Can /v/ get laid? https://www.datingariane.com/defaul t.htm

>>376810395
this bitch always ends up kicking me out, never worked for me

Not a single girl on Earth (that isn't a literal whore) would let you kiss her in the mouth at your first date, this game is nonsense.

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>kiss me, let's see what happens
"Your breath stinks"

FUCKING WOMAN

>>376810395
Why isn't there a rape option?

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any chads here willing to give a tutorial to fucking her?

>>376810604
because not everyone are NEET betas like yourself

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>>376810538
>let's make out and see what happens
"You're a creep"

Dating women is not this complicated unless they had some upper-middle class upbringing

>>376810395
Shaggyfag is that you?

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> Congratulations! I'm impressed! Let's spend the evening together!
Watch and learn boyos

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>>376810395
>Go out
>Eat
>Dance
>Check out the bathroom to see if there's something.
>"You just got here and you already have to use the bathroom? Maybe you should be
more prepared and go before you show up. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 3. THE END"

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>read poems
>dance
>take a walk
>go to the park
>walk back to the house
>go to the bathr--
WOOOOW NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM HUH MAYBE SHOW UP MORE PREPARED NEXT TIME

>>376810485
I've dated a whole lot of whores then.

>>376811549
>proud of self for passing what is basically impossible to fail

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>>376811550

>>376811236
unless you're black, it is in 2017

>>376812153
Then how come no one has ever said anything close to that to me irl

>hug
>kiss
>bitch likes it
>run fingers through hair
>she tells me we should go to another room
>go to bedroom
>NO

Fucking teasing bitch

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>>376812338

>all those flash dating sims you played in like 2005

where did the time go

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>>376812338
h-haha you're such a b-beta anon...

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>no secret ending where you kill this vapid bitch

>>376812379
same thing keeps happening to me, indecisive whore

>>376812495
this game literally only caters to chads

>>376812338
I relate to this anon.

>>376812591
Some dude spent hours and hours of his free time making weird 3D models of a fake chick for some stupid dating fantasy and filling it with cringeworthy dialogue and events that would never happen in real life. This game isn't for chads

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>>376812390
down the drain bro

>>376812682
pretty sure a girl made this, and its her self insert

>>376812682
when you put it like that i see your point

>>376812086
Well, yes. You did.

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>>376810395

>flirt with her
>get her to dance with me
>kiss her
>she's horny af
>game asks me if i'm over 18
>want to go to the bedroom
>she cockblocks me
>mfw

>>376812512
that's the opposite of what a whore is

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>>376812964
gotta take her to dinner and shit first my nigger

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>>376812338

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>too drunk to keep the date going
>doesn't rape her

>>376813470
im pretty sure the playable guy isn't black, silly anon

>>376812086
Welcome to the current year

>>376810395
So is it actually possible to get laid in this, or do I have to download "Something's in the Air" and import my game? The date went really well but she only kissed me at the end of the night.

>>376813740
It's possible

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>>376812338

You made me get genuinely sad, anon.

>>376812512
>>376812379
>>376810780
>>376810538
>>376812770
>>376812964
>>376814213
You guys are losers. All you have to do is take her out to the dinner,musuem,then lingerie then bring her home.
>>376813740
You fucked up to art part and took her to the carnival I bet.

>>376814312
You don't even have to leave the house to get laid

>>376812016
This, what the fuck.
>Make her laugh and feel relaxed
>Set the mood with music
>Tells me jazz turns her on
>Kissing for a bit and start kissing her more
>Ask to excuse myself for just a moment
>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

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>>376810614
Act like a normal human being

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>kiss her in living room after dinner
>get her in swim suit in the hot tub
>give massage
>try to make out with her
>EWW GET OUT LOSER

Bitch

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oh shit, waddup

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>>376815004
A VIRTUAL CHAD IS STILL A CHAD. OUT!

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>>376815004
got laid twice

>>376815004
>and then she died because air bubbles from the hot tub went up her puss and into her heart


Good fucking job anon youre going to prison

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>>376815095
no, three times it seems

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>>376815169
guess i did something right

>>376815143
she knew the risk

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>mfw it was easier to see boobs or have my first kiss irl than seeing this bitch naked

this game doesn't fuck around

Ran fingers through hair and kisses her But won't get in the fucking hot tub with me?

