ITT: Autistic things you do in vidya >Any shooter >Kill

>>376980219
>play any game
>analyze it too much
>realize its repetitive in some way
>get bored

>try really hard not to crash around into everything and knock all loose physics items around like some kind of crazy person

the first part of Prey drove me nuts, I couldn't be a normal person in my apartment i HAD to either drop shit on the floor or fling it as hard as I could

>play some game
>realize I'm a grown adult now
>quit and be a family man instead

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>>376980453
>falling for his bait

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>>376980219

>kill female enemy
>get a boner

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This was me in another of these threads.

>>376980625
Are you positive you're not a serial killer

>>376980219
I don't do that, but I can understand. RP can be fun.
>>376980406
>Prey intro
It's funny too. Everyone I know who has played it did the same thing first run.
Which is funny because that's exactly what the game wants you to do.

>reload compulsively
>look up often
>kill myself when sections I want to play perfectly don't work or I mess up
>think about what they eat and if it the world looks habitable in every game I play
Am I autistic /v/?

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I usually take off my helmet and walk in town in Elder Scrolls games.

I make sure I'm clear of any civilians before flying in Gravity Rush so I don't launch random people into the void.

>>376980708
I actually do that too, anon. It feels good knowing I'm not alone.

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I always have to match gear in any game. If it doesn't look good I can't wear it, transmog and clothing dye has been a lifesaver.

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>any fps game
>attractive female character model stares into your view
>eyes and head tracking your character
>whip out my penis and fap as I crouch down and pretend they are stepping on me

I follow traffic rules on GTA. Except when I'm on a mission though.

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>>376982213
Come on, man.

>>376982213
Now THIS is why I visit this board. Remarkable.

In stealth games after I knock an enemy out I always shoot them afterwards to make sure they don't wake up later.

>>376983273
>>376984164
fuck off reddit

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>>376980625
>Dismembering and playing around with the corpse
Fucking Fallout

>knock out the guards in ass creed because I felt bad for them
>realize the entire game takes place in a computer simulation
>realize the game itself is a computer simulation
>felt sorry for someone in a simulation of a simulation

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>playing any fps
>opponent kills me
>cup my hands at my side and charge up a kamehameha
>fire it at the screen, pretending it kills them irl and erases my death

this is the only way to contain my rage

>>376984415
>An avatar in a simulation feeling bad for an avatar in a simulation of a simulation
And they said AI could never feel human emotions

>play game
>explore everything before proceeding
>if the game has builds keep trying out several builds until I find the best for my gameplay style
>never play any other build ever again or I feel awful

>>376984348
Yea... fucking fallout.

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>Play GTA
>shoot women in the leg so they cant run
>they try to stand up shoot there hands
>rock solid boner

>>376980219
If I'm playing a game that allows it, I'll go to a comfortable place and then save when I'm done. Like in BotW, I'll make a fire, feed my horse and Link, then save. In Animal Crossing, I'll go back to my house and then save.

>>376980453
>who posts on 4chan

K

>>376980708
I do this but in a less detailed way. I like to roleplay world leaders in CIv as they react to my decisions.

>>376980708
I don't go to that level of autistic detail but pretty much I also do this.

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>>376981118
>98/100 rounds
>commence eight second reload

>Crates/barrels in room
>Have to break them all before continuing

In games where you can change your outfit or armor I always change it to fit the environment I'm in even if there's no actual benefit for doing so. Like if I'm going to a snowy or winter area I'll have the characters put on more clothes.

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>reload so ammo is an even number
>put skillpoints into one stat until its full and move on to the next instead of dividing them equally
>always unequip the torso portion of an outfit whenever i can

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>have to collect literally everything no matter how unnecessary it is
>when there's no more room for stuff, quickly go sell it and return to collect the rest to sell it again, so it doesn't go to waste

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>>376980453
Whew that sounds fucking boring.

I always go for the 'canon' look in games. For example every single DS1 character ive made has had the elite knight set, astora sword and crest shield.

>>376980219
>miss line of dialog
>load save from 15 minutes ago

>>376986206
Fallout must be a literal hell for you.

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>optimize my trades with merchants
>end up wasting more time trading than getting shit to trade with
Fucking slav genetics

>>376980219
Shoot enemies in their legs and arms and just pretend they're incapacitated instead of dead.

Stealth games made me do this

>>376986838
Nowadays it's more like
>miss line of dialog
>rewind youtube video
>tracker bar puts it back a full minute

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>>376984431
Now this is the kind of autism I was looking for

>>376986757

I don't think that's autistic. It just means you have no imagination.

>>376984415
I too knock out the guards on ass creed.
They're just doing their jobs, they're not evil, or even templars.

I only started when I was playing 2, and you were in that crypt and had to do that long ass chase sequence with the mission thing saying "kill the guard (templar)".

Like the dude was just talking right before about how this job was going to get him some extra coin for his family and shit. Then he runs because he's fucking scared for his life. But the game pretends and just tacks on the fact that he's like the one templar guard.

Then that part in 3 where you go irl to abstergo to get the apple or whatever. I wasn't going to kill those dudes either. They were just working some shitty security job to afford Christmas gifts for their little kids. Who am I to force them to shoot themselves. I mean canon wise, they're not even simulations.

It's not like I do it because I feel empathy for a game character, but I like to pretend that there's still a world going on around what's happening.

I aint an asshole.

If I'm equipping armor I always start with pants, then torso, boots, gloves and finish off with helmet. If I fuck up the order I unequip everything and start again.

