Surperior Switch dock right here. Why the fuck didn't they

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>>376722362
In case anyone is interested, search for ASSTOP Portable Nintendo Switch Dock Replacement

>Nintendo
>making an effort on hardware

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>>376722362
>What is it?
>It's a piece of FUCKING PLASTIC

>>376722362
>Why the fuck didn't they make it like this from the beginning?
Nintendo's retarded, that's why.

>>376722448
>ASSTOP
Boy if I was on my home computer I'd post an image showing the chuckle II got out of that

>>376722448
>ASSTOP

really

>>376722448
Do they have a replacement console too?

>>376722362
can someone explain how this is better? Not really seeing it. looks unstable and the ports are less accessible now

>>376722448
>"Pocketable"
>shows giant luggage getting carted around
Whoever picked those symbols did a really shitty job. This whole thing looks like it's probably some cheap China-made hunk of plastic.

>>376722362
wii u stigma

>>376722362
Why this bottle opener has multiple usb ports and hdmi port?

The dock needs to be able to grip the tablet while you pull the joycons off the housing, right?

Can't you just cut the front on the existing Switch dock and solve all the problems?

>Switch

>>376722773
Like the standard dock it comes packaged with?

>>376722362
>>376722448
It's not even a whole dock, it's just the shell and a set of screwdrivers so you can take apart your current dock and put the single PCB inside.

>>376723073
It'd probably fall off, unless you stopped cutting like halfway, and just drape a rag or microfiber cloth over it.

>>376722448
>$24.99
It's even chea-
>Specially designed case to replace your original Nintendo switch dock ( you have to take out the circuit board chip from the original Nintendo dock and install it to this replacement case).
What a piece of shit, what's the point?

>>376722362
>own a switch
>have to buy 3rd party dock to use in tv mode
>admit this to 4chan
>be top 1% of autism

>>376723073
Most of the front unscrews off, leaving enough to cover the bottom bezel.

>>376723073
Or you can just buy a tempered glass screen protector for $8.

>>376723826
But then that gets scratched up!

>>376723989
>not buying a screen protector protector

>>376723989
then get a protector for that too you fucking retard

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>>376723989
that poor fag who can't afford to protect his screen protector.

>>376724056
>>376724112
>>376724181
But what protects THAT geniuses?

>>376724224
Another screen protector, stop being a poorfag.

>>376724224
>he doesn't have 17 layers of screen protectors

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>>376724303
well how the hell am i supposed to use my hammer then!?

>>376724323
Then I have to cut off the front of the dock to get the thing to even fit anyway!

>>376724575
>he doesn't have the dock that's a wormhole to another dimension in which scratches don't exist and charges electronics

>>376724575
hence why this 3rd party dock exists. The nintendo one is for filthy, poor fags who can't afford screen protectors.

>>376722773
Luggage and various carrying bags have pockets too.

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>>376724516
>He doesn't use nanomachines to protect his consoles
You can't scratch my Switch, Jack.

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>>376722362
>>376723447
25 bucks for a piece of plastic and a couple of connection ports that probably don't even cost more than $10 combined
Amazing deal
Jesus

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>>376724924
>nanomachines

>>376722448

Does this have HDMI outputs like the only official dock if not it's only another charging dock?

>>376722362
why the fuck does the screen not turn off?

won't that wear down the screen?

>>376725038
It's just a plastic shell. You have to dismantle an existing dick.

>>376724957
byebye warranty

>Why the fuck didn't they make it like this from the beginning?
Because nintendo sucks dick and would rather sell you a 10 cent dock that scratches your shit over a 5 cent one that doesn't just so they can sell you the 5 cent one for $79.99 just in time for christmas.

>>376724957
>25 bucks for a piece of plastic and a couple of connection ports that probably don't even cost more than $10 combined
change the 25 for 90 and you get what nintendo's doing

>>376725141
That sounds painful

>>376725708
You're a big guy

>>376725612
It's even worse, they're actually charging $25 for a plastic shell, it doesn't include the circuit board from the actual dock. You have to remove that from your dock and install it by yourself.

Isn't the dock just a usb 3.0 hub with a built in 3.0 to HDMI?

>>376723209
This, the official dock is fucking garbage.

>>376725612
Change the 25 for 60 - that's what the dock alone actually costs, or will once it's out. The set with an AC adapter and HDMI cable costs 90.

>>376725612
>>376728869
Nintendo's at least contains the actual hardware. The lump of shit they're selling you here requires you to take apart your existing dock.

>>376729040
I expect it's because of some patent of nintendos that the hardware cannot be pr fabed in to the plastic they sell.

>>376722362
This would be perfect if they include or make one with integrated ethernet port.

>>376722448

>ASSTOP

I laughed like a retard at that name.

>>376722448
>search for ASSTOP
This better not be a trick.

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3rd party has been correcting nintendo's hardware blunders for years. When Nintendo pushes their poorly researched designs it just gives 3rd party hardware manufacturers a huge cash cow.

>>376722448
ASSTOP holy fuck Finaly i have a top for my ass.

>>376722362
the backrest needs to be taller. the amount of torque being put on due to the docked unit being so top heavy is giong to result in bending.

>>376724957
You mean like what Nintendo is doing right now with the switch dock, because that's literally what it is, a 90 dollar plastic box with a tiny circuit board inside.

Another example of "It's okay when nintendo does it" faggots

>>376724957
Yeah man it should cost $2

>>376724957
There aren't any innards. They're selling you a case and some screwdrivers.

>>376729643

you consider this thing a correction?

for the well being of the whole industry, don't ever involve yourself with it.

>>376730564
not that dude
it's still better than the n64 controller, that thing was a real pos

>>376730023
>IT'S $90 U GUIZ!!1!
Good thing it fucking comes with the console and you don't have to buy it separately then, huh?

>>376724957
did you know the total cost to manufacturing a nintendo switch is only $63.95?

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>>376722448
>ASSTOP

>>376723826
>haha it's okay that the console is cheaply made, you can just buy a screen protector lmao!
The point is that you really shouldn't have to buy a fucking screen protector because the dock shouldn't scratch the screen in the first place.

>>376722448

thank you marketer, you are my greatest ally