>Computer, simulate a thread on the ancient Earth website

I genuinely cannot believe the only good Star Trek game is for the SNES.
Its really sad.

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>>376800242
TEA
EARL GRAY
HOT

Kirk = Old Something Awful
Picard = Reddit
Sisko = 4chan
Janeway = Tumblr
Archer = Usenet

Prove me wrong

>>376800351
25th anniversary was good

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>>376800351
boi stop frontin, star trek online is that hot shit

>>376800390
i never rubbed one out to janeway, but oh man there are some tumblrs out there

>>376800420
Star Trek Online IS shit, I'll give you that.

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>>376800390
sisko is literally the WORST star trek captain, its not even debatable. go home sisklets.

>>376800390
Nice b8, have a (You)

>>376800390
>>376800390
Well, Sisko WAS the shittiest.

>>376800486
>>376800593

THANK YOU
SISKO IS THE WOOOORST

>>376800486

>enemy ship starts shooting
>PIcard: Hail them
>No response, captain
>Fire a warning shot
>enemy keeps firing
>Captain, our shields are down to 30%
>Target their weapons
>Sisko: fire all phasers and quantum torpedoes and keep firing until they stop

Sisko was better, retard

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>>376800621
sisko was a barbaric loser.

>>376800620
>falls in love with a terrorist
>is betrayed by said terrorist
>gets the terrorist off the hook
>marries the fucking terrorist
I fucking hate Sisko

>>376800739

>federation citizens defending themselves from Obsidian Order backed Cardassian militias are terrorists

Go to bed, Gul Dukat

>>376800719
>>376800620
>>376800593
>>376800486


You can tell these people didn't watch, or fell into the season 1 punji-pit.

Because they think Sisko is supposed to be the good guy

he's barely the protagonist

>>376800621
>Sisko: I would do something but I'm on this space station QQ
Fixed.

>>376800850
hello, my ferengi friend.

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Does anyone remember that old Star Trek FMV game where you work with Q to save the timelines?I remember it not being a very good game but having some absolute comedy gold in it.

>>376800621
>Enemy ship starts shooting
>Janeway:Tuvok, talk to seven of nine and milk some nanomachines out of her we can use
>Tuvok: Captain, its highly illogical to use nanomachines to attack this ship
>Janeway: Who said anything about this ship?
>Delta Quadrant News: 12 billion lives lost to nanomachine virus. Apparent cause was some pirate ship firing on Voyager the Deathbringer
>Neelix Baffled

>>376800987
I'm not a noble and generous member of their race, I'm unfortunately a savage and violent fellow hoomon. If only I was a Farengi, and appreciated the importance of valuing enterprise before Enterprise.

>>376801056

Star Trek: Borg?

It was fruity but at least John DeLancie was great.

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>>376801090
They had it coming.

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>>376801225
I think we can all agree that John De Lancie was a fantastic actor and played a great character.

why

>>376801294
>Mirror universe Janeway is just actual Janeway but slightly happier and with a leather fetish.

Truly she was a character

>>376800826
>See commander Eddington
Sisko was in the right, the maquis is simply self righteous racist group that is diluted into believing they are right to fight for their colonies.

Even when the Cardissian government fell and was replaced by a civilian government, the maquis continued bomb runs on cardissian ships, going as far as stealing from the federation to prevent the cardissians from rebuilding, something afforded to bajor and the federation colonies.

If you sympathize with the maquis, you're literally braindead.

That being said, a game that you infiltrate the maquis and raise the ranks in a sleeping dogs manner would make a sick game premise.

>>376801404
Maquis were in the right because federation infringed on their natural law of self governship

>>376801569
Federation colonies can be uprooted for any reason under the commanding officer of the colony or by an admiral. It's part of the exchange of resources to the colonies, such as emergency assistance and security.

They whole sentiment that they built the colony and get to stay if they so choose, but they forget they wouldn't even have colony without heavy assistance of the federation. Self government doesn't overshadow their federation citizenship and status of being under the federation

>>376800486
Picard killed millions of humans because "Give muh borg a chance" instead of wiping them out.

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>>376801353
>>376801225

>>376801569
If a bunch of Romulans land on Risa, kill all its inhabitants, then claim independence, should the Federation just let them have the planet? Hell no, that sets a terrible precedent.
If the citizens of Risa claim independence, should the Federation just let them have the planet? Hell no, that sets a terrible precedent.

>>376801937
>>376802207
>t.fedcucks

>>376802091
The United Federation of Planets does not commit genocide.
Unless you are in the Delta quadrant when you commit genocide. Then they promote you to admiral.

>>376802375
>Unless you are in the Delta quadrant when you commit genocide.
Remind me again

Good Trek games i know
Star Trek 25th Anniversary
Star Trek: Judgement Rites
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy
Star Trek: The Next Generation - A Final Unity
Star Trek: Star Trek: Voyager – Elite Force 1 & 2

>>376802601
Armada 2 was great also

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>>376800242
You can't spend all day in these holoprograms of medieval Earth, Reg. You're not even simulating irl friends like you usually do.

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>>376802892
you cant just say that you shitlord, but I still wanna play star trek online with you, counselor

>>376802892
>medieval Earth
Uh, excuse me but we are atleast at the build up to the atomic horror, which is hardly medieval.

>>376800351

>this faggot hasn't played 25th Anniversary
>this cunt has not played Judgment Rites
>this twat has not enjoyed playing Voyager Elite Force 1&2
>this sopping sissy bitchboy has not even spent one minute of playing Away Team
>this colossal turd has not witnessed the glory that is Armada 1&2
>this gaping wound in the fabric of reality has not captained his own ship in Bridge Commander

Why are you even alive?

>>376802601
starfleet command, nerd.

>>376802323
Their isn't anything shameful in standing by thw federation, even as liberal and fictional they are, their intentions as a whole are one of peace through fascism. And I can get behind that.

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>>376800390
Captain "Black Villain" Sisko.