ITT: Realistic E3 expectations. Be as jaded as possible. >Microsoft

>>376695936
Realistic:
All shown """games"" will be shit
Gaming is dead.

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>>376695936
>KH3 getting a release date at all
>not another HD re-release

>>376695936
source of gif pls

>>376695936
Microsoft will spend most of their time on Scorpio, will reveal a new Halo, and honestly that's as much as I'd expect. They'll have a bunch of multiplat shit

>>376695936
>Reveals a new metroid
That's pretty optimistic.

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>>376696021
N-never... d-delete this...

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>>376696578

Is it though?

Remember when we got a new Star Fox worked on by Platinum?

i honestly dont care anymore and will sit this one out

Lots of female protagonists who may or may not have read hair and be plain looking.

no bannerlord release date

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I'm looking forward to it just for the shitposting.

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Post yfw the sonic panel...

>>376697426
>tfw can't wait for olympics or world cup to shitpost on /sp/

>>376695936
>Microsoft send a fat dude on stage that will spend countless hours showing their Scorpio trying to convince everyone, including themselves that it's worth buying
>it's another media center nobody needs, BUT IT'S MORE POWERFUL!!!111!1
>goes on showing indie shit nobody cares about
>eventually some generic exclusives that won't make up for the fact that Microsoft has no interesting exclusives
>people paid to clap close the event in an awkward echo of claps and silence

>Sony opens up unloading all the exclusives they have in a pissing contest they have already won
>Then comes the indie shit
>But wait! What's this? A video! An interracial couple having fun in a 3D world of colorful characters. Look how happy they are!
>It's our virtual reality visor! From now on sold in bundle with our PS4 Pro for the modest price of a kidney and your firstborn male.
>People freak out, girls pass out, thunderous applause
>Every single game (((journalist))) flood twitters with "Sony as just won E3" like it was Jesus' second coming.

>Nintendo starts with a few people on stage pretending to have fun with the Switch
>In the meantime a gook brags about Switch incredible success until it's time to present
>THE NEXT MARIO GAME
>Nintenbros cum in sync
>Then Nintendo shows a few other games nobody cares about, it's the usual generic stuff just to say the Switch has games
>The Switch is getting a software update that will bring things that should have been there at launch, but they're presenting it like they were innovations in a very Apple way
>Closing section is a reminder to buy the new 2ds xl, marketing it as a toy for newborn babies

>>376695936
Nintendo conference
>MH XX localization plus switch port
>Mario odyssey stuff
>zelda DLC 2
>kirby stuff
>pikmin 4
>virtual console
>future 3rd party games
>1 genuine surprise
>1 wii U port
>a switch update adding music to the eshop and themes for the main menu

Sony
>new exclusive monhun to tie in with the movie

>MCC for PC (Windows 10 store exclusive)
>More Scorpio information
>More FF7 gameplay
>More Switch exclusives
>More Mario gameplay
>New Nvidia tablet

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>>376695936
>Nintendo Conference
>5 minutes of Aonuma showing off the first Zelda DLC, doesn't talk about the second one people actually want to know about
>10 minutes of Mario Odyssey, this might be good
>10 minute interview with the director of splatoon
>10 minute interview with the director of arms
>5 minute montage of random eshop indie garbage
>5 minutes to go through all the big 3rd party stuff that's already announced
>"Well that's it for now but tune in throughout E3 to watch a bunch of lame treehouse employees play Arms for 8 hours straight!"

>>376695936
>NEW GAMES for SYSTEMS* with no gameplay footage but cgi trailers are announced
>trailers end with pre-order now
>repeat for 3 days
>*also available on pc

>>376695936

I predict i'll watch e3recap and be generally unimpressed just like every other year

>>376696206
>New Halo
But its already been confirmed nothing related to the mainline Halo games will be announced
Maybe some about Halo Wars 2 but that's about it

Realistic: You'll be lied to for the whole duration of the show.

>>376695936

>Realistic
>Jaded

>Metroid

No

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>>376695936
>Nothing else except explaining more about games previously announced
No way. They've said several times there's a lot of unannounced games. E3 is the place to announce those games.

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A new Devil May Cry gets announced, but it's not called Devil May Cry 5, just Devil May Cry.

It's also heavily Souls inspired.

>EA

Sports
Battlefront 2
Russian DLC for Battlefield 1

>Microsoft
Half will be spent showcasing games from 3 years ago, Crackdown 3, Sea of Theives, that other game they revived with magic
The other half will be Scorpio and how tech suddenly matters with no actual games
Maybe the next major Halo game with devs already setting up TV shows and comics nobody asked for

>Bethesda

Todd Howard
Quake champions

>PC Gaming show

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Sony

Shilling out as much "THE PLAYERS" as they still have
Dad of War
Last of Us 2
Crash Bandicoot even though it's not exclusive
Slow paced indie shit
Taking an otherwise good IP and Giving is the most shittiest reveal possible like LBP3

>Nintendo

Half the show will be spent on shit we already know, Mario Odyssey being the only real star and Zelda DLC for the boring pack

