There is now a Xenomorph infestation in the last game you played.

>Forza Horizon 3

hell be fine

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I hunt the xenos.

I don't think it even changes Halo CE

>>376965379
Alien: Isolation.
Um.

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>Anime Supersoliders with overpowered guns

They do surprisingly well.

>played a DBZ game

Yeah the Xenos are not lasting long.

>>376965610
now there's more than one Xenomorph

>>376965379
>luigi's mansion: dark moon
the survival of luigi and gadd depends on how capricious the ghosts are feeling I guess
but going by your conditions of "how long until the xenos kill every last one of the characters?" luigi's mansion would actually win since I'm pretty sure the xenos can't do anything to the ghosts
luigi and gadd would probably be dead, though

Outlast 2 . . . uhh, someone help me out here.

>>376965838
>Now there's more than one Xenomorph
>Now

Anon i dont know if you actually played the gane but Sevastopol is overrun by Xenomorphs not just one.

You do get chased by one, but later in the game there are more than one at a given time

DoTA 2

I'm pretty sure xenos are inconsequential.

>>376966256
Ghosts are already dead though
>>376966295
I meant now there are multiple Xenomorphs in one area at the same time, much like the hive sequence

>>376966295
Okay, then now the Xenomorphs have guns.

>>376965379
>garrys mod
I think I will do good, your basically a god like being in that game who can spawn and do all kinds of shit

>>376966448
>Ghosts are already dead though
yeah that's a good point I guess
kind of a loophole though since they are dead but not "inactive"
we'll call it a draw

>>376965778
A facehugger gets A hold of Goku, a Super Saiyan Zeno is born

>>376965379
>minesweeper
Things will sort out itself.

>Little Nightmares

Shit, no time at all.
though, it'd be interesting seeing six either evade the xeno or eating the xenomorph to gain its powers

Oblivion

They're fugged unless everyone works together

>Nier Automata
Never

>>376965379
>Prey

I was the xenomorphs

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>>376966560

>>376965379
>Xenoverse 2
oh good they FINALLY got around to including Frieza's third form

>>376966613
>stop right there criminal scum!

>>376965379
>Morrowind

lol

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>S.T.A.L.K.E.R

not much changes desu

>Tom Clancy rainbow six siege
The aliens will be peeked to death long before they can touch anyone.

Then the ammo runs out.

>>376965379
>Played Dawn of War: DC
They'll be just fine.

>>376965379
>Monster Hunter

Yeah nah I think the Xenos would be killed off.

>>376965379
>aoe2
unless I cheat the cars in, everyone is fucked

>thief gold

Garry is fucked...

>tfw Ridley fucked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrY88OFnpiY

>>376965379
>Final Fantasy Brave Exvius

Holy shit, the Xenos are so fucking dead.

>Strange Journey
Nothing changes.

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>Space Station 13
Literally just another normal round.

>League of Legends
Yeah, xenos are fucked.

>>376965379
>Fallout: New Vegas with all DLC
>Have to deal with Xenos, Cazadores, and Deathclaws
>Eventually have to get the fuck out of the Mojave because of the castes originating from the above mentioned species
>including the tunnelers
at least it will be somewhat fun

>>376965379
>Crysis
Nomad may have a chance but i wont count on it

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>silent hill
>pyramid head xeno

>>376965379
>Dwarf Fortress
They'll be fine, because every horrible monster in DF is even worse than the xenomorphs, the forgotten beasts will trample all over them and I doubt that they could even touch a legendary warrior.

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>>376966769
HAH
Fucking better have it in Xeno 3

>>376965379
>XCom2

That's literally what I'm playing.

>>376967469

Everyone is fucked regardless, don't have to worry about xenos killing characters

>>376965379
>Terraria
>just killed Moonlord
All NPCs die but I'll be fine.

>Starcraft 2

They barely flinch in universe. Too far a powerlevel difference.

>Rising Storm 2
If the US army can hand out enough flamethrower and drop enough napalm then they'll have no problem.

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>>376967723
>tfw we could've gotten an actual Xenomorph mod, plus Predator shit
>tfw the mod creator overworked himself and got triggered upon someone asking about creating a spiderman mod

>PUBG
we're fucked, not gonna be hitting anything moving that fast

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>>376965379
Considering the assault rifle that shoots 50cal bullets barely has any effect on demons, I would say doomguy has a pretty good chance proportionately speaking.

>FTL
Random OP aliens infestations actually sounds like a good gameplay mechanic in that game

>Subnautica
I'll just hide in the Active Lava Zone. The dragon will keep me safe.

>>376965379
>Bloodborne

That would be really interesting. I feel like the Hunters would really have their work cut out for them but I don't think they could visceral them due to their acidic blood. Guns and arcane would be all they had.

