>Oh Geralt, you're back! Here, have some tea, that should

Leave triss alone she does everything out of love

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> Yennefer is the best waifu

>>376925268
Would still fuck her footpussy

>>376925268
>meanwhile Yen was blowing royal people in Novigrad

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>>376925268
Nope. Farewell Triss.

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>>376925268
>>376925417
>>376925552
>>376925762

This guy was 99% right.

Ciri is the exception

>>376925268
Wait a second, was she really trying to make geralt into her sexslave with the rose after he remembered Yennefer? Holy fucking shit, and people are still defending that cunt?

>>376925268
>inb4 triggered Trissfags

>>376926626
Do NOT fall for Yenfag propaganda.

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>>376926626
>>376927450
Well it's not like she has a history of wiping Geralts memories of Yennefer and using magic to start a relationship with him oh wait yes she does.

>>376927829
What proof do you have?

Why can't Geralt just be polygamous?

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>>376928321
Don't remember what book it was in but Triss+Geralt started one of those times Yen and Geralt broke up again and she couldn't stand to see him sulking about. So she wipes his memory of Yennefer and starts fucking him instead.

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>>376929094
Sorceresses do NOT share

>>376925268
Triss is clearly best girl, she isn't a whore like yen

>>376929094
You can fuck everyone in the witcher 3 but it doesn't end well

>>376929237
>book
not canon

>>376929237
It's been awhile but I think it wasn't part of a book since Geralt had already fugged Triss by the Time Blood of Elves happened but it was definetely mentioned in one of the later stories since Triss never stops lusting after him>>376929441.
The fact that Geralt never really cared about it is the best part

>>376929921
Trissfags truly believe this.

>>376929921
The state of Trissfags.

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>>376925268
>Triss fags

Triss is hot

>>376929649
I though more of multiple marriages.

>>376929441
Why? He has more than enough cum for both

At least she's not using her spells to modify herself like a certain hunchback whore does.

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>>376931505
This. Pic related is what Yennefer looks like without her illusionary magic.

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>>376930983
Based on their behavior in the books the mental development of Sorceresses is stuck somewhere around highschool. This is even more emberassing since most of them are centuries old.

>>376931505
No but she is a thot that will jump on the next young hot witcher cock

>>376925268
Triss is top tier cuck.

>>376926626
yes. she's done it before too. when yen and g had a fight she hit him with the magic whammy and mindwiped him for a weekend of rough dickings sex from mind controlled G.

Why is Triss so pathetic? Fringilla just made a magic cream to hide her shame and moved on. At some point you'd think she would just accept that Geralt, Yen and Ciri are a family and that it's over for her.

>>376929921

>the canon all the games faithfully follow isn't canon because I SAID SO REEE SHUT UP!

sure thing brainless retard.

>>376926451
Everyone in that quest deserved a silver sword up their guts, witch included.

>>376931505
Except for her disgustingly mutilated tits ...

>>376931505
Don't all witches look like shit due to genetics ?

>>376931838
best girl

>>376931676
uh, no. it's not glamour or illusion.

the thanedd mages all use magical surgery to fix each others defects when they trained.

at least read the lore before shitposting.

>>376931686
Well they are all horribly fucked up ugly old hags who need to use magic to constantly hide what they look like. So it's kind of understandable that they have high school levels of insecurity.

>>376932116
>>376932047

yes they do, but mages, actual full blown ones, are powerful enough to perform witcherverse versions of reconstructive magical surgery that MAKES them beautiful etc.

ugly fucks like dethmold only happened because dethmold wasn't that powerful actually, and didn't give a shit, he stayed looking like that to try and run a con on people by projecting the image of 'stereotypical wizard' others like Vilgefortz were beautiful manly men of gorgeousness because they could do it.

>>376932116
Not Genetics, most end up in magic school because they quasi-nobility children that are too ugly to marry off

>>376926451
>>376931979
>bought Witcher3 today, but now want to play the first 2
>don't feel like torrenting 2 because of the "anti-piracy measure" that turns all the waifus into old hags
>can't find a good torrent for the Witcher1
Those Poles got enough money from me for this month

>>376932458
uh, NO.

conjunction of the spheres cursed humaity with the horribly mutilating force of magic. if it's in you you get born as a freak, and only through training and surgery do most actually live long enough. yen would have been dead at 20 if she'd not gone to thanedd and trained and gotten fixed. congenital defects seriously compromise the life expectancy of anyone.

>>376932925
>Yen is a freak
ok

>>376933139
A freak in bed maybe

>>376933139
>>376933257

she is, she was born a mutilated cripple with a hunchback. her village made her life hell until she got close to puberty and her magic started so the mages of thanedd could come take her away

>>376925268
>tfw no yandere wife

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>>376933257

Can I play W3 without previous saves? It's been ages since I played them and gonna be playing W3 soon when my new g-card arrives.

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>>376933407
>there will never be a japanese Witcher VN with Triss going full Yan and Yen going full Tsun

>>376932925
Triss is one of the few mages that don't need any fixes because she's allergic to magic though. Very few are born freaks.

>>376933545
Yeah. You'll complete the tutorial area, then get interviewed by the Empire and choose retroactively what happened in Witcher 2.

>>376925268
I went into tw3 without any prior knowledge of the witcher universe. I liked how the game portrays her. She seems perfect, submissive, hot, ready for any sacrifice. Like the good cuck that i was, i fell for it my 1st playthrough (even killed menge before i could make him say all about djikstrabro's treasure)

And then i found out....

I deserve all the shaming i will get

>>376933545
Yeah. You miss out on some dialogue and a letter. That's it.

