>Mexico’s Federal Police yesterday intercepted a shipment

>>376612787

Why is there some guy in Maryland trying to smuggle in spiders? What could he possibly be up to? Explain yourselves, Marylanders

>>376612787
can you link the article next time so i can filter your shitty threads please?

>>376612787

>Nintendo has spiders
>PS4 has cockroaches
>PC's catch on fire

Based Xbox wins again!

>>376612787
But why?

>>376612995
>Xbox has no games

>>376612787
>literally just cutting-and-pasting articles from Kotaku

WOW GREAT THREAD DRINK BLEACH

>>376612867
>>376613007
With any animal being smuggled it's always

Exotic pet
For food
For some bullshit "medicine"

The question is which he wanted them for and why.

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>>376612787

obligatory

>>376613102
this is more interesting than the other threads

>>376613007
spiders are great companions and awesome pets
everyone should keep several

>>376612995
Do the newer models have a rrod equivalency?

>>376613260
You should actually kill yourself for being an obnoxious shitposter

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>>376612995
Dude, Xbone produces oil.

>Live a few miles away from Hanover
>Occasionally buy a lot or two of Famicom bootlegs
N-not trying to start a spider army, I swear.

Poor spiders, that must have sucked ass being stuck in a little tube and shipped across the world on a fucking cargo plane

>>376613142
>For food
I dont think that any country but Cambodia eats spiders, and even then they have them in spades.

>>376613260
dumbass

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>>376612787
They're bringing spiders.
They're bringing bootlegs.
They're pirates.

I can only imagine this being done for some kind of rare spider poison or something that has a lot of value?

Who knows

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>>376613185
Fuck off.

>>376613260
>he wasnt in the thread

ahahaha kys my man

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>73 tubes of spiders

>>376613170
Ah good, someone already posted it.
I always get depressed at the end of Christmas day when the festivities are over and fuck that cheered me up that year.

>>376615470
> live in deep Patagonia
> spiders keep killing my cows

Fuck Spider apologist

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>>376616721
>>376616854
stop

>>376616854
as a child i was bit and killed by a black widow spider and ever since then i've been afraid of them

>>376617060
>Ghost posting

>>376617060
>black widow spider
That's African American widow spider you racist ghost.

>>376612995
>>PC's catch on fire
when you're too retarded to check your temps

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>>376617060

>>376617060
>underageb&

>>376617167
I believe the preferred term is spider of color

>>376617325
Hello ratto

>>376617285
>Person of Color is pc now.
>Colored Person is racist
Explain this. Are SJWs bringing back apartheid?

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>>376617420
squeek

>>376617475
horseshoe theory

>>376617325
>>376617538
What happened here?

>>376616764
Are giant spiders invading your farm or what? How can a fucking spider kill a cow?

>>376617593
the rat died

F

>>376617593
Just guessing from the picture, somehow the mouse got inside the case but couldn't get out and probably starved to death. Owner probably noticed a weird smell and popped his computer open to investigate

>>376617593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

Imagine this except with squeaking.

>>376617610
Poison, probably.

>>376613170
One spider, shedding it's exo over a course of time, they all didn't "wake up" the thread was just fake entertainment, acting.

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>>376616854
it's a black widow, too...

>>376617863
Just suck that bitch out.

>>376617863
venom, more accurately

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Here's your controller bro

>>376617813
The end actually made me jump.

>>376612787
not only do the god damn mexicans smuggle themselves and their cocaine into the usa. but they smuggle their insects and filth too. what in the fuck is wrong with this race?

>>376612787
What kind of spiders though?

>>376617813
YAMETE KUDASAI

>>376617813
>>376617991
...these people are just suicidal aren't they.

>>376617819
>you are a genuine dick sucker
kek

>>376617813
HE'S FAST

>>376618127
>I've never seen this before
I fucking hate nu-/v/.

>>376618032
The spiders could have been from any part of the world, not necessarily Mexico.