>Sora no Kiseki 3rd

Xenos lose to Richard

>>376965379
>Starsector

I'm sure my marines will be fine. What do you mean we've lost contact with Jangala?

>>376967949
Doomguy would crush the xenomorph bare-handed

>>376965379
>SMTIV: A

Those Xenos are fucked, buddy.

>>376965379
>BF1
I dunno... how many xenomorphs we talking? Never seen one go up against a tank. or you know. a bomber.

>>376968207
And get his face melted. Although I'm sure he's no stranger to demons with acid blood, he's not as stupid as to actually try and do that to one.

>>376965379
>Arkham Knight
Batman vs Alien...again!

Wait, what if they're around when the cloudburst goes off? Would the fear toxin effect them?

>>376965379
>god of war
I could see it

>>376968207
I'd like to see that. He'd straight up die. He gets one shotted by a rocket, acid blood would give him stumps.

>Sniper Ghost Warrior 3

It's basically Predator, I guess.

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>>376965379
>FFXIV

>if WoL is around it gets killed in minutes
>if WoL isn't around everybody fucking dies because no one in this game can wipe their own ass without the main character doing it for them

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AVP

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>>376968250
>WW1 tanks vs Xenomorph
>WW1 tanks could get pierced with high enough rounds
>Xenomporhs can tear down futuristic metal doors

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>Jagged Alliance 2
I've been training them for something like this for months. Every minute they squat in the grass they get stronger. They've employed every possible guerrilla tactic known to man and beyond. The Xenomorphs are fucked. Welcome to the jungle.

>>376965379
>Darksiders 2
Poor bastards don't stand a chance.

I just bought Alien Isolation: Collection for 12 bucks

is it a good game?

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>>376967918
Didn't even know that was a thing.

>Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth

If a face hugger manages to grab ahold of one of the CPU's, then you'll have an immortal magical girl Xenomorph. Bad End

Alternatively, it takes on Nep's personality and becomes incapable of doing any conquest and just lounges around the house all day. All of her friends agree that while unfortunate, that it's a definite improvement in their lives.

>>376968775
I liked it
definitely worth the price

>played a pokemon game

well there's a lot of critters around, so it might take a while
that said, once they start hugging the right things, it'll be virtually over

>>376965379
>bravely second
My ninjas hit hard, die in a blaze of glory, then get back up from my bishop's ressurection mist. Repeat untill all the xenomorphs die.

>Dash rendar
>unlimited ammo gun

Yeah he's gonna destroy them.

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I suppose things wouldn't go well. The human population is concentrated in the north and even if the infestation is controlled there there is a lot of desert that the xenomorphs can survive in and humans cannot.

>>376968876
>/vp/ already sexualizes Glaceon
>100% chance they would sexualize xeno-glaceon in a heartbeat

Prey 2017

Using nanomods: easily handle the xeno until you become one

Not using nanomods: eventually killed/facehugged

>>376969194
to be fair, xenomorphs were sexualized since their very first concept drawing

>>376968334
welp just sit back and let the aliens deal with the thugs.

>>376965379
>Battlefleet: Gothic
Nobody even notices among all the other xenos shit

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>FEAR

literally nothing changes, just that the jumpscares are swapped into xenos, and the little girl also focus on killing them more than you.

>>376969413
>tfw H.R. Giger's anniversary of his death was two days ago

>>376969416
Batman wouldn't just let them kill everyone. Imagine a stealth/predator map where you not only had to take out all the goons, but also had to keep them from getting killed by Xenos without getting shot/bitten

>>376969627
what is this, a gif for ants?

>The witcher

Could Geralt handle an aliums? I mean, they're technically monsters

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good luck you faggot xenos

>>376969793
With enough prep and disposable swords, sure. He'd have to bust out some top tier elixirs though, even a couple of drones could present mortal dangers to him and a warrior would be equivalent to a bossfight.

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>dark souls 3
>implying the ayys are match for the monsters

Elder Scrolls, Tamriel. In relationship to all the other apocalyptic events it doesn't seem all that bad. Would gladly trudge through that dungeon.

>>376969793
Gerlt could, yeah, but the Witcher universe has magic too so sorceresses would blow them away as well.

>>376969960
I'm sure his sword would be immune to the acid blood because something something silver/meteorite steel mumble mumble runes and enchantments

>>376965379
>Until Dawn

perfect addition

>>376965379
X-com enemy within. This is what we do.

>>376965379
I wish shit like that would happen in Stellaris and that it would start spreading and you have to take drastic measures to stop the spread.

Like investigating and potentially destroying ships and depopulating planets.

