Haha, when did you get this lock anon, it's kind of

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I SAID I NEED IN

where do these come from

>>376947128
WAIT A SEC, let me just finish pirating this game.

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>>376947238
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

LET ME IN RIGHT NOW

What's the magic word?

Heh, Todd, I don't much being locked out either.
That's why I pirated Fallout 4...

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Pre-order?

>>376947236
you mean the anime?

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>>376947391
I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU

OPEN THE DOOR THIS INSTANT

>>376946873
Todd, I'm calling the cops. It's 3AM.

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Haha, how did you lock this door Todd, it's kind of funny. Let me in.

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>>376947391
>>376947587
Wow, sorry about that, I got all steamed for no reason.
Just let me in anon, I have a nice gift for you.

>>376947678
kek

>>376947707
Todd how did you find my house I don't even like Fallout

>>376947707
No thanks, I already have Fallout New Vegas pirated

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>>376947236
let me in and i will tell you

>>376947707
Go away Todd, I'm trying to play New Vegas.

>>376947472
Les baines?

>>376947508
no all the toddposting

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>>376947678
>>376947775
>>376947791
I'm sorry, I thought I heard you say you pirated Fallout 4, but that can't be right. You love it, dont you!

>>376947882
me

I have pirated every single Bethesda game on release, even Arena.

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Why is Toddposting so funny for fucks sake

>>376947898
I bought it. Never finished it. Combat was okay. Curie was qt. Everything else was shit.

>>376947898
Skyrim is better and Skyrim is shit tier.

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>>376947940
Everyone who bought Fallout 4 and preordered Skyrim Remastered, please leave the thread. This is about to get messy.

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>>376947775
>>376947791
>>376947829
THIS ISNT FUNNY ANONS I SLAVED OVER THAT GAME FOR YEARS

MY TEAM SLAVED OVER IT FOR YEARS

WE NEED THE MONEY, MY KIDS NEED TO EAT
THEY NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL
I HAVE A COLLEGE FUND FOR THEM
COLLEGE DOESNT PAY FOR ITSELF

JUST
BUY
MY
FUCKING
GAME

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I think you should let him in, anon. He seems like a nice, tall, handsome man.

Just realized every Bethesda game I ever played, I did not pay for. Got Fallout 3 on 360 as a gift, New Vegas on 360 (I know it's not a Bethesda game) from a friend who sold his 360 and gave me his games for free, 2 copies of Skyrim for 360 from 2 different friends who both gave me it because they hated it, and Fallout 4 through Xbone game sharing. I don't even like the games but it seems like I'm a magnet for them.

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EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND SHOW ME YOUR FALLOUT 4 RECEIPTS

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>>376948176
>Tall

>>376948097

I bought Oblivion in DVD to a friend. Does that counts?.

>>376948143
Todd, c'mon, we all know you're a virgin.

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>>376947882
From Todd Howard.

This isn't funny, don't even bother replying to me I'm already gone

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Hello this is sheriff Bob Towered, your neighbours have been complaining about the lack of Fallout 4 preorders, care to explain?

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>>376948054
Say that again

How is Toddposting still so funny after so long, jesus

>>376946873
Haha, when did you find this meme anon, it's kinda funny.

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>>376948362
I'm going to have to ask you to step into the backseat. You're not under arrest, just being detained for some questioning.
So... do you really think I'm a virgin, anon. Really?

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Anyone else just love to sit back on their comfy chair, wrapped up all snug and warm in their favorite blanket, sipping their hot mug of brown, AND BUYING SKYRIM REMASTERED ON STEAM RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND. DO IT. NOW.

Todd my man I gotta tell ya. Your games are shit, Nintendo's worst games are better than your best

>>376946873
I have pre ordered all the games up to TES 10.
Please leave me alone.

>>376947587

The key for the door should be in the mailbox.
Mailboxes are part of the Yard Furnishings pack, which was included in the season pass.
You bought the season pass, didn't you?