>>376815095
>>376815169
>>376815239
I don't think the person who made this has had sex, ever.

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>tfw it took me only my first attempt to let me see and touch her breasts
I should tell dirty poems more often.

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>Tfw had a nice date and she wants to go out again but no sex

>>376814312
>leaving the house
Dude, you still get laid if you stayed home and went to the backyard only a couple of times

>>376815095
>ung ung
unga bunga

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This is the only instance in my life where my knowledge of Selenography was useful.

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>be funny
>take her out to eat and pay the bill
>go to amusement park
>you're a nice guy, but i'm not really feeling it, get kiss and end night

bitch

>>376816591
kek

>>376810395
>keep complimenting her during dinner
>it's hard to eat when you're blabbering so much.

fucking bitch

>>376816818
same, bitch had the gall to call it 6/10
yeah, cause you were such great company, you vapid cow, you get 0/10.

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>take her to the beach
>she undresses
>"Maybe I should wear the dress to get back home"
>"Nah you look fine like that"
>she went home naked in the middle of the night while driving
What is wrong with this bitch?

>>376816014
that is true, but that's out of my own volition
I am waiting for that one and only to give my virginity to

and i'm still better at video games than you guys ;^)

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Didn't get laid, but Got a 6 out of 10.
Better than I expected honestly.

Quickly, who did the art pieces in the museum?

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>bitch gets naked in the bathtub
>touch her pussy
>sorry i don't feel like going all the way tonight

>you're nice
>too nice
>game over

what a fucking skank

>>376817406
t. eliot roger

What happens if you choose play rock-paper-scissors because it's such an obviously dumb choice I haven't even considered it

>We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.

noobs

>>376810485
>Not a single girl on Earth (that isn't a literal whore) would let you kiss her in the mouth at your first date
No wonder this board reeks of virginity.

>6/10

Literally the fate of an orbiter. Fuck me

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>get her stupid drunk at the bar
>bring her home
>THE END

fucking WHAT

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>"You are too much of a nice guy, you creep me out"
*sips wine*
*asks bill to the waiter*
WELL, I WAS GOING TO PAY FOR OUR DINNER BUT SINCE APPARENTLY THAT WOULD BE "TOO NICE" FOR A FUCKING FRIGID CUNT LIKE YOU, I THINK I'LL PASS, YOU UNSUFFERABLE COCKSUCKING BITCH, I HOPE YOU YOU GET RAPED ON THE WAY HOME BY A GANG OF NIGGERS.

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>punch the guy trying to cop a feel at the club
>she's totally going to fuck me now
>teehee here's a kiss now get lost you beta

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Farthest I've gotten is fingering her. Then she kicked me out and said to call later.

C U N T

>>376818006
>doesnt even wait until you pay for dinner to blow you off

she really is an idiot

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>>376818006
you people don't seem to understand the concept of "being nice"

If you're overly nice, it certainly is creepy to anybody out there. We all know, every single human being in this planet has a little asshole inside them. If you never show your rougher side, you will seem like a fucking psychopath to others.

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>>376818006
yeah anon, you seem real nice.

>>376818313
Punching the guy automatically makes the game into a "bad end"
If you punch him, you can't have sex with her no matter what you do afterwards

>grab her titties
>cmon bitch take your shirt off
>yeah no game over

what the FUCK

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>>376817068
TOPKEK

>>376818667
Just like in real life

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>>376818196
KEKED

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>>376818854
There's another ending where MC and lesbo get in the slut's bed and wait for her to have a threesome but she kicked us out. I wonder if there's a way to make it happen or it always ends in a bad end. This game has so many routes and shit.

>>376818854
*KEKED

>>376819061
>>376818854
cucked*

>>376818946
what a fucking bitch

>>376810395
got a 6, kissed her goodnight, "call me anytime"

i wouldnt call her though, bitch was awkward as fuck. we went for a swim, got dressed, she said "i cant use my swimsuit again because its dirty"

wtf who cares

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Quick she's topless in her apartment wat do?

>>376819395
Take her to the pool and have dinner.

What are some good dating-sim games?

