>open gaming video >"Hey what's up guys"

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>open gaming video
>pulsating dubstep intro title starts playing
>close video

>60 second video
>24 second intro

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>open gaming video
>woman
>close video

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>open gaming video
>location of red keycard
>it's 25 minutes long
>close video

>open thread
>not videogames
>close thread

>Open /v/ thread
>>open gaming video
>"Hey what's up guys"
>close video
>Close thread

captcha: close justo

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>>376770636
>open gaming video
>pulsating dubstep intro title starts playing
>start dancing

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>make video
>shill it on /v/
>it goes (relatively) viral
>suddenly my list of subscribers is filled with cropped porn avatars

>open gaming video
>this guy can't aim for shit
>go jack off instead

>>376770438
>Open video
>First 10 seconds are silence with back screen
>Then I hear coughing, sniffing, spitting, static noise, and chair swiveling and groaning
>Suddenly a grainy 240p desynced video begins
>"Uhm" he says and hits new game
Brilliant contrarian ironic youtube LP intro, I love these gentlefats

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>Open gaming video
>Channel updates
>Random topic
>20s content
>like and subscribe )))

>>376771065
>make up a story
>post it on /v/
>expect people to believe you

>>376771571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdI__HWLQ9Q
here's the video in question, fagtron

>>376771065
>>376771864

>11 subs
>3k views
>after shilling it

just end yourself.

>>376772075
and what if i don't?

>>376770438
pretty much every one of cr1tikal's videos starts like this
i.e. die you jew

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>>376770663
>with a 30 second ublock-proofed ad

>>376770438
>open gaming video
>LE WaCkY VoIcE InFLECtiONs I CaN'T KEEP a NormaL tONE or PITCH
>blood boils over

>>376772276
>so the other day I was walking and NIPPLES XDXDXD SO RANDUM GOD DAMN NIPPLE HAIR
Kill yourself.

>>376772530
you already seem buttblasted beyond belief, so I don't have to write anything back to you, bummer

>>376772619
>NIPPLES!!!!!! HARD NIPPLES IN MY COFFEE WHEN I'M SHOWERING LOL!
How was Guardians of the Galaxy 2?

>>376772672
haven't watched it yet

>>376772752
Keep me posted.

>Open gaming video
>"AY YO WAZZUP YOUTOOB IS TA BOI"
>"BEFAW YA WATCH MAKE SURE YOU MASH THA-"
>close video
Give at least one(1) youtuber that isn't cringy and cancerous. Protip:you can't

I owe a long time steam friend a money. Should I pay it or just cut him loose and never speak to him again?

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>>376770438
>gaming video

>simple tip for my favorite game
>could easily be answered in a few seconds with a quick google search
>don't care, i click anyways
>10:37 video
>Continue to watch
>30 second intro
>45 seconds explaining what game it is
>2 full minutes to explain the question
>all of this is redundant since it was in the title of the video/thumbnail
>keep watching
>shows some various tips that i already know about like how to move or jump
>takes 7 minutes showing basic controls
>finally get the tip that was mentioned in the title that turns out I already knew about
>still another 2:22 remaining to video
>continue watching
>tells me to comment like and subscribe
>comment, like, and subscribe
>wait for next video

Seriously, how do these channels stay afloat?

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>"how to get x item"
>30 second video
>starts from an easily recognizable checkpoint
>shows full path with no weird cuts

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>make a video
>no body watch it because i am a friendless autist

>>376773218
Please leave this site right now and move on to Reddit, thank you!

>>376773218
Post it, friend

>Search "Where can I find x" in youtube
>Watch video
>Homepage is now filled with "Major Character Death scene"

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>>376773314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OCC6Iad6gM

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>>376773434
>That background music

>>376773434
I was going to pity sub until Gundam came in.

