>Buy Farpoint >Drive home >Pick up dunner >Arrive

>buy
>drive
>dog

>>376814634
>dog

why?

>>376814634
Give a dog a treat for removing this cancer from the earth

>>376814634
Serves you right for buying videogames from retail

>>376814634
Not leave my shit out when I have a dog that clear chews shit up.

You're a fucking retard.

>>376814634
Like his red rocket then go play overwatch on my xbone

>>376814634
Get a trainer like you should have if your dog was a psychopath.

>>376814634
What a good pupper

Even he knows you have shit taste in games

>having a untrained dog without chewing toys all day alone while you're working

You're a terrible owner. It wasn't the dog's fault.

Punish him in the same way you punish him for anything else, you do punish him right OP?

>>376814634
I'd never do something as stupid as own a dog, but if this happened anyway I guess I'd pull out my gun and shoot it

>>376815131
Beat the shit out of and murder your stupid mutt. They are shit tier pets that are no more better than sheep.

>>376814634
Be a better owner to your dog obviously

>>376815449
Epic. Satan himself would be proud

Your dog has better taste than you

>>376814921
>>376814948
>>376815192
>>376815449
>>376815510
Some serious edge in this thread right now, i dig it

>>376815449
>having a pet is stupid
>resorting to ending a life over a material good

how fucking pathetic are you

>>376814634
He did you a favour. Get some biscuits and pet the shit out of him.

>>376815449
edgy xD

>>376814634
>dont discipline your dog
>dont buy them toys
>dont hide your shit
WHY ARE BAD THINGS A THING

post doggu

Put a boltgun on his head and press the fun button.

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>>376814634
You should have trained your fucking dog. I've owned dogs all my life and not once has one ever chewed on anything

buy your dog a fucking bone to chew on while you're out. It's not hard

>having dirty animals in your house

>the pet sensed failure and cancer ahead of time
>removed the cancer from the house before you could make it worse

Your dog did a good job.

One question though, since when do cockroaches own pets?

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Your dog is probably jealous of your games because you never play with him.

>>376815950
Cute cute CUTE!

So fluffy!

>all these anti-dogfags
How does it feel to be an emotionless husk of a human being
Humans and dogs evolved together, they are our closest companions

>>376815950
SO FUCKING CUTE!

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>>376814634
3rd post best post

>>376814634
Looks like he did you a favor.

>>376815950
I want to hug him

>>376816025
probably catfag or some edgy fedoras

Neck myself for buying Farpoint.

first cockroaches now this

sony is FINISHED

>>376814634
Pretty retarded to leave it where the dog can reach it

>>376815950
i cant

;_;7 rip

it never stops hurting

>>376814634
>owning consoles
>owning VR
I'd give my dog away to someone who actually cares about him and then mcfucking kill myself for being a tasteless faggot and a bad dog owner

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>>376815950
protip: baby onesies are a solid solution if the dog cone isn't working out

>>376815449
fucking twisted my dude haha. same i would end his existence on this godless earth because he fucked up my gaymes. i dont give a fuck if hes my fuciing dog to. nobody touches my fucken gaymes and gets the fuck away with it while im still roaming this godless earth.

>>376814634
That dog did you a favor

>>376815449
Who else the nicest guy anyone knows but also a /twistedfuckingpsychopath/ here?

>>376814634
Grab gun
Grab ammo
Load gun with ammo
Point exit end of gun barrel at doggie head
Curl index finger around trigger mechanism
Squeeze said index finger
>???
PROFIT!!!

>>376816879
>???
??? = Gun does not fire because safety is still on.

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>>376816826
reporting in men. don't get on my badside.

>>376814634
Blame myself for leaving my shit out, for not training my dog and for leaving it bored shitless.

>>376817028
??? = Gun does not fire because safety is still on
Realize you're a fucking idiot
Put gun away after unloading
Go buy dog rawhide to apologize for being a faggot
Pick up chew toys while you're out so the dog has something to do while you ignore him all day

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>>376817268
I think I'm dying

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>>376817268
life can be so beautiful sometimes

>>376817268
That's pretty cute.
Still don't ever want kids but dang.

>>376817268
I want to hug both of them

>>376817268
wtf, I'm a pedo now

I don't even let my cat be in my room when I'm sleeping because she enjoys chewing cables.

If you leave expensive shit within your dog's reach it's your own fault.

>>376817776
>tfw cat is a good girl and doesn't choose anything
>has her claws but only uses her scratching post
>comes up and sleeps right beside me at night
fuck yeah companionship

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>>376817268
what's up with these videos lately? I think I have seen like 10 different ones in the last week.

is this the new dankest meme?

>>376814634

Drive him out into the woods and beat him to death with a baseball bat.