>>376617475
I think it has more to do with the way terms have been used historically than anything else. It was normal for people to refer to blacks as "coloreds" or "colored people" in the context of "those people who are worse than us." Basically the same thing as nigger. No one's saying there is anything inherently evil about the sound waves produced when you say it, but there's a history behind it.

>>376616721
>Black widow
>Highly venomous
>Common where I live

Guess I'll check my head phones every time now. Th-thanks.

>>376618214
You should be happy about spreading joy to new people

>>376617593
Mice and rats make their way into PCs

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>>376617991
:D

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>>376618356
Forgot my image. Consider buying PC cases that have smaller exhaust ports

>>376617918
Nah. I smacked one of those mud dauber turds at camp long ago and like 25 paralyzed spiders fell out.

>>376618241
mexico IS the biggest smuggler's entrance into the US and many foreign nationals used it to bring in who knows what. i believe it.

BUILD
WALL

>>376618441
Interesting, I didn't realize this was a common thing. I guess they're attracted to the heat?

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Ever since I saw that gif of a spider under a toilet seat I've checked underneath mine before I set down every single time without fail. And I saw that gif YEARS ago.

>>376618441
I have two hyperactive cats. No mouse that dares set foot in my apartment is going to last long enough to get in my computer.

>>376612787
>illegal spiders trying to get into this country
fucking 8 legged freaks need to STAY OUT

>>376618563
Post said cats

mexico needs to fuck off

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>>376618650

>>376618754
>tabby and painted

:3

>>376618754
adorable yo

>>376618754
>apartment
id kick your cats out if you lived in my apartment.

>>376618754
>chilling out by the window
>hyperactive
pretty cute cats otherwise

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>>376612787
>buy games
>buy several games
>really buy a bunch of games
>give them as gift to a toddler
>tfw toddler wakes up to a present full of spiders

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>>376613170
>imgur filename

>>376617918
Mud dauber wasps do pack their nest full of paralyzed spiders (or other specific bugs) for their babbys to eat when they hatch.
Sometimes they twitch a bit, but usually the venom fucks the spider up too much to ever recover.

>>376613260
>people replying to you like they didn't see the imgur filename

you're alright

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>>376618930
>tfw toddler wakes up to a present full of spiders

>>376612787

I had this idea a few years back to smuggle several live Brazilian Wandering Spiders across Latin America and into the US to unleash inside of a school.

>>376613478
>free oil for fries
The console that keeps on giving.

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>>376618971
>being able to recognize an imgur filename

>>376618754
That tux cat is a suave motherfucker

>>376618907
Well that's why I found an apartment that allows cats, anon

>>376618913
Well obviously that doesn't mean they run around 24 hours a day, they are cats after all. In the mornings they play tag chasing each other from one end of the apartment to the other. I can't leave anything breakable out or they will jump all over the furniture and knock it down.

>>376613170
I miss old /v/.

>>376617420
What's Ted Cruz doing posting here?

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>>376618754

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>>376619281
>old /v/
>Wii U

>>376619281
>old /v/
>2013

>>376619320
>Cat Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

>>376619065
>being a uneducated mongrel
Knowing is half the bate.

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>>376613170
I took part in that thread.
Fuck, it's true, we're here forever.

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>>376612787
>physical video games

"no"

>>376619320
>i hate mondays so much

>>376612787
Imagine being human and finding all those spiders in your 112th son's cartridge.

Terrifying.

>>376618552
i did the exact same thing, also done it every piss/shit for years. was probably the same gif where it goes onto his leg at a public toilet

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>>376619732

>>376619732
Imagine being at computers. So fat you look and see food.

>>376612787
BUT WHAT SPECIES OF SPIDER WERE THEY!?

>>376617991
Black widows are not as dangerous as the media makes them out to be

>>376615147
Okay I'll give you this one Don

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>>376619320
>>376619425
He does tend to look dejected or grumpy all the time even when he's super comfy. He likes to burrow into my comforter for naps.

