You are hanging with your Mario 64 and this guy comes and says

>>376788304
agree with him

Prove him the fuck wrong, I guess.

align my qpus

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>>376788304
Talk about parallel universes.

>>376788304
Bear in mind that he's straddling parallel universes and has been building up speed for 12 hours.

>>376788304
Press A and hold it down then clear 2 levels that need 2 A presses

gather my scuttlebros for a big ol scuttlebug jamboree

>>376788304
All memes aside he's literally our guy

>>376788304
Well, TJ """""HENRY""""" Yoshi, an A press is segmented into two parts: a hold and a release.

>>376789638
Ive never known a guy that was more /ourguy/ than pannenkoek

>>376788304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIKm0cM4KjA&feature=youtu.be&t=21s

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Who has enough free time to compete SM64 using as few jumps as is mathematically possible?

Like, how does one even come up with that?

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>>376788617

>>376790123
Haha i know its like he was on drugs or something. lol

>>376790123
It's not that different from speedrunning really, you've just come up with a new challenge for yourself.

>>376790123
Given how competitive speedrunning the game is, it's not a surprise that there's silly sub cats like "fewest a' presses wins" and then for the game to be so competitive that those sub cats get broken down to a molecular level.
>i can beat mario in 3 hours using only 10 a' presses
>well i can beat mario in 12 hours using 9 a' presses, so i win
It's neat.

>>376788304
Increase my de facto speed and throw him out

>>376790123
apparently hes a professor at some school, he just uses all his free time to break mario 64.

>>376790123
Chaos autism

>>376790123
hes a professor and uses these to explain virtuality and conceptual theory to his class.

>>376790123
it's no different than studying literally any other subject in depth. like, omg so crazy, right?

>>376790264

To be fair, mario games are all about jumping, beating the game by jumping the least is a pretty legit challenge. Its something like minimum number of sword swings to beat a zelda or dark souls game.

>>376790123
>Who has enough free time to [hobby]??

Nigger, you are sitting on /v/. You could be doing literally anything else yet here you are being a dumb faggot with no talent. Why bother living friendo?

>>376790310
>Pannenkoek2012 is a professor, probably from the Netherlands due to Pannenkoek being dutch for pancake

Who would've guessed

>>376791227
>Netherlands
that would explain the pure unfiltered autism

He's right.

The whole half+a press thing is just an autistic line in the sand by someone desperate they can do X without Y.

They keep doing Y, but childishly insist that 'THIS Y IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT' in the vein of that fucking kid. It'd be like someone saying they beat diablo without killing any enemies and then when it comes time to show you they draw enemies to a chokepoint, weigh the attack key down and turn away from the screen.

>>376790561
For sure. It's a pretty reasonable path to arrive to. Just that, this one guy has unearthed some shit that no one could have seen coming back when the game came out.

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>>376789968
>You need to update your home to the death barrier

>>376793007
It also explains his accent

>>376788304
I mean, he wasn't really wrong, considering pannenkoek defined a 0.5 A-press as holding the A button while entering a level and keeping it held down, when an A-press actually has 3 parts (the press, the hold, and the release). It should be counted as a third of an A-press if we wanna get really autistic about it.

>>376788304
I would lure him into a pedro spot then build up speed for 25 hours

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>>376788304
>y-you too

>>376797006
Nah he explain that currently there is no known use for holding the button down: Mario only ever reacts to either 'button down' or 'button up', therefore the 'button held' part can be discarded. Hence the half A press.

>the rolling rocks video has over 2 million views now

>>376797404
Other way round, button pushed down has a use, button held down has a use, button released has no uses

>>376797404
Yeah, but when you release the A button, a change does occur in the game's code, so for all intents and purposes, it should count as part of 1 complete A press.

>>376789638
>>376789941
but he is LITERALLY r*eddit

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>>376797232
>just gottah lean into this wall for 12 more hours

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Literally /ourguy/

>>376798897
>literally ourguy
>literally a screenshot of him on reddit

wake me up when he's posting on pol about killing minorities with half a trigger press