In Prey I used CE just to have a billion recycler grenades so I can go around the station and clean shit up
>Right now I'm slightly bothered I missed a few bits of junk and guts

>>376987902
I played through all of dishonored without killing anyone on my first play through, and then every time I tried to play a kill play through I ended up reverting back to no-kill.

Its the same reason I have trouble playing Payday, or GTA, I feel like the people I'm killing don't deserve to die.

At this point, I can't decide if this makes me a huge pussy, or just over thinking things.

>>376988048
I think you might be OCD, or an aspie. Or both.

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>game with dialogue options but non-voiced protagonist
>I act out every line I choose, including physical motions
>I feel really fucking cool when I grip my fist in front of me like an anime character and act out a threatening line

>>376988216
I kind of see it as roleplaying rather than being a pussy. At least for me.

For shit like GTA, you're playing as a criminal, so it's okay to be a dick and kill pedestrians and shit.
On Sleeping Dogs though, I tried my best to avoid killing civilians and shit. Because you're an undercover cop.

I played Dishonored at first killing people, but it just didn't feel right. I ended up doing no kill halfway through. Ended up restarting and doing the whole game like that. I had much more fun. But it's fun no matter how you play it.

I know in Dead Rising (first one) though, sometimes I just want to be a dick and kill everyone in sight, just to fuck around.

Who cares how you play though, it's your game. Play it how you want.

>>376988505
This makes sense. It kindof makes me wish for more games that had that moral grey area.

Like, I fallout 3, I never feel bad killing Raiders. They are scum and deserve death. When I played FNV, I didn't feel like any of the factions really deserved to die. With the exception of some of the top brass, both sides of the Dam were just people doing their best to survive.

Makes the game just that much more tense, you know?

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>>376980309
I do this way too much.

I wish i could go back to being some ignorant sod who was happy with not knowing as much as possible about things sometimes.

Underwater exploration in open world games.

I don't know why i'm doing it or what i expect to find, but being able to go underwater in some games really triggered me in some way, bethesda games, gta v etc. i've done it all.

pick up random toys on my desk and start aying with them and ignoring the game
alt tab or switch monitor input source to my desktop and dick around with it running for a bit

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I get to into roleplaying I guess.

In games like Monster Hunter and shit where you can make a character without an established background or personality, I make up my own back story for them complete with their childhood and stuff. In Etrian Odyssey or other games where you can create an entire party, I come up with a story for how they first met and how each member feels about each other. I add my own narrative and subtext to the story and pretend my character is actually forming meaningful relationships with the NPCs. If the game allows it I'll even change stuff like my character's hairstyle and add scars to show time and progression as I go through the game.

It's stuff I don't actively think about even when not playing the game, but it helps make story-lite game more entertaining.

>>376988819
Wow, Fallout 4 must have sucked for you.

>>376980219

but in real life that's a war crime and a more importantly a waste of ammo no "elite operator" would do that

>>376988927
Unless that operator is John wick

>>376980219
>Autistic things you do

I post wojak and pepe on le 4chans because I'm from reddit xd.

>can't bring myself to do evil in a game with moral choices

I feel too bad for virtual pixels.

Though I can play games which force you to kill innocents willy nilly though.

>>376980219
I laugh at shit like this >>376988991

>>376988991
post one (juan) [1] image that would be better than the OP image as a theme for this thread

>>376985139
I do this too, it feels great.

>>376986884
Not him, although I do the same shit.

You know what really fucking triggered me in Fallout 3? In the metro tunnels, rusty tin cans would frequently get stuck under the railway lip. They're in full view, but you can't pick them up.

That shit drove me fucking bonkers. I'd spend ~5 minutes on each tincan moving the camera around in first and third person trying to get an angle where I could pick the fucking thing up.

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>jump up slopes even when it's not actually faster

>>376988892
Far harbor was top tier, but it never reached those Gta V midnight feels at 100m under the sea.

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>>376980219
I used to sheathe my weapons before picking locks. Figured it would be more difficult to open locks if my characters hands were full.

>>376989152
>getting upset because someone is insulting your favorite maymay
Spotted the real autist.

>>376989376
no, seriously, anon, do it

hoard items in RPG's just in case and I never end up using them

>>376985139
>getting into bed or on a chair in a pokemon center in pokemon
Feels great

>>376980219
I like to ghost non-lethally in every stealth game just because I like to imagine the guards being really confused afterwards.

>>376988292
okay u topped it off autismo

>Shoot once
>enemy turns around corner
>reload even though they could come back immediately and fuck me over

This extends to multiplayer too.

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>>376984540
Hate whenever I do this

>>376989245
I I thought I was the only one

>in a menu
>see a (1)

>>376984540
this is normal

>>376989831
I do this too.

Only because when I was little I saw this episode of Cheat on G4 and they were doing Halo, and they said to reload often.
I don't know why I fixated on that, but even now I reload even for one round.
I have ocd, so maybe that contributes as well.

I had to really push myself not to do it back when I used to play lmg on battlefield 3.

>>376981118
Everything but the reloading is fine

By compulsively you mean whenever you shoot a gun you need to reload ASAP I assume

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>>376982074
This.

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I almost never use the most popular weapons in games. I'll try to master the special snowflake choices if they're even slightly viable and I'm never satisfied with just sticking to the "optimal" guns.

>>376989127
Same here, every time I try to start an asshole or evil playthrough I end up going back to the usual choices 5 minutes in.

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>>376984431
god fucking dammit

>>376981653
>I make sure I'm clear of any civilians before flying in Gravity Rush so I don't launch random people into the void.
I tend to always go for a dive off the side of the city before activating gravity. Feels like it looks cool.

