>pirate Nier and finally get to play it >auto destruct

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>>376662384
>Play Nier
>Auto destruct as soon as I can
>Have to do the tutorial again

>>376662463
Self destruct doesn't kill you moron.

>>376662463
I actually did after the tutorial cuz playing on hard and couldnt afford it.
It should kill you though

>>376662384

> it's another zero substance virginal nier thread

Nobody ever talks about the gameplay so at this point I'm just assuming it's mediocre as fuck.

>>376662657
Only nu-weebs and underage redditors make these shit threads.

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I don't even care if theres no hole.
I just wanna ram my dick between those ass cheeks!

>>376662657
>waaaaaah no one talks about the gameplay

It's made by Platinum so any retard knows it's good.

>>376663037
except even by platinum standards the gameplay is mediocre. perhaps some of the most boring hack n slash combat they have ever put out

>>376663037
its pretty boring desu

the open worl its too boring to explore you cant climb that edifice or cant enter into them , all enemies look the same but with different variations and sizes the only gud thing is 2b ass

>>376662384
imagine to taste her pusy

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>>376663467
WD 40 and latex

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>>376663467
>>376662940
You don't have to imagine what fucking 2B feels like. The future is now.

>>376663175
what is this from

>>376663467
Probably wouldnt taste good actually.
I dont know what androids are made off but its not real skin so no sweaty crotch.
Maybe oil.

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>>376663175
>that man face

How they can fuck it up that bad

>>376662384
Game was heaven for an Ass man like myself. 2B is one of the sexiest video game women I've ever seen.

>>376662657

>virginal

Are you fucking kidding? The only people I've ever personally known who uses virgin to insult anything he doesn't like were people who'd had sex once or twice. I admit that I don't get a lot of it (been a while, actually), but I know people who've gotten a fair amount of pussy and still fap to 2B.

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I wonder when they are going to make an human sized 2b sex doll.
I would buy that

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>>376664119
Would sell my soul


If I had one

>>376664074
FUCK YOU
THAT REAL?
IF SO I'M GONNA REINSTALL GTA5 RIGHT NOW AND DO ANOTHER PLAYTHROUGH
POST BUTT BTW

>>376664081
If by pussy you mean hambeasts this is totally plausible. Once you have repeated sex with a girl that has a nicer figure than 2b though jerking off to 2b is unlikely to happen.

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>>376664119
>>376664236
Just 3D print her model you cucks.

>>376664239
>POST BUTT BTW
But I'm a thigh man.

I've been sniffing empty oil cans imagining that what her butthole smells like. I always cum instantly.

Also, to keep it vidya, are the bullet hell parts too difficult? I like action ROGs but I suck at bullet hells.

>>376664253

Haha, whatever you say, kid. You'll grow out of it eventually.

>>376664325
>2b BLACKED

Fuck you now I want this.

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>>376664325
>But I'm a thigh man.
truly the taste of the gods

>>376664081

> 2b's ass whoooaaaah myyyy diccc xD
> totes not a weeb permavirgin

Lol you fags aren't fooling anyone

>>376664476
Nah, its actually pretty easy to avoid. Even if you get hit it barely damages you.
Unless you play on Hard and up.
Then shit will kill you on one or two hits.

>>376664478
Grow out of what? The only childish claim here is that you know tons of pussy crushers that openly admit to jerking off to 2b.

>>376662384
i thought her leg was a gigantic dildo going up her ass

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>>376664571
I mean the ass is there just like asians and skinny white girls have asses but 2B is all about the thighs.

>>376664476
They're fairly easy, especially since you can destroy all bullets with your melee attacks, you'll be fine.

>you can only jack off to girls of equal or greater than hottness to girls you've already fucked

Sounds legit

>>376664325
i like her manish face

>>376664325
That 2b model looks way too fucking good.
I never been big on GTAV mods but I thought all they had was Spiderman/Hulk/IronMan models and shit like that.
Can you get like Franklin to be 2b, Michael to be Bayonetta and Trevor to be Kainé

Anyone have the webm of her ass drying as she walks?

>>376664664
>people who have sex don't masturbate
You have a low sex drive, you are controlled by your woman or you are a virgin.

>>376664725
Why are you saging a thread making the opposite assertion?

>>376663175
sauce?

>>376664686
those thighs are disgustingly delicious stop teasing me more anon

>>376662384
>Play video game for gameplay
>Disappointed since early 2000s

>>376662384
So how many of you weeb faggots have actually finished the game. Or at least got to Route C

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cancer thread again

>>376664875
i didn't buy it

or pirate it either

>>376664771
>people who have sex with hot girls often masturbate to a character that people who don't have sex with hot girls masturbate to
.
Yeah makes total sense.