>>376968496
desu a lot of people are giving aliens too much power. They were never meant to be overwhelming by themselves since their threat is due cunning and numbers. So this leads to the question "how big is an infestation". Pretty sure 3-5 smucks with swords could down an alien if they just charged it. 5-10 farmers with pitchforks could do it too.

>>376965379
vietnam with xenos

>>376970203
>meme skinning until you kill them all
finally payback for all that alien isolation hiding and sneaking
>>376970216
the problem with that would be that at the end of the day it's still just some event text that gives you some effect so it feels like it doesn't matter
like that time you let your admiral kill his future self or whatever because of THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP and all it does is give him a combat bonus

>>376965379
Mario and Luigi: Partners In Time
Ice Flower then Mix Flower or Copy Flower, Xenos are dead.

>>376970235
OP here, you're actually super right. I was debating whether to make the thread "One Xeno" or "An Infestation of Xenos". Much like Ninjas, an entire army of Ninjas can be defeated, but one Ninja is unstoppable. I'll try this a single Xenomorph next time, but for now let's let this thread roll on.

Xenos are weak shit, in every movie/comic where the chracter have weapons they kill Xenos by the dozen and lets not add the alien vs predator games to the mix.

>Total War: Warhammer
>As Gobbos

We will truly drown these latex monsters in bodies

Civilization VI.

Philip II would not tolerate their heresy.

>>376970235
This. The only reason the original xeno slaughtered the crew was because they weren't combat trained and it picked them off one at a time because it was smart.

Aliens show that marines could kill a bunch of them. The marines suffered heavy casualties too but that's because they didn't know what they were up against. Once they knew they'd be able to fortify and hold out.

The strength of the xeno if they multiply with your every death via facehugger. They swarm and overwhelm when it comes to open warfare. Individually they are stronger but if it's race versus race they probably would be taken out unless they stealthily invaded a world and build up their colony.

>>376966295
>>376966448
There were several Xenos wandering around the entire time. That's why the Alien always seems to be nearby: it's not just one following you, there's one in almost every area.

Anyone seen the new movie?

>>376970235
>5-10 farmers with pitchforks could do it too.

They're all but immune to small arms fire, unless those farmers possess herculean strength, that is not happening. They are also very strong.

>>376965379
>Heavily modded Skyrim.
A level 100 Dragonborn savescums until all the Xenomorphs are killed.

>>376970584
Allegedly the ending shot of the movie is Xenomorph Prime. But that's secondhand information from the Colonial Marines forum.

>>376970509
>infestation
>just mow them all down easily
>single Xeno
>just explode the ship

>>376965379
>Diablo 2
I guess it's just like any other day

>>376970387
Pop tiles could get replaced and you could have unrest and stuff. It would be fun. They could become uninhabitable tiles that need to be cleaned up.

Maybe you could send them to neighboring empires. A dangerous technology.

>>376970601
>They're all but immune to small arms fire
Since fucking when? They blew tons of aliens apart in Aliens with rifles, pistols and shotguns.

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>>376970584
want me to give you a quick rundown

>>376970601
>immune to small arms fire
But they're not. Maybe small cartridges but pulse rifles took them out without a problem.

>Bayonetta
>Makes some lewd comments, "You think my chest can burst even more ara?"
>Styles on every one of them

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>Space Station 13.

Those xenos are fucked.

>>376970809
The pistol Vasquez was using had some sort of AP/explosive ammo and all of their firearms were very high caliber futuristic assault weapons that tore things they hit to shreds. They weren't going up against them with civilian grade weapons. The small arms we use today don't measure up favorably to the weapons they used.

>>376970934
no xeno can survive the greytide

>>376970934
>fucked
SS13 literally has xenos in it and they kill everybody half the time.

>Persona 5
Are Personas summonable in the real world? If not they're probably fucked.

>>376970764
sure, if you make an entire game mechanic (i.e. an entire DLC because it's Paradox) just for that
sorry, I don't mean to shit on your idea which is admittedly pretty great, I've just played enough Paradox games to know that anything interesting will just get packed into some event text and you get a modifier at the end

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>Mass Effect
Shepard will save the galaxy again.

>>376971069
>>half
when played by a good player. most of the time they're played by unrobust faggots

>>376965379
>SUPERHOT
uhhh

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>>376965379
You are smalltime

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>>376971069
No they don't you fucking scrub.

>>376970809

Maybe anon is talking about the queen. She was a hardy old bitch desu.

>>376970918
10mm explosive-tip caseless light-armor-piercing rounds. Civilian weapons and ammo are not effective.

>>376971124
Yeah iv reached that point with it too. I just want to blow up billions of people, for their own good.

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>>376965379
>Dragon's Dogma
pic related

>>376970918
Pulse rifles were not small arms at all though.