>>376814634
even your dog knows console shit is useless

>>376818008
wew edgy lol

>>376814837
>beer
>dog
>repeat

>>376818008
>Implying the dog hasn't already punctured his tire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE1zydP2qCs

>>376818107

I can't wait until that fucking buzzword dies, used to be you could post your valid controversial opinion without having some 14 year old wannabe intellectual reply "LOL DAT EDGE XDDD"

Do dogs really eat your vidya? I always wanted a dog but I don't want him to eat my vidya.

>>376817848
It's probably my own fault because I once used a cable for her to play with when she was a kitten.

>>376814634
That's what you get for not training your dog. I bet he barks at other people/dogs when you take him out for a walk as well.

>>376818184
It's the best defense against faggots that try to be cool on a Laotian knitting board

>>376818201
Dogs are super overrated.

>>376818184
Thats because it was pure wsge you fucking mongol. Kill yourself

>>376815671
youdon't know what that word means

>>376818184
Maybe people keep saying that word to you because you're an edgy faggot wannabe piece of shit?

>>376818259

Beating a dog to death with a baseball bat is not cool.

>>376818261
But they are cute.

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>>376815867
How old is this? No way in hell the Xbox fanbase is worse than the Bioware fanbase.

>>376818349
Cats are cuter

>>376818310
>>376818334

Or it's because they don't have a real fucking argument. If my fucking dog ruins something that costs $300-ish I'd get rid of it, either leave him at a pound or just fucking kill him.

Live with it you safe-space dependent fucking inbreds. The real world is not puppies and vidya.

>>376814634
>google image search
>reddit
why do you fucks keep reposting your shit here? why did you put in the additional effort to disguise your shitpost unlike everyone else?

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>>376814634
Fire the dog, employ a new one. This gets deducted from the fired dogs pay.

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old.

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>>376818349
>have a cat
>it doesn't wreck my stuff
dogs are terrible

>>376818184
>valid controversial opinion

10/10 shit right here

>>376818503
post tits

>>376818519

>You must think like everyone else or your opinion is invalid.

10/10 shit right here

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>>376814634
>dog
There's your problem m8.

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>>376818503
>that fucking manboob

>>376818440
Using actual arguments on a retard who thinks 300 bucks is worth more than his dog would be a waste of an argument; we call you ''edgy'' because we think you're too much of a scumbag unworthy of an actual argument.

If some retard keeps eating his own shit you're not gonna try and think of a well-constructed argument, you just call him a fucking retard.

Dogs are shit tier animals anyway

>>376818582
>stupid conformists and their tendency to not beat their pets to death when they are misbehaved because they weren't properly raised!

Shit, you got me there I guess.

>>376814634
beat it with whatever it chewed up and keep it outside the rest of the night

that way it won't ever want to go near it again.

>>376818673

>We

Imagine being this fucking delusional.
Something worth 300$ is worth more than my fucking dog, yes.

Hit me faggot, give me a real argument.
So far you've just been the average underage shitposter and called me edgy and scumbag.

It's only you here, alone. You don't have a fucking army with you that supports your fucking opinion, stop saying we, wake up nigger.

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>>376818440
>being this much of a stupid poorfag
go play with your goldfish

>>376818793
How do I beat a dog with a couch?

>>376818440
it's 100% the owners fault you fucking edgelord

>>376818793
I always wonder if retards who say shit like this actually think it works.

>>376818831

>There are people who browse /v/ that thinks dog costs more than 300$

Fucking off yourself faggot. I actually do have a fucking dog, so your entire shit argument has no basis.

>>376818440
They do have an arguement. You're being a wee edgelord knob. Just cause you don't like the word doesn't mean it's not an arguement

>>376818876
How do you punish a dog for this anyway? I want serious answers not meme ones.

>>376814634
I'd own up to not taking care of my dog and not training him properly. Also not hiding expensive electronics out of a dog's reach. You should never have children OP.

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>>376815950
he's shy

>>376818819
you realize that most dogs cost more than 300 dollars right?

>>376818565
cat tits are too pure for this board

>>376814634
No you didn't.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PSVR/comments/6aiogt/my_dog_wanted_me_to_have_a_little_break_from_vr_i/

>>376818851

>Dog is left completely alone, with food and water.
>Chews on your fucking stuff

>OWNERS FAULT LMAOOO!!!! OWNERS FAULT EKSDE EKSDE

>>376818819
Who hurt you, Anon?

>>376818876
Sure, don't discipline it then just so it can tear something else up, be my guest

>>376814634
If you have a dog that eats shit, it's your fault.
I had dogs, they never ate shit.
Only the Beagle ate almost everything when it was a puppy but then I also hid everything.

>Having dogs inside
>leaving toys in places dogs can access

>>376818932
Calling someone names is not a fucking argument, retard.
>>376818976
You do realize that you're fucking lying, right? Fucking google "How much does a dog cost" and it'll tell you $50-$200 for a brand new dogger. Fuck off with your shit.

>>376818914
One of my dogs was $1300, it all depends on the breed.

>>376818976
she's right, my friend paid close to 3k(3,000$USD)
for his pure bred pitbull

>>376815449
wow anon you're really scary

>>376819014

Absolutely no one, I'm not hurt, I'm angry.