>passes out at the nightclub
>put her in the car
>can cleary see her snatch

>>376819395
DO NOT DRINK IT

>>376819395
As long as you've eaten beforehand, just take it slow and you'll be fine. Dance or hang out in the backyard.

>>376819562
Majikoi

>>376816243
I regret taking her to that club. That faggot set me back, I swear.

>Get stuck in history and art quizzes

Is the Meet and Fuck method of dating for real?

https://www.datingariane.com/d.htm?40043
Fucked up final part of truth or dare.

Ariane is kinda hot.

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Keep getting stuck here, wtf do I do? I'm just trying to be myself

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>Danced
>Made out with her
>Ay hol up I need to take a leak
>WTF YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE BEFORE YOU CAME

this bitch is acting like a mom. Fuck that noise

>>376819940
Stop being a useless manchild, Grant

>>376819576
>No sexual assault option
>No evade the cops gameplay

>you can follow me into the shower if you want
>EW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FOLLOW ME 4/10

I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke

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>>376819940

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The fuck?
She wants to get drunk with other guys or what?
The fag who made this shit has no idea about girls

https://www.datingariane.com/d.htm?38342
GG EZ NO RE
I've sundered this cabal.
though i had sex in the hot tob and not on the couch, you hack fraud

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Holy hell there are so many routes.

A shitty browser game should not have this much depth.

>>376820505
the game was made by a girl, called ariane

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Guys I figured it out

she's fucking autistic

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>seems pretty easy
>She tells me she's impressed two times (not sure if always happens or not)
>beach part went perfect
>go back to house and choose wash off sand
>she says I can come in too if I want
>decide to go in
>"Stay out of the bathroom, unless I invite you in.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 4. THE END"
Seriously what the fuck is this rigged shit I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE SEX YOU CUNT
It ruined my boner. Unforgivable

>>376820883
what the fuck

>go to eat at the nice dinner
>take her to the strip club afterwards and successfully guide her through the routine
>go back to her house and fuck her in the hot tub
>try to follow her into her room while she changes
>fuck off creep, no more date for you

wow

>>376820850
Must be ugly

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The hell?

Is this bitch seriously quizzing me on art history?

5/10, fuck me.

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>>376820505
>tfw you're a responsible human being and didn't fuck that one up

>>376820925
Welcome to the world of rescinded consent. You are now a rapist, by the way.

>>376821246
Girls dont like that kind of guy anymore anon, its 2017

>>376821212
What's the matter, faggot?

Don't know your art?

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>>376821212
>mfw guessed the right answers

>>376820505
>she doesn't believe I can drive drunk

>>376810614
she's a slut, always take off her clothes

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>>376810395
>be nice to her
>you are beign too nice you get a 4

/v/ was right

>>376810614
just bee urself :^)

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>>376820925
>>376821283
That option was bullshit because she straight up invites you to come in but the game makes you fail if you choose that
Anyway once I avoided it, I nailed it no problem. Do you always get a 10 if you manage to have sex with her?

>>376810614
She's an alcoholic so don't let her drink too much. For some reason you can't fuck her when she is passed out.

>give her too much wine at once
>she runs to the bathroom
>follow her in since she's probably vomiting her guts out and might need help
>bitch is taking a shit and gets mad at me for walking in on her

>>376822276
> For some reason you can't fuck her when she is passed out
kek

Why does this bitch pass out after two glasses of wine or Martini? Fucking lightweights.

>>376810485
you sir in the truest sense have no game.

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woops

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>get the telescope question right
>good job here's my tits as a reward :^)
>ayyy why don't you take the rest of it off
>sorry creep, I think I'll keep my clothes on

I want to fucking murder suicide this bitch

>>376810395
test

Why the fuck is being too nice a bad thing? Would she rather prefer someone that rapes her the moment she opens the door to you?

>>376822628
>that cameltoe

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>>376812338

>>376810395
>she asks how old you are even though you're in her house

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I give up. She's impossible to please and will complain about everything and anything, there's no way virtual pussy is worth all this trouble.

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>>376810395
> Everything felt alright and set a good mood and shit
> Nothing but compliments
>"hurr durr I'm getting hungry"
> Try to touch her hair, because she seems like she doesn't want to kiss anymore after kissing her twice, so touched her hair seemed intimate enough to maintain closeness while not being on her all the time
> WOAH THERE TOO MUCH INTIMACY YOU GET A 3/10 THE END

>>376823108
maybe they met through tinder

ITT: Beta males desperately try to get laid in a game designed by a feminist cunt who made it impossible to beat.