>The M41A is chambered for the standard US M309 10×24mm caseless round, a 210 grain, steel-jacketed and explosive-tipped round embedded within a rectangular propellant block of Nitramine 50.

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I... I don't know.

>Rainbow 6 siege

5 Minutes maybe? Pulse can have a cool moment pretending hers a marine tho with his sonar

>anarchy online
>xenos are the first new content in 5 years

xenos getting spawncamped all day every day

>>376970997

But anon, you're a fucking idiot using your own assumptions as fact. you are also a faggot

>nuclear throne together with a shit ton of mods (mainly weapon/gameplay tweak mods)
Regardless if they'd survive, I'd watch them fight a bunch of xenomorphs.
Hell, I'd PLAY it.
As for the actual question, probably not too long. Although Y.V.'s (mostly) immortal, so I guess technically never.

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>>376965379
yeah, i feel bad for the xenos

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>Stardew Valley

no more comfy...

>>376971229
They would still penetrate. Xenos are made of adamantium. It'd take more but it wouldn't be like shooting confetti.

>>376971318
Do you know what "small arms" means?

>>376971413
ur waify gonna get facehugged

>>376970539
I think its more like how much damage they would do if they reached a very populated world and they are hard to fight in built up areas even with proper guns.

Military alone would beat them even if there were casualties. In Alien 2 one of the marines blows herself up with a grenade. grenades own aliens. Its when its military and civilians that the aliens can get a lot more done.

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>>376970235
>Infestation
>Probably warrior-caste xenos
>Melee weapons vs. warrior caste pressurized acid blood

>>376971172
>You instinctively want to run away from Xenomorphs
>They only move when you move
>You are forced to sit still and watch them get closer

>>376971469
>ARE made of adamantium
fuck I meant AREN'T

>>376968845
Would giving 'birth' to an alien even kill a nep?

>>376970819
I've seen it, but go ahead

>>376970694
Really? I sort of think it'd be where they were headed originally

>>376971529
There'd be a shit ton of damage for sure. It'd be awesome to see a game/movie where the xenos try to colonize a world and have to wipe out the people on it and the people fight back on a large scale. Not exactly how Alien moveis are supposed to be but would still be cool

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>>376965379
>Serious sam 3
Literally nothing changes.

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>Armored Core 4
It's not even fair

>>376965379
xenomorphs don't even make sense as a lifeform. Even sharks don't kill humans unless they are hungry. If xenomorphs were realistic, they wouldn't kill 100% of the time when meeting another humans. They would atleast ignore humans 80% of the time.

>>376966295
woah, spoiler alert nigga

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They cant even build a tin shack to sleep in. The wasteland is fucked.

>stellaris

I will make the xenos my bitches and invade planets with them

>>376971928
Were't xenos made, not born? I think the Predators had a hand in their creation.

Isaac Clarke will be delighted to see something besides Necromorphs.

In Alien 2 the are using non armour piercing and non explosive bullets. They are told to do this because their pulse rifles are armour piercing and they were worried about hitting the reactor or whatever and causing an explosion.

So shot guns and pistols do wreck aliens.

>>376971928
They don't kill humans 100% of the time. Depending on the situation, ie: there's a hive present, they'll attempt to capture viable humans for impregnation.

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>Crusader Kings 2 with DLC
wew
Good fucking night, HRE.

>>376971819
Just rewatch 28 weeks later and pretend the zombies are ayylians.

how do aliens get around? do they have spaceships or something?
yes, I have never seen a single Alien movie, all I know about it is from pop culture

>>376972245
I had so much hope for that series. The first one is so good.

It's a shame.

>>376971928
xenomorphs don't make sense because they weren't naturally born; they were created to be tools of war. It's why they have a 'slash and burn' life style that would collapse after time

>stardew valley
RIP

>Stronghold
My arrows will blot out the sun

>>376965379
>Bioshock 2
I think itd be quite a while since Rapture is quite big and everyone has super bullshit powers. A Bioshock game with Alien would be pretty cool though

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>>376965379
The Xenomorphs probably couldn't take these guys, let alone Lavos or any of that shit.

>>376972309
They travel through space via the fuck ups of inept evil corporations.

>>376972151
You never actually see what Hicks' shotgun does to the outer carapace. Shoving it into one's mouth doesn't exactly count.

Handgun fire was ineffective at anything other than point-blank range (Vasquez's shots vs Gorman's having literally no effect on a xeno's head from several feet away).

>>376972309
They don't.

They spread out and infest the world they are on. The only way they would get to a different one would be as a hidden passenger on a ship.

>>376965379
>MOO2
I'll live pretty well.

>>376972342
I thought it was okay. Where did it let you down?

>>376972309
They can travel inside hosts that are in hypersleep. They can hide themselves on board vessels which travel to other worlds. There's tons of ways they can get around.