I enjoyed the first 100 hours of Fo4

>>376948453
What have you done!

please wait im pirating your new game prey todd, just 20 more mins

>>376948604
Yes.

i enjoyed downloading 6gorrilion pirates of FO4 and Skyrams

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If you don't preorder skyrim remastered your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

>>376948383
This is amazing if it's real.

Haha Todd you're such a silly guy. You can come in anytime you want bud.

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>>376948339
>Posting shops
Wow how pathetic can a guy get.

>>376948604
I mean, Todd's a really busy guy officer. He's working on games that nobody likes and going to all these conventions to spread his filthy lies ,so I never really thought he'd have the time to be in a relationship, much less start a family.

Hmmm, I don't think I've ever played a Todd game now that I think about it.

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>>376948756
*cough* *cough*
You'd really do that? You'd really take away a sick man's earnings?

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>>376948757
That's not your real answer is it anon? You're just having a laugh, haha, between two old pals HAHA

But seriously you're under arrest anything you say will and can be used against you in the court of law

I assume i'm okay from getting this dude Todd at raging at me when i actually own the game legally? But the DLCs are pirated. They work on a legit steam copy. I am glad no one will be mad at me since i own the game legit.

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>>376946873
Wait, let me just finish my two scoops of ice cream first.

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zzZzzzZZ

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>>376949057
Anon... don't do it...

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>>376949057

>>376949110
Don't wake this dude up, whatever you guys do. Be very very quiet now

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>>376949117
>>376949143

>>376949110
Finally, he's sleeping. Time to go pirate Fallout and its dlcs!

>>376949169
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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>>376949169
Did someone say something?

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>>376949057
BRONALD BRUMP

>>376949110
WAKE THE FUCK UP, BITCH

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>>376949198

>>376949227
YOUR GAMES ARE SHIT

who else cant wait for new e3 todd memes?

>>376949280
The only thing I like about this meme is this pic

>>376949227
nothing nothing. sleep now, sleep

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>>376949339
Anon, I'm not sure you understand the consequences of what you say.

>>376949321
>>376949280
please explain this new epic meme

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Let me tell you, the games Bethesda are making are just beautiful. These are the kind of people we need in the games industry. Believe me.

>>376949487
Donald Trump got 2 scoops of ice cream while everyone else got just 1.

>>376949487
another forced /poltv/ meme, just like "big black cocks" and "it's [current year]"

>>376949458
THEY'RE SHIT AND SO ARE YOU

>>376949502
Any Tedd CruzxTodd pictures?

>>376947678
Howdy reddit

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>>376946873
I cant, I'm treating my patients now

toddposting is the best meme right now at /v/, you may not like it, but it's the true.

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>>376949584
This again? Wake me back up when you've got something new to say, anon.

>>376949573
>muh pol obsession
Back to pol you go. Stop shilling your dying board here.

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>>376949652
It is pretty good.
I wonder what Todd himself thinks of it.

>>376947707
Nigga i bought Fallout 4 for PS4, Skyrim for PC and PS3 and Oblivion for PC !
What more could you possibly want from me ?
I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO GIVE, NOW LET HER GO !"

>>376946873
I unironically bought Prey and Doom, but Fallout 4 is the worst game I have ever played, i'm glad I pirated it

>>376946873
Hello there, i will let you in after i finished torrenting this game called Fallout 4.

>>376949671
I
PIRATED
FALLOUT
4
SKYRIM
MORROWIND
OBLIVION

WHEN I OWNED THEM ON CONSOLE I RETURNED THEM WITHIN A FEW DAYS

FUCK YOU TODD

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>>376949057
YOU PUT THE CONE DOWN THIS FUCKING INSTANT !!

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>>376949770
We're done when I say we're done.