>>376983131
Play Euro Truck Sim 2/American Truck Sim. They'll feed that urge if you want a full game of that.

>>376990260
Mine stemmed from 007 Nightfire. Somehow I got into the habit of just shooting once to hear the reload sounds as I would play each level and that soon extended to all other games.

ARMAs pretty much the only game I play and the milsim side of things is as autistic as vidya can get.

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Any shooter
I tend to press the reload button constantly and at random, sometimes several times at once, to make sure my gun that I have not fired since the last time I did this is still indeed fully loaded.

>>376980219
Mutilate corpses of enemies that almost killed me

>>376980625
>female enemies do lewd sounds when hurt

>>376990880
i pretty much reload after every shot if im not continuing shooting

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>>376986195
>A full magazine caps out on an odd number
>have to always fire one bullet so it's even

>>376984348
I love it.
I love to dismember corpses in fallout.
I always have a combat knife with me. I cut off every limb and throw them around. It feels great. It feels even better to dismember corpses when npcs are around. They are all watching silently. Their routine doesn't include someone slicing up their friends. They don't mind if I throw limbs at them. Why does it feel so good?

>have to make all my stats equal, even useless stats

>Open world game
>Pretend I'm a hitman looking for a certain NPC

I go out of my way to avoid romance options in RPGs because I'm a KHV IRL

>>376980219
I do the exact same anon.
I started doing it whilst role-playing in New Vegas now I literally can't stop doing it, I even do it in online games and shit.

>>376990880
When I'm using a weapon with a nice reload animation, I tend to just fire off one shot and reload just to watch the animation

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>>376984431

>>376980453
you're now a slave and have permanent baggage for the rest of your life, congrats.

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>>376984431
I appreciate you anon.

>>376992576
Stop with the MGTOW shit man, someone starting a family doesn't mean he's a slave or a Chad or whatever. I bet like 75% of r9k will eventually find a girl and live happily having gone through some lonely years

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>play a grand strategy game
>narrate all my actions and all events as though I'm reading a history book

adhere to traffic rules in GTAV

campaign took me more than 100 hours

>>376993046

I can do this for maybe one mission in a whole sitting of the game

jesus christ, anon

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>play team based Shooter,
>become so attached and obsessed with a character, it makes me sick to even think of playing anything else
in tf2 its heavy, in OW its Dva

>>376992864
You underestimate the autistic wizard powers of robots

>playing GTA IV
>roleplaying as some crazed spree killer
>walk slowly into the hospital
>take out my rifle and begin slaughtering all these innocent people
>hear their screams and terror as they get shot like fish in a barrel
>my dick gets rock solid

I sometimes imagine someone comentating while I play, like I'm in some sort of e-sports thing.

>>376993178
Well done anon you're now on a watchlist

>>376993238
or maybe he just wrote it for (you)s

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>NPC speaks a monologue telling me what to do next
>I move my mouse to nod and agree

>>376981653

I used to do the helmet thing.

>>376980625
I'm a sane person, but I'd always cut the heads off of women then strip them and put their bodies next to each other. Idk why I like doing it in every fallout.

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>Buy a new game
>Oh fuck this is going to be great
>But I need to make sure I've got alot of time to play it
>3 weeks have passed and I havent started

Its the weirdest shit. Maybe now that I'm working 40+ hours I notice this, but I will not start a game unless I have at least 24 un interruptible hours. I just want to feel like I'm not being pressured to stop or manage my time and relax. I have a backlog I just cannot keep up with because I cant get over my time constraint.

>>376980708
i'm going to start doing this

>>376988292

*puzzle mat music starts playing*

>>376989303

This is a logical and reasonable assumption.

>>376992881
>not using your narrations and deviations from history as the basis for a background in a realistic fiction story

>>376991332
>it fires in 2-round bursts

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>>376981653
>I make sure I'm clear of any civilians before flying in Gravity Rush so I don't launch random people into the void.

You're me, and I am you.
Why in the fuck would they even add that? I don't want to think about inadvertently killing people everytime I take off. It's fucked up.

>>376993764
Dusty saves them like he saves Kat when she falls.

>>376989209
>>376989209
>I'd spend ~5 minutes on each tincan moving the camera around in first and third person trying to get an angle where I could pick the fucking thing up.
>>376989209
>>376989209


now THAT is autism.

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>tfw playing the Metal Gear games through the years has made me think about murder in vidya
>if a video game has a solid option for non-lethal attacks, I pursue it non-stop
>feel bad for killing people, especially when it goes against how the main character usually acts

Fuck you, Kojima.

>>376980625
>burning, pissing on, chopping limbs on females
>get hard
being a kid with postal 2 was a weird time

> building autism forts in RTS games
if the RTS has walls, you can damn well believe i'll use them and do retarded shit with them even if they're completely useless garbage in actual gameplay

> RTS has units that can gain ranks or rack up kills
> have to keep my "hero" units alive even though they're just generics that have been kept up by healers/repairs
> go on stupid "missions" with them if i can have transport units carry them around
personally i blame a few of the older RTS where units could persistently keep their stats between missions (Warzone 2100) and where some units were legitimately "elite" with special abilities that you had to micromanage to use effectively.

> get so into the inner workings of a sim game that i learn the underlying systems like "map chunks"
> now required to consider all designs off of this so each chunk is properly setup for some effect the map chunks have
why the fuck can't Factorio have true circle radar coverage instead of this squares "map chunk visible true/false" shit? i mean i'd still try and keep it aligned to the grid that's shown during pausing it but damn.