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Holy shit I got her topless.
What the fuck do I do?

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>>376823318
>Woman says she wants something to eat
>Choose to touch her up instead
>Get told to leave

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>>376823301
Never mind, you just have to act like a chad

>>376823851
The funny part is that there wasn't any option for that. I thought that "going to another room" might mean going to a dinning room or shit, but could also mean going to her room, wich seemed like a bad idea for something so soon.
You know what? Fuck this game.

>>376824001
>I thought that "going to another room" might mean going to a dinning room or shit, but could also mean going to her room, wich seemed like a bad idea for something so soon.

>>376823318
>touch her hair
>not a terrible choice at any point

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>>376817068
My fucking sides

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>suck her tits
>"Do that some more"
>suck her tits again
>Hey! This was fun, but I am losing the mood. There's more to me than just my boobs!

>>376824001
No, Phil, it means you get to pick what room/place you want to go to. Did you have this much trouble when hooking up with PandaLee?

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>take her to the circus
>take her home
>date ends and goodbye

Just like in real life.

I get laid pretty regularly and find this game offensive to my forward niche i occupy.

If you are in a girls home and you're kissing her and shit on the couch there's no way you're gonna have a fucking dinner go out to a museum or some shit and then go back to hers for the evening.

Game should start with meeting her somewhere or phoning her to meet up at a venue. You're supposed to escalate the physical interaction throughout the night not start getting with each other and then fuck off out for 4 hours.

Game is made by virgin woman probably with how picky and judgy ariane is

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>mfw I fell for the amusement park meme

Fuck I should have just go straight to her home

This will be the summer when you will finally meet a nice girl and lose your virginity, tight anon?

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>make out in the car, she's taking her shirt off
>oh boy dis gun b gud
>get cockblocked by chad in his convertible
>date ends

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>>376824810
>i get laid pretty regularly
>i get laid
>browsing 4chan, in particular /v/

nice try

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Get on my level

>>376810395
>Meet up with her
>I stroke her hair and we go out for diner
>we go to the club and take the scenic route on the beach
>we passionately kiss and I touch her boobs
>run back to the car and go back to her place
>we play spin the bottle and it lands on swimming
>we do a race and we decide to go chill in the hot tub and play truth or dare
>I dare her to take her top off
>ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!
>the end

Wtf?

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Fuck, I got her drunk and she passed out on the car, How do i proceed?

>>376825239
Not all of us are autistic neckbeards below the age of 21.

Many of us have browsed this place for more than a decade and went through the bitter virgin phase which i can see you're still at :)

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>>376825242
>didn't screenshot
fuck you, chad

>>376825398
You win, the game has a bug where it doesn't acknowledge that you scored.

>>376825398
letting her sleep is always a 6/10 from my experience

>>376812338
I don't get it.

>>376825239
As a guy who gets laid too (not regularly) I'd gladly shitpost on 4chan than get laid most nights

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>not playing easy mode by using the official finished version

"There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!"

How can you not fall for that?

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How the fuck am I supposed to know who painted this crap? Why is she asking me this anyway??

>>376825851
She has hidden ''depth''.

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>>376825523

>>376819940
grow up

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>the telescope question is just a guessing game

> Bitch tells me I can follow her into the bathroom if I want
> "Stay out of my bathroom, unless I invite you in!"
wtf

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>managed to complete the bar trivia
>get her into the boat
>we drink a couple of beers and then I get sleep
>wake up the next morning

This was suppossed to be a game not real life.

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>>376826259
ITS THE CRATER ON THE TOP RIGHT ANON, GOTTA SEE THEM TITTIES

>>376826246
Those fucking medals

>>376810485
I beg to differ on multiple occasions, autismo.

>>376810485
Lmao bro, you're not doing it right then.

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This guy walks up to you and your gal and kicks you out of the bar, what do you do?