>>376949227
*muffled keystrokes of piratebay.org/fallout4 in the distance*

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>>376949837
THAT FUCKING DOES IT I WILL MAKE YOU BUY MY GAMES and when you had all the fun you could I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU

>>376949110
PIRATED FALLOUT 4 COPY!!

does anyone have that webm of todd howard turning around, noticing someone filming him, and giving a death glare?

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>>376949975
I PIRATE OBLIVION, FALLOUT 3, SKYRIM AND FALLOUT 4 YOU LITTLE SHIT!
I bought New Vegas tho, twice. And all the DLC too.

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So um, I have this game you should try, it's called Fallout 4 and it's really fun.

>>376947128
j-just another second please i'm busy with something on my computer.

I'VE PIRATED ALL OF YOUR GAMES THEY'RE SHIT

S H I T

>>376949935
*unsheaths katana*
i didn't want it to come this far, but you leave me no choice

>>376947587
this fucking edit, god damn

>when "Fallout"4 is so shit you don't even want to pirate it

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>>376950283
I'm sure you'll like Fallout 4 even more.

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>>376950053
got you senpai

Ill but Fallout 4 Todd

IF

You tell us how tall you really are.

>>376950464
6'1, you can google it my dude

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>>376950182
You mean "bought," right?

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>>376948097
>preordered Skyrim Remastered
B-but Todd-Sama,you gifted it to me because I'm such a good supporter, r-remember?

I bought Fallout 4 and I regret it every day

>>376950614
this

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>>376947791
What was that, anon?

>>376947308
Whoa whoa, he didn't even say what game it was.
It was probably Fallout New Vegas.

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>>376950614
You will regret your words insect

Todd, I've bought every Bethesda made game since Morrowind GOTY, including the GOTY versions of Oblivion and Fallout 3.

I have however not purchased a single piece of Fallout 4 DLC because that game was shit.

Can I get a pass for being such a good customer otherwise?

>>376948031
Say what you want but todd posting shouldn't be this funny. Something about his face and the image I have in my head, it's like a sitcom.

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>>376950745
I'm glad you bought and enjoyed so many of my games anon! I'm proud of you!
You're going to need to buy Fallout 4 and all the DLC too if you want to complete your collection and make me happy. You do want to see me happy, right?

>>376948176
Wait, If you're in here...and Todd is out there then that mea

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>>376949057

I pre ordered Fallout 4 and played 500 hours of it, am I good to go Todd?

>>376948495
Its incredibly versatile and doesn't get stale which lets it have a much longer lifespan than the average meme

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>>376950614
Probably not as much as you're going to regret your words and deeds.

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Greetings Earthlings, I see your civilization has not become space-faring yet. Don't worry you can reach enlightenment as we have if you purchase Skyrim: Special Edition from Gamestop.

>>376951004
Todd-kun, I did buy Fallout 4, but you can let me off with not getting the dlc though right? I mean I even bought Fallout 3 on Xbox 360 and PC. Also every DLC for all the other games I bought too.

>>376947707
Todd please, you're scaring me. I don't need your game Todd.

>>376948806
Can't preorder a game that's already out Todd.
>in4 Switch version
That one's isn't called Remastered yet.

Your move, Todd.

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>>376947707
If I buy that game, will you leave?

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Hello anon it's me Jodd Joward, won't you come have a look at what I have to show you?

>>376948819
It is real. And amazing.
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg/DG9E0PxkmWo/discussion

>>376946873
Hey Todd, I pirated Season Pass for Fallout 4 and burned it on DVD's, selling it to my friends for cheap.

How does that make you feel?

>>376950694
>Avellone
>FONV
Come on now. FONV was Sawyer's baby.

OH boy. I just got paid the other day and now my bank account is swollen with disposable income. What am I going to do with it all? Maybe purchase a video game? But which one?! There's so many choices!

NEW VEGAS IS THE BEST 3D FALLOUT GAME

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>>376951004
not in a million years

>>376951497

I dunno, my mom warned me about talking to strangers.