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>>376770438
>"Hey 'sup Youtubers, Dem0nTacticaz here about to show you that latest in Razor Gaming products"
> *** dub bass drops ***
> cue footage from Kingdom Hearts with soundtrack of Linkin Park v. Jayz
> "Now I know what you all are thinking, 'DT, how do you pwn so well?', well now I am about to show you"
> *** Unboxes $500 mouse with 16 buttons and LED strobe lights ***
> *** Cue "Wohahaha" from Disturbs down with the sickness ***
> "And there you have it folks, just get yourself one of these and you'll be rocking the PVP like an autistic Korean refugee traped in a Russian in-game-currency farm. It's just that simple. Join me next week when I unbox the new Razor 10-key micro typeboard, and I will teach you how to XXCEL at Microsoft Excel"
> *** Cue "Blue" from Cowboy BeeBop with footage from Monster Hunter 2

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>>376773654
G Gundam is unironically the best anime ever made.

what's up everybody it's critikal

>shitty fucking memes in the comments intensifies

>Be Youtube
>All these people say what's up to me
>I'm not even a person

I love low energy youtubers who don't give a fuck and just play videogames or chat to the camera. Ballinnick86 is one of my favorites, he just drinks beer and chats for 20 minutes at a time. I also hate when youtubers trim out their good clips and only show them getting killstreaks or winning etc then act like it's a shock that they're doing well.

I love low energy youtubers. Everyone should check out Ballinnick86, he doesn't give a fuck. He just drinks a new beer every video and hangs out for 20 minutes or so. Any other low energy guys to listen to in the background are appreciated.

>Make video guides for niche games
>No audio aside from the game's audio
>All exposition is in the description for the video
>Each video tops out at around 200 views because no one cares about the games I play
>Keep making content because I have fun doing it and I know a small niche community are benefiting from my walkthroughs
>Don't care about acquiring a large viewerbase

Feels good man

>>376774450
people want to be entertained by a personality
if they wanted to play some gay ass weeb game they'd play it themselves
stop pretending to be content with stagnation and mediocrity

How should someone start talking in a commentated video then?

>>376774605
Hey hey people Sseth here

>>376774582
The people don't know what they want, goyim. It is up to us to force content upon them to shape their wants and needs.

>>376774582
Making the videos is fun anon, I don't care how many people watch them. I would literally continue to make them even if all my videos had zero views in the hopes that one day one person might watch them and gain something out of my optimized runs of autistic weeb shit.

>>376774605
I only watch people who start all their videos by insulting me.

>>376774872
>This is a FUCKING VIDEO
>To some FAT FUCK on youtube named Boogie2988

>>376770438
Never talk down on petedorr again u bitch

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>click video of a music game
>the video is blocked for copyright

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>want to make let's play shit
>live with other people who will judge the shit out of me and/or make a fuckton of noise
anybody share this feel?

>>376775481
is she ok?

>>376775520
>2017
>Falling for the "too poor to live alone" meme

>>376775587
I'm at college right now and can't work and go to school at the same time to live on my own.

>>376775587
>JUST BUY MORE MONEY POORFAG LEL

Violently neck yourself, Richie Rich.

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>>376770438
>open gaming video
>it's just a silent playthrough of the game
>the player is pretty good

Fitz, please come back.

>open video
>hey guys hows it going Kripp here
>repeat every day for the past 18 months

>>376772404
Thats literally never happened to me

>>376771065
>>376772075
>3k views
>relatively viral
Maybe if you are 10 years old

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>>376773301
b-but i hate reddit

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>>376772404
>ublock-proofed ad
>>376772890
ashens

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>hey everybody
>what's up guys
>it's ya boy
>coming at you
>with another video
>just picked up this bad boy
>that's all I got
>like comment and subscribe for more

>>376774259
>>376774431
Ballinnick86 pls go.

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>>376776370
Feels great

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honestly jerma is the only vidya youtuber/streamer that I actually enjoy

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>>376772530
>Dissing Cr1tikal

>>376772890
gr18vidz14kidz

>>376771864
>a video of me dancing with no shirt on has more views than something someone actually put effort into

top zozz

>>376770438

>>No audio aside from the game's audio
>>All exposition is in the description for the video
Wanna subscribe. Name of the channel pls

>>376772890
Dunkey

>>376777640
jerma's the only youtuber i haven't grown out of or gotten tired of