>>376620045
t. black widow

>>376618214
Not everyone here is 30 and spent the last decade on 4chan

I bet you're a virgin too

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>Pass the toilet paper brah

>>376618097
Black Widows don't usually kill unless you're very old, young or sickly. An adult could survive a bite.

>>376619415
nu-/v/ is everything post GG

>>376620045

>Black widows are not as dangerous as the media makes them out to be

Now imagine putting on some headphones that had a black widow spider hiding inside and have it sneak deep into your inner ear where it proceeds to bite you and you permanently lose your hearing in that ear.

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>>376620161
>tfw owner is a faggot

>>376620271
>instead of biting it crawls into your ass

>>376620045
this is true of most venomous spiders. Brown recluses aren't that bad either, and they only live in the midwest but people constantly think they see them everywhere from california to pennsylvania.

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>>376620361

>>376616721
FUCK

>>376620382

>Brown recluses aren't that bad either

But what if a brown recluse spider bites me in the balls and I end up getting necrosis there and then need to get my balls surgically removed?

>>376620382
Recluses have relatives that leave pretty nasty welts, though. They look just like their distant cousins.

>>376618542
But anon, spiders can climb walls

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>>376620981

>>376620893
That would suck. Avoid putting your balls in any dark basement corners and you should be fine, though.

>>376612787

Awww I just watched the video and saw that the spiders were too damn small to be any potentially deadly species.

>>376617813
HA-HAYAI!

>>376621405

>That would suck. Avoid putting your balls in any dark basement corners and you should be fine, though.

I was in a public restroom at some remote gas station in Northern California a few months back and saw a pretty big spider climbing on the wall behind the toilet while I was taking a piss. I considered kicking the spider but then worried that I might miss and that it would fall to the ground, climb up my shoes and into my pants, then bite me in the dick, and then I'd have to get my dick amputated.

>>376621446
If you are a healthy adult with no allergies, there are no deadly spiders.

>>376621646
Brown recluses aren't "pretty big," for one thing.

Second they are some very accurately named spiders. They are brown, and also reclusive. They avoid human contact if they can possibly help it and tend to stay in dark hidden places. 99% of the time when someone actually gets bitten by one it's because it was hiding in a glove they put on or something like that. You basically have to corner the spider and make direct contact with it before it will bite you. Otherwise it will just run away.

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>>376616721

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>>376614642
>cambodia
>spades

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>>376620045
You probably won't die but it would be extremely painful

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>>376612995
The real danger of the Xbone is that it'll fall off the tall stacks in the warehouse and accidentally hurt someone.

>>376618016
Same, /v/ always makes me look like a jackass at Crispers

>>376622251
You're a big guy

>>376622251
Are there more charts like that for more areas?

>>376613478
>>376612995
I don't think we fully understand this technology yet

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>>376622530

>>376622007

>They avoid human contact if they can possibly help it and tend to stay in dark hidden places

The public restroom that I was in was pretty damn dark, damp, dirty, and disgusting. The spider was big enough to be seen in the dark, but not bigger than a brown recluse spider.

>You basically have to corner the spider and make direct contact with it before it will bite you. Otherwise it will just run away.

I've had some terrible luck with arthropods in the past. I had a giant cockroach scaling up some curtains at the head of the bed that I was trying to sleep in while I was staying at some shitty old house in Mexico back in 2006, and the roach just randomly decided to fly down and unto my face. I don't understand what the hell their problem is. Do they wanna die?

>>376622712
Roaches are completely different from brown recluse spiders. Those little shits don't give the slightest fuck about anything. They will walk right up to you, they think they are invincible. It's not that they wanna die it's just that evolution has made them so hardy that they are indifferent to death.

Much less likely to happen with a brown recluse, but even if one did start crawling on you, it would not bite you unless you did something to threaten it.