>>376966769
>Xeno with bloodsucker dna
>Xeno Controllers
>Xeno pseudogiants

Now this is pod-racing

>>376972072
>Aliens teleport into institute
>"Send in the gorillas."

>>376972432
They blow holes in its head but it wasn't enough to down the alien. So pistols work exactly as well on aliens as on black people.

>>376972506
It turned into a generic horror movie instead of the struggle of people trying to survive. Also they haven't made another.

One of two things happens.

1. All of the characters become xenomorphs

2. Purge of all xeno scum

>>376972629
There isnt anywhere for it to go. 2 told the entire story. The second one was just to wank to military wrecking zombies.

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Good luck, fags.

Mark will dance until your mesmerized.

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>Space Station 13

Business as usual

>>376972389

Depends on the size of the infection and how far you are in the game. But i assume Eleanor can solo dozens of xenos, being ridiculously overpowered as she is, plus massive regen.

>>376972705
At the end of 28 Weeks you see the infection arriving in Paris.Not sure if it's an after credit scene or not, might be.

It was alright I guess, I just really liked the first.

>>376965379
>prey
this situation is going from bad to worse.

>>376972097
i think this is the absolute most fluffy thing you can do. Use them as shock troops. There is even a technology to make them yourself.

>>376972606
The bullets glance off of the carapace and spark against the walls. They don't penetrate from any appreciable distance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHjRQJZsUGg

>>376966995
>alien just roams and kills everyone

>>376972884
>xeno cavalry

You ride them into battle actually.

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>>376967918
>spiderman mod
>for XCOM

fucking normies

>>376970997
Ripley skewered one with a harpoon at the end of Alien, xenomorphs were never that durable.

If shitty non-game games count, Fallen London: Everyone dies, Xenomorphs can do more than enough damage to make people die permanently in that setting
If not, then E.Y.E., in which case, it'd be over for the Xenos pretty quickly

>>376972942
That's a clip of a woman blowing an aliens head off with a pistol that we have already established is using ordinary bullets.

>>376973124
Only because the studio wanted a happy ending. Ridley Scott has always maintained that he wanted the harpoon to have no effect and for the Alien to kill Ripley and then mimic her voice or Dallas' in a distress call.

>>376973172
Oh and she is able to pin its head to the wall with just the power in her leg and her boot on its neck.

>STALKER CoP
>xenomorphs birthed from chimeras, burers, psuedogiants, bloodsuckers, and controllers
Fucking everyone dies. Maybe the Zone itself recognizes what's happening and contains/destorys everything but I doubt it.
I didn't include Poltergeists in that list though because I honestly doubt a facehugger could even manage to get near one.

>>376973348
I think the alien mimicking a human voice would suck.

>Honey your tendies are ready

>>376972418
What Dragonball z episode is this

>>376973348
That would have been so fucking cool.

But they we wouldn't get Aliens. I'm torn.

>>376973348
As much as I dislike downer endings, that sounds really cool.

>>376965379
>SOMA

Honestly not sure how to answer that.

>Kirby Clash Deluxe
Could a Chestburster pop out of Kirby's face or head?

>>376973779
I think you'd just get UFO Kirby.

>>376973779
Would kirby just inhale the facehugger?

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Catwoman gets her tits out, not much else matters.

>>376965379
Warframe.

Nothing changes really. Infested are probably already more dangerous than Xenomorphs- albeit less disturbing.

System Shock 2

DESU not much different, if anything slightly more terrifying.

>System Shock 2
Nothing changes, there is already a Xenomorph infestation.

>>376973939
>protocol 10 is now Hugo Strange unleashing Xenos into Arkham City with Tyger guards killing the ones that go after them/try to leave AC

>>376965379
For Honor

The human race is fucked

>Broforce
I just pissed on satans grave and I already cleared out 1 xenomorph infestation, this is childs play.

>>376973587
History of Trunks. Except he has red hair in this version for some reason and is a bit less annoying.

>>376965379
>ss13
the xeno kills one person and the admins sperg out and ban it from the server

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>>376965379
>OpenTTD

>Managing supply lines between Marine camps
>Deliver ammo, weapons, first aid and many other things
>Use APC and Armored trains with mounted MG's
>Sometimes even delver live xenos to WY secret camps

Honestly, this shit would make a fucking golden graphics set

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Since we're talking video games, we should include all the units from this game.

The hulking Ravagers with giant spaceship hull slashing blades and the Carriers that come into battle launching Facehuggers at everything.