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>dogcucks
catbull masterrace

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>>376819132
Wow, a dog made out of bread.

>>376819132
>pitbull
This breed should be exterminated.

>>376818972
Tapirs are mysterious creatures

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Dogs are shit animals with no loyalty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZHx4Q8Zrhk
Get a cat.

>>376814634
Emasculate it.

>>376818965
you have to teach your dog to only chew on his toys, if you punish the dog when you come home it won't understand what it did to upset you. it might help you to feel better but the dog will just be scared and confused

Cats are the superior pet anyway

> Dog chews thing
> Edgeybois go get their dads gun and shoot it
> Confused as to why everyone else is horrified they murdered their pet over a silly toy

>>376819170
It's ok, Anon. It's not your fault.

>dogfag
>psvr owner
I say it's too little a punishment for being as retarded as you.

>>376819179
this honestly

>tfw cat just lays on my lap while I play vidya
>knows better than to break my shit

>>376819269
Cats are a cucks pet

>>376818819
>Imagine being this fucking delusional.
If you think the majority of people would condone murdering your dog over 300 bucks then you're the one that's delusional.

>Hit me faggot, give me a real argument.
You want a real argument?
If you live in a country that has minimum wage, earning 300 bucks should take you about a week, or around 40 hours. It takes a dog around 63 days before she gives birth, or 1512 hours. One could also conclude that a dog's time is worth more than a human's because humans live around 7 times as long as a dog.

You're not only a scumbag, you're also retarded.

>>376818465
careful, i got banned for calling out ops who repost from that site

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>>376819179
only fags prefer cats

What's worse
Pet wars or Console wars?

>>376819337

>Coddled safespace babby shitposts about how animal lives are worth shit
>People call them out and tell them animals are dumb fucking property and that they can kill them whenever they fucking want to

>Coddled safespace babby starts to cry.

>>376819404
Better to be a fag than a cuck you idiot, think about it

>>376819465
You're sounding like a sociopath anon.

>>376819441
They're both bad. As usual the winners are idorts.

>>376819132
a nigger dog
weapon made dog
now people buying these are the cancer

>>376819084
>buying random mongrel breeds
dogs from a reputable breeder are way more expensive than 300 dollars, go ahead and check some prices
http://www.puppyfind.com/browse/?sid=kse7g3ioh95hmvo9789v9ojct6

>>376818965
Negative reinforcement has consistently been proven to be ineffective in controlling a dogs behavior. It's why you get a shock collar for a dog that shocks it when it barks and it just learns to whimper and bark without setting it off. It's why no matter how much you hit a dog it still chews stuff up when you aren't in the room.

First and foremost negative reinforcement largely doesn't work because they don't get it. Like that moron I responded to, his logic of "If I hit teh dog with what ti chewed ti will know why I hit it" is so stupid. Like do you really think a dog can reason that out? No they are fucking retarded. It will think it got hit for whatever it was doing in that moment. It won't remember that it chewed what you are holding nor will it understand that chewing it is why it's being hit. You have to remind yourself that dogs are both retarded and don't speak English.

The one way negative reinforcement works is when it's used when a dog is caught in the act. If you yell at your dog while they are chewing it then they will get why they got yelled at. They will always relate it to their immediate actions.

You still don't want to hit the dog because that makes them hand shy which in turn makes them more likely to bite when someone tries to pet them s they think they are going to get hit and defend themselves.

The best way to train a dog is positive reinforcement. You need to actively train your dog, not just wait for it to make you angry then yell at it, that's not training. Most importantly you need to teach it the "stay" or "Leave it" command. Once a dog is taught that following these commands results in food they become literally unable to disobey them. Once that becomes the case you use stay and leave it for everything. About to feed your dog? Make it sit and stay first. About to take him for a walk or let him out? Make him sit and stay first. It's basically teaching it you get what you want when you sit quietly and wait for humans.

>>376819269
Based cats. They act like they don't give a fuck about you but really they love you.

>>376819389

So let me get this straight, your shit argument is that a dog is worth more than $300 (Which you also pay fucking rent, bills and taxes with you fucking nigger mongoloid) just because it lives shorter than a fucking human and therefore it's time is more valuable? You're the fucking retarded one.

The majority of people in this world is also fucking stupid, if the majority of people in this world does something it's almost always 100% a stupid thing to do. If you go to india, do you fucking shit on the streets just because the majority of indians do it?

Goddamn, how are people even allowed to be this fucking stupid legally?

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>>376819465
> Mom you don't understand he broke my PlayStation 4™ Controller why won't you let me execute it?

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>>376815950

>>376815131
>Red rocket gas station
>Where dogmeat is found
What did Todd mean by this?

>>376819558

>Buying purebred shit like some kind of britfag gentlecuck

No thanks anon, I'm straight. What does it fucking matter what race it is? Those dogs with long fur are ugly as fuck anyways.