>>376948453
whats with images like these? they have cheese pizza stashed inside or something? I thought I remember reading about how people can turn one image into a rar file or something with more images inside.

>>376947508
What anime ?

Todd please notice me, i have a request for you

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Todd, more like Toddler.

holy jesus these threads are so stupid why do mods allow these kind of threads? How do they relate to video games discussion?

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>>376952904
Fallout 4 is a video game anon

I have never bought a Bethesda game.
I only pirate it then delete it

Hey Todd, when will you fire your animators, writers, and get a new engine?

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>>376951354
I can leave, you just need to buy my game.

Todd posters post funnny todds so arent that bad

>>376952904
What do you want to discuss? Begin...

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>>376952768
Oh hey there buddy, almost missed you there! Is your request a nice new copy of Fallout 4!? I'll even give you a 10% discount if you buy the season pass with it!

>>376950815
Because the idea of an omnipresent Todd with an infinite supply of transparent disguises at his disposal is funny.

>>376953636
Todd posting is also the only OC being created on /v/ anymore.

>>376953636
This makes me think there's some ripe todd-shopping material to be found in roger on american dad

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What did you kids give your mothers for Mother's Day? Videogames are in vogue nowadays, or so i hear. Namely the ones created by that hunk, Todd Howard!

>>376952760
Higurashi, gore warning in case you want to check it out
First two seasons are my favorite anime desu

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>>376947472
The game's already out, you don't get to pre-order.

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>>376953980
holy shit

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>>376946873
OH FUCK ! SORRY I WAS GONNA TO PLAY YOUR GAME, BUT OH FUCK IT IM FUCKING YOUR WIFE NOW GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR BORING GAME WITH IT !

I bought Fallout 4 Todd

But I used non-Bethesda approved mods! Ahaha! I took your child, earned her trust and defiled her, Todd! DEFILED!

>>376953980
Looks like my friend's mom.

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>>376954123
>>376954215
Pick up the phone.

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>>376954215

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Never, ever, Todd.

>>376952904
I prefer this to bait, secret /pol/, and waifu threads.

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>>376954383
It looks like you have the wrong box ticked, you might want to fix that.

>>376954041

Why pre order Todd when I could pirate?

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>>376951624
Sawyers pic isn't as good though

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You shall not pass, unless you buy my game.

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>>376954787
Don't worry we're square!

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>>376954551
Nope, everything looks in order.

Thanks for reminding me to double check though.

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>>376955025
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>376955025
BUY MY GAME!!!

>>376950592
Of course not!

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>>376954986

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>>376946873

>>376955528
What will Todd's treasure be?

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>>376955528
Whoa, a new Todd!

Pity it has shitty RE4 memes in it. Just gonna pirate it.

>>376955590
Fallout where literally every story mission in the game is DLC

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>>376955590
None Todd's heart is pure he just wants to share fun reasonably priced games with everyone

>>376947798
I really need to finish the first vn.

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>>376955025
Anon I don't think you know what you're doing, I suggest you stop right now before something bad happens.

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>>376955528
>>376955590
Hey fellow kids! Joker from the Phantom Thieves here. If you enjoyed stealing the hearts of evil adults with me, I bet you'll love Skyrim remastered. Now with more climb able mountains. It'll steal your hearth!

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>>376955590
My- i mean his smile.

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>>376954383

>>376955886
>my-
FOUND YOU MOFUCKA

>>376954349
What a douche, who calls you while you're playing the elder scrolls travels on your n-gage?

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*pin pon*

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>>376956135
Wouldn't you have more fun playing Fallout Shelter? Studies have shown purchasing Lunchboxes increases the levels of life fulfilment.

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Someone should make a Todd with this

>>376954035
Thank you.

>>376956287
I'll do it later tonight unless someone beats me to it.

>>376956245
She should have just bought the game

If I buy fallout 4 will you give me head Todd?