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>>376664765

>>376663759
She's one of the most advanced models after thousands of years of androids developing, it must be a pretty accurate artificial version of real skin by now.

>>376664923
I got a package.

>This top tier fap bait and animation quality wasted on this trash game with puddle deep gameplay and shit characters

What a pitty

When did /v/ get so sensitive over people talking about butts in vidya?
Or are we being raided by Tumblr and Reddit landwhales again?

>>376662384
Is there any good SFM porn yet?

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>>376664923

Do you even have any fucking respect for the hundreds of people who programmed for incalculable hours 2B's ass?

Fucking goddammit

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>>376662384

>>376662384
I'm waiting for CPYs crack still. From what I've heard there's lots of bugs in the pirate version.

2B onahole when ?

>>376664923
/v/ is complete cancer at this point

>pirate nier
>gameplay is alright, nothing special
>finish first ending
>have to play as 9s
>this fucking combat
gross as hell, hacking gets old as fuck and his combos are ass.

>>376665056
The problem is the quantity. /v/ is exploding with fucking
>POST BUTT/TITS xDD
threads. This shit is going out of hand and you cant discuss Nier anymore at this point. Or any japanese game that happens to have female characters. This shit needs to get contained into one thread at a time.

>>376665056
>When did /v/ get so sensitive over people talking about butts in vidya?

When waifu fags started using it as an excuse to hype up shitty games.

why does this crash so fucking much

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>>376664762
There's one modder who's been rigging up girls for the game and he's doing a godly job. I'm not exaggurrating when I say they're the best model rips I've seen in a game, they're weighed so well. 2B's thighs even seem to do that flap thing you see in her own game. 2B is his best mod(he also did A2 and crossovers between the two models) but the other ones have thick asses.
>Can you get like Franklin to be 2b, Michael to be Bayonetta and Trevor to be Kainé
I think you can as there are mods of this type but I have no idea how and it seems very hard. I want to ask someone how to do it so I can take funny pictures and webms of 2B.

Otherwise it's just gameplay only which isn't as fun.

>>376665337
The version I'm playing works fine but in my ten hours game I had like 3 crashes.
It happens at random times while walking around but if you save whenever you can its not a big deal.

>>376665449
Are you aware he has heavy attacks?

>>376665625
haha wow BASED EPIC yoko FUCKING taro LET ME OFF YOUR WACKY MAD MAN WILD RIDE!

>>376665720
how

>>376662560
Do it on the station.

>>376665757
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>376665181
No i don't.
If the character's butt is the only feature you remember when thinking about the game, it's a bad game.
>123NORMIESFUCKOFF
How about you get the fuck out, bitch?

>>376663838
You aren't going to be looking at her face when ravaging when her ass anon.

>>376665605
Sometime ago I spent modding GTAV but its such a hassle. And I modded the shit outta Bethesda games.
In GTAV you have to use a software to open files and change stuff and shit.
But that 2b model actually makes me wanna go back to it.
I just wish there were more big mods like new maps and stuff.

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>>376662384
>really enjoy something
>but refuse to pay for it so he will never have more of it

>>376665842
>not just hiding the thread

Your rage accomplishes nothing my man.

>>376665781
Either pause before your next attack, or dodge and attack during the dodge animation, to start his heavy attack string. Also a lot of his attacks are multi hitting and stay out for a good couple seconds, you should take advantage and switch weapons often as him.

>>376665772
Does she get her heel clacks?

>>376665757
>mestruation

Literally my only weakness.
Only shit that makes me puke.
Still wanna fuck tight cunts tho

>>376666082
>Either pause before your next attack, or dodge and attack during the dodge animation
Those aren't heavies you fuck, that's just a variation of the X combo. 9S combat is ass and hacking is boring, I haven't lost one hacking mini-game yet.

>>376663037
I didnt play TMNT but somehow the gameplay in this game is worse than MGR and korra

>>376665181
I already beat the game and seen enough 2B ass, and I enjoyed the game immensely. Its fags like you who give the game a bad reputation as being Senran tier waifutrash.

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>>376665554
Have you considered that maybe there is fucking nothing to discuss about this game besides the fapbait? I mean in an ideal world where NG threads got made and didn't devolve into Black vs Sigma shit flinging 2 posts in you could post about Ninja tiddies all day and there would still be discussion about the actual games because they actually have substance and merit

>>376666184
What would you call generally slower, stronger attacks if not heavy attacks?

>>376666301
Shitty attacks that don't improve the combat one bit.

>>376666184
9S has the most broken heavy attack chain in the game

>>376666184
Just get a Spear and Crit Up chips and chuck that shit to oneshot everything in your path.