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>>376819465
>>People call them out and tell them animals are dumb fucking property and that they can kill them whenever they fucking want to


Imagine having such a huge ego you think you have the right to kill an animal over petty shit.

Does it make your tiny little dick hard or something--to assert your ''dominance'' over a weaker species?
100 bucks you got bullied in school, and instead of doing the rational thing like moving on you still have this grudge like you're some kind of faggot fucking faggot anime antagonist.

I bet you unironically identified with Sasuke once in your life.

>>376819465
You're the only one arguing this and I don't think you're even trolling because there's no creativity or thought in your posts. You legit are retarded and only get defensive and bitchy instead of explaining your case.

Also, if you think you can kill a pet whenever you want, go ahead and do that and tell the authorities about it.

>>376819641
Thanks anon, that was good advice.

>>376819746

I live on my own thank you. My mother has no say in what I do with my own fucking dog. Cool projecting though, really taught me a thing or two.

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>>376815950
>inb4 little dogs are for women
She's CUTE

>>376819801
>you think you have the right to kill an animal over petty shit

well if he owns the dog its his property

not that it matters, this whole thread is a ruse and never happened.

>>376814634
>What would you do?

Drive over to Gamestop and use that extended warranty I purchased

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>>376814634
Should have gotten a cat. All he's ever chewed on are easily replaceable powercords.

>>376819039
see
>>376819641
I've been training dogs my entire life and have owned at least 2 at any given time since I was a child. I am extremely experienced and have helped many people I know train problem dogs including successfully training a pure breed English pointer not to kill a family cat.

I guarantee every dog I've ever owned is more well behaved than any poor creature you've treated in the manner described in the above post.

I just wanna add, you and everyone else who thinks dogs can reason like humans are fucking morons. They're animals bro.

>>376814634
>Current year
>Not aware of your pets wrecking your shit

You should probably end your life.

>>376819801

I was the bully, still am.

I have no idea what a fucking Sasuke is.

>>376819803
I've explained my case this entire fucking time unlike you, fucking child. I can kill my dog whenever I want to. Maybe you can't in your shit safespace country where you're not allowed to hurt peoples feelings.

>>376819973
>chews on power cords

can't that kill your cat?

>>376819993
Wait so you're a third worlder? Explains a lot. Your life is worth the same as the dogs in that case.

I had a nice german short hair my wife made me get rid of. he used to chew the crotch out of her panties when they were hanging on the clothes line to dry. he was a good dog.

>>376819465
>and that they can kill them whenever they fucking want to
maybe you should kill yourself edgelord

http://www.straypetadvocacy.org/PDF/AnimalCrueltyLaws.pdf

>>376819993
Were you molested?

>>376819993
just wondering anon where are from?

>>376819993
Not really senpai, your only arguement is now instead of losing 300 you kill the dog and lose 600 instead

>>376820112

I'm from Sweden you fucking idiot. If anythings a fucking third world country it's fucking America with all your rampant niggers, muslims and gays.

I bet you unironically think people from other countries look up to America as a superpower.

Atleast we can agree that a thirld worlders life is worth just as much, if not less than a dogs life.

And a dogs life, is worth close to nothing.

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>>376820207
What dog breed is that?

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>>376819665


>hurr you could've paid your bills with that money
The dog in this scenario didn't eat 300 dollars, it ate a worthless toy that you don't need. If you could spare 300 bucks to buy worthless shit your money's worth even less.
>You're the fucking retarded one.
Not a fucking argument. Hypocritical retard.

>The majority of people in this world is also fucking stupid
Don't call people stupid while making a grammatical error in that same sentence. Also you don't even know the difference between ''it's'' and ''its'' so you have no right to call anybody stupid.

>>376814634
oh no my dog ate my thing wow I wonder why that happened oh wait dogs do that all the time you fucking retard put your shit away next time

>>376819993
>Maybe you can't in your shit safespace country
edgy chimp detected

>>376820247
> Sweden

Boy I feel embarrassed i bothered arguing with you. Boy do I look fr*ckin silly right now

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>>376814634
>Leave stuff around for for dog to chew
>Not training your dog at a young age not to chew shit
No one to blame but yourself

>>376820193

I don't live in The United Cucks of America, nigger. Your shit laws don't apply to me.


>>376820209
No, were you?
>>376820210
Answered in another reply.

>>376820227

It's about the principle. I don't give a shit about a measly $300.

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>>376820247
>I'm from Sweden
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

>If anythings a fucking third world country it's fucking America with all your rampant niggers, muslims and gays

bahhahahhHBHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCK thank you for confirming this is a troll thread. Everyone knows Sweden is the most cucked country on Earth

>>376820247
>Swedistan
>Muslims hate doggos
pottery

>>376820147
>I had a nice german short hair my wife made me get rid of.

Faggot. No wonder Muslims are taking over your country you spineless cunt.