>>376622592

>if bitten try to catch the spider so you can identify it

WHAT

I DONT WANT TO GET BIT AGAIN

>>376623029

I found a spider quickly scurrying across my bed the other morning, but it was too dark to tell what species it was. It seemed to be just the right size for a brown recluse spider. It managed to hide somewhere underneath my bed and I haven't had the balls to go looking for it. Why must they find it necessary to crawl across a surface on which a large mammal is sleeping on?

>>376622251
>>376622592
Wow, good thing there are none of these in leafistan, get fucked americucks

>>376623302
but antitoxins

>>376623323
Where do you live? If the answer isn't somewhere in this line:
>The range lies roughly south of a line from southeastern Nebraska through southern Iowa, Illinois, and Indiana to southwestern Ohio. In the southern states, it is native from central Texas to western Georgia and north to Kentucky.[4][5]

Then it wasn't a brown recluse. Even if it was, it's unlikely to stay in an area that there's regular human activity around for long. They like isolated and undisturbed areas.

>>376623413
Can't be worse than Australia.

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>>376617028

>>376623537

Oh, shit, never mind then. For some reason I remembered reading somewhere that brown recluse spiders were here in California too. I must have been confusing them with desert recluse spiders.

We're going to build a wall, and the spiders will pay for it

>>376623792
But they can walk on walls.

>>376623749
>Oh, shit, never mind then. For some reason I remembered reading somewhere that brown recluse spiders were here in California too. I must have been confusing them with desert recluse spiders.

No, you probably did hear that. It's a rumor that gets thrown around constantly because of people's arachnophobia - they see any brown spider with a violin type marking on it and think it's a brown recluse. Local news outlets run stories there run away with it, never bothering to actually find out from experts if there's any real evidence for brown recluses in California, which there isn't.

http://spiders.ucr.edu/myth.html

>>376623745
>you will never have a spiderbro live in your ear

>>376612867
Well, we have Baltimore, which is full of crazy crackheads, and the rest of Maryland, which is a mix of people who have to work in Baltimore but have the money to keep their distance, and crazy methheads.

So, my guess is either a crazy motherfucker, or some Johns Hopkins lab student working on strange and sinister medical experiments.

>have some framed artwork in my bedroom hanging from the walls
>always wear glasses because my vision is shit
>laying in bed with my glasses off chilling
>hey, is there something sticking out from behind my painting?
>get up and stick my face right up to it because no glasses
>oh shit legs, spider legs
>get glasses and bug spray and a boot
>spray the fucker
>it immediately drops down and scurries under my bed
>fucker is the size of my hand
>shit, I can't sleep until I kill it
>carefully peak under the bed and start spraying
>a minute later
>no movement under the bed
>catch something in the corner of my eye
>fucker is on the ceiling above me
>spray it
>it drops down
>still moving
>smash it with my boot
>spray whole house and can't go to sleep

Fucking spiders, mab

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>>376623854

>>376623493
Do you know how much they charge for anti-toxins in the US?!

I'd rather go to a voodoo doctor than a hospital for anti-toxins.

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Why Ian no one wondering what kind of spider was in the tubes?

They're likely small and venomous too

i dunno how american and straylians cope with having the constant threat of dying a horrible death to some venomous faggot 24/7

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I'm not scared of spider monsters, but real-life spiders really do scare me.

>>376618563
>rescue kitten from ousside
>nice cat, but has a big feral streak from when he was a starving little kitto
>grows up big and wily
>come home one day to dead mouse on the floor
>didn't even know we had mice
Never saw another one though, so either the other mice saw the writing on the wall and skedaddled or that was the scout who never returned from his mission.

>>376624336
>Why Ian no one wondering what kind of spider was in the tubes?
Read the thread.

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>>376618754
What. Your cats look like my cats.

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>>376624336

>They're likely small and venomous too

The spiders in the video were pretty damn small.

As long as they aren't as big as Brazilian Wandering Spiders (pic related) then we should be fine.

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>>376624707

whats the difference between a spider and a tarantula?
because some of fat meaty shits that get passed for a spider sure as shit ain't no little bitch spider

Someone left a massive bird eating spider on a street in my city, UK.
Shit was fucking huge.

