Go get gud retard

Just uhh idk like shoot them? Lol. Uhh like idk win? Lol unless ur playing cs:go then im sorry.

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>>376991972
>Casual SU cancer sucks at fast-paced action, can't take insults from strangers on the internet because of how much they suck, can't get good with superior KBM and probably prefers controllers, and calls others retarded
You're whining on /v/ about being shit at vidya and being a beta during online play, and outing yourself as SU trash at the same time. Fucking kill yourself and go back to /co/ or /trash/, cancer. And get good.

Why are you all arguing with a Steven universe fan
Bait or not it's a waste of time

>>376993507
Take the plunge and get into multiplayer. Literally every good FPS player starts out with getting their ass kicked over and over again. After a while you'll get better and better and soon you'll be the one destroying noobs and making them quit to their safe-space RPG games. Or you can just be a quitter like that yourself. Oh and singleplayer only goes so far with MP practice, it doesn't compare to actually playing MP
Unless you're playing an MP match with bots, that's different

>>376993584
I'm not even sure that helps. Singleplayer develops a different skillset outside of very traditional arena/deathmatch shooters.

>>376993842
That's not true I'd gladly round up all the SU fans and gas them.

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>>376992082
You're a pussy. If it's not fun, stop playing. Don't make threads on /v/ to bitch about it like the little faggot that you are.