>>376666220
You are fucking delusional if you don't think it is. The gameplay is on the exact same level and don't even fucking pretend there's anything to be happy about the story and characters

>>376665772
Goddammit.
Here I go to download GTAV again.

>>376662940
That ass is fucking juicy

>>376663037
And it's a weeb game so anyone knows it's fapable. What's your point?

>>376666348
>>376666428
Since when does broken = good combat? I want to style on my enemies, not whatever the fuck this is with 9S.

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>>376665757
i guess you could say she went the whole hog

>>376666184
They are, some of them are even clearly 9S versions of 2B's heavy attack animations.

Why is it that the quality of a fanbase almost always matches the quality of the thing itself?

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>>376666502
https://www.gta5-mods.com/player/2b-a2-nier-automata-add-on-ped-replace
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/addonpeds-asi-pedselector
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/menyoo-pc-sp

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>>376664875
hello anon i just completed ending E 10 minutes ago ask me anything

>>376666231
>fucking nothing to discuss about this game besides the fapbait?
This game and Nier 1 has plenty of shit to discuss. Even more if you consider Drakengards lore. If you ever saw a Nier thread before the franchise jumped into permavirgin territory with Automata you would know this.

>>376666515
>I want to style on my enemies
You can though. Also since he's perfectly capable of taking out enemies quickly by fighting you don't need to hack everything.

>>376666702
What did you think of the game
What was your favorite scene

>>376667063
Show me a video of 9S styling on enemies.
protip: quick kills aren't styling

>>376667163
>protip: quick kills aren't styling

Fuck off DMC3 toddler

Someone explain to me how the multiple ending system works. I just finished the carnival level and I really don't see much replay value in this game. Especially running trough the empty world is really boring.

>>376662657
The combat is surprisingly shallow for a Platinum game.

It's definitely a story/cool scenarios game and not a strong character action game.

>>376667364
Not an argument.

>>376667391
2b scenario
9s scenario(basically the same as 2b's)
then starts the real game

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>Installation finally finishes
>What do you think I am? Some kind of faggot? Of course I'm going to play on very hard
>The boss hits me once
>Get sent to the title screen
>Have to do that whole 30 minute segment all over again and you apparently can't skip cutscenes in this game

I know the game warned me but fuck.

>>376667391
You only need to replay the game once as 9S, which has a couple additional scenes and some really good sidequests. After that the game is completely new. There's only one true ending, and you'll know it when you see it.

>>376667468
So I guess anything after the second run is completely different?

>>376664253
Not him, but that is completely wrong. It is common knowledge that no matter if you have a girlfriend, fiancee or a wife, no matter how it she is, you're still gonna find the time to fap. It actually makes it look like you've never had pussy, because that is what virgins always thought "oh, once I have a girlfriend, Im never gonna fap again hah". Good luck bud, hope you get some

>>376667621
Cutscenes are skipable but not the in-game talking shit where you can move. Don't be a bitch and beat it on very hard, or be a little pussy and beat the prologue on easy and switch difficulties after.

This game would be better without a level system.

>>376667705
Exactly.

>>376667621
Same here.
Had to settle for hard at the start.
You can change it after you save but shit still one-hit killed me on Hard so I left it as it is.
Also theres a lot of camera angle bullshit in this game that seems really unfair for a one-hit death mode.

>>376667705
most of the endings are gimmicks.

go self-destruct in the bunker to see what I mean.

>>376668030
Definitely, would help to unfuck the balancing of the game.

>>376667705
Multiple playthroughs is a meme. You play route a then you basically repeat route a but play as 9S whith different sidequests and some changes during towards the end of route b. Then you get route c which is entirely new. So at most you have to 'replay' a third of the game.

>>376666640
are all those mods required? I've never modded gta v before.

>>376662384

Why does this ass trigger /v/ so much? You can't post an image of her without half a dozen autists reee-ing about how ass is killing /v/.

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>>376667161
pretty boring gameplay loop but plot and world kept me rolling and im glad it did
idk about favorite scene, didnt really like ending E that much, I guess I hyped it up to be something completely different and it was kind of a letdown


when i started i was hoping for lots of character development between 9s and 2b the entire game but 2b got swept under the rug really early

>>376668310
2 are and the one requires mods. The trainer is just handy for things.

>>376667413
I don't care about your "arguments", you already fucked up your franchise, don't spread your cancer everywhere else.

>>376668336
It's a fact that fapposting is killinh /v/ though. /v/ is the most underage board on 4chan after all.

>>376668336
Nier is one of the main targets for shitposting right now since it recently got cracked.

>>376668453
>you already fucked up your franchise
???
If you're talking about DmC, that sold so fucking shit and Tameme is now a mobile games dev. If anything it was a message to stick to the good shit and the devs hopefully got it.