> playing any FPS game and shoot a few bullets
BETTER RELOAD A NEW MAG JUST TO BE SURE
> end up getting a kill on a guy on the last bullet
SEE THAT'S WHY I DO THAT THING
alternately: i get killed while autistically reloading my gun for that 1 bullet, due to bad timing

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Don't mind me, just killing this thread with something that no one could outclass

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>>376980625
Welcome to the patrician fetish of ryona, my man.

>>376991851
I do that all the time
GTA V especially, it looks pretty legit if you turn off the radar/health bar.
>murder target
>evade police
>agent 47 mission success

>>376994023
This is actually a real problem for me. If the game allows for nonlethal takedowns then I feel like I have to do it even if it's tedious and not fun. In most cases I have no reason to bear animosity to these rank and file footmen and I feel terrible killing them for doing their job.

>>376980219
I picked up this habit from dead space because sometimes you just see them lying in a hallway pretending to be dead and they sneak up on you or you might shoot off their arm and they'll fall to the ground and play dead

>>376980219
>put away any object I'm not using
>aggressively organise inventory
>avoid destroying anything

>>376994246
Playing GTAV was real hell for me. Having to kill police nearly is not fun at all

>>376988216
>play payday
>rob a bank
>killing all the cops of the state, even the SWAT
>they just want justice and to stop overly violents criminals
>kills civilians too, cops can't do shit anyways
>leave in the party van
The only way to roleplay payday is stealth, else it turns to a cop genocide

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play something like overwatch, LoL, Minecraft and my teammates interact with me I instantly think they're really cute/funny/innocent.

I need to get outside more

>look around at something beautiful
>move the camera around slowly like when they're showing a game at E3 or a similar event

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>go to bathroom
>sit on toilet holding toothbrush in left hand
>spin my right hand around in circles and imagine video games happening in my head
>I can effectively create video games in my head and it feels like I'm playing them
>sword fights, gun fights, giant boss battles all made up on the spot while I take a shit
>imagine the particle effects and muzzle flash, or dirt clouds trailing behind a car as it rolls through a desert
>do this for fifteen years

I KNOW I'm the only motherfucker who does this, and I do it every day. It's hard to do with a roommate though. I am in my 20's and I've been doing this since I was a kid.

>>376986206
This.

>>376980309
>"it's all just doing repetitive tasks to see a number go up or down"
This vidya nihilism hit me hard when I was a teen. Nowadays I force myself to get immersed in the games universe and all that shit because it is better than living

>>376986757
This.

>>376994639
You cant imagine how many bombing runs and dogfights I've had in the toilet.

>>376993813
Holy shit you just eased my mind

>>376985139
>If I'm playing a game that allows it, I'll go to a comfortable place and then save when I'm done.

I do that too. Especially if I was playing a long time. I find it helps wind down the experience, so I'm less focused on swording things when I am trying to do real life things. It also makes you start at home next time you play.

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>>376994726
Seriously? Do you do the shaking hand thing, too? I love "playing" WW1 dogfights, I picture smoke trailing behind every bullet and it really fires my neurons.

>>376994726
I have both re-imagined and created new scenarios in my head that are so moving they bring me to tears. While pooping.

>>376985139
This actually isn't autistic or anything and is a really nice way to end a play session right before bed.

>>376986146
>In games where you can change your outfit or armor I always change it to fit the environment I'm in even if there's no actual benefit for doing so. Like if I'm going to a snowy or winter area I'll have the characters put on more clothes.

The fact that there is no benefit to doing it is the game's fault, not yours. Planning for weather is a sorely underused game element.

>playing Persona 5
>day changes
>throw knife at screen to match up with the in game knife

I'm running out of knives
And TVs

>>376994836
I hate to break it to you, friend, but you are actually autistic.

>>376994898
Yeah sure, which is why GTA for example literally only lets you save by making your character go to bed

>>376994702
The last game I told this myself was Fallout 4
Even if I really want to like it its the more basic "go-kill-it-there-and-come-back" game I played in a long time
But yeah you don't really have to analyze anything to get bored here

>>376985735
I like you anon

>>376994828
Write them looks like they worth it

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I literally shake with enthusiasm and have to lift my hands off the keyboard when I finally put my autistically optimized plan into motion in any strategy game and watch it unfold
Then again I simply cannot play any strategy game where I cant plan my actions way beforehand, too many unpredictable factors makes me drop the game

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>playing any game
>immediately copy the mannerisms of the main characters
I'm playing Persona 5, and I keep fucking doing that thing when the MC pulls his hand out of his pocket and moves his hand out when responding to people.

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>Play any game
>Game has underwater section with meter for oxygen
>As I dive in-game with the character, I hold my breath as I swim through the section to see if I could last as long as the character underwater

>>376980625
I always take a moment to imagine what I could do if I were the MC after killing a bunch of female raiders; then I get back to playing, thankfully.

>>376994040
>> RTS has units that can gain ranks or rack up kills
>> have to keep my "hero" units alive even though they're just generics that have been kept up by healers/repairs

In Cossacks, after advancing to the 18th century and unlocking the new units, I'd search through my units for 17th century pikemen and musketeers for ones with multiple kills to form veteran guard units that stand in parade squares in the center of town.

>>376990880
I do this in Stalker even though it's a pain in the ass reorganizing all those mags.