>>376826870
Slap his ass

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>get her into the strip club
>win the $500 dancing contest
>take her back home
>she gets fucking naked for me
>fondle her titties in the hot tub
>share a naked shower
>fuck I'm so close
>can I stay the night
>lol no now get out

WHAT

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I guess not

>literally undresses in front of me
>asks if we should go swimming
>takes on her bikini and jumps in the pool
>asks if she wants to go skinny dipping
>Skinny Dipping? I am not getting naked in front of you. Time for you to leave. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 3. THE END

>>376827054
But that's how girls work, anon.

>kiss her
>kiss her in the neck

>now follow her to the bedroom

>HEY THAT'S CREEPY YOU GET A 3

what in the fucking god, it's my stan dard procedure

>>376820505
>when a dumb bitch doesn't realize that a shot of whiskey isn't going to make you instantly drunk

Dropped.

The fucking boat is a meme, you fucking sleep right next to here doing nothing WHILE SHE'S NAKED.

fuck that shit.

After playing this I'm starting to understand why a lot of people are into traps.

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> I may have lost, but I met this great guy back stage, and I kinda want to go with him instead
>Hope you understand, goodnight! THE END

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This was too easy.

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So far I've managed to take her to the beach and make her do a headstand for a glimpse.

Also she's fine with you drinking 20 glasses of wine and then driving her to town.

>>376819395
10/10 picture, I like your taste anon

>>376818196
>cucked by skeletor

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Oh my god this bitch is impossible.

Dropping me cause I wasn't hipster enough? Fuck you

>>376828216
This fucking bitch. Why would you always need a historic lens for artwork? Maybe you just can appreciate art for art's sake. Goddamn is this bitch more insufferable than any I've met RL.

>Got a 7
>Not even sex just a quick kiss

Holy fuck this feels like a real date

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fuck should I follow her or wait?

>>376828430
>feels like a real date
kek

Games impossible.

You can either see other peoples progress or specify moves with flags by changing the numbers in the url

https://www.datingariane.com/d.htm?00008

it goes up to 60xxxx as far as I know. I've been scanning attempts and nobody has gotten anywhere.

>>376828501
Wait, she's fucking teasing you and you're gonna fall for the bait

>>376828562
Here you go, dummy.

http://virtualunderworld.net/datearianewiki/pmwiki.php?n=DateAriane.Walkthroughs

>>376828562
Random numbers and got a nice one.
66664

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>>376828715
Walkthroughs? Are you faggots serious?

>>376828715

This game is a lot bigger than I thought it was.

>>376827138
absolutely autistic

>>376828430
Hey dude I know it's current year and the west is getting more and more degenerate by the day but some people still have decency and won't "fuck on the first date"

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>>376810395
>Lets play some boardgames
>>Inner fa/tg/uy geys excited
>Its fucking Pachisi

Fuck this game

Why the fuck is this shit "game" so addictive?

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>>376810395
>over 18
>"Congratulations! I'm impressed! Let's spend the evening together!"

Well okay then.

>>376829205
And thte worst is that leads to nothing but a kiss of goodbye.

I'm a permavirgin because I seriously can't figure out what the hell I'm doing wrong.

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>>376829327
>asking why a gf simulator is popular with /v/irgins

>>376829327
The trill of the hunt my man.

Is not even about the sex or the nudes.

>>376820809
I fucking know that doujin

>>376829492
>gf simulator

I haven't even held a girl's hand before and I know this is some neckbeard cringe fantasy, not realistic at all

>>376829459
I mean, that wasn't even what pissed me off. I thought it was a nice little date, and the kiss was fine. But seriously, who the fuck makes the winner put up the game? And Parchisi? What the fuck.

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>>376810395
fuck these bitches man

>>376829567
I've dated upper class Manhattan women who are less stingy than this woman.

>>376829567
>implying you can't kiss a girl immediately after walking in and complimenting her

>>376829492
You know, if it was a gf simulator it could at least be less shit.

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literally how do i get a 1/10? i need to show how much i love her

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>be a different race from all of my crushes
>never any good with girls
>never tried to get close to girls because I'm afraid they'll go full racist on me
>all my friends are dudes cause I'll never have to bare rejection over something I can never change
I thoroughly envy all the immigrantfags who can get chicks here, what sort of wizardry they engage in, I can only imagine.

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Can somebody explain what the fuck is up with the lingerie shopping? What does this picky bitch want?