>>376662940
There's a hole. Someone else will find out soon.

>>376668575
Obviously i am talking about fucking Devil May Cry 3: No Moveset 9001HP Potato Sack Edition

just popping into this thread to ask if the original Nier has any chance of PC port. It's seen a big bump in used prices on PS3.

I saw that vanquish is getting one. Sega is ok with me.

>>376668456
>It's a fact that fapposting is killinh /v/ though
This. This bullshit needs to be contained into one daily thread.

>>376659739
>>376651815
>>376660089
>>376668647
>>376664004
>>376659748
>>376668721
>>376656656
>>376641509
>>376636614

Just a quick rundown of the catalogue, so Im sure there is even more.

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>>376664875

Just finished ending C,D and E

What a ride man.

>>376667391
It means each time you get to the end of a chapter it sends you back to the title screen so you can play the same content with a different character

>>376663132
Legend of Korra.

>>376669231
what I dont understand is why cant they just go to fucking /e/.

>>376669426
Too bad this shit is accepted as """""""board culture""""""""" and mods dont do shit against it, despite this is one of the bigger reasons /v/ is such a shithole these days.

>>376669231
I bet you're the type of faggot to post in twitter and youtube e-celeb threads

>>376669231

The catalog has 150 threads. Click on something else you autistic retard.

>>376664119
Is this a thighs period?

So there is no punishment for spamming the fuck out of dodges?

>>376669689
waifu threads have always been here and i don't really have a problem with them despite being cancer, but any time someone posts this game there is a 95% chance it is going to be MUH DIK shitposting. the only other (non-porn) game in recent memory that nearly always devolves into porn is senran kagura, which has been rightly banned from this board.

>>376669784
Only something like kirby threads are free of this shit.

>>376669689

Why would the mods ban images of video game characters? This is literally "ban it because I don't like it".

Automata is kind of ugly now that I'm seeing it in person. It's like a late PS3 game.

>>376669994
No, in fact you kinda have to with certain attacks, like those spinning blades at the start of the game.

>>376662384
any Skyrim mod?

>>376670008
At least in case of Senran Kagura you could argue that this was the main appeal of the game. Nier has so fucking much to offer and it gets completly reduced to fucking fanservice.

>>376670015

Plenty of threads are free of it. Not that it matters to you autists, I've seen Nier threads with 300+ posts, eight images total, three of them are of 2B, and you'll still cry that the thread is nothing but ass.

>>376670367
You have no room to speak when you say this in a thread where the main topic is body parts of 2B.

>>376670162
Character models and animation are excellent, but then again it's always been like this for action titles (even baby tier ones). The walk/run cycle and "transition" animations are really impressive. Can't think of a single game with a better walk cycle, and yes i am saying this partially because of the fap potential, there's merit in that.

>>376670367
i've seen gayporn shitposting threads with serious discussion hit the bump limit. white whale examples mean nothing when the vast majority of threads about a given topic are hot fucking garbage.

Somehow I don't like how small 2B feels like in the game. She feels like a fuck doll.

>>376668446
After finishing ending A and B I was pretty annoyed that it was almost entirely identical. Game would have benefitted from calling them "episodes" and consolidating A and B into 1 episode with less repetition.

>>376670227
Apparently someone ported her model to Skyrim.
Though I'm not sure how good it looks.

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>>376669601
Has deeper combat.

>>376670527
>Character models
Ass and thighs yes but the rest is very bad.

>The walk/run cycle and "transition" animations are really impressive. Can't think of a single game with a better walk cycle
It's only walk>run+sprint, there's no full analog movement.

PS2 games did this better, man.

>>376664484
Cuck.

How do people still fap to 2B when she doesn't have an asshole or a vagina?

>>376670545

>white whale

There were good nier threads literally every day after the game came out. Still are a few, and at this point denuvo shitposting outweighs ass threads anyway.

>>376671168
It's been confirmed androids can have these parts.

>>376671361
Yeah, if they are made for the purpose to have sex. 2B is a combat unit, there is literally no chance that she has those parts.

jesus fuck the 3d modelers really outdid themselves on the thighs, I like to imagine that they got some jav stars in and followed them around the office with their faces next to their crotches for a few weeks, like what they did with the lion king

>>376671509
>there is literally no chance that she has those parts
He said they CAN have them, not that they do.

>>376671606
>like what they did with the lion king
What did they do?

>>376671745
>What did they do?
They got some jav stars in and followed them around the office with their faces next to their crotches for a few weeks

>>376671745
They looked at real lions to animate the movement as real as possible. Every creator does this kind of thing, it's a matter of how far you are willing to go with your reference.