>>376624916

>whats the difference between a spider and a tarantula?

Spiders have venom, tarantulas do not.

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>>376620161

Spiders don't really scare me.

What do scare me though are wasps. Especially big black wasps which are seen in hotter areas of France. I was too afraid to leave my bed cover when a big black wasp flew into my room when it flew right out of the bathroom. The same wasp also was hiding under a towel next to the shower, and sprung right out when I was having a shower.

Fuck wasps.

>>376625029

>bird eating spider

Bullshit, there's no spider big enough to catch and eat a fucking bird

>>376624512
I don't know how Aussies do it but in America it's pretty rare to see one of the deadlier spiders and ever rarer to get bit by them. Also they're only really dangerous to the weak (young,old,sick).

>>376622251
Wolf Spiders are cute and will never bite you.

Delete this.

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>>376625161

>>376625161
t. spider

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>>376617813

just kill everything on sight before it gets the chance to bite you

>>376625238
Supposedly the name comes from explorers who discovered it and saw it eating a hummingbird.

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>tfw my pupper kills spiders and roaches

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>>376625395
FUCK YOU

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you dont think this thing could eat a hummingbird?

>>376618552
But how do you check? Surely you're not sticking your fingers under there to lift the seat without looking first

>>376612995
>Xbox has none of these!
>Not even games!

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>>376625646

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>Los Angeles police and federal agents have arrested a 22-year-old man suspected of using a computer game to lure children into contacting him and then persuading them to produce sexually explicit videos so he could download them.
>Todd Warren of Los Angeles was booked on suspicion of committing lewd and lascivious acts with a child, a felony, and was being held in lieu of $1 million bail.
>“The investigation revealed Warren utilized an online computer game named Wizard 101 to contact children. Warren uploaded YouTube videos to entice minor victims into contacting him for a chance to win a free Wizard 101 game card. Once the victims contacted him, they were directed to produce sexually explicit videos so Warren could download them.”

How do we keep young gamers safe from predators?

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>this thread

Mon amie, would you recommend slapping these spiders with a baguette?

>>376626103
For a moment there I thought that that was a caterpillar.

>>376626103
Super pelo pubico!
No es spider

>>376625962

But how old were the children?

>>376625651
jesus christ i bet that thing is super effective against air units

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>>376625913

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>>376626103
>>376626221
Post cute fluffy bugs instead of fucking spiders

>>376626315
Es spider hada?

>>376625651
No wonder MTG spiders tend to have reach.

>>376626103
this is why i never romance tali

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>>376622251
>poisonous

>>376626465
Ai
No mames

>>376620382
>Brown recluses aren't that bad either
The north american species are not that bad. Now the south american species are really fucking dangerous.

>>376625651
How does it even catch birds being so slow?

Does it hunt down nestlings in the nest or is the name misnomer just based on the size.

>all the wee baby bitches in this thread that are terrified of tiny animals

>>376627015
stolen from wiki

>Despite its name, it is rare for the Goliath birdeater to actually prey on birds; in the wild, its diet consists primarily of earthworms and toads.[8] However, because of its size and opportunistic predatory behavior, it is not uncommon for this species to kill and consume a variety of insects and small terrestrial vertebrates. In the wild, T. blondi has been observed feeding on rodents, frogs, toads, lizards, and even snakes.[9]

its probably be observed eating a bird but its more a name than anything

>>376625962
If I give them access to a smartphone or a computer, you better believe I'm gonna teach my kids not to be little retards online.

>>376622251
>wake up one morning
>go to bathroom to take a piss
>turn on light
>start to pee
>turn on sink to get hot water going to brush my teeth
>feel a web
>think it's dust
>it's a hard web
>see a web and follow it with my eyes
>look to my left
>MASSIVE St. Andrew's Cross spider right in front of my face
>literally less than 4 inches away
>created a web in the bathroom over night

I have never screamed so loud in my life.

>>376612995
>Xbox SCORPIO
>doesnt have Scorpions
What a ripoff.