>>376825242
How do you get that ending?

so why does she drink the wine?

FUCKING FINALLY
After multiple attempts, going full Chad mode, she fucks in the tub, on the bed multiple times. God damn, I've dated some crazy women but this was a new level of craziness. I could actually feel my autism increasing with each attempt.

>>376827138
how did you get her to do that?
t.wetlook fetish

>>376830089
For me it was sports bra, thong combo. Don't know if she changes her request though.

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>easiest way to get into her pants is taking her to a strip club and coach her to do a good routine to score 500 freedombux

Golly gee, just like real life!

>>376830581
Easiest way to fug her is to be a literal chad, start of with kissing, then play truth or dare in a hot tub

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>>376830581
I did all of that shit and still got the nice guy pity smooch at the end

>>376827138
>WOOOOOOOOOOW

>>376830869
With this woman, I wouldn't be surprised if saying yes would make her go "This is moving too fast. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 3. THE END"

>>376822276
That's not very realistic.

Let me help you out guys.
The downloadable ofline version is easier and better.

I got lucky and fucked her 3 (!) times on the second try. That's probably the best outcome you can get.
In the offline version you can unlock multiple achievement in each location, save, load, you get music, moaning, tips showing exactly whether she finds you smart, funny, sexy etc. (for retards/autists).

Get that version instead.

Any way to get her to suck my dick?

>>376831176
fucking owned

How the fuck do you get the bottle to stop

>>376831176
Cucked.

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>there are people who didn't let her cook the meal at home
>there are people who actually left the house to go out on a date

If you did either of these things then you are the type of beta who'll open his wallet for anything.

>>376831176
/v/

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>>376810485
Imagine being this big of a failure

>>376812016
>>376814609

>beta virgins can't detect when a girl wants to get pissed on
>don't understand why shes obviously upset when you waste your urine

lmao

>>376831613
i went to the park and she flashed her tits to me

>>376831613
Definitely this. Even unsociable nerds who trip over their words can get laid without spending a dime. I should know.

>>376812338
probably because you think "Congratulations! I'm impressed! Let's spend the evening together!" is something someone says.

Well maybe if they have aspergers.

>>376831648
He has a point though. Not everyone wants a girl who's had 20 miles of cock by her mid-20's and a girl who gets intimate on a first date is likely to be that type of girl.

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>turn on some music
>go outside and have some steak
>go out to the park and play some basketball
>bitch whips out her tits
>go back and go into the hot tub
>have a little wine, give her a massage
>try to kiss
>EW WTF GET OUT CREEP
no wonder im a virgin

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>everything going good
>eventually end up at a diner
>It is hard to eat when you are blabbering so much.
>On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 3. THE END
oh WOW.

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>>376831613
This. Plenty of people ITT only had to be playfully crass to get her to show her tits and that's one of the most realistic parts of the sim.

Spending money for a one-night stand makes you a chump.

>>376831880
If I could make myself asexual, I would

>crazy ass bitch is driving butt ass naked down the freeway at midnight
>walks into a convienence store naked and her friend is chill about it
>she flashes her tits like a fucking weirdo
>she thinks I'm crazy when I peek in on her taking a massive dump in the bathroom before we have freaky sex

Yeah okay

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>>376831796
>Not everyone wants a girl who's had 20 miles of cock
just how much sex do you think girls are having.
that being said, shooting for low amounts of sexual experience is a fucking joke.
>and a girl who gets intimate on a first date is likely to be that type of girl
dawg.

Well, I started the game then I realized trying to please this chick is boring as hell. I'd rather do something else like playing videogames or something.

>>376825056
Yeah thanks, you're pretty tight yourself anon.

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So what's the freakiest shit you can do with Ariane?

>>376825056
a friend of mine set me up to go on a date with her + her boyfriend + a hot friend of hers.

she's supposedly a twitch streamer who streams a lot of LoL and I'm not really sure what to make of that... but she's really fucking hot and sounds like an interesting person. we'll see how it goes.

>>376832212
>just how much sex do you think girls are having

I could ask you the same question. We live in a time when sending some unfunny "witty" messages to a girl on a hookup app will make her open her legs for you.