>>376662384
I never used self-destruct other than for the ending at the bunker.

Maybe it's just me, but I fucking hate thongs. Sure, you see 95% of her ass, but there's something about it that seems terribly unflattering to the size/shape of a girl's ass.

Give me some proper pantsu or short-shorts like A2 has, and that looks flattering and sexy.

>>376671509
There's a lot of other non combat aspects to her design, and the androids are trying to be as close to the human form as possible. Not saying she 100% definitely has them the but if they went so far as to give combat androids the abilty to cry I wouldn't be surprised.

>>376671951
Since androids communicate there is nothing wrong with this kind of functions.

We have seen hundreds of dead androids on the field and non of them had sexual organs.

>>376671950
I do agree with this post. It's a shame the costume DLC is shit tier.

>>376671950
I just realized this is supposed to be a thong. I thought that was the stitching of the pantyhose.

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>emil shows up and starts blaring his meme song during the devola/popola tower scene

>>376664325
>hi, I'm johnny knoxville and today we're gonna do the triple penetration.

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>>376672315
It's a leotard not a thong.

>>376672191
I like it, but i wish it didn't have the bandages.

>>376671509
>2B is a combat unit
Did you play the game?

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A2 > 2B

2B doesn't really sound like an emotionless robot at all.

She sounds like she wants to step on my balls and make me gag on a strap on.

>>376672552
Do you know if the DLC is on-disk? When you bought it did the game download files?

>>376672702
Not that long but as long as she isn't a sex unit my point stands.

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Japanese 2B > English 2B
English 9S > Japanese 9S

>>376672836
Shes literally a repurposed sex unit

>>376672552
It's a leotard with a thong back. Same thing, just made into a one-piece.

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>>376672801
>english dub

2B is sub as fuck. Just look at the way she doesn't resist as she gets penetrated hard by A2

>>376672836
>sex unit
You know the androids aren't just mindless robots, they're sentient beings who even get into relationships with each other, they may well install sex organs regardless of what unit they are.

>>376672994
Is this legit? No one else has mentioned that.
>>376673282
Maybe they can request sex parts but they definitely don't have this as the default if they don't need them. With 2B being really stoic and mission focused she would either have them because she was build with it or not at all.

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>>376665757

Are you 15 years old?

>>376673465
I bet she would get them after ending E though.

>>376673641
>piratefag
>underage

Checks out

>>376666768
Original Nier has plenty to discuss. Automata barely has anything to talk about.
"Robots have feelings so are they human?" Fucking there you go. That's ALL Automata is. Every single side-quest with the exception of MAYBE two are literal nothings.
Original Nier has a bunch of different characters that all had their own stories, arcs and conclusions. Even a bunch of side-quests had great storylines to go with them. It also made the bullet hell sections feel better since it doesn't overuse them like Automata can't help but do plus special attacks with Weiss were rad as fuck. Aside from a sex robot Automata is a step down in almost every single way. The ending was the only thing they got right. And even then it's just a "you win no matter what as long as the servers are up" section so it doesn't really matter.

>>376662463
Is the pupper okay?

>>376673685
>not born with it but later added trough operation
Still trash tier.

>>376662384
sounds like you're enjoying the game, buy it then scrub

>>376664923
You know the drill.

>>376664686
Thigh's are nice, but they're only great if they have an equally great ass to compliment them.

The true tragedy is using fast travel resets her skirt. God I fucking hate that even though it makes sense given the context of how it works.

>>376672959
Nah, english 9s completely changes the character, he goes from submissive shy twink to quirky smart ass.

I mean, it's not bad, maybe even equal, but it deviates from the original so much I can't accept it as superior or anything like that, mostly because the whole english translation feel pretty butchered, I played enough of both with my half assed nip to see they simplified a lot of the dialogues..

so only fappes that aren't into jrpg nor even anime pirating nier automata just for 2slut? well no wonder why this game's community is the most worst

>>376673986
shes better with the skirt

>>376674043
I literally couldn't play with japanese voices because 9S sounds like a huge generic shota fag instead of having actual character with his english voice.

>>376665757
That's it?

There are people in India and eastern Europe who eat the placenta after a woman gives birth.

Try harder nigga.

>>376673986
Get the dressing curtain thing from emil.

>>376673772
Looks like the point of the game went completely over your head.

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While the butthole was indeed shopped by me, it was posted on /v/ first and only later reposted on twitter and other media.

I'm sure it helped to sell thousands of copies of Nier Automata and magnetized a lot of attention.

/v/ - the greatest hero and the savior of quality vidya.