>>376988216
same, if a game will let me not kill people i don't kill them. dishonored was the best for letting you get though the whole game like that.

one that annoyed me was the new wolfenstein where there was a 'press x to kill boss' quick time at the very end. and i was like 'but..i've won, i don't need to kill him now, can't i just yank him out his his power suit and lock him up.' so i waited for like 3 minutes hoping it'd have a different option, but no, you had to beat a man to death for no reason.

>>376994104
the pictures aren't even good

>>376993364
Jesus christ

>>376980219
Real elite operators only need the Mozambique Drill.

>>376995178
I do this in New Vegas, but only because I feel it's fair to my character.

one thing i do, when i'm in a game and they have mountains or whatever in the way of the straight-line between me and my destination, i always try (usually in vain) to jump up the mountain instead of just following the path, which would probably be quicker.

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>play competitive shooter
>"j-just a couple rounds"
>end up playing 20 rounds cause i keep feeling like i can do better than the last round

would binding my mwheelup and mwheeldown to jump count as autistic?

>>376995309
>>376995436
You really should find a better way to structure your sentences autist-kun.

>>376982074
I definitely do this. My friend in FFXIV would bug me about wearing a bunch of stuff not that great for me but I don't care. It's about the aesthetic of being a plausible character in the world, not some soulless 3d model who's only concerned with stats.

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when final fantasy x-2 came out I had such a crush on all of the main team that I bought a poster for yuna, paine and rikku and I would talk to them and pretend that they were my harem/loving group of friends who would listen to all my problems. i was 25.its only gotten worse for me

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>>376995320
You didn't actually have to kill him. You could have quit the game and walked away.

>>376989245
Same thing in Overwatch. Everyone does it. We're all impatient and Blizzard puts you 1 mile from the checkpoint, so hopping makes you feel like you're getting there faster.

>>376990604
Are there any games that have good traffic following but in a car? I thought there was a mod for ETS that you can drive a car but I'm not sure.

>play an rpg
>rent a room in a inn
>take off my character's shoes before going to sleep
Also
>play an rpg
>imagine the thoughts of my character
>always come to the conclusion that after killing hundreds of enemies my character has turned into a psychopath
>game doesn't let me act like a psychopath so I can't progress my narration any further
>become disinterested in playing the game

>>376995682
I just go absolutely ham on being an evil dick whenever a game tries to be preachy; I gotta show those 1's and 0's who's boss.

>>376995682
>quit the game and waste money
You're more retarded than the faggot who wrote the plot

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>>376995774
>take off my character's shoes before going to sleep
That's some good shit right there

>>376995859
Is the life of another worth more than a few dollars for a video game?

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I chant "nigganigganigganigganigganigga" in every horror game once I feel that a screamer is close by

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>plan ahead my character(s) even before I started to play the game for the first time
>try a few characters in the beginning to get a better taste in which one I would like to play with
Good thing wikis are common now, I would also like to thank gamefaqs with their guides for saving my childhood with thier tips and shit.
FUCK Diablo II. I learned that it had respec years later. Fuck you blizzard for making me a min maxing, wiki reading, guide saving faggot.

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Not sure if autistic but
>wake up
>start steam
>open indie game
>play something else
>2 years and a half later

I swear it all started as a joke with my friends, now it's just daily routine.

>game has day/night cycle
>shops only open during certain daytime hours
>i will find something else to do until they open
>refuse to "wait" or sleep unless it is a mandatory mechanic of the game

day/night cycles and time limits irritate my autism in general
i stopped playing a harvest moon game because i couldn't explore the farm and town on the first day before it being dark and having to go to bed

>>376980219
>play game
>Get transformation technique for my character
>Every time i use it i act like i've changed to
>Start deepen my voice
>Act more cocky
>If the transformation can be undone in the action i'll do it if my health is down low and starts acting exhausted

Any time I'm playing a stealth game I always end up needing a shit. Always been like this. Unless I've had a shit already that day. Why does my body do this? Not that I mind though, it actually helps me feel more stealthy for some reason

in shooters with multiple weapons I constantly switch between them.
In rhythm games I always follow the beat even if there isn't any note's on the screen; terrible habit that has costed me many streaks...

>play battlefield 1
>see tank shell flying over my head
>find myself taking cover irl

>>376994639
Same but with tweezers instead. I even create my own lore for them too

>>376980219
i actually do the same thing in games like red orchestra, but it's more of just something that seems integrated in my mind to put a few bullets in them just to make sure, especially if they shot at me before.

on the other side though, i generally try to leave enemies alone if they're healing cause it just seems sort of unfair to shoot down an enemy that can't even shoot back, but i know 9 times out of 10 they're just gonna finish healing the moment i turn away and i'll die

>>376994023
I also usually go non-lethal if it's an option, but it's not out of some moral code, it's just that in most games non-lethal play yeilds better rewards

>>376993364
I'm physically sick.

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>When I get excited, I clap my hands

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>>376994702
>>376988786
>>376980309

This, hard.

>play game
>recognize the simple underlying formula behind basically everything in game
>start seeing the hamster wheel and can't continue

Just fucking kill me.

>>376988858
This isn't autistic at all. Just fun and makes the game better

>>376996135
8760 hours is literally a year anon jesus

>>376996135

Any card farmer is like that

>>376993364
Good for him. He definitely gets a high mileage out of these 10$.

I wonder what he would do with a game like Dwarf Fortress.

>>376993350
I do the same, but shake my head no

Sometimes I roleplay as a grunt in shooters or a common footsoldier in a fantasy setting.
I equip weak weapons and got to low lvl areas and pretend I'm going on a low priority mission or protecting a small village from harm.