>shooting for low amounts of sexual experience is a fucking joke

Aside from the great feeling of being a girl's first, there are hard statistics showing that experienced girls tend to have worse relationships and marriages. Plus we don't know, telegeny might actually be a thing

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Question now is, can I fuck her outside her home?

>>376825056
I have bigger priorities.
Mostly money and learning more languages and getting craft certifications I'll never use, because i already have a better job.

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>"Let's make ut and see where this goes."
>kiss her
>"I could use another drink to boost my confidence."
>give her a drink
>"Oh fugg I've had waaay too much to drink cya thx for the daet anon"

>give her a couple more drinks earlier in the evening so she doesn't ask for another drink
>"Let's make ut and see where this goes."
>kiss her
>"Now go lower"
>go lower
>get to unzip pants
>"WTF CREEP GET OFF MEEEEEEE!"
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>>376832504
>there are hard statistics showing that experienced girls tend to have worse relationships and marriages
IT REALLY IMPLORES ONE TO PONDER

>>376825056
Do girls judge you if you're not tight when they stick their finger up your bumhole during coitus?

>talk about fiction books
>then eat some burgs
>ur too classy for that place huh
>WOAH THANKS
>talk to her
>YOU ARE TOO PRETENTIOUS TO ME 4/10
I don't get it.

>make streak
>drink three glasses of wine with her
>race her in pool
>give her a massage
>drink more wine
>go for kiss
4/10 leave now

>>376825435
>implying the bitter virgin phase can be passed

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>>376832720
>50% of women in the 2010s have had at least 4 partners

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>>376820809
>We'll never get another watamote doujin of this magnitude ever again

It was an excellent nut

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>>376825435
>20 years old
>Virgin man
>77% of people my age have had sex
>My IQ is 106, so there's no excuse

http://arianeb.com/d.htm?607d7 #DateAriane

>>376833028
>You have 1 in 20 odds of finding a virgin at marraige.
>Cucks will defend it with M-M-muh experienced girl
because sex requires a doctorate or at least a master's thesis to enjoy.

>>376820809
Impressive, isn't it? A couple of autists with hardly any budget can crank out this in a couple of years but Telltale need longer and an entire staff to shit out one of their "games" that have as much depth as a dry salt flat.

>>376832504
Dammit I had a big post typed up about this but fucking captcha crashed the page.

>We live in a time when sending some unfunny "witty" messages to a girl on a hookup app will make her open her legs for you.
Yes, people engaging in hookups have a lot of sex. That's still a pretty huge minority. Look at the user count of those apps and realize there's a lot of overlap between them.

On a slightly related note, if you aren't trying to make a girl laugh you aren't a very good date. Nobody wants to date a boring, serious autist.


>Aside from the great feeling of being a girl's first
No. There is no great feeling. The sex is terrible and you're likely to get caught up in some gross fucking issues she has. The two virgins I've dated turned into Daddies Cummies type bitches real fucking quick after I tore down those walls.

>there are hard statistics showing that experienced girls tend to have worse relationships and marriages
There are actually twofold reasons to do with this, and neither of them are what you think.

1.) The kind of woman to not engaging in a close bonding act in her relationships is also the kind of woman to be extremely repressed.

2.) If a woman doesn't have anything to compare a shitty partner against, she won't even realize she doesn't have to put up with her garbage husband's mental issues. In this case, the creepy fetishization of virginity.

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>Smash
>Says I can use progress for second date.
>Cant

>>376833334
Hey anon you know how you don't interact well with other people? Like, you have trouble fitting in socially and generally have a hard time keeping up conversation with other people?

It's because you don't have enough experience.

Same shit applies to sex.

Fuck, it applies to everything. You aren't born inherently good at something. You have to work at it and practice it. Virgin sex is the equivalent of a pizza faced NEET leaving his house for the first time in a decade and spilling his spaghetti everywhere when the cashier asks if he wants paper or plastic.

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Is nobody going to point out how she looks like Rebecca Black?

>>376833742
oh fucking please

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>>376834019
Picture for reference.

>>376833512
Who ever said anything about not making your date laugh? I was using that example to illustrate how easily girls will give it up these days.

Regarding virgin girls, well, your experience doesn't speak for everyone else's. My girlfriend lost her virginity to me and vice versa and we have a wonderful relationship. You can't hold up your experience with two unhinged women as the be-all, end-all of virgin girls.