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Xenos a shit

>Warframe

They never manage to gain a foothold

>Grineer are so genetically broken they wouldn't survive the incubation period and that's even assuming a facehugger found one that still had their digestive system
>Corpus would be viable hosts but all their ships and installations are patrolled by robotic proxies and the board has no qualms with destroying entire facilities if any outbreak cleanup would cost more than simply replacing the entire installment
>Infestation are an all-consuming nanoswarm and would undoubtedly break down or assimilate any xeno subjects; good chance to lead to some right nasty xenos but then that brings us to
>Player characters are mercenaries that remote-control murder machines with direct taps into the Warp and all the hellish energy that comes with it

>>376974963
I remember this game, pretty decent.

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>Stellaris
Literally breeding them to fight in my armies, so I think I'll be fine.

Fuck are we ever going to get a good colonial marines game?

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>>376975384

Never

>Sleeping Dogs
everyone fucking dies

>Medieval II with Stainless Steel mod

I would imagine even the largest and bravest force of knights my French realm could muster wouldn't do much good against xenos. And the Black Death just began, RIP humanity

>>376975298
I fought some gene warriors in a game recently. Ridiculously over powered.

>>376965379
>Risk of Rain
Good luck Xenos, i'll be shooting from afar while this fucker kills you all

>>376974237
>>376974280
wah

>>376975575
kek

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>>376976287
Forgot pic

>>376973348
>Ridley Scott has always maintained that he wanted the harpoon to have no effect and for the Alien to kill Ripley

That could just mean Ripley misses or the alien is wounded but keeps coming. Either way they were never meant to be invincible, Scott said himself that he wanted to eschew the usual bulletproof monster cliche in the DVD commentary (which is how acid blood came about).

>Dark Souls PTDE
Demons will rip them to pieces, hollows will be easy prey. Better upgrade that pyromancy flame.

I feel like you could even implement this in a mod, with the xenos being like a gravelord infestation, and you have to find the queen's lair through a sign an invade them to get rid of it.

>>376965379
>Fallout 4

If they're anything like me, they run around killing things for an hour or two and then stop out of sheer boredom.

>bad company 2
>assault class with shotguns and slugs

im good

>>376965379
>HotS
>Braxis Holdout

They're fiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Even if a filthy xeno somehow manages to kill one of the players, they'll just respawn in a minute or so.

>>376976556
No one's saying they're invincible, but they are very durable, and civilian grade weapons and munitions barely affect them, if at all.

>Nioh
Fun play against
Story wise they wouldn't last long against all the Guardian Spirit users

>>376965379
Alien Covenant is such a master piece

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>>376965379
>Monster Hunter
Guess we get some edgy, cool new gear.

>renowned explorers

fug

Let's hope the aliens are susceptible to insults

>>376965379
>Total Warhammer
>Just another on a long list of enemies for Sigmar's eternal Empire. Since their blood is acidic it'll be like fighting trolls, if you hit their gut the stomach acid bursts out and melts your flesh off. Another day at the office.

>>376969743
>Giger died on 3rd Strike's birthday

>>376965379
>Doom
The xenomorphs last about 5 minutes

>>376970694
It's not. The final shot is the covenant ship flying off. xenomorph prime isnt in the film.

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>>376965379
Already happened.

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>>376965379
>Civilization V
>playing as Pedro
>mfw all the hue turn into screams

>>376976801
Some of the LV-426 colonists "bagged one of Ripley's bad guys" before the marines showed up, I assume they weren't all packing pulse rifles.

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Earth is dead anyways and they wouldn't be the hardest thing to kill.

>>376972418
>fat Garlic Jr
>Bulma with a dick
>Piccolo with a mustachio

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>EYE
time for an ultra-violent party

>Don't Starve

Fuck I was hoping to try to make it past winter this time

>>376965379
>Life is Strange

all of 30 seconds.

>>376978483
Seismic survey charges. Might have ripped off a limb or two. Possibly a close-range shotgun blast or an old high-caliber handgun

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>>376965379
>XCOM2
Holy shit, RIP Xenomorphs

>>376965379
There WAS a Xenomorph infestation in the last game I played. I'm playing SS13

Xenos all got roasted by security with flamethrowers. Rip.

>>376965379
Call of Chernobyl

I'd like to see the cheeki breeki's try and overcome the zone.

There's basically an Alien/Predator hybrid monster already.

>>376968235
>not ending the sentence with "boyo"
You aren't playing the game at all. Go back to lurking more boyo.

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>>376965379
>my super fed as fuck free farm Wraith King

All is well. Not like a face huger works on an angry ghost and you get wraith xeno's either. Hell any number of Dota heros could solo a ton a Xeno's, even more if you go by lore power levels

>monster hunter stories


Oh god Xenomorph Devil Jho would devastate the entire planet.

>space engineers
Probably a few minutes at most but one of the spaceman woupd pribsbly program the station to crash into the planet before dying a painful death

>Verdun
Would the central and allies join forces?