>>376623854
That's why they'll pay for it, spiders like real estate investments.

>>376627015
>>376627110
See >>376625632

Reminds me of the old /v/ comic where the guy blows into his SNES

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>>376622251
>Most dangerous spiders all have names themed after being a weirdo loner whom nobody loves anymore

>>376623413
Haha yeah. You only have to deal with muslims beheading people.

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>Nintendo has evil spidershits
>Sony has disgusting Turkroaches
>Xbox has based Scorpionbros
How can other consoles compete?

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>>376612787
OF ALL SYSTEM OF GAMES IT COULD POSSIBLY BE, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE FAMICOM GAMES!?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>376616721
that's it, I'm moving and buying a set of speakers

>>376627187
>Live in mid-north Canada
>proceed to give no fucks about insects ever

The worst is wasps and bees for the 5 or so months it's warm enough to support them, all our spiders and insects die off so fast from cold that the worst we get are non-venomous house-spiders that you squash with your fingers. Fuck bugs.

>>376619281
>old /v/

>>376627373
What did he mean by this?

>>376617979
a toxin, less specifically

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>this whole thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLY66rquSTg

>>376626103
This is why I don't want to survive in a zombie apocalypse.

>>376618264
That's too small to be a black widow. It's too brown, the abdomen is not bulbous enough, and the legs are way too short.

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>>376625913
Shit

There used to be bugs where I live but they're all gone now

Should I be worried?

>>376620361
Reminds me, what sort of games that let me fight spider zombies?

>>376618264
Also check your toilet seat before you sit.

>>376627887
We're hiding.

>>376620045
>>376620273

They won't kill you most likely, but you'll end up with a huge permanent divet and scar where they bit you and your flesh necrotized.

>>376627810
Yep. Cazadors are canonically mutated versions of the actual insect in that photo. It's called a tarantula hawk. And yes, it actually does prey on tarantulas.

>>376617813
Aw, don't mess with the huntsman bro, he keeps your house pest free and his venom can't even hurt you. I wish I had a huntsman bro, I just get jumping spiders, which while cute, aren't nearly as bro.

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How come Ants are literally a million times better at everything compared to all other insects?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A042J0IDQK4

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>>376625913

>>376628039
Its WingdSpidermon

>>376622251
Why is the deadly and dangerous section much more cleaner than the other two? Almost feels like it's an edit.

>>376622480
>>376622480
>>376622480
>>376622480

>>376628253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3YiF-SXyck
woah...so this is the power of ants

I am so happy to be living in comfy temperate climate yurop where the most dangerous insects are wasps

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>>376628253
>tfw giant fire breathing ants

>>376628279
>you're feeling a little woozy

>>376619320
>My pipe?

>>376628560
t. sonyroach

>>376623745
Jumping spiders are like the most bro spiders. He just wanted to hang out and go on adventures.

>>376628663
t. Jumping Spider

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>>376625238
I'm sorry anon...

>>376627373
if you get beheaded, you win!

also this, though >>376627613

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>this fucking thread

>>376627442
Those are bootleg famicom games you dingus

>>376628381
it looks like because the lesser spiders are described as nonagressive or not venemous, "so dont worry about them much", whereas the top pretty much implies "dont fuck around with these under any fucking circumstances"

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>>376629141
Scorpionbros that will save you against other bugs.

>>376625046
>Spiders have venom, tarantulas do not.
>tarantulas
>not spiders
Fuck off retard.

>>376626329

what if the child consents tho

>>376618481
not necessarily the fault of mexicans, though. they did stop this shipment, after all. its a poor enough country im surprised they wasted police resources on this

>>376625346
The chart does say they are non aggressive.

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>>376625346
>Plain: 25

LIES

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>>376619281
This one is more recent.

>>376617813
Fuck, just how big can those unholy beings get?

>>376622592
>pressure immoblilzation bandage
is that like a tourniquet, or is it intended to immobilize the appendage?

