>play dk64 as a kid >get to angry aztec >see a new hut

>>376818227
In indonesia there are ouran utang brothels if you're interested

i told my sister i wished candy was real an she laughed and told my mum

Same, OP. Rouge the bat did that for me too.

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>>376818796
She got mad jealous she's less desirable than a fictional gorilla and tried to play it off.
how's she going to get that easy do-nothing life if she can't shame and trick her brother into marrying her?

>>376818986
It's been like 14 years, can we start spelling Rogue correctly now? Please?

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>>376818796
>>376818986
would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v8Fyf0y-tE

Her and Lola Bunny in Space Jam. No wonder there's so many people who grew up to be furfags.

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>>376819859
>Lola
be still my heart

>>376819994
Fuck you I'm still gonna masturbate to it. I'm gonna stare that guy right in his beady little yellow eyes and jack off.

>>376819370
Oh fuck yeah.

>>376818227
>make a monkey
>it's a monkey
>make a GIRL monkey
>give her a bailey jay wig

>>376819370
>you never hold hands with Candy while sharing a banana milkshake...

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>>376819181
Her name isnt Rogue the bat you idiot. It's Rouge.

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>>376819994
Hey now.

>>376821352
I can see her bunny balls

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>>376820421
look at those stigmas

>>376818227
>e rated game
>only 6 when this came out
>mom walks in when candy cinematic starts with lewd music and her giant tits swaying around
>"what game is THIS?"

>>376818710
Fucking muzzos man.

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>>376819370
FILTHY UNDER EVOLVED MONKEYS, YOU DISGUST ME.

>>376821638
I'm gonna stigma dick between em

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>play jfg
>get to play as Vela
>there's something weird about her
>get camera stuck to look the front of her
>her tits bounce
>they even do that when in Tribal form

I want to BE Candy

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>>376822312
I fucking love you.

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>>376823415
Odd. Same.

>>376823748
Nothing odd about wanting to be a slut for anon cocks after all

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>Play Banjo-Tooie as a kid
> play the first level
> see a wigwam
> see this
> develop fetish for busty women

>>376823675
Thanks. I'm glad someone appreciates my puns.

>>376822312

You should write for the sequel, if there ever was one.

>>376824046
>go to Terrydactyl Land
>make her hut bigger with Mumbo's magic
>zoom on her giant Amazon titties

>>376824363
You and me both anon.
In the same level:
> She tells you to jump into the transformation pool
> You jump
> You notice nothing at first hand
> She tells you to undress
> Notice your dick has grown a decent amount of inches
> Become her sexslave, going at it each and every day for hours

>male characterised animal
>just the animal with something extra like a hat or a pair of shorts

>female characterised animal
>looks almost human, has tits, wears a whole outfit, has hair and makeup

>>376824525
I don't like male animals.

Krystal is the best Rare girl

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>>376824525
Good times, good times.

>>376821107
>Rouge is French for Red.
Just call her Red if you keep typing Rogue. Same thing.

>>376824167
http://www.strawpoll.me/12956756

Funny that you mention it.

>>376824046
so this is why i have become who i am today

hmm