>>376965379
>Killing Floor 2
Might be doable if they still get dosh and access to the Trader

>>376970539
You're an idiot. Aliens 2 isn't canon. Alien was never supposed to be able to be harmed by gunfire. Its basically invulnarble to physical damage.

>>376965379
>Bloodborne

GIVE ME THIS GAME NOW

>Honey select

...welp

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>Ayylium Swarm
I have my doubts

>>376978940
>Aliens make a hybrid with Bloodsuckers
help me

>>376965379
>outlast 2
welp, everyone's fucked

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>>376965379
>FFXV

Noct and co. fight deadlier shit on a nightly basis. One of the enemies even loosely resembles a Ridley Scott creature.

>>376965379
>Warhammer 40k Eternal Crusade
Yeah we've already got like 20 xenos infestations.

>>376965379
>100% Orange Juice
Xenos are fucked. Theyre gonna be bullied 24/7

>>376965379
The last game I played was Contra 3 Alien wars (hard, 3 lives). I'm going to assume I will be fine.

>tenhou.net

So are the other 3 players turned to xenomorphs or do they just spread Carnage in the mahjong parlor?

>>376974404
Nah we are ok...we gonna get disconected from the invasion most of the time

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>>376965379
>World of Warcraft vanilla

Your scenario is basically AQ

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>SMTIV

I negotiate, recruit, and fuse them.

>Dark Souls 1

Yeah good luck with that, xenos.

>>376972129
I don't believe the Predators had any part of the creation of the Xenos. However when the Predators first saw them they got so hard thinking "I wanna hunt that so bad!" they decided to capture some so that they could keep hunting them.

>RE7

Wich would be more scary Eveline controling the aliens or a alien with mold regeneration?

>>376978971
They 5 xeno gank you when you are lv 1 and your team is too stupid to carry TP scrolls.

XCOM

Just another xeno to kill, I don't think it would be any worse than Cryssalids.

>>376979237
You are correct Aliens 2 is not canon because that film does not exist. Aliens by James Cameron however does exist, is canon, and none of your autistic hissyfits are going to change that.

>They still didn't wear helmets on Covenant

>>376980125
>xenos get the weak hollows
>everytime the chestbuster kill a hollow,he just come back more hopeless/easy to pick
>rinse and repeat
>infinite number of aliens start picking the big targets Zerg style
>aliens wins by sheer Numers

>>376966295
Thanks for ruining the game for me.
I have it bought but haven't started it yet.

>>376969793
I would be to much for him to handle because of sheer numbers
The peasants are too dumb to fight the ayy or to prevent their infestation from spreading so expecting a lot and a lot of ayy nest.

>>376965379
>Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
Sign me up. Crossover when?

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>EYE
Just another enemy to kill in the endless cycles of ultra violence and guilt

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>>376979267

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>>376968178
Muh brother of afro-american descent
>Starsector
Well time to look for some derelicts

>>376965379
>Heroes of the storm
It's the Xenomorphs who will have to watch themselves here

People don't give enough credits to the Xenomorph because you kill dozens of them in videogames but even in Aliens you can see how bullshit the concept is.

It's a high developing, highly intelligent, fast as fuck, strong and agressive apex predator.

Its exoskeleton os made of an alloy as hard as metal of sorts. Its blood is acid more than a ph32, impossibly acid. It's like an armored jaguar on cocaine and sheer hatred and sexual assault. It does not feed and rest, it just never stops killing until it's the only thing around moving. And depends on the body it used to gestate, it adapts to be dominant in the enviroment.

Not many characters can 1on1 it.

>>376966448
It actually can rarely happen after the hive sequence. I had two patrolling the corridor area near reception in Gemini Labs. I ended up saying fuck it and just glitching the pipe bomb v3 blueprint because of that.

I played Arkham city for 2 minutes to get that calendar man trophy since all I needed left was mother's day. Then I knocked out 2 goons and turned off the game.
Batman would win with prep time, right?

>>376981594
He actually did.

It happened once.

>>376981510
Shut up Ash

>>376979267
How long until a chest bursting mod becomes available?

>Dark Cloud 2
RIP?

>>376970934
Unless you're on the Colonial Marines server.
Because fucking hugger combat.

>>376968775
Very. One of the best horror games ever made IMO.

>>376981687
Kek, well maybe Batman can save the day after a couple hundred inmates die

>>376965379
>Ds2 sheit

>animal crossing: new leaf
well shit

>Monster Hunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9NYYewCSxo

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>>376965379
It's ok, She's fought worse.

>>376965379
>Titanfall 2
You cant kill what you cant catch

Rimworld.

Alien infestation is nothing new. The colony puts it/them down easily.

