You hear a knock on your door and you open it. Phil Fish is

Close the door

flip the level around so he gets trapped behind the door

>>376651735
ask him how his career is going

>>376651780
/thread

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when did you grow up and realize he was right all along?

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what Phil Fish's real name?

>>376652571
Phillet-O-Fish

>>376651735
Stand there and take it
I deserve it...

[internally regrets moving to Montreal]

Probably invite him in for cold-pressed juice and talk about David Foster Wallace until he takes a nap on my turquoise L-shaped sofa.

Too many years of shitposting and now any time I open a door I can't help but get on the floor

>>376653213
What a terrible city

>>376651735
You started a career in Montreal and I couldn't. Yes, am jelly. Get off my property.

Suck his dick.

Choke on it.

>>376651735
Toss him into Lake Ontario so he can swim back to his disgusting home province.

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>starts to mock me
I let him go until he folds his arms and asks me if I "have anything to say about that"

Then I do a BertStare.jpg and flatly say "I only played Fez for literally an hour at most because puzzles are fucking gay" and quietly shut the door

>>376653564
>started a career

he got government funding for that piece of shit game, he didn't start shit

>>376653754
K well his game was really good, if nothing else.

>>376651735
Pull him inside and lock him in my garage. I would chain him to the middle of the room and leave him there to die.

>>376653319
You hear a knock on your door and you open it.

Phil Fish is on the floor and he walks the dinosaur.

What do you do?

>>376651735
Post mfw I'm not Phil Fish.

Why is there 2 threads about this hipster fucker right now on /v/?

>>376651735
Invite him into my house. Serve him a drink but whilst he's ranting about how much of a retard, I'm putting a special tablet in his drink. He falls asleep and wakes up in my garage tied up.

I will now dress him up in Waifu cosplay for shitposting purposes.

>>376652426
you can be right and still be an absolute asshole at the same time

>>376651735
Who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3_njGussgU

Bid him farewell while thanking him for all the fish.

Trap him into my shit den and force him to make Fez 2, and he can't come out until it's at least 3x as good as Fez 1

>Phil Fish
>Philf ish
>PhILF
>Phil I'd Like to Fuck

>>376651735
I'd tell him QR scanning something is not a puzzle and tell him to go bother Blow or Disasterpeace for money.

>>376653319
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR

>>376651735
why does he make this stupid fucking face?

>>376651735
top tier

Release the hounds.

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>>376651735
tell him canada will be nuked as a show of power to USA from their enemy if a nuclear war ever breaks out and cities in quebec would be the prime targets because literally no one gives a fuck about them other than themselves

>>376651735
Whip out my erect penis and fire a generous amount of semen into his beard, causing him to run away in shame.

>>376651735
I ask him when he's going to make the next Meat Boy game.