>>376933736
>And then i found out....
What did you find out? Please tell me!

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Could you handle her final form in bed?

>>376933545
yes you can
you have an option to "simulate previous saves" in the form of a cross examination by an investigator early in the game

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>>376933878
That Triss is a manipulative, backstabbing whore. And that yen is also a whore

And that witches are not what they seem. I instantly imagined them like the crones. Hot in apparence, but in essence...mfv

Best ending is single geralt with ciri as witcher. No discussion

all mages are backstabbing whores who only think of themselves, never trust them in these games.

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>you'll never have a sexy sorceress mindwipe you to satisfy her own lust

>>376934502
>you will never have 2 sexy sorceresses fight over your cock
Life is suffering

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>>376934502
>27 yo handless hugless kissless virgin

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>>376935056
lucky you

>>376925417
Triss does everything out of love for the Lodge, yes

>>376935056
>Handless

How do you play Vidya?

>>376932575
You could get witcher 1 for free a month ago.

>>376935902
missed a chance I guess. Have they ever given away Witcher2 though?

>>376935291
kek

I hate that bitch so much.

>>376936745
No but I bought both for $5 in a Steam sale. I think it was their anniversary or something.

Why do I get the feeling Triss is a buttslut? Something about her face screams anal sex

>>376937448
Probably reminds you of someone you saw in one of your many pornos.

>>376932419
That's actually wrong, mages prefered the 'old wise' look.

>>376932575
W1 and W2 go literally for pennies during sales.

Am I the only one who had the romance scene with both of them because I couldn't bear to break their hearts? I mean, those eyes, on top of the mountain, I am NOT a robot.

And then they sort of railroad you into being a dick, which, at first, seems really unfair, but then you realise, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind, as you probably broke their hearts.

Not as FEELS as Baron, though.

>>376932925
WRONG
Humans came from a realm without magic and slowly learned to use it, also thank to help from elven sages.
Literally anyone can learn magic, some people just have bigger potential, like with everything.
We learn in the novels that Geralt could've become a wizard if he only had time and incentive.

>>376926451
ugh... i don't remember witcher 1 looking this bad

Triss only has to do what she does because Geralt is an idiot wimp when it comes to Yen.

I just don't like Yen as a romance. She's a cool character, but not the type of girl I go for, so, Triss.

>>376932575
Witcher 1 and 2 are like fucking £3 now.

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Reminder that game Triss is just a facade. The borderline-Yandere Triss is the real thing.

>>376925268
but triss tells everything about geralt and yen at the start of tw2.
i don't get your point.

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>>376939949

>>376939949

>f*ck me

>>376925268
Trissfags are disgusting ginger enablers.

I've never read the books so I don't know what she's like in them, but she's tolerable in 1 and 2. Probably because she's the only romantic interest.

I dropped her in 3 when I met her and she throws a passive aggressive teenage girl tantrum as soon as you meet her over Yen.

>nevermind, I got my answer :)))))))))))))))))

That shit makes me drop women so much. Don't pretend to be some kind of mental chessmaster because you're being an obstinate cunt.

To be fair Yen does this too, but later on and she's at least honest about it.

>>376925417
love and sociopathy.

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Triss is pure.

>>376941389
>Probably because she's the only romantic interest.
Play the games before opening your mouth.

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>>376941502
True. She is pure garbage.

>>376934059
Bookfag here. Triss is all right. She's in love with Geralt, but for him she's more like a friend. Yennifer is a bit of cunt, but she loves Geralt and is loyal to him to the grave.
Can't call them backstabbing really.

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>>376941726
>hunchback enabler

>>376941707
I did motherfucker, I made an error. She's the only romantic interest in 2 is what I meant.

In 1 I paid more attention to Shani than Triss anyway.

>>376939949
>Tsundere and Yandere main girls

Why is Witcher literally a Japanese anime

>>376941726
Fucking Triss...

>>376942224
cause we gave it japanes names

>>376942224
how much of an idiot do you have to be yo believe this is even remotely close to what is going on in the witcher

stop putting anime archetypes into western creation. it does not compute

>>376942194
>She's the only romantic interest in 2 is what I meant.
You can romance Ves, you double nigger.

>>376934059
>And that witches are not what they seem.
They are.
It's not illusion, it's magic surgery.
Their actual forms are 100% realistic, if the medallion isn't tingling there's no trickery in here.
It's like that girl that was ugly in high school.

>>376943054
you can romance ves in witcher 2 in the same way you "romance" keira or shani in witcher 3

it's those one time flings that don't affect the real romance option

>>376925268
Dont lie anyone on this board would brainwash their waifu to eternally love you if they were real. Triss is literally our girl

>>376932925
Jesus, the first book outright states that sorceress schools prefer to find young girls that are outcasts and typically malformed in some way, because it makes them more loyal to the collective. It also outright states that some nobles will ship an extra daughter off who is not malformed or an outcast to have a valuable player in their corner.

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shani best girl

does this play when you fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8

>yenfags still THIS mad

>>376945138
My nigerous

SUPERIOR _____ _____

>>376945480
this is one of my favourite memes

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>not being a yencuck

Come on now lads at least try not to have shit taste

>>376946072
mine too

>>376945138
I liked her as well. :( Sad she wasnt a choice in the 3rd.

>>376931838
>>376927829

Well then, all the more reason to let her get assraped by the nilfgaardians and go save Saskia instead

But anon, I love triss and think its hot that she loves me this much. Why should I care?

>>376931945
if it didn happen in the videogames, is not canon, the books are just fanfic