>>376965379
>Rimworld
Good luck, my lemming colonists will do the job before the xenos breach our walls.

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>Their skin can't even be penetrated by most weapons.
>Acid blood that will melt through anyone dumb enough to be in melee range.
>Queens have been shown to using mind magic to turn people into cultists
>At least human level intelligence perhaps greater.
>If allowed to breed, the greatest strengths of any race become their strengths

To be honest I can't think of many settings that could survive a xeno infestation.

>>376965379
>battlefront 2

that game's horde mode is easy (wampas) so I figure everyone would be okay

>>376965492
>>376968587
what is the obsession with female predators? We never see one and in real life it would not be sexually appealing

>>376981594
He won once in the comics because he's batman and bullshit but realistically? Batman doesn't have access to weapons that could actually harm Aliens short of nuking the whole of Gotham

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>>376965379
Its the main plot already, not trolling

>>376985081
>Queens have been shown to using mind magic to turn people into cultists
Wait what? When the shit did this happen?

>>376985319
It was pretty frequent in the comics and a few games

>>376985495
What ones? I'd love to see that.
I always figured when it came to Xenos that they were just a hive structure, not hive mind. But if they are a hive mind, then that's even more fucking awesome

>mad max
The world is already shit. Now it's shit with aliens. But the little ayys might have a issue since closed in door areas are pretty much a luxury now. That's just ignoring the lack of buildings and fauna in general for them to hide

>>376985625

>>376985254
he has plenty suits that could destroy thousands of xenos.

trasher, hellbat and the suit from endgame.

>>376972389
Not to mention Rapture is full of fucking sentry guns.

>>376967910
>>376981072
So literally the movie Aliens? But in the environment of Predator

>>376974919
All this while listening to smooth jazz. Sign me up.

>>376976574
They would probably build their lair in Blighttown. One more reason to just nuke the place with some big ass magic.

>>376965838
>>376965610
So it's easier then.

>>376985625
The books go into it a lot. Some super-queen psychically calls a bunch of humans to her home planet. It's pretty cool.

>>376975575
Kys

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>>376965379
>fifa 17
How fucked am I /v/?

>>376965379
>Prototype
I honestly don't know what happens. Xenomorph zombies that may or may not be controlled by Greene? Mercer is probably fine though

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>Gear of War 3
Aliens are fucked, Bender is quite handy with a rifle.

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>>376965379
>payday 2
considering the amount of weaponry and money at disposal here that could be a fun situation

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>>376965379
I'll fuck every xeno till they love me.

>>376985246
/v/ is degenerate, what else is new?

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>Overwatch

Can the crew take it?

>Destiny
They'd mess up the Fallen and the Cabal, i guess
Not a problem for anyone else

>>376965379
>Bioshock
Kek, where do you think we are Xenos?

>>376988215
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Gotta catch us first.

>>376989612
They can use Widow's ulti

Half of the heroes in Dota are gods and/or manifestations of the apocalypse, i think it's fine

>>376985246
>it would not be sexually appealing
speak for yourself faggot

>Quake Champions
Good bye, xenos.

FTL: Faster than Light

Instantly fucked.

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>Remember that movie, Zach? Alien, by director Ridley Scott in 1979. You were so scared, Zach, when the alien showed up. What do you think would happen if the xenomorph was true? Do you think we'd survive?

>>376965379
>STALKER
Meh as long as it's in open terrain, I'll be fine

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I'll be fine

>>376965379
I'm replaying DaS so, I dunno. They're all dead already right? I dont' fuck around with lore all that much. You got Lady Rhea's protectors as hollows after Patches boots them even while they look perfectly healthy so I'm not certain it's synonymous with death. Can a xenomorph gestate in the walking dead? I don't think they'd have a problem killing most of the characters. I mean Havel and the Knights would be alright against small numbers but you said infestation so they'd go down to numbers and acid as they kill them. Then you got Drakes and various dragons. They'd take their share of xenos but fall in the end. I imagine Moonlight Butterfly would be as retarded against them as it is the player and would land in the end and get swarmed. Taurus, Capra and Bell Gargoyles have no chance. Hydra probably wouldn't even take any out, too slow. Stone Knights in Darkroot would take some out before succumbing to acid. Anyone in Anor Londo is dead, same with painted world. They're not killing the ghosts in New Londo though. That just aint happening. They'll do blight town just fine and Quelag but not Ceaseless, no sir the lava just protects him. See their problem is the whole dead thing. There'd be a lot to start with but they couldn't replenish their numbers so It's a war of attrition the hollows and Bosses would win in the end, and also Ceaseless and the ghosts and others who would just win. I give the Xenos two weeks of tearing ass through Lordran and fucking up a lot of shit before losing momentum and all dying.

>>376965379
>Alien Isolation

;)