Where the fuck can I fucking buy one of these things that isnt

why would you want one?

try dumpster

A garbage dump.

Fuck you /v/, you told me the switch would flop, but it ended up being a massive success. Now its so hard to find it on stock.

>>376888345
I should have preorder at least three.

>>376888365
fair amount of android games, games especially optimised for the system and its a emulation powerhouse and its portable its kinda like a pre built pc for casuals

What is this thread even about?

>>376888554
>its a emulation powerhouse
i hope this is a joke

>>376888554
It's also the only good console from gen 8.

>>376888345
I used to see them at Target all the time, but honestly I haven't looked in a few months. They might still have them there, it doesn't hurt to check.

>>376888582
Maybe a parody version of the usual nintendo shill thread.

>>376888479
Fuck of sonyqqer.

>>376888345
Is it a joke anon?

How much are you willing to spend anyway? You know you can buy tiny PC and emulate on there ? Also use bluestack for Android games

>>376888589
They played thousand of games perfectly. Real game with focus on gameplay, not cinematic shit you love so much.

>>376888345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY5yG2KyQfM

>>376888345
youd be better off just buying one of those gamepads for you phone or tablet
same experience

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>>376888345
>>376888479
I fail to understand why anyone would make a thread just for shipposting reasons.

That said, if there's anyone stupid enough to actually want one, you can get them off Ebay for 30 bucks.

>>376888768
>fat fedora memelord
Now look at the present, while ouya turn out being big success that guy fell to oblivion.

>>376888743
>They played thousand of games perfectly.
i thought this was the kikestarter shitbox that couldn't even emulate n64?

>>376888690
>shill
Huh?

>>376888778
Can you connect it to tv or monitor?
can you get stable frame rate?
No? better apologize now retard.

>>376888986
You can connect your phone to the TV though, but yeah, a phone is much more expensive than the Ouya and doesn't come with a controller

>>376888986
... you actually can though
theres a reason the ouya failed so miserably friend

>>376888970
>why is it so hard to buy wiiu, should have bought when you see one
>why is so hard finding this amiibo, damn scalper
>why is it no one sell switch in this world, i regret not purchasing 3

Sounds familiar?

>>376889045
everyone and their fat black grandmother already has a smart phone though even tablets
it just comes down to accessories

>>376888927
>couldn't even emulate n64?
They can. You just need to download the emulator first.

>>376888986
Get a $100 pc box and emulate

>>376889137
Oh so people complaining they can't buy an item. Business as usual

Also this parody kind of sucks, the switch is getting scalped while the Ouya is selling for less than 60 bucks on ebay

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>>376889158
Do you ever try connecting your phone to tv and playing game? that shit on fire yo.

>>376889315
>Business as usual
Yeah i bet there's this kind of thread right now on /v/, this shit 24/7.

>>376889336
shits cash

>>376889403
Oh fuck you're right

Might actually be shills huh

>>376889232
>$100 pc box
Do you ever see $100 budget pc? and the controller worth half of it.
Ouya is far better choice.

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>>376888345
Why would you want one of those?
You may be better of with one of these.

>>376889631
>non ergonomic design
>shitty battery life
>zero exclusive

Are you also a razer collector?

>>376889814
>non ergonomic design
>shitty battery life
>zero exclusive
So... Nintendo Switch?

>>376889857
>1 2 switch is not exclusive

>>376889857
but the switch has exclusives

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>>376889939
Doesn't look like a videogame tbqh.

>>376889589
>For $100 you get a pc that can emulate old Nintendo games, play Android games on bluestack. Of course controller not included

>Or get an arm processor box that can play small amount of games with shitty controller

I'll choose the first option, hell if you really want controller included in price, buy raspberry pi and controller

>>376890115
Sure is nice to have bomberman back, but what else is on there?

>>376890316
fast, kamiko, snipperclips are all okay games. snipperclips is especially great if you have a gf. Kamiko is a zelda like with pixel graphics.

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>>376888345
idk try eBay? They are selling for $26 to $60

>>376890117
It's fun. Try bring it to a party or bar, good for melting the ice.

Buy a used phone and a bluetooth controller or any other android home console thing dumbass.

>>376892651
Looks like a scam. Whose autographs are those anyway?

>>376894489
And playing on microscopic size screen? fuck off

>>376888365
>>376888589
>>376888736
>>376888836
>>376889631
no joke this thing is an absolute beast when it comes to ps1 and dreamcast emulation

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>>376888554
are you fokin srs mate?

>>376888345
Just use your tablet. It literally has the exact same specs as basically all of them.

PS Vita TV or as I like to call it PSVTV is better in any regards.