>>376956287
>I'll watch you sleeping
re

>>376948383
did people really use to e-mail game devs for recommendations?

Todd threads are the only things that make me laugh this hard anymore, fuck

>>376946873
Todd stop I bought your game I didn't even play them leave me alone I don't wanna keep buying your shit

>>376956287
Is there a .png of Todd's head? I'm shit at cropping with the lasso tool.

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>>376956737
Yes you do.

>>376956628
Bumping for an answer

>>376956764
Remember to change the text if you do it anon.

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Psst... Hey Anon.... Have you bought Skyrim Special Edition yet?

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>>376956628
All the way baby. And by that i mean with all DLC.

>>376956968
Yeah, I pirated it yesterday. It's not really fun though.

>>376956968
If you're in that basket, then where is my twin?

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>>376948339
>not posting the original

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>>376952383

"i remember reading"

what a fucking NEWfag.

This thread needs more pocket todd

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ONII-CHAN BUY MY GAMU

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Oh hey anon, didn't see you there.

You mirin'?

You know, you too could have a hot bod like this. For just once easy payment of $39.99 you can purchase The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition and learn the secret to looking like this.

I wonder what Todd Howard would think about Todd posting.

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>ANON HELP!

>I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN THIS ROOM AND THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL LET ME OUT IS IF YOU PURCHASE FALLOUT 4 AND ALL OF THE DLC FOR IT.

>ANON PLEASE I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR DAYS WITH NOTHING TO EAT, I CAN'T LAST MUCH LONGER.

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Help me anon, I've been kidnapped by a lunatic! He said he'll kill me unless YOU buy The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition and Fallout 4 and show me the receipts!

>>376957107
>>376948339
Someone post the edit with Todd in the pocket, that is the best.

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>>376957286
This. You can't be a big guy without the lastest Bethesda products.

How the fuck can one face be used in so many ways?

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¿ʇǝʎ ʇnollɐɟ pǝsɐɥɔnɹd noʎ ǝʌɐɥ 'uouɐ ʎǝH

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>>376957564
You're a big guy

>>376957626
FUCK YOU AUSTRALIAN TODD YOUR GAME SUXXXX!!!!111!!1

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>>376957614
You'd better buy my game if you don't want your face used in so many ways, if you catch my drift.

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>>376957452
>>376957508

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>>376957724
Buy Fallout 4u today.

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I saw you staring at my lips, anon.

You want a kiss, don't you?

Go on, close your eyes and lean in close and buy Fallout 4 and I'll give I nice big kiss.

>>376957009
DEAL! But while you're down there you have to call me Sawyer and tell me how you're liking new vegas

>>376953980
That's my old English teacher, i swear...

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>>376957896
Oh Todd, you're so charismatic. I could suck on your big veiny Skyrim: Remastered Edition all day.

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>>376957885
Will it make me a big guy, because it didn't for you.

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>>376957515

>>376954035
>First two seasons are my favorite anime desu
Wow that's some shitty taste, friend.

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>>376958367
You'd better stop spreading those lies about me, dreamboy.

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>>376958508

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Herro /v/, it me Hideo Kojima.

You rove Metar Gear series do you? Werr Farrout 4 is even better!

Arso Todd Horrard is a sexy man!

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>>376958031
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!

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Pirates on one side of town, New Vegas fans on the other, and me right in the middle.

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Uguu kawaii sugoi desu-ne~

Buy Fallout 4, onii-chan~!

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Haven't bought my games yet? JUST DO IT

>>376956287
Last line needs to be
>I'll watch you PRE-ORDER

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Hey anon, I heard you just gave birth to a lovely daughter.

I brought her some gifts!

Don't bother getting the door, I already let myself in.

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......

[Pretends to be "Fall"ing]

[Motions for you to get "Out"]

[Holds up "4" with fingers]

.....

