Is it possible to become a Great One in real life? From Bloodborne

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>>376788171
well first, go collect some discarded umbilical cords and eat them. report back for further instructions

>>376788665
There's absolutely no evidence that we eat the umbilical cords except for them being classified as consumables, like motovs, knives, quicksilver bullets, etc. In fact, there is an animation to consume beast pellets and so on, but that's not the animation we use for using umbilical cords.

>>376788171
>Is it possible to become a Great One in real life?
>the 2000's generation is finally posting on 4chan
god help us

>>376788876
I was born in the early 90's.

>>376788171
I do believe that some sort of mental ascension is possible, personally. There is something greater to consciousness.

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>>376788926

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>>376788171
Take lots of drugs and eat newborn babies.

>>376788858
Yeah you crush them and let the blood fall on your face, no eating required

>>376788171
I honestly wouldn't mind altering my physiology until I am unrecognizable as a human being so long as it increases my longevity, does not leave me in a constant state of suffering, and allows me my sapience.

>>376788858
hey man if you want to be sure of becoming a great one, you should err on the side of maximum potency. and the fresher the better

>>376789025
as long as I can have tentacle fun time with the doll

Ask /x/

>>376788992
seconding take lots of drugs

>>376788171
Not yet.

Once we get the hang of altering the bodies of already existing organisms we'll be a step closer.

>>376788665
They have to be special umbilical cords lined with eyes

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>>376788876
>wanting Lovecraftian ascension through mental uplifting (popular in the 80s)
>2000 kids

what did Anon mean by this?

You all are wrong, just make contact

>>376789408
You know lovecraft is very popular with young people these days. None of them have read any of his work of course, but he's become a meme like Tesla.

>>376789408
>>376791859

It's not even Lovecraftian ascension, it's Platonic ascension.

The first step in becoming a great one is to become a botanist and grow alien flowers for the great overlords