>go to walmart to buy a mother's day gift. >buy thing

>>376950135
*cringe*

>>376950231
back the fuck off?!?!?

>>376950231
Fpbp

>>376950135
You should go back and her ask her to go out for drinks . If she is not 21 which is better than expected by the way. Twke her to chilis and then ask her to go to your place for drinks.
Avoid a long term relationship and you are in the gold

>>376950135
>That edginess
Are you 13, OP?

I wish my walmart didn't care about release dates.

>>376950135
>see cute, dumb female
>exploit her for an early video game, not sex
OP, you're the real idiot in this story.

>>376950754
implying you could convince her to fuck.

>>376950754
He might have reached the epitome of masturbation and he walks around cumless and carefree

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>>376950135
YOU GOT THE GAME A WHOLE 4 DAYS EARLY wtf op /// sooo unfair :(

>>376950135
>VR meme

>>376950896
>4chan regular
LAWL

>*inhales vape*
>*tips fedora*
>*airhorn blaring out loud*
>*hip-hop music with very dense bass starts playing in the background*
>*dabs*
>*spins fidgeter*
Dank story, bro.

>>376950135
I've seen that picture before you liar

Why are marketers so shit
Sage

>>376951567
Are you a teenager ? You seem mad at things that only revolve in a teens life

>>376951620
wat am i a liar about?

>buying Playstation VR and thinking you got a good deal
sony is laughing at you

us too btw

>>376951753
Your alone

>>376951868
He's right anon.

>>376951868
Stream your fat ass

>>376951684
>*whips*
>*nae-naes*
$\/\/@g life, bruh.

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>>376950135
>he bought a PS4
>"He" Bought a PSVR
>he wishes the qt3.14 who decided to help a greasy So nygger get's fired
This is a joke thread, it's us laughing at you anon.

>>376952075
My /v/ folder has a subfolder entirely dedicated to SJW bullshit that gets posted here, and it's starting to outnumber all my other /v/ pics.

I haven't even been to /pol/ in years, and my collection has still gotten this bad.

Keep up the good work.

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>>376952264
Oh anon, if you even skim the first page of /pol/ you find some spooky shit.

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>>376952075
You tell em, nintendo bro!

>>376952019
>>376952029
Both mean absolutely nothing

>>376950495
Why do people like this get so serious when they see a couple curse words and shit? Like what are you, fucking 10?

>>376950135

You talk like a fag

>>376952353
>hurr you have to be a nintendo fan to hate sony haha
>sony ggers have to deflect this hard when both the Switch and Xbone/Scorpio are fast approaching to rip the PS4 a new asshole
I don't even own a console, but this shit is golden.

>>376952479
Because those people are very very lonely in real life . That's the only reason they decide to type those replies like it even matters the answer

>>376952619
>60 million consoles
Holy shit it's okay that no one cares about BoTW anymore, sorry nintendo bro :(

>>376952582
and his shits all retarded

>>376952337
Shit like this is the reason I'm ashamed to be a faggot.

Not the legitimate homophobes who disapprove of my existence, but the twinkle-toed idiots who think they're helping me.

>>376952831
No one actually cares your a fag unless you reproduce

you sound autistic OP, i suggest you try some fidget toys

>>376950135
Uh *raises paw*
How did you get that game before the release day?

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>>376952720
How many of those consoles have a broken disc tray? Or how many controllers have lost the rubber on the sticks. How many of those people bought the PS4 because of 1-2 games and never played it again?
>>376952831
See, I'm totally cool with gay people. But people would call straight people crazy is they were half as obsessed as some gay people are with telling you that they are gay.

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>>376953071
>faulty s-systems only count on sony products!
>those ps4 sales don't count!
Holy fuck you are seething hard Nintendobro, I'm sorry that the pii U also failed :(

>>376952479
its fucking probably got something to fucking do with the way OP typed god fucking damn shit

>>376952997
I bet you Unironically tell people to go back toreddit and got brainwashed by the FBI Kek indoctrination

>>376950135
>>Smacks lips* "may I have Faroint for da PsFawr?"

What does he mean by this?

>>376953260
>60 million
Those are only consoles shipped, and Sony ggers brush it under the rug when it comes to damaged consoles. but any small issues that Xbox, Nintendo or PC has, they never let anyone forget it.

>>376953570
You got b8ed

>>376950135
haha, epic for the win my fellow redditor!

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>>376953570
That means he's black.
Clearly, come on, he owns a PS4.

>>376953623
>shipped
KEK, i guess the pii u only shipped 15 million and they still haven't sold out. It's okay nintendobro :(

>>376954023
>>376953729
>>376953702
3 neediest looking for yous. Typical 4chan

>>376954282
>nintendobro seething this hard

Sad!

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>>376950135
Fake

Someone posted this exact photo two days ago with a different story.

>>376950135
What's with the vacuum extender?

If you did stream it, I'd watch OP

>>376954336
Seething? How lonely are you right now?

>>376955143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40rKfJw4EVU

>>376955279
As lonely as you when you bought the wii u LOL