>Ass Effect: starring Erik Everhard as Shepard and Rachel

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>Womb Raider

how can they fuck up this badly? Isnt "W" miles away from the "T" key?!?

Because even the porn industry knows Andromeda is garbage.

She looks more like Samara

>>376918295
> Not Based Danny D
Idk, immersion kind of ruined

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>>376918384
>those tits

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Reeee

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>>376918384
>That disgusting Tatoo

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Kek

>>376918295
You generally do porn parodies of popular franchises, not raging dumpster fires.

Evan Stone is the king of porn parodies.
He's hilarious.

>>376918295
This one is actually kinda funny since in mass effect do you do get to have sex and fuck aliens so its not really too much of a porn parody

>>376918695
Still more fuckable than Peepoo.

>>376918695
at least she has good trigger discipline

>>376918576
QUACK QUACK QUACK

Rachel Starr is goat

>>376918950
underrated

>>376918295
Because they generally don't allow actresses with down syndrome to work in porn.

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>>376918576
>Kleio Valentien watched the original trilogy on unedited Laserdisc, read 8 EU novels and took two weeks of fencing training to prepare for her role as Darth Talon
>Aletta Ocean thinks Widowmaker is a godamn alien
This is why vidya will never be art

>>376918576
>>376918295
>3D is now pandering to the SFM audience

>>376918295
there comes a point where you can't claim "lol parody ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " and it becomes blatant copyright infringement.

that porn seems to be awfully fucking close

>>376918384
thats the flattest Lara Croft I've ever seen

>reminder that /tv/ helped write a porno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK40sIKMX28

What would the /v/ porno be like?

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this is a good thread

>>376922716
Awkward, an in the end nobody even gets laid.

>>376918295

Do they paint the vagina and anus blue?

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>>376922530
This is the actress who will be playing Lara in the $200 million reboot of the Angelina Jolie movies

>>376922275
Not really. Parody goes a longgggggggggg way

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>>376923020
Damn I didn't know plank was a transsexual

>>376922716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk

god damn
so many tv memes
>what did she mean by this?
>JUST fuck my shit up
>he was a good friend

>>376923135
that's dedication to a craft.

>>376918295
Liara shouldn't be ugly

man, non pov, non vr porn is worthless now

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>No EDI
Dropped

>>376922716
Isn't there RLM porn, too?

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>>376918295
>this is the first Asari you see in game in Mass Effect
Urgh, sexist much?

>>376923135
PROBING

>>376918295
>rachel starr
OH BOY
Too bad you likely don't see her feet.

>>376923958
MOMMY

>>376923243
This is art.

>>376918695
what's the point of even attempting scifi if you can't pull it off?

>>376918295
That Liara looks busted as fuck desu

>>376924253
I know how does Bioware get away with it?

>>376918789
So why are they making a Mass Effect parody?

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>>376924345

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>>376924393
This.
>mfw people unironically imply there's a ME game that isn't complete garbage

>>376918880
It's actually not and it's supposed to be Liara.

This is fucking awful, m8 how are you even supposed to get it up to this let alone jack off to it?

>Why is the new film set in the old trilogy instead of Andromeda?

Because even porn directors know Andromeda sucked ass.

>>376918295
So this is the kino all the cool kids are talking about?

Resident Evil 7 parody when?
Nier automata parody when?
Witcher parody when?

Thats hilarious

>>376924619
But the other 3 did that too.
Creatively bankrupt setting, mediocre TPS gameplay, RPG elements that consisted of choices that have no effect on anything and upgrading abilities that give you 1% more damage or defense against some stuff...
How did ME1 even get a sequel?

>>376923020
Still too thic i can't even see the ribs.

>videogame parodies
This is why /v/ sucks.
/tv/ gets high-budget porn based on their own memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzdMOa9hEc

>>376923020
GOLEM GET YA DONE

>>376918950
kek

>>376924848
I'm actually impressed. They're much more than just references shoved into a porn script.

The second one is cuck porn, for god's sake

>>376918695
Looks about as good as Andromeda

It's to bad that almost all parodies suck. The only great one I've seen was the Scooby-Doo parody. The chick who played Velma was perfect and elevated the whole production.

>>376924848
>Mike & Jay are being parodied in a porn parody

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Why can't they get the actually young and good looking porn stars to do these vidya cosplay movies? It's always someone who's been in the industry for 15 years but looks like 30. They do it for movies and capesht

>>376925169
Because the old ones are desperate and they'll do anything

>>376924848
>check em
lol

>>376925169
Because they're cheaper.

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Starcraft kino when?

>>376925360
How does putting on a costume and doing roleplay facture in them being desperate? If anything it elevates their usual gigs. Also nowadays some new porn star more often then not is getting ganbanged on Kink 3 videos into her career (which i appreciate).

>>376925382
Well that answers that i guess. So they would spend the money to shoot some boring as fuck gonzo video but not when there's actual costumes, makeup and script (no matter how bad) involved? Does not make any sense

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>>376922275
>>376923087
The World of Whorecraft series had to change their name

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>>376923623
did they ever patch her camel toe?

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>>376918295
because they have pleb taste
pretty glad i am the only one with true patrician taste

>>376918384
>small fake tits
Wow just like Lara Croft!

>>376918695
her face says it all

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> tfw porn companies are doing parodies better than the original creators

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>>376927293
> sweating man.jpg

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What kind of stupid normie do you have to be to get off on watching other people have sex?

>>376927293
They are just novelties, they can't compete with SFM

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>>376927293
Hold the fuck up, they've done Darkstalkers stuff? Tell me there's a video.

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> have access to some of the best asses on the planet
> don't use big ass for cammy

>>376918295
Because Andromeda is shit and you attract more people without scat fetishes.

>>376922943
They do in the full version. But that's not on YouTube. Just look it up, it's out there.

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>>376927726
there's always videos, it was MvC

>>376927843
I would have preferred Felicia. But this works I suppose.

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> cumbo

>>376918576
>today

>>376918295

How hard is it to find a porn star with autism?

>>376919868
>Person A did smart thing.
>Person B did dumb thing.
>Vidya is stupid because smart thing was star wars.

Where the fuck do you get your logic from? Aletta is practically a brain-dead fuckhole, so you've chosen a pretty shit control group.

>>376923020

Thanks Mrs skeletal

>>376925853
>How does putting on a costume and doing roleplay facture in them being desperate?

Putting on a costume and doing roleplay is pretty much on-par with doing kink scenes in porn, which most women don't want to do unless they aren't getting paid for traditional sex scenes. This isn't rocket science, outside of niche actresses most of these people don't find slathering on twelve pounds of makeup and acting like a blue lizard thing "fun." Quirky sure, interesting sure, but not necessarily fun.

The progression for most female porn stars goes something like this,
>Sex (Standard) - Sex (Rough) - Sex (Interracial) - Sex (Kink)

When you see a white girl fucking a black man, they're usually on their last legs in the industry, even moreso with these videos. It's why you either see Literally Whos for BLACKED or old types for these things.

>>376928293
She's Liara, not POOBOO

>>376918695
I've never lost an erection so quickly.

>>376924619
>sucked ass
Wouldn't that be a point in its favor for a porn parody?

>>376927843
wait, is he arthur or dr doom?

>>376925982
I'm pretty sure that's got more to do with the production company being pretty small and not having lawyers good enough to risk fucking with blizzard, I watched those, basically the only thing they even took from warcraft is the name.