>>376820274
Pitbull

>>376818184
No you couldn't, you fucking newfag. Literally the only time that was true was on /b/ a decade ago. Because literally everyone was a 17 year old faggot edgelord.
Now we're all grown up and well adjusted. You should do the same.

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>Sweden
Holy shit

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>>376820098
You'd think, but he chewed up a vacuum charger down to the copper while it was still plugged up. Severed the cord in several spots. Fine.

>>376817268
>first thing I looked at was her stockings
Uh oh

>>376820304

>He thinks people isn't a collective name and therefore you apply "is", not "are" to it.

>He thinks "It's" is not a contraction for "it is"

Opinion ignored.

>>376820391
You sure do, your comment was pretty dumb.

>>376820356
I'm 100% white, I despise anyone who's not white except spics, they are ok.

>Master always playing with head grabber
>never playing with me
>idea.png
>destroy face eater
>master will play with me again
>just like when he first got me

>>376814634
sex the dog

>>376820147
>my wife made me get rid of
you betrayed the only living thing that truly loved you, congrats you spineless fuck

>keeping a fucking dog indoors

What the fuck did you expect? Do you go out to live in a dog house when you're home? No, right? You had it coming.

>>376820447
To be fair edgy has become a buzzword. However that anon is actually edgy as fuck and it's actually being used properly in this case.

>>376818503
Except they're always knocking shit over and scratching your furniture.

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>>376820207
I bet he's a good boy. Ginger cats always are.

>>376820247
>Sweden
So you're a Muslim? That explains your hatred for dogs.

Have you considered going back to your own country?

>>376820401

>He thinks memes are real
L M A O

>>376820447
Newfag detected

>>376820468
>Weebfag
Holy shit

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>>376820247
I refuse to believe this person is not baiting for easy (you)s
but hell, get some help son, that's psycho talk

>>376819465
Tell that to the judge, kiddo

>>376820397
Anon, you should treat animals better. You're obviously not getting the love you need from other people, so if you rule outhat animals too, you're gonna have nothing.

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/an/imal thread?

i adopted this little dog last month

>>376820147
I hope you didn't take him to a pound, that is a very stressful place to animals, I could only imagine the way they must feel being left there all alone.

>>376819269
That doggo never saw it coming

>>376820247
>sweden
be careful, i think browsing 4chan is against sharia law

shoot myself for having a PSVR

>tfw you will never be so maladjusted you post on /v/ about killing pets for attention

>>376820623

I was born in Sweden well before the refugee crisis. I live in a rather small town with a minimal amount of niggers and the likes.

that's what you get for being a sony gger .

Good boy.

>>376818914
Life will always be more important than fucking things you underage shitstain.

>>376820247
Your life is worth less than a dog's :^)

>>376820662
I won't get the chance, kiddo. 'Cause I won't be prosecuted.
>>376820648
Ty senpai
>>376820665
So far the only comment that made me rethink a little.
>>376820693
The moment a muslim tries to enforce sharia law here is the moment I do a Brejvik.

>unironically owning a high maintenance animals like dogs

Enjoy walking your dog every couple of hours to piss and shit. Enjoy going to the vet every month because dogs always have problems. Enjoy your lime disease and tick shenanigans. Cats> Dogs

>>376820262
H-Hot

>>376820570
Leaving a dog outside all the time is a shit way to keep a dog

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>>376820247
>Sweden
8/10 anon, solid bait there. Got many (You)s.

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>>376820473
They're called tights/leggings you fucking degenerate.

>>376819993
Uma delicia?

>>376820669
no he had great lineage, was a real good dog, listened very well, exceptional hunting buddy.
i handed him over to a loving family and still go hunting with him and his current owner.

>wife blamed it on me not wanting to get his nuts cut off.

>>376820762
>>376820765
>Valuing life above things
>Valuing life itself at all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, how old are you, 16? You'll soon know better.

>>376818993
It literally is, you moron. How old are you? Serious question.

>>376820546
''people is stupid'' makes no sense you dumb fuck.
>>He thinks "It's" is not a contraction for "it is"
I know what ''it's'' means. ''therefore it is time is more valuable'' makes 0 grammatical sense.

Holy fuck, how can someone have a superiority complex while maintaining such low levels of intelligence?

>>376820669
nice dog m8
/an/ threads ar always welcome

>>376820813
>I won't get the chance, kiddo. 'Cause I won't be prosecuted.
Because they'll put you in jail without a trial? Good.

>>376820813
I'm sorry you are so alone Anon. It's ok. It's not your fault.

>>376820881
are you actually 12?

>>376820875

Sorry kid, I don't speak portuguese.

>>376820262
if i ever get a farm i'm totally buying a donkey

>>376820881
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>376815449
Yeah that'll teach Mom for grounding you!
Seriously though anon, you're pathetic and need to grow up. Failing that try suicide.

>>376820886

>He thinks typos indicate low intelligence.
Lmaoing at your life right now.

>>376820919
That's not even allowed by juridicial law.

>>376820952
No.

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>>376820616
Yup!