>>376672427
I like the part of the song where he forgets the lyrics and just starts going "doodoo doo doo dah" and humming

I'm getting frustrated after playing with FAR for the past hour. The game runs about as well as a jello river.

>>376674247
The what now?

>>376674448
how do you even get the camera that close? the stupid camera always cucks you, I tried ladders but the camera still remains bellow you so far away, in the normal mode it always goes to the fucking side, and even if you trick it somehow to see the butt 2b shooes it away.

Is there some secret I don't know? being that close is impossible for me.

>>376673980
To have nice thighs, you have to have nice hips. If you have nice hips, you'll have a nice ass.

It all ties together my brother, but if you see nice thighs, it pretty much guarantees the quality of the rest.

The only thing up in the air at that point is the vag.

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>>376674090
This

Why did they even come here?

>>376674682
The Dress Module
Emils a handy merchant

>>376674902
A and B Nines look baller
I wish he had different costumes
And he'd look better with longer pants

>>376674902
>that cute hood

Ahhhhhhh

>>376662940
Yoko Taro revealed in an interview that androids, if they choose, can grow genitals. They can even produce a fluid similar to semen.

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>>376674902
>that pantyhose version

MUH

>>376674902
I wish we got some of these as alt outfits instead.

>>376674682
The dress module lets you permanently switch between normal and self-destruct mode. It carries on between playthoughs too, so you could be playing as 9S and stare at hot 2B leotard all playthrough.

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>pirate nier
>random slowdowns everywhere

CAUSE WE'RE GONNA SHOUT IT LOUD

>>376675214
>>376674917

Oh shit. Didn't even know this existed. What position does he sell it from? Near the resistance camp?

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>>376674902

>>376675373
Yeah, same place where he sells the fists I think.

>>376675294
EVEN IF OUR WORDS SOUND MEANINGLESS

>>376675536
Good gravy those fucking hips

>>376675536

>We didn't got thong robot

WHY

I NEED THIS

I DIDN'T KNEW I NEEDED IT

BUT NOW I DO

>>376675536
>self destruct doesn't give you the right image

I feel bamboozled.

>>376674843
Like you can see on this graph the fat distribution of legs, hips and ass is individual which means you can have a bad ass even if you have good everything else.

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>>376675948
Forgot graph.

Witcher 3 man. Every time Ciri came on screen. Or Triss. or Yen. Or the herbalist who bends over.

90% of the women in that game are super hot man.

2B is also fantastic.

>>376675129
You've heard Pat and Clemps spoilercast didn't you?

>>376670953
I don't think you understand what the word "animation" means

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>>376662384
>9S exposed legs

I never played it. Please show me

>>376676225
Of course

>>376676203
>She wears an even lewder leotard than 2B
>The artists even drew out the characters underwear, despite it never being seen in game
Nice

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>>376665757
That's actually hilarious, though.

>>376676348
I'm so fucking mad with the after ending Taro wrote!
It was all for fucking nothing!

>>376676651
Well you never know, Taro adds more shit to his stories, as weve seen, and he may add more to this.

>>376676323

this image has it >>376672552

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>>376662384

>>376676718
thanks, Anon. So self-destructing does that for some reason, I see

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>Cutscene shows 9S dying slowly
>Cutscene shows 9S stabbing 2B over and over whilst screaming

I can't stop laughing

>>376667621
>Decide to play on hard
>get to the first boss after the bullet hell segment
>die in one hit from the boss
>do this for 50 mins before I switch to normal
>difference between normal and hard is night and day
fml

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my game crashes sometimes, any fix?

>>376677435
Apparently some dude made a mod that fix some stuff but he made it so it only works with legit copies.
I pirated and my game started to crash sometimes too but its not that often.

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>>376674902
>far right 2B's stockings

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>>376674902
Somewhat unrelated but I really want a 9S costume that looks like this
We could even go full noir and give him a shoulder holster

>>376671745
They got actual lions into the office to watch them walk around

>>376677902
and a fedora

I would ask both 2B and 9S to sit on my face.

>>376663037
except the gameplay is awful, watered down, and pathetically easy

>>376677971
No

>>376678107
Nice opinion

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MY STUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF'S SO CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>376677685
can you stop with pirate shit you cunt non weeb

pc bastard

>>376679178
Is that supposed to be taro

>>376679269
>waaaaah stop pirating you dummy

Can we please get the children out of /v/ already

>>376676319
Are you really this stupid or is this a sad attempt at damage control?

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>>376662384
>>even 9S exposed legs are hot too for some reason

where do I do the subquests to unlock the other outfits?

>>376679269
2chan pls go

>>376681291
dlc

>>376677435
my game crashed sometimes when i played for like 1 hour, i started to open the steam emulator with administrator privileges and it hasn't crashed in 4 hours, try that.