>>376629530

>not necessarily the fault of mexicans, though. they did stop this shipment, after all. its a poor enough country im surprised they wasted police resources on this

>Mexico
>poor

L O L

>>376627239
>Drumpf using political power to line the pockets of spiders

>>376625064
LOL

>>376617813
Fake

>>376629342
its claws are folded 1000 times. spider got fucked

>>376619732
WHAT ARE YOU

>>376628253
it's perfect communism

>>376629962
i mean, unless its just massively corrupt, which i know it is to an extent, it must be poor to have such shit infrastructure

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>>376630632
>1000 times folded claws
>1 googolplex centillion times folded stinger
>slay arachnids and insects in a mere trillionth of an attosecond
How can other arthropods compete?

>>376631162
I remember this shit when it first started... Thought it was fucked up then, still think it's fucked up. Not really any different than dog fighting

>>376616854
I bet that's very warm and cozy if you're a spider

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Only cats are more anime than spiders

>>376618097
Is just white people doing white people shit. God bless them.

>>376612787
KILL IT WITH FIRE.

>>376631786
And scorpions are even more anime than cats.

>>376632629
Why do normies respond with this every time they see something that isn't a dog or cat?

>>376618247
So how long until person of color falls to that and we move on to the next term? one more year?

>>376632743
I didn't know spiders were posting here.

So who's the fucker who spent all that time putting spiders in individual tubes?

>>376628039
>a weapon to surpass metal gear.jpg

>>376613478
xbox wins yet again

>>376632743
Because that's the phrase associated with positive feedback from the rest of the r*ddit community

>>376631070
It's pretty much all just corruption and organised crime.

>>376630607
fuck off

>>376631070
Imagine U.S. but governors and senators never are investigated/convicted. that's pretty much Mexico.

>>376632786
I don't think "person of color" will ever fall to that because it doesn't originate in racist use.

>>376632846
>he doesn't hate ____
>so he must be ____
nice meme

>Spiders found in videogame related goods
>Its fucking nintendo again
How the HECK do we stop spiderto from taking over the world bros?

>Leave a glass of Pepsi in my bedside table and go to sleep
>Wake up the next day with the glass 10cm away from my face
>There is a dead recluse floating in the Pepsi
>Since I was still half sleep I didn't notice that it was dead, so I jumped out of my bed while screaming.

I usually just use my vacuum cleaner to catch all spiders

god damn im glad i dont live in a place where insects/arachnids are even close to dangerous or annoying

>>376612787
What kind of spiders were they?

>>376633406
It all comes to next E3 anon.
basically, the only thing they planing is

>>376633509
Australian funnel web spiders. And apparently since OP's article was written at least half of them have gotten loose and no one knows where they went.

>>376613007
Probably Mexicans trying to destroy america by introducing invasive species

>>376633406
Just get some scorpionbros.

>>376633315
oh oh I wanna play

>he doesn't hate muslims
>so he must be non-american

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>>376613170
>'Dirt dauber' nest
>Not just a spider nest
They regularly make these things to catch and eat each other, they're goddamn cannibals.
Those stories about wasps that lay eggs on 'paralyzed' spiders are bullshit too, they always make sure the spiders are dead first

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>>376622251
>outside of house gets completely fucking covered in massive orbweavers every summer

it's cool and all having spiderarmor but goddamn do they get creepy when they're fat.

>>376633276
Neither did 'nigger', or 'negro', or 'colored'.

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>>376633903

>>376633726
do scorpionbros actually eat random spiders? Would it be dangerous to have one just walking freely in my house? Im somehow less afraid of scorpions than spiders

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>>376634429
>i'm somehow less afraid of scorpions than spiders

>>376618439
Can't unsee

>>376634070
I should have been more specific. They originate from a time when the prevailing attitude among Europeans was that Africans were a sub race or at the very least a different subspecies of human. They didn't originate as explicitly derogatory terms but the way they were used was from a position of racial superiority. The history that's bound up with them just has a lot of baggage.