>>376819868
little dogs are the best

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>>376815950

>>376821005

Not one day goes by when I ask myself the same question, and then I am reminded that my family would be devastated, the friends I've made both at work and during Highschool/College would probably be negatively impacted and that I have a lot of stuff I actually look forward to doing in life, It's just that I'm not sure I'll actually get to do those things.

>>376820871
actually pantyhose

>>376821061
So how old? protip: say you're underage because otherwise it would mean you have legit brain problems

>>376815851
Whoa! That edge is sharp!
How many fursonas does your mom let you upload on to your deviantart account?

>>376821061
>he thinks having your grammar corrected, disagreeing with the correction and being corrected again makes the other person dumb

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>>376821147

>>376821061
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>376821149
>my family would be devastated, the friends I've made both at work and during Highschool/College would probably be negatively impacted
lol yeah right
ask yourself this: would someone buy you for 300$ like they would a dog? the answer is no

>>376821173
You know tights and pantyhose are the same thing right?

>>376821061
>He thinks typos indicate low intelligence.
''Typo'' implies it was an accidental mistake made during typing. Your mistake wasn't accidental, it was caused by your lack of knowledge.

And I don't think people who haven't mastered grammar are stupid, it's just the combination of the dumb ass shit you've said that makes me think you have low intelligence.

>>376820836
Wasn't Sweden, Norway, and New Zealand supposed to be the best places to live?

>>376821181

>He thinks I implied he's dumb, even though I never even hinted at such.
>He believes that I believe that thinking typos make you unintelligent makes you dumb.

Roflmaoing at your life right now.

>>376821176
21, 22 in about a month and a half.

>>376821295
pantyhose are thin tights

>>376821326
>21
Seek help

>>376821326
>Goddamn, how are people even allowed to be this fucking stupid legally?
You tell us.

>>376821259
Is this supposed to make sense? Because it doesn't.
>>376821265
>He thinks cheap labour is something people would not pay for.
>>376821296
It was a typo, I type very fast and my muscle memory does about 96% of the job. I barely even check the screen while typing.

People can barely take care of their children that can actually use human language to communicate their desires, why the fuck we allow people to keep animals is beyond me. Poor puppers.

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>>376815950

>>376821326
>He believes that I believe that thinking typos make you unintelligent makes you dumb.

anon...

>>376821386
No they aren't. Thickness is by denier, you can get both in a variety.

>>376821438

How could I when I just asked the question? Dumbass.
>>376821390
1-800-GET-HELP
Lmao cool reference bro I also play Hotline Mango

>>376815950
tell me about reddit
why do they try to be cute and misspell words like "dog" into "doggo" ? it's cringey and 4chan hates reddit behavior but you god damn keep doing it

>>376821479

Yes, what is it, other anon?

>>376821557
hey gran autismo are you posting your dog or not

>>376820469

Why does he look scared yet sad?

Was he caught in the act of something?

>>376820625
>If I call him a newfag, suddenly history changes!
I'm older than you. I've been here longer than you. You're wrong.
I can't put it any simpler than that.

>>376821542
I'm not kidding, anon. You have a problem, talk to a doctor.

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>>376821441
>It was a typo

Sure mate. Keep defending your petty ego lmao
Damn you're pathetic. Maybe beat up some small dogs to feel better about yourself?
ahahahahaha

>>376821557
4chan has been reddit for the past 3-5 years. Get over it and post your doggo or move somewhere else.

>>376821557

Because literally everyone in this thread advocating for dog lives are from fucking reddit. I thought that was obvious by now. 4chan has alwasy been cat masterrace territory. Then /pol/ went and got us mainstream with their meme magic, so now retards have migrated here from reddit and won't integrate properly.

>>376821539
That is a technicality, tights are almost always thicker than pantyhose.

>>376821310

No

>>376821628
answer my question first, i asked first
>>376821692
fuck off kike

>>376820881
>this is what teenagers think adults are like
Was I this retarded once? Probably.

>>376821742
wow edgy (:

>>376821542
shitposting aside, get a dog or a cat, you'll understand how wrong you are, it could make things better

>>376819765
south park reference

>>376821643
How would you possibly know this.
What does goon mean to you?

>>376821683
>Doctor
Lmao, I also used to watch Doctor House, a little bit overrated show but dude it was still pretty good bro, XD you feel me dude?>>376821691
Keep defending yours, hypocritical cunt. Literally everything you've tried to apply to me also applies to you, but you're too fucking stupid to realise that, and you probably never will because you have such a narcissistic stroke that you'll probably wake up when you're 90 and realise everyone thinks you're a fucking retard who's somehow convinced himself that he's smart.

>>376821641
He was playing on his pole.

>>376820878
That's great, my recent trip to the a shelter had me depressed for a few weeks even though I came home with something to keep me company. It's a shame how many loving animals will never get a chance simply because they do not show affection immediately, spending years in a little cage with a faint hope one of the people that come in will take you home has to be hard. It kills me inside knowing some of them may never get another chance, even moreso that I picked a young cat that was only there a few weeks.