The other half will be even more ports that they will shill as much as possible

Retro's game whatever the fuck that is

Nindie shit for shit that already exist, Yooka Laylee and Shantae

Todd Howard reminding you to buy Skyrim

I didn't include jewbisoft because they announced a conference yet

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>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft, and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>TimeSplitters 4
>Valve announces an original IP
>FF7 Remake looks promising
>Red Dead Redemption 2 not delayed
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask/3D ALttP remakes announced for Switch
>2D Castlevania
>Platinum sign agreement to never do another licensed game, funded by mysterious billionaire video game connoiseur
>New Ueda project announced
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>2D Zelda
>Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay trailer, isn't cyberpunk Witcher 3
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>San Andreas remake
>Todd, Peter, and Sean all die (offstage)
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Horror game that isn't YouTube reaction bait announced
>Scalebound renewed, goes full multiplat
>Summoner reboot
>Death Stranding shows something substantive
>Chapter 3
>WoW vanilla servers
>Bayonetta 3 (multiplat)
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to direct Ninja Gaiden 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>BLAMEsouls trailer
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage

>>376701325
>god hand and metal gear rising sequels.
If only the world was still fun.

>>376695936
Microsoft trying to sell their lack of exclusives as "play the way you like"

>>376701325
I missed you.

>>376698087
>new Nvidia tablet
If it's as good and long-lasting as the K1, I'm happy.

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If bloodborne 2 is announced i'll get drunk and sleep through the rest of the night, hopefully to never get up again. These games almost ruined my relationships with all friends.

>>376695936
Realistic: sony wins again. Probably gonna show off rdr 2

>>376696590
Don't listen to him, we will always have our precious memories of laughter and joy

>>376702281
anon, what happened?

>>376695936
>MS talks about the Shitio and games that are going to be cancelled for the whole show
>Nintendo shows off Shitch games like Mario 7953 and kiddy Shitoon garbage
>Sonygods pull off an amazing show with Death Stranding, Last of Us 2, Days Gone, and all kinds of epic Japanese exclusives like Code Vein
>PC gaming show = 2 hour boring talk show and no games get announced

>>376695936
>Microsoft showcases the Scorpio and the show is everything wrong with gaming today
>Sony shows off CG trailers for games coming out in 2020 and its otherwise average
>Nintendo stream is a jew shitfest, but because it will end with a trailer for a 7.5/10 game the Nintendownies will declare that they won

All I want is a KH3 trailer. An actual trailer with story content and not just Disney employees announcing a new world via artwork.

Does Bethesda have a conference? Why? TES isn't coming out till 2020.

Valve doesn't announce anything at all. Maybe they announce via random email replies that they'll be doing another Steam Dev Days this fall.

Fallout 4 and DOOM VR are both playable on the floor, FO4VR is AWFUL. DOOM is pretty great.

Nintendo announces a new Metroid, a sidescroller for Switch, looks like a 7/10 Indie game, '2018'. At the very end is a teaser for Prime 4, no date (2019+). Next set of mainline Pokemon games announced, for Switch, huge technical leap from even the last 3DS games, no date.

New Death Stranding Kojima-trailer which reveals the C-list Celeb female lead and teases gameplay elements.

Microsoft reveals VR plan for Scorpio, including a major HMD bundle.

>>376702281
How

>>376703876
>falseflagging

GIVE ME ANIMAL CROSSING FOR SWITCH

>>376704893
Wolfenstein, new IP, DOOM singleplayer standalone expansion, VR ports, TESO, Fallout Cinematic Universe.

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>>376695936
>be as jaded as possible
>new Splinter Cell

But I would love a new Splinter Cell game you asshole

>>376696578
Alexander Brandon confirmed recently that he is working with Retro Studios on a new game. Considering that he did the Unreal music, I think Metroid is coming back.

>>376695936
Wolfenstein The New Colossus
Evil Within 2
FarCry 5
Bloodborne II
Ori and the Will of the Wisps

These are pretty safe bets in terms of sequel announcements, mostly because all of them got leaked already

>>376706218
The point is it would be dripping shit

>>376705667
>Fallout 4 and DOOM VR are both playable on the floor, FO4VR is AWFUL. DOOM is pretty great.
Sounds pretty realistic.

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>>376698087
>MCC for PC (Windows 10 store exclusive)

Would literally shoot up MS office building

>quake champions becomes multiplat

>>376696021
This the fact that both Halo 6 and Metroid 5 may not be at E3 has me worried that E3 is going to be shit for Microsoft and Nintendo.

>>376699670
Not him but without a Halo main entry, they've already lost E3.

nothing

The only good news that came today is that Xbox is a multi-billion dollar business that is never going away. So this pretty much means Nintendo and Xbox are never dying. Sorry Sony faggots Dony is the only ines dropping out of gaming in your lifetime.

>>376695936

Devil may cry 5, donte from DmC devil may cry makes a comeback.

>>376696146
>Not another rerelease
Lovely meme but there was a reason for every HD collection to exist, but there's nothing left to rerelease, every game is on PS4

Volition/Deep Silver tries really, really, really, really hard to make their Agents of Mayhem IP seem remotely original or interesting while saying the words "Saints Row" at least twice in every sentence so that AoM can ride the coat-tails of the franchise that wasn't complete shit. In the mean time, all the onlookers keep asking "Why didn't you just make Saint's Row 5 instead of this piece of garbage?"

>>376711782
I would be happy desu

>>376696658

>that pic
>snoopy on top of the red dog house
>never noticed that before

God dammit that show was a masterpiece.