>Dialogue choice in RPG
>Say the choice out loud

I can't help it sometimes, especially in games like persona

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>>376990880

>do the reload thing for the past 15 years
>playing KF2 now with something like SWAT that has a 5th trait of "infinite ammo in zedtime"
>always unload like a madman in zedtime to make use of it
>still attempt/do a reload after every zedtime even though I was not using up bullets and I know it
>get fucked because I reloaded a 65/66 gun when I needed to shoot more

>>376996734
You don't need that many hours, the less games you leave open at a time, the more chance you have to drop cards.

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>get exited from beating a boss or doing something cool
>jump out of the chair and do little skips and turns

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>>376991671
>Jack of All Trades
>Ace of None
Sucks trying to do a second playthrough and forcing myself to focus on a stat. Just feels wrong cause I'm losing out on that one stat; but when I equalize it also feels wrong because I just feel average.

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>>376990880
>Play Shadow Warrior reboot
>reload habitually
>when reloading with full ammo Wang inspects his weapon to make sure the ammo is full
>reload with katana out just to see what happens
>cleans the blood off of the blade
I love unnecessary shit like that in games. Just something to say that they thought of that.

I'm a huge audiophile and I will always say phrases or quotes from games I'm currently playing out loud, usually along with them if it's a repetitive one that I've memorized or even just under my breath during my day to day activities.

Ex: battle quotes from Persona 5, champion quotes from League.

>>376994523
faggot

>>376997792
You get a few points of HP back when you do that. The messier the blade, the more it heals.

>>376997792

You'll love Killing Floor 2 then

>>376997928
nice!

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>>376997939
>>376997792
this - there's a button to fuck with your weapon when it's fully loaded if you're one of those types that needs a fidget spinner

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>>376997804
I have a fucking library of speech from video games I've played that I can recite in perfect tone. Not worth a whole lot in my daily life but I can keep myself entertained.

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>>376980219
>restart playthrough upon making the smallest of mistakes
>this happens many, many times before I make THE save, with no more fuck-ups
>will probably restart THE save eventually anyway
How I finish any game is beyond me. I've stopped playing countless ones for this maddening reason.

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>>376980309
>not analyzing a game too much and appreciating its intricacies even more

If you can't even do this much, you aren't worthy of vidya.

>>376998085

Indeed, trying to reload full weapons does some fun stuff

>whirls magnums
>breaks open double barrel to check it

feels orgasmic
my spinner thing is in the mail

>>376998379
This. Damn thing made me like even mediocre games.

>>376998379
>>376998530

What intricacies?
The lack of them is the reason why I stop.

>>376980708
Why not just repost the text instead of a shitty phonescreencap?

>some serious event happens in the story
>slowly walk away instead of running

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If I'm playing a space game where I can command a squad of ships, I like to act like I'm in the cockpit by pretending to flick on switches and stuff, even making a little *chk* noise when I do. Also, whenever I order my squad to do anything, I say an appropriate line, like "Take 'em down," if I'm ordering them to attack, I even try to make my voice sound like it's filtered by a shitty comm speaker. When the mission's over, I'll say something like, "Mission accomplished. Good flyin', boys."

I don't live alone, either.

>>376998628
I mean, if you're playing a shitty game, you're playing a shitty game, no two ways about it. But it's not like there aren't several generations worth of amazing games out there for you to try once you do realize you've been wasting your time on a really bad game.

>>376982074
Where is this image from?

>>376980219
If there is a room with a bed and the character has the ability to jump, i jump over it a couple of times before moving on.

>play some semi-open world shit
>complete storyline
>drop the game

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>>376980309
I do this too.
For most games i realize i'll be doing the same shit after playing for more than one hour even if the game is really good. I end up losing interest really quickly.
I stick to arcade style games now.

>>376994143
Ironic weeb who doesn't know what ryona means spotted

Whenever something gets me exited I start shouting my battle cry, it's a mixed of a pig being killed, a gorrilla and a frog's reee. I also do that if anything gets me exited, of course secretly.

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>>376994143
>ryona

Oh god I'm aroused

What have I gotten myself into

>>376998107
Rise, and shine, missster freeman. Rise and... shine.

I recite shit like this perfectly all the time

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Not really in vidya, but I didn't like the direction the Elder Scrolls series went in after Morrowind, I thought I could do better. So I started writing down and fleshing out/detailing my ideas for this hypothetical game and over time it just grew and grew and now the document is over 230 pages long and features formulas, tables, diagrams and UI mockups.

I accept that it will never be made, I just do it for fun.

>>376980219
no honor

>>376980625
See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnfkLvam5OY

>>376998107

From around 2002 to 2012 I probably kept the entire library of unit reactions for Warcraft 3 with me like that.
So satisfying to say those...

>>376999029

Ryona nowadays simply refer to videos of female video game or anime characters getting killed or beat up. It can be guro if it has detailed gore, but what's important is that the female is being physically abused.

>>376980309
Wouldnt the repetitive make you keep playing because of autism?

In any game that has custom characters, I do my best to make the same character every time, and name her Abigail. I like imagining that through all of these games, is the same person in a different universe each time. I've grown pretty san attached to this character I've made for myself.

In RTS I always pretend idle units are talking to each other and I make up dialogs inside my head.

For example in CoH2, when I have my conscripts ducking behind some sand bags, I would make them crouch and pretend they're talking about their family back in Russia. Shit's really comfy for some reason.

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Not in vidya, but...

>Walking down the street
>Put my hand on peoples shoulders as I walk past them

makes me feel really cool

>dead memes everywhere
>OP is a dead meme too

How long can you possibly keep pretending that it's alive and well when it's long stopped being funny and meaningful a long time ago?