I am not upset with my choice, but I do think I will be adopting older cats from now on once this little guy passes, giving them a wonderful last few years of their life, and another chance to find a home where they can sleep soundly.

>>376821762
You're always going to be retarded to a degree. Learning never stops, Anon!

>>376821817
Umm no sweetie, he has a dog and is ready to kill it at any time if it chews up his panties.

>>376821873
>Keep defending yours
Mine? My what?
>you have such a narcissistic stroke that you'll probably wake up when you're 90 and realise everyone thinks you're a fucking retard who's somehow convinced himself that he's smart
oh the irony

>>376821817

I own a dog, hate his guts, keep him around for GF only. He's a scrawny grey fucking whippet, he's a fucking homo since he tries to screw all the other male dogs who come to visit, and he's a cheeky fucking cunt. I haven't laid a hand on him though, so don't worry about that.
>>376821762
>This teenager thinks adults don't think like this
Was I this retarded once? Probably.

Shitposting aside though, I have gotten a little more empathetic with the years, but that only goes for human life, animal lives are still shit to me.

>>376821240
comfy cot there m8

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>gf has to move across country to take care of her sick parents
>she's taking the dog with her since it's technically hers
>all this months after she made me get rid of the cat I had before she moved in
>mfw she's probably gonna cuck me anyway

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>>376814634
kill myself
can't live with the humiliation of not understanding basic principles such as k9s being a waste to your time and money.

>>376821994

Your ego, you fucking illiterate.
>What is context

>>376822017
>but that only goes for human life, animal lives are still shit to me.
When you grow up you're realize how wrong you are

>>376821873
tbf lad you're the one that thinks they're smart, even when you're completely wrong
>>376820546

>>376822058
>actually agreeing to getting rid of a pet, a family member because "i don't like it"

what is wrong with you

>>376821441
So? I type 130ish wpm and can fucking feel when I made a typo with my eyes closed.
Also the fact that you intentionally defended it means you typed it intentionality. Otherwise you would have immediately said "I made a mistake."
I'm just sorry for you at this point.

>>376822147

I am grown up, kiddo. I've realized how wrong I was when I was a teenager and thought people were born equal and that everyone deserved to be happy.

>>376822171
I was actually fighting to keep him but one day he mysteriously choked on a piece of food and died

>>376822192
Humans are shit

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>>376815950
Fuk son, that's a cute dogger

>>376822160

I don't think I'm fucking smart, I just don't value dog lives, I've never fucking said I'm smart.
>>376822175
That's called autism, boy. I don't envy you. You're not impressive.

>Defending yourself when people call you out for something that's wrong proves that they're right

Neck urself as soon as humanly possible m9

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Please stop fighting. Pups are for loving not hurting.

>>376822228
>mysteriously
anon... you know what happened

>>376821873
Because I've been here since pretty much the beginning, and I wasn't even underaged then. When you're older than 99.999999% of the userbase, it's a pretty safe bet.

>>376822245

By default, yes. But I think there are exceptions. I'm not one of the exceptions though.

>>376814634
it's your fault.
dog did what a dog would do.
those things are reeking your scent,
you were absent, it felt a connection.
gave it a some bite.
very normal.
owning a dog is a full time job.
took this as a lesson and be careful next time.

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>>376822335

>>376821873
How am I a narcissist if I believe animal life is worth just as much as my own?

Are you just spewing words out of your ass without knowing the definition or something?

>you'll probably wake up when you're 90 and realise everyone thinks you're a fucking retard who's somehow convinced himself that he's smart.
Sounds awfully specific. Projecting much?

Just let go of your ego, it's not doing you any good.

>>376822337

You ignored my question, what does Goon mean to you?

>>376822192
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_intelligence

Dogs at least are pretty damn smart/self-aware. All you are is an asshole making up excuses to not put the effort into not being an asshole. Some cultures would refer to such worldviews as "evil." Of course here, we'd just call you a sociopath.

Seek help before your hurt yourself or others, Anon.

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Just here to remind you that my cat is very cute.

>300 posts
>nobody sees the 4chan filename
>nobody realizes that the pic comes from twitter/reddit (because google reverse search is hard!!)
I hate you all

>>376822461

Because you believe everyone around you is inferior to yourself, that you're not allowed to be wrong.

>I'm 2 dumb to know what a narcissist is

How the fuck would I be able to project something that's in the fucking future?
You're such a fucking hypocrite that it fucking hurts, I bet you don't even realise it.

>>376822564
>300 posts
>He never saw that this was brought up like 3 times

>>376822497
>Evil
>Sociopath

Ooh, fancy words. Well, here in my world, we call it "Not being retarded". Something that's probably unheard of where you live.

>>376822583
>Because you believe everyone around you is inferior to yourself, that you're not allowed to be wrong.
isn't that what you're doing? also that's not narcissism

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>>376822538
I agree.

