How can this skinny faggot be a hero? He's not more

>>376678740
Because Courage>Power>>>Wisdom

I want Link to fuck me

>>376678740
>Otter mode is skinny
americans...

>>376679052
Zelda pls

>>376679067

Pfffffttt
Do you serious think he's built?

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>>376678740
>skinny faggot

Obviously Tingle's the real Hero of Hyrule.

>>376678740
In a world where every weapon shatters in a few blows, the man who wields the unbreakabl- I mean, self recharging sword is king.
It also helps if you have a bottomless gut.

>>376678740
He's lean

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>>376678740
Who needs muscles when you have technomagic applications on your iPad?

because Courage and determination > raw power

>>376678740
This is a man who has been in stasis for a century and just now woke up. Any muscle mass he had before has surely atrophied due to lack of use, and he spends so much time running, climbing, and swimming that he stays extremely lean, even if he does stuff 4 or 5 steaks at a time down his throat. None of the adventuring crap is conducive to bulking up, but it WILL keep you toned with no extra fat, which is exactly what he is.

>>376679676
what is this, again?

Why is Link skinnier than Zelda?

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>>376685230
Link likes a little meat

>>376685230
Top gay likes skinny bottom

>>376679052
Don't you a Lana have a job Cia?

>>376685392
Dating a girl who's heavier than you makes you a cuck

>>376685464
Dating girls makes you a cuck

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>>376685464
im black, does that make me your bull?

>>376685464
>>376685551
Dating makes you a cuck. If you're not a bull, you're a cuck.

>>376685610
Please return that stolen car, I'm sure the owner wants it back.

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>>376685464
Well Zelda is trying to fatten him up so maybe it will work out

>>376685551
Dating cucks makes you a girl.

>>376685708
...im in the backseat, you're driving me to your girl's place.

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>>376685424
Does Cia have a job other than watching tv all day

>>376682353

>Any muscle mass he had before has surely atrophied due to lack of use

If you're actually going with an atrophy excuse he wouldnt even be able to wiggle his toes let alone stand up.

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>>376685551
This. Love only exists between males. Luckily Link is canon gay.

>>376687085
>Link is canon gay
I love Link, but hey, dont say that shit again

>>376684242
fantastically elongated gullet

>>376687439
He's objectively 100% gay, that anon is correct.

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>>376687510
Almost had me there with that bait.

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>>376687085
Link is the best homo character.

>>376685763

You mean she's trying to augment dat dick.

>>376689162
Why would they joke? Everyone knows Link is a fag. Nintendo might as well announce it officially at this point.

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>>376690035
he only likes himself

So um how often does Kilton restock his shit? I didn't want to make my own thread just for this, but Google isn't finding anything

>>376691114
What do you mean restock? Why would you need to buy multiple masks and dark outfits?

>>376691292
Every time I find him he's only selling the same three things I bought already, the boko mask, the mop and the monster elixir

>>376691446
He expands his inventory for each Divine Beast you conquer.

>>376691506
Well fuck that then. I already restarted my game after 50 hours when seeing the ugly, horrible red beam of light that shoots across the map after you beat one. Not doing that again.

>>376691783
What

>>376691986
You heard me. Fuck the red beams, they completely break the feel of the game, which is exploring a vast and peaceful new world

>>376692306
Right! I thought I was the only one who hated that shit, it's retarded. They should have made the red beams start after you get all four. Or have whichever devine beasts you've saved use their beams whenever you enter into the castle if you didn't save all four.

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>>376678740

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Hyrule Castle, and I have over 300 confirmed Guardian kills. I am trained in Gerudo warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Hylian Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this kingdom, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me during a dialog tree? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Yiga across Hyrule and your description is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Sheikah, and and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

>>376693414
>t. Link fucked by Sliver Lynel

>>376687085
fujoshits please

>>376692306
Its obviously a tech wank.
>Look! You can see the laser sights from anywhere, hurr!

>>376685610
Nice shirt, queerboi

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>>376689961
pls no

>>376678740
>that resting bitch face
>that hips and shoulders ratio
>that flat tight stomach
>that tight ass
Nintendo knows their fans

Given how he can lift crazy heavy stuff, it is a bit weird he's not at least slightly more muscular.

They also constantly talk about how his body's got tons of scars all over it, but you can't see any in game either.

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>>376695190
Don't worry, Toon Link is a hideous unlikeable gremlin with bad games, he's safe.

>>376696198
>that resting bitch face
>that hips and shoulders ratio
>that flat tight stomach
>that tight ass
>Nintendo knows their fans
Can't argue with that. Glad they do desu

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>>376698896
This is some shit tastes.

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>>376699143
I love them

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>>376678740
>loving bars
Bara is the gayest thing I've ever seen! It's just bearded dudes on steroids.