>>376999529
You must get into at least 5 altercations per day

waste of ammo
if anything, irl, after they get shot they are out for good so if they survive your attack, you can leave them to their wounds to give them a chance to survive and change their ways

>>376999529
that's creepy
dont touch me, nigga

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I keep a notebook of laptimes from games spanning all the way to 6th gen consoles.

Every week I dedicate to a racing game in my collection, where at least once a day I'll try and beat my old lap times. If I do break the record, I record the time,date,car used, track and weather.

>>376999529
YOU FUCKER
STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

>>376999386
A friend and I would do Dawn of War quote-offs. It was fun at the time but looking back it just makes me cringe.

>>376999529
Video games have taught me that anyone that touches or accidentally bumps you is a pickpocket.

You do that to me you better be ready for a cinematic QTE chase scene

>>376982213
i think im at a loss for words for the first time in years

>>376999529
I do this too but only in crowds.

Also I dont use my hand since that seems more provocative, but my forearm. Most people get the message and it helps

>>376999749

I never did it before others, just alone.
The Weakest Link map was my jazz though, at some point I was invincible in it.

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>save up powerful item because it's a one time use
>end up never using it

>>376999386
>>376999749
My friend and I did the same thing with Warcraft 3

>>376993170
Most of the time I just leave the game when someone gets to pick s76 before me.

>>376999529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM

>>376999894
This is every damn RPG game I've ever played. Now if I get to a boss that I have trouble with, I just use it and move on

I sometimes commentate the game I'm playing like I'm a Lets Player.
If a game has no voice acting and a lot of dialogue I'll make my own voices for the characters and try and do them seriously.
If a game has an easy to access map I'll check it CONSTANTLY.
I'll use all the silly little items a game will give me as much as can despite how useless they might be. Example: Shining Coins/Prism Stones, Coffee in New Leaf, Smoke Break in Vanquish

>>376999668
that's actually good idea
I might start doing it

I keep pressing random buttons like when I'm walking forwards I just smash a or d or s randomly and then continue on
this happens every 10 seconds or so

>>377000229
are you me ? i cant play skyrim and walk in a straight line

>>377000229

I just orbit the camera and stuff to take care of that urge.

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>>376992881
same here bud, makes it a lot more fun and immersive

>>376996642
I had this really bad in my late teens and earlier 20s. It ruined vidya for me until it made me realize I had to do something with my life, now vidya has taken a bit of a backseat in my life and is more of a hobby but the magic is back.

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>>376982213
>tfw I did this in VTMB with Therese
Thought I was the only one, holy shit

>>377000667

So what did you do with your life

>>376996642
>The hamster wheel is the only thing that works nowadays when you want to play a video game

I just can't focus

>>376999325
Get into modding and make your dream come true, anon.

>>376988858
That's not autistic at all anon. You just have an imagination that most people on this forum would probably kill for desu. Half of my friends can't look at most games as anything but a list of objectives they have to complete and it becomes a chore to them.

>>376980708
>>376992881
i do these, though not as descriptive as >>376980708 , but still, it does add to the fun.

>>376980625
>>376991001
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jzJUZG6ao Best part starts in 0:28

>>377000813
It's happenign to me too, I wish I never grew up

i always save my mini nukes because I don't want to waste them. But I never end up using them an entire play through

>>377000841
nani

>>377000718
Went to school, got /fit/, made some friends, experienced girls and all that bs, and became a cop. Not reaching for the stars, I know, but It was my childhood dream job.

Don't mean to come off like I was trying to preach to you though, I was a NEET so I needed a change, and once vidya turned into this routine I didn't even enjoy anymore I realized I had to do something different.

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>Start gaem
>long loading screen happens/I gotta pee/Stand up from my chair
>drop on the floor and to 10 push-ups
>sit back down and feel like less of a useless piece of shit
>continue being a useless piece of shit

I give some money to every person that plays something on an in-game instrument whenever we wait for the boss spawn.

>>376980708
>Playing Ground Control
>It's an RTS in which you can control the camera as much as you want
>Tell to my troops to attack an enemy building
>I place the camera into said building and act like the bombs are falling on me and my mates

>>377001206
This is good.

Keep it up but add more push up/mix it up a little with some sit ups or something.

>>376980219
i used to kill and strip female NPCs in Oblivion, hold them up by their hips and masturbate while pretending that i was fucking them

even argonians

>>377001065

>childhood dream job.

I guess thats where we differ, I never wanted to do a thing.
Its odd, when I was a NEET around 18-22 I could get absorbed in anything, now I'm 28 and have a job I do from home so its still pretty NEET-like except with lots of benefits, but I can't get absorbed in them at all, even though I'm fit, have friends and an income. I do feel like I'm not doing a thing with my life but I also don't see what would make me feel otherwise. Anyway thanks for the answer, its just curiosity for contrast.

>>377001623

>play FO3
>oh no another female raider fell with her face down ass up

I enjoyed that game for all the terribly terribly wrong reasons.

I cant stop jumping forward in games instead of walking ahead. Mostly in FPS games. Guess Im too used to bunnyhopping from source games to walk anymore.

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>>377001883

Actually kept some proof of the massive binge of creepy autism I got from that game.
I wonder what my psychologist would say if he saw these.

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>>377001732
I assume if you're fit you're most likely having 0 issues with chicks? I know we're supposed to hate roasties but sometimes some companionship is worth the headaches a girl brings.