>>376822175
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in typing school, and I’ve been involved in numerous speed tests online, and I type over 130 words per minute. I am trained in touch typing and I’m the top typist in the entire Swedish typing forces. You are nothing to me but just another word. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of typists across Sweden and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your typing speed. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred typing tests, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in touch typing, but I type 130ish wpm and can fucking feel when I made a typo with my eyes closed and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>376822583
you are either putting way to much effort into shitposting or you are genuinely retarded

>>376822292
No, it just proves you literally did not make a mistake. Which means it wasn't a typo. Which means it was caused by a lack of knowledge. Which combined with your other retarded shitposting makes you look pretty fucking dumb.

>>376822707

No, I don't believe anyone here is fucking inferior to me. I just don't value dog lives.

Also, that is narcissism.

>>376822681
Well we don't leave in Psycho land, no.

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>>376822717
Thanks!

>>376822478
Nothing. Should it mean something?

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>>376815950

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BANE TO ALL DOGS

>>376822751

It proves nothing, you fucking inbred, I hope you really don't fucking believe this or I have fucking news for you lad.

The fact that you're defending your argument right now proves that I am right, atleast according to your own retard logic.
>>376822740
>Valuing dog lives makes you non-retarded.

Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit.

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>>376818440
>don't train your dog
>it does something you didn't train him not to do
>lol time to put it to sleep
Nice

>>376814634
Id wonder where did my girl find this heap of junk

>>376822794

You don't leave in what?
>>376822846
It should mean something if you were here since the beginning, yes.

You should remember it from your days in the "Something awful" community. Atleast if you are who you say you are.

Since we are on the topic, why should I not use it's for both possessive and it is other than the rule that says I shouldn't? It seems like it would make more sense to stick with the general rule for possessives and tell the difference between the two based on context. Is there some situation I can't think of where there would be a conflict that caused this rule to be made?

Also on topic, I realized I have almost no pictures of my cat to share, but it doesn't seem right to force him to move somewhere with better lighting so I can take a picture and share. I'm sorry and I will try to do better next time.

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>>376822775
It's quite literally not
And you're basically calling whoever values dogs' lives dumb so yeah.

>>376822918

I have trained my dog. He hasn't chewed on anything for over 5 years now, and he's 4 years old. That's why I'd kill him if I came home and he had fucked up my shit.

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>>376815950
first dog I have, only had her for two months, adopted from a breeding place they didn't wanted her anymore because she's 6 years old
just found out she has a tumor on the mouth T_T

>>376822681
I'm not trying to put you down here, Crazy-Anon. I just want you to seek help. You display a lot of classic traits of someone who is mentally unstable. Surely it affects you in your work and relationships? A lot of health insurance plans cover mental health screenings now. It's worth going.

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>put dog in car
>drive to next town
>let dog out
>drive home

>>376822564
you never had a dog dont you...

>>376814634
Realize I should have put my shit up and not blame the dog for doing what it has been long known to do.

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>>376822890
anyone has that reaction image were a cat screams in discomfort of the current events
pic related, I drew it in reference

>>376823020
How is what you posted as the definition of narcissism any different from what I said it was?
You think you're better than everyone else, putting yourself first.

>You're basically calling whoever values dog's lives dumb so yeah

No, I am not, cite that fucking shit.

>>376823181
I've had 4, what's your point?

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>>376822335
>.gif
Why? Three times the file size a third the quality.

>>376823112

I am very well aware I have some mental degradations, but I do not intend to visit a shrink since I care too much about my reputation and kids have ruined that shit for everyone by going to shrinks and crying about their lives when they don't even have an actual mental illness.

Visiting a specialist now would just make me look like an attention hungry faggot.

>>376822583
>Because you believe everyone around you is inferior to yourself
Hmm no, what would be you. If I think dogs are just as valuable as myself you could assume I think the same way about other humans. I do however believe that animal abusers are below even the smelliest of turds and they haven't earned the right to be called ''human'' yet. I'm not joking when I say that btw, because at least a turd nourishes the ground around it. You contribute less to the world than a frosted dog turd, how does that make you feel?

>>376823218
>You think you're better than everyone else,
That's not what narcissism is. You're thinking of a superiority complex.

>>376823061

God speed pupper ;_;7

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>>376815950
Terriers are my favorite.

>>376823354

>Not liking animals makes you unfit to be called a human, and definitely means you contribute to society in no way whatsoever

I hope you realize how that sounds. Not to mention that's a blatant lie.
You're a delusional narcissist who thinks he can dictate the value of human life. You're the polar opposite of me, you fucking idiot.

>>376823393
hey, maybe it won't become bigger!, there's still hope! also going to find some place for a cheap biopsy and depeding on the results it could be fixed in one cheap operation, if they have to remove part of the jaw or do chemo won't do it tough

>>376823365

They're very different things, you can have a superiority complex without craving attention or putting others down.

>>376822441

Hedgehogs are literally the cutest animal