>>376959232

>Not JUST BUY IT

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>>376958519
idc

>>376959524
Just thought I'd let you know that I pirated Skyrim ;)

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>>376959748
Yes you do. You need the approval of an Anime Expert™ to use this website.

Gee Todd, I really enjoyed Fallout New Vegas, I bought all the DLC.

>>376959968
This is your worst one yet Todd, I see right through you

>>376948453
Fuck fallout 4's installing itself on my pc, what do I do guys?

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You cannot grasp the true form of Todd's shilling!

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>>376956490
>>376956245
Souce?

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>>376960160
ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON

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>>376959973
You think you're real funny, don't you?

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>>376960219
The source is, of course, available only in the lastest Fallout 4 DLC!

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>>376960408
I already have it Todd,give the fucking link!

>>376948453
I don't get it, what's wrong with this image?

>>376960558
>he actually opened it

better hope you have a good anti-virus program

i would go ahead and backup all your files just in case

>>376948453
DONT OPEN THIS IMAGE

>>376960558
If you say "Fallout" 4 times while looking at this image, Todd will appear and kill you unless you run to your computer and buy Fallout 4 on Steam

>>376960558
It's actually a virus that will destroy your PC when it wakes up.

>>376960642
>>376960703
>>376960708
It's just an image.

Why do you make fun of Todd so much?

>>376960917
Then how did Fallout4 and Skyrim get onto your PC?

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>>376961052

>>376953274
Please port Fallout 4 to Linux, Todd

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>>376960929
Because they're a bunch of bitter virgins who hate strong independent developers who make great games.

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Did I do good, Todd-sama?

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>>376960929
>being this new
It's all in good fun.

>>376960219
I'm drunk and feeling generous it's geiger counter you fucking newfag

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>>376961151
Agreed, we all buy his excellent games. Especially Fallout 4, which is a masterpiece.

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>>376957195
I don't have winrar anon what's gonna happen

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Get my games /v/ or I'll do it!

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>>376957742
Hey neighbor, I came running when I heard the yelling. Everything okay? Or were you just killing super mutants in Fallout 4?

>>376961401
you wouldnt..

>>376961401
You don't have the guts to do it, pussy

>>376961401
Alright let's calm down for a second

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>>376961431
>>376961498
Furk you! I'm doing it now getalll those DLCS they're the best! I'm the best! I can do anything I WANT!

>>376961841
Should've been the one where she removes her hand

>>376961841
NANI!?

>>376956252
I played that and didn't buy a single IAP.

And then I deleted it because it's shit.

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I have ascended thanks to Fallout 4 sales, and to those who purchased it I greatly thank you. Those who have not yet purchased Fallout 4 will be doomed to eternal damnation.

>>376962091
/Toddposting

>>376962091
Thank you Todd, for I purchased and enjoyed Fallout 4 for less than two hours, allowing me to claim my refund!

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>>376962091
I bought it from a key seller

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>>376947882
the man himself

>>376949551
Is that why he's so fat?

>>376948453
DON'T OPEN THIS IMAGE IT MAKES YOUR COMPUTER BUY FALLOUT 4

>>376954532
what are you, a 12 yo nindu? just because ither threads are acting bad, doesnt n=mean you get to be off-topic, also

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>>376948453
>people still replying to this todd/araki edit as if it's a virus

Is Todd a vampire? Does he need permission to enter our homes?

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>>376962452
That does not count anon, you are not saved. Goodbye.

>>376948806
Fuck you, Todd

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>>376962452
THATS IT ANON, I'M GOING TO FORCE YOU INTO BUYING MY GAMES IN PERSON

i like pretending this is all literally one anon performing all these memes every thread.

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>>376948453
Ha! Jokes on you, I already have Fallout® 4™ installed!

>>376955590
A copy of Skyrim.

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>>376963359
>one anon
We all know it's one sexy, beautiful man

>300 posts
>150 IPs

Is this the magic of todd?