Either way, I hope you find whatever it is that may be missing anon, good luck. We're all gonna make it

>>377002304

Hardly, also a faggot, also awkward with all intimacy. But I'm simply not one for relationships even if I long for one.
Thanks, maybe.

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In some action games I've often tried replaying certain sections dozens of times until I feel like I've done it right. So even if I'm able to beat it easily, I feel like have to use a certain amount of special moves making sure I don't get knocked down etc.
It can sometimes be quite tedious, but my OCD goes off the charts if I "fuck up" a fight but still beat it.

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>>377002263

Gathering shit was amazing in this game

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>>377002539

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In modern shooters, I insistently only use guns I own in real life when possible, even if they're sub-optimal or unbalanced or not fitting my playstyle.

At least I've never actually bought a gun specifically because it was in a game. I know people who have.

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I talk to myself as if I was a Twitch streamer with a little community. I'll talk out loud if there's no one in my home too.

I respond to the chat, say thank you to donations et cetera.
I don't even watch Twitch streamers.

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>>376980453
He's... he's lost forever. We'd best forget.

>GTA: San Andreas
>kill myself or have me killed several times

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No matter what type of game, how linear/railroaded it is I always try to RP to the fullest extent even if it's just in my head.
I always feel so autistic when I do it

>>377003064
I do this too

>>376984431
my sides

>>376990880
I do this and mash F subconsciously while playing Payday 2.

>>377003416
even in tetris?

>>377003627
If I tried hard enough I could probably manage it

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>join server
>someone says hello
>pull out ethernet cable
>delete browsing history
>restart computer

>>376980219
>Any multiplayer shooter with taunts
>Stand over enemies and taunt repeatedly
>Even better if the game has a downed state, let them bleed out while taunting
>They get mad and make even more mistakes

Glorious tears

>Driving to work

>Pretend im a raidboss and make edgy quotes while thinking what my abilities would be.

Help

>>376984415
I feel sorry for you anon, because you are in a simulation right now

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>>376980219
Can nobody here play a game normally?

>>376980219
Use double jump or hovering in every jump I make even if its not necessary...

And feel bad about it.

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>>376980309
>Want to kill myself because I feel no joy in life
>can't do it because I don't want to be an even bigger pain for my mom

>>376980219
>Skyrim
>Raid bandit camps and kill everyone.
>Drag their corpses to the front of camps and strip their corpses of armor and weapons.
>Separate corpses and gear into two separate piles in front of camps.
>Pretend offering sacrifice and giving gifts to Talos.

Rinse and repeat until my eyes bleed.

>>377003627
i used to make up backstories for Tetris but had to do it quickly because the blocks disappeared so quickly and imagined their death screams as they were replaced. Sort of like throwing them into a blender, sometimes I'd even imagine the blocks as families and children

>>376986206
Same mah boi

>>377004495

Its a such a huge shame you can't dismember bodies in Skyrim

Only thing I can think of at the moment id I always try and stay "low tech" as possible. Avoid crazy weapons in games like STALKER or Fallouts, or magic/the enchantment equivalent in fantasy games.

>>377004882
i want to feel challenged, in games like skyrim i install mods that make the game even harder without making everybody hitsponges, it's really fun

>>377004882
>>377005423
also mods that improve combat generally so you actually have to use your brain while fighting

>>376981118
Ninja'd my whole post.

>>376999325
I remember reading this and got really upset that it isn't an actual game

>>377003064
>bought an airsoft FN-P90 so I could feel like Solidus

>years later have actual friends to shoot it at out in the woods

I'm ok with this.

>do all kinds of sidequests/activities
>get bored and drop game before finishing it
games this happened: mgs:pp, shadow of mordor, betrayer, borderlands: pre sequel, bully, dragons dogma, mass effect 3, saints row 3,

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>>376982074

>>376980219
>open world game
>don't kill anyone

surprisingly fun

>>376980625
>playing RDR
>hogtie woman
>take her into the woods and slit her throat
>get hard

>>376994378
>play GTA
>shoot a cop
>realize I just killed someone's basically innocent son/father
>feel really bad
>shoot all the other cops I have to

>>377005693

Sometimes its fun to do the collectathon thing, other times its not.
>do all the acitvities and gathering shit in mordor, cleaning up the map
>you unlock the second half of the map just as big as the initial part

NOPE

Though you should give dragons dogma another go, its pretty short in comparison and doesn't stay so one-track.

>>376980625
What's /v/'s stance on ryona again?

>>376982213
this happened the first time i tried haydee with the nude mod

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>>376999529
>in public
>small child running towards me
>suddenly it's Madden and I'm David Johnson
>stiffarm that little shit into red mist

>>376980309
What a sad existence.

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>always flicking between objects etc practiicing aim in fps' games during any sort of downtime
>spend more time farming gifts for random strangers in rust than building own base
>always restart in singleplayer games if i didnt do something perfect
>literally can't make decisions in rpg type games


on a side note i used to be super aggressive in multiplayer games but these days i just feel bad whenever i dominate people and ruin their fun. so i spend more time fucking around than anything

>>377003416
I do this too, but that's because I'm super lonely

>>376999529
>used to do this thinking it would be cool
>got stares and "OI"s

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>>376980219
>Playing Halo: Reach with friend
>We both pretend to be professional soldiers
>Other friend on the mic (but wasn't playing with us) calls us autistic the whole time
> We get mad and block him

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>>376996440
Holy shit, I thought I was alone. This blows my mind that two people can relate somehow. I love this place

>>377002263
I'm actually really surprised you can do disgusting shit like this in what is effectively a franchise for normies