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>>376676897
>every time 9S meets A2, he falls into something

>pirates
>PCcucks
>thiccfags
>waifufags
Ah, the holy quaternity of cancer all in one thread. Mods, delete this thread.

>>376682085
and then theres this faggot

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I don't understand Yoko's madness.
If I can heal to full health just by saving and reloading, then why not just let me fucking heal at save points?

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>No one has posted the superior android.

>>376682742
These asians surely understand the fact that clothed with a bit of skin showing is superior

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>MSAA x8
>34 fps
>MSAA x2
>37 fps
>MSAA off
>60fps

How the fuck...

>>376662384
>I'm not even an ass man for fuck sake!
You are now, welcome

>>376662463
Did anybody automatically hear imogen heap - hide and seek when the screen faded to pale?

I WISH I COULD GET THAT FAR WITHOUT A WHITE FUCKING SCREEN.
REEEEEERRERRR

>>376683389
>playing on PC

>>376683612
>implying it's better on ps4
Difference is on pc you can fix it sometimes or upgrade.

How do you fix the MGS crash that came with FAR? Can only play for an few minutes before it suddenly crashed

>>376679269
>non weeb
You don't have to be a weeb to like Nier

>>376663294
>all enemies look the same but with different variations and sizes
In other words all the enemies look different.

Brilliant assessment, familia.

>>376662384
You were always an ass man. Now you are just massively aware of it.

>>376683648
And on the PS4 I played the game without issues

>>376681840
What do if I don't have steam emu on my crack (I used the fix)

>>376662657
You're assuming right. I played the demo, it's shallow as fuck. It's just waifubait.

>>376683938
Really heard there is a bug where it caps at 30fps and sometimes even drops lower?

>>376681840
What steam emu you using ? And whitescreen/frozen video crash?

>>376684420
works4me

Anyone have a link to the rest of the artbook scans?

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These crashes are fucking annoying
I managed to finish Ending A and fix the startup crashes with the fixed crack, but just now I was doing 9S's part of the story and fucking crashed. It's like the 20th time now. Any solutions? I have a r9 280x and i5

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>>376662384
I'm a Prepubescent: The Thread

>>376684954
Isnt there an AMD fix on the steam forums?

>>376685076
t. heterosexual woman

>>376685093
No

>>376685093
>>376685254
Yes, something about using older drivers afaik.

>>376685336
Which doesn't work for many, many people. Including myself.

>>376664484
i'm glad you'll never get it, cuck

>>376684954
Fixed crack?

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>>376676161
>that herbalist

god i wanna motorboat those cheeks

>>376681153
damage control for what you mongoloid?

>>376685450
Yeah I searched around and someone made a fixed crac of baldmans

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/comments/6a04gx/nier_automata_fixed_by_baldman/

It solved the startup crashes for me, but now the game will crash occasionally. Could be 45 min in or 2 hours in. It's just really random for me.

>>376684954
Feels good being part of the master race though amirite

>>376685637
I actually own a PS4. I'm just a cheap dude

>>376685812
And look where cheaping out brought you.

>>376684954
Still more stable than a skyrim playthrough.

>>376685812
>number of good recent games can be counted on a single hand
>pirates it instead of supporting developers who still care

>>376685457
>>376676161
pic of said herbalist?
haven't played the witcher games yet.

>>376676651
>>376676715
Mr. Clemps got rused. He actually apologized about that bit on Twitter.

Turns out those transcripts were given that abd end on PURPOSE. The actual Concert scene shows 9S waking up, much to the surprise of everyone.

>>376685860
Yeah it's really annoying but I'm trying to fight it. The game runs really well on my PC it's just these crashes. Might just wait for another future crack.

>>376685990
I'm just that cheap I don't really care about that stuff

>>376686060
If you don't believe me, here's the confirmation.

http://nier2.com/blog/2017/05/07/nierautomata-concert-evening-show-may-5th/

A2 apparently stays dead tho

>>376662384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rzzE1PIM3g

> 9S going nuclear singlehandedly ended the Machine War amd brought change to machine society for the first time
I assume the Forest King was such a great King that the new Machine Network started adopting a Monarchy.

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>>376686268
She's not even mentioned. Taro specifically stated in a QA that her fate, like the rest of the cast, is left open to interpretation. Plus even Taro wouldn't just leave one of the characters for dead after you fought to revivce them.

Wait, it's been cracked?

>>376686503
bypassed

>>376686082
Start keeping a record of how much effort you put into getting shit for free and living "cheap" vs how much effort you put into improving your position so that you can get whatever you want legitimately. That's what we grown-up, successful interneters call the "huehue" scale.