>>376948097
I pirated both
Played Skyrim before release too

stop forcing this unfunny reddit nonmeme you underage newfags

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Todd please leave, I tell you everyday I don't have money and you just keep returning the next day for years

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Buy the DLCLD eht yuB

>>376949730

>by far the biggest board on 4chan
>durr they're not relevant

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>>376963359
Go back to buying all of Bethesda's games before shitposting about Obsidian on 4chan and crying yourself to sleep.

Does anyone have the Giegar counter edit?

>>376960558
Open the image in a text editor for raw data in utf8 base64 16 bytes encoding. Run this through a CSA decrypter with 4chan as key, then RSA decryption with string to int on 4chan and determining the two primes that multiplies to become that number. Enjoy

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>>376963740
Exactly, instead purchase Fallout® 4 and all Fallout® 4 DLC from your nearest retailer.

>>376963952
It's in the thread.

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>>376963916
>board with the most newfags
>users consist of T_D fags

nah, they are irrelevant

These threads need to be moved to s4s

>>376964053
Holy shit

>>376964132

I didn't say it's good, I said it's relevant.
pol is infesting 4chan with redditors just like /v/ did 3 years ago during gg

>>376964294
preferably they need to FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDlT

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Todd Howard this is the NYPD, CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, Josh Sawyer, SWAT and the other various branches of the government.

We have a warrant for your arrest for the following: 273,112,382 accounts of fraud, larceny, murder, manslaughter, manslaughter in the second degree, conspiracy to commit murder, battery, assault, corporate espionage, impersonation, impersonation of a federal officer, robbery and 13 cases of kidnapping.

You and all of you 271 other gay clones come out with you hands up, or me and the other boys in blue are breach in there and paint the walls with your brains, you have choices Todd - make the right one.

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>>376948031
Todd posting and crying wojack always make me giggle for some reason.

>>376948894
i can't stop laughing

>>376964443
>>376964443
Its over anon

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>>376964443
>>376964294
Stop derailing my Fallout 4 & Skyrim™ Special Edition thread.

>>376948031
>>376950815
>>376953636
>>376964538
You've been disappointed-yet-entertained by so many of his games and hype trains that you're desperately trying to get the latent pain out in some way, and laughing is the only choice your body has now

I though that Toddposting was gonna die when Fallout 4 released. Glad to see I was wrong.

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>>376964510
HIYAAAAAAHHHHH!!

>>376964702
R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
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Yes, hello /v/. I am, Shigeru Miyamoto. puh-rease buy my game. Super Mario Odyssey for the new Nintendo Switch™!

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Greetings Son of Man, I come from up on high to spread the new gospel of our Lord, *record scratch*. Rejoice for a new covenant is to be forged that will purify even the unclean ones and create a Kingdom of Heaven on Earth, all for the low, low price of one (1) copy of Fallout 4™ and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ and all their dlc of course.

Now isn't that a generous offer!

>>376964671
Nah, it's more like there's this scene playing in my head, and I read all these in a funny voice in my head, and then when I match it up to todd's dumb face or a wojak I just lose my shit. there's a reason motivation posters became a thing and spawned many derivative memes from it, because giving dialogue to a feeling an image has is fucking funny

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>>376951546
>>376948383
>tfw toddler might have got someone to fucking wait for redguard instead of buying daggerfall

this should be met with capital punishment

>>376964854
I don't buy Nintendo games, sorry. They don't offer the free roaming approach of letting the player roleplay as anything they want in an expansive immersive living, breathing world like what The Elder Scrolls™ does.

>>376964854
Looks fun Shiggy, I'll probably preorder it .

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>>376948453
What's the image?

>>376947707
Holy shit this actually made laugh. Thanks anon.

>>376965324
>replied to the post
It's too late, so I might as well tell you.

Burn it all

Everything

Leave no trace behind.

>>376948806
fuck off