In an ideal world the words would all just be words and it wouldn't matter, but that's simply not how human language works. Words get connotations as a natural part of their usage and you can never completely disentangle them from it.

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>>376634429
In several areas, native scorpions are a significant enough predator of spiders to the point where the removal of scorpions result in a significant increase in spider population. Although it would probably be a bad idea to have them walking around the house and such.
http://www.the-eis.com/data/literature/Scorpions%20as%20model%20vehicles%20to%20advance%20theories%20of%20population%20and%20community%20ecology.pdf
>>376634582
anti scorpion posters pls go

>>376633726
Fuck that noise man, I live in Brazil and the time I feared for my life the most around here, believe me or not, was when I had a Yellow Scorpion infestation in my house, found like 20 of the fuckers over the course of a month and a friend of mine actually got stung by one this one time he slept here after a party, shit was not ok.

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scorpioncucks please leave
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=668_1418360865

>>376633848
[Stealth: 5]

these animal / bug /v/ threads have always contained the same level of uncomfy as the deep sea threads

i wonder how the actual animal board is

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>>376635119
>it's another stagfag cherrypicking episode

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>>376628416

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>>376612995
>Nintendo has Spiders
>PS4 has roaches
>PCs catch on fire
>XBox has dust

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>>376634582
>>376634775
>Parents go to south of France for summer holiday years ago
>Chosen friend's relative's summer house, barely been used or even visited
>Front garden is infested with weeds several feet high
>Have to hack their way to the door
>Finally get inside
>2 meters inside, dead scorpion on the floor
>Being carried away in bits by constant stream of ants
They slept in the car.

>>376633691
well, they're certainly stuck in mexico for some time. Until they kill off the local wildlife and become an invasive species and spread everywhere.

>>376635225
Don't be filthy and opportunistic bacteria won't necrotize your minor injuries.

>>376631162
>>376629342
Why japs are so fucked up in the head?

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>>376623745

>>376636051
It's more acceptable than dog or cock fighting. It's also the inspiration for pokemon.

>>376612995
fire is the best bug repellent

>>376636208
>It's more acceptable than dog or cock fighting.
No.
>It's also the inspiration for pokemon.
No.

>>376612787
Who cares?

>>376635260
>stag beats scorps
>scorps beats rhino
>rhino beats stag

At this point it's RPS.

>>376620297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsLGhXtwDpI

>>376613102
You never directly link to Kotaku

>>376636310
How about cuck fighting?

>>376619531
we are, Anon. i'm 44

>>376636698
Who remember that comic where the woman is seduced by a spider, then left alone to have spider babies explode out of her stomach?

>>376625962
suspicious question mark

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>>376625238
anon i...

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>>376636168

It guarded her ear for five days and that's the thanks it gets

>>376636843
That means you were a kid when online message boards became a thing. How long have you been browsing places like this? How long did it take you to realize you're reading the same shit over and over again?

>>376636310
>It's more acceptable than dog or cock fighting.
>No.
>Implying arthropods are complex enough to feel pain
Next you'll be saying it's possible to be cruel to flatworms(?) despite the fact that they're so simple scientists were able to completely emulate one digitally.

>>376637125
Spider Internet Defense Force please go

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obligatory

>>376625606
THIS. IF IT FLIES, CRAWLS , CLIMBS OR SLITHERS. CRUSH THAT CUNT LIKE YOU'RE THE HAND OF GOD

don't trust me

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>>376637172

The more things change the more they stay the same.

>>376637125
>DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN

>>376627373
>You only have to deal with Chinese beheading people and eating them
Fixed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean
FUCKING WENDIGOS

>>376637440
NICE META POST YOU SPIDER

>>376637921
>On February 10, 2017, the Manitoba Criminal Code Review Board ordered Li be discharged. Li was granted an absolute discharge. There will be no legal obligations or restrictions pertaining to Li's independent living.

Hm!

>>376628158
>t. Huntsman

>>376629721
underrated post