>>376686429
Agree, although I could see a reason why she'd refuse to wake up given everyone she loved is gone.

Overall, i'm just glad we got rused because when I heard the bad end I was legitimalnly sad

>>376686543
>Playable without dishing out 80 Canadian fun bucks because of our ridiculous vidya prices

Is what I'm hearing. Haven't seen it on my usual sites.

>>376686593
>legitimalnly
Is there something you want to tell us?

>>376686568
I'm only an intern at a small company right now so I like to be cheap whenever I can be. I know you don't like it but that's just how I am. Would rather save up.

>tfw KONO MAMA JA DAME KONO MAMA JA DAME KONO MAMA JA DAME KONO MAMA JA DAME KONO MAMA JA DAME KONO MAMA JA DAME KONO MAMA JA DAME

What is the name of this fucking song

>>376686661
If that's not the right word I'm sorry. Not native english speaker so my grammar checker may have failed me. I just wanted to say it really got me upset.

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>>376686645
>Haven't seen it on my usual sites.
this?

Reminder that Concert Ending E follows Route C not D

>>376686771
Birth of a Wish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGwbNGqxzw

You really didn't try hard searching for it, did you?

>>376686543
>bypassed
no, it was cracked.

Are there going to be undodgeable attacks later on? Are can I really just become immune to damage by mashing R2?

>>376686827
>fitgirl torrent on a private tracker
how fucking stupid can you be?

>>376686961
No
Yes

Game's combat is really uninspiring as a whole

Never even heard of this game until this thread but damn.

That shits tempting af.

>>376687094
>Never even heard of this game until this thread but damn.
Weak bait

>>376687094
Have you missed the last 3 months of /v/?

So I'm kind of reluctant to buy this on PC now because of all these crash reports. Did they say when they will patch it?

>>376687003
Not same anon and I respect your opinion, but am I the only one who is okay with the combat being simplified?

I can play all other Platinum games just fine. But I'm just fine with having a simplier combat on a RPG like this.

Reminds me how Okami's combat (despite being Kamiya-made) wasn't a big complex thing but had enough but it didn't matter.

Not trying to defend the game since I can see why people would have wanted a more meaty series of combos and stuff. It just never bothered me, that's all.

>>376687165
KEK 2 months later and they still haven't fixed all these problems. The port is complete garbage.

>>376687142
On his defense those las 3 months have been 20% Actual NieR discussion 80% shitposting or people whining WHERE'S STEAM VER/WHERE'S CRACK

>>376687142
Yes.

>>376687231
There's a difference between something being simplified and something being boring. In NieR: Automata I settled on my favorite moveset very quickly on and then just repeated it until the end of the game.

After the songstress there was not a single fight with any sort of nontrivial mechanic to it. Everything after that point was just a damage sponge, especially since by that point you have so many chips that the game is basically trivial anyway, even on hard.

Meanwhile very hard is just “bad hitboxes: the game”.

>>376686961
>>376687003
I dont know if bait or just retards but try playing on Hard/VeryHard mode and spam R2.
See how that works for you.
You don't get invincibility frames after a dodge.

To be honest I don't even know if I can fault you faggots playing on Easy and Normal.
Watched some dude playing on Normal and the boss was a complete joke compared to harder modes.

>>376670227
Zenithar's Workshop has a 2B outfit
It also has the Father Mask and Dohmnall's helmet but who cares

>>376687501
The only difficult part about Hard is the tutorial level and only because you don't have +HP chips yet.

>>376687501
I am playing on hard.

And what do you mean you don't get invincibility frames after a dodge? I literally made it through the tutorial BECAUSE the invincibility frames allow you to mash your way through the multi-hit chainsaw blades, the spinning flying drone guys, and the little fucks that surround you and shoot grape balls at you.

>>376687570
>tutorial level
>hard

lol no.
Even on hard and my first time I breezed through that part.
Bosses and mobs of enemies are the real problem.
Now if you do some fag shit like farm plug-ins to make yourself overpowered or grind for level then fuck you, of course its gonna be easy.

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>>376672702
>>376672836
>>376672994
>>376673282

>They don't know 2B's real designation

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>>376687917
Boner executioner

>>376688140
Does she execute boners or does she execute using a boner?

>>376688193
Depends which chip you use.

>>376664937
>people only have sex with hot girls
not him, what kind of conclusion is this?

>>376662940
>>376663738
>>376663738
>>376663759
>>376668665
>>376675129
>>376676225
>>376676348
>>376676651
Robots do have holes. Remember they were born to love humans and serve them. Humans obviously want their robots to have holes.

>this thread
>model already extracted
praise jesus

>>376665869
I, personally, am.
Pretty face is the first thing I look for.