>The creepy fetishization of virginity

Honestly, you sound like a "liberated tinder woman" yourself here. How can you be so blinkered? It wasn't too long ago that chastity was valued and most newlyweds would be their each others' only partners for life. Having a more traditional view =/= mental illness

>>376834019
Nobody's going to point it out because she actually looks nothing like Rebecca Black.

>>376834148
I don't understand why you have such a hard time understanding that it takes practice to be good at sex.

Is it because it conflicts with your purity narrative? If virgin sex sucks, then you've been saving yourself for nothing. You no longer have an excuse for not taking your friend's invitation to come over her apartment to chill.

It's not too late anon. There are lots of good girls out there who are single. You just gotta try and push through your failures and understand that you fell for the greatest meme of them all: putting virginity on a pedestal.


That doesn't mean you have to go fuck thots or anything. There are plenty of women out there who put sex on a pedestal in their relationships and like to move slowly. But first you have to realize that you've been rused into regressive ideas by smarter anons who have been having great, meaningful, fulfilling sex while you've been browsing the internet and fantasizing about your white whale virgin cutie.

>>376834647
Husband and wife can get better at sex by having sex with each other. Only cucks want a woman who's taken miles of dick.

>>376833742
Thanks for the reply, projection and r*ddit spacing.
Good luck and have fun licking out leftover cum of a dozen of different men (^:

>>376834498
She kinda does imo

>>376834647
>putting virginity on a pedestal.
t. puts women on a pedestal.
Drink bleach.

>>376810485

lol I love this bait

What do you call the girls that have deepthroated me an hour into the date?

>>376834647
>He thinks the idea of being with a virgin girl as a virgin yourself is about the actual sex itself and not the intimate connection that you'd be sharing, a once in a lifetime opportunity

Once you've lost it to someone who's already had cock in there, that's it, that moment, it'll never ever be yours. So fuck your theories. I don't give a shit if virgin sex feels like a catheter going in my dickhole, it's about knowing that you're sharing a precious moment with a girl who's also a virgin. I think nothing much in life would be able to compare to that.

>>376834378
>It wasn't too long ago that chastity was valued
Yeah. By fucking uncool normies. You seriously want to model yourself after the lowbrow masses who bought into that shit? Do you even know why it was ever in vogue?

>>376834868
I hope you like it when tyrone steals your "pure" gf and you're left crying like a little bitch because you thought you found a way around being cucked.

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>>376815095
>uhuhuhuhuh

>>376835231
The fact that you immediately resort to spewing such embarassing shit shows how insecure you are deep down that the best you've ever gotten is used goods

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>>376834868
>>376834872
>>376834958
>>376835041
>replying to obvious bait

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>>376835089
Screw this cuck. Time to start posting infographs and links.

>>376835375
>"i-i was just p-pretending don't bully me pls!"
Too late cuck

>>376835041
Yeah, and it's all about the woman, not about her boyfriends.

If all you can think about when you have sex with your girl is her past boyfriends and their dicks, you sound like you're a drink spiked with molly away from making some very important realizations about yourself.

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>>376835547
t.used up roastie hoping people don't call her out on her loose holes

>>376835547
Newsflash - boyfriends and previous relationships actually have an impact on a woman's character and subsequently suitability as a partner! But please, continue making implications about homosexuality or something because that's the most intelligent response you can come up with.

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I hope the irl girls aren't this annoying, it wasn't fun at all.

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>>376835724
It's some retarded roastie, they can only argue by calling men virgins or homosexuals.

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pic related is how women """"""""""""""""""""""""""""think"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>376835724
And if you weren't scraping the bottom of the barrel for girls to put up with you, you'd realize those previous relationships will make her appreciate you all the more.

Assuming you're actually worth anything, that is. Maybe that's what you're afraid of?

>>376835674
>flies
t. sad little boy with a dry dick

>>376832212
>just how much sex do you think girls are having

Much more than guys.

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>>376836075
t. retarded roastie who's only good for her holes

>>376836091
who are they having sex with then? aliens?

think before you post.

>>376835869
i'm a chad with a big dick and all i can say is it's sad as fuck you have all these graphs to justify being a loser

>>376810395
holy FUCK this is boring. and people do this for sex?