This can't be fucking happening Why does Gabe want my phone

>>376603613
to stop smurfing

>>376603613
to stop smurfing

Land of the free, home of the wild

>>376603613
To stop smurfing

>>376603613
Best change to have happened in the last two years.
I am sick and tired of account boosters and smurfs. CS:GO improved considerably with Premium Matchmaking and I am sure Doto will too.

>>376603613

>be a smurf god
>working for boosting and training company for dota 2
>have multiple burner phones with legit phone numbers for prime smurf accounts

you can't stop me gabe

File: https:_d3pylr1apgoxnh.cloudfront.net_campaign_body_images_images_4b9864625a904742da9083e1921e464060f39332_original.png?1494357040.png (125KB, 570x443px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 570x443px

>>376603613
>Steam has more security than my bank

Thing is you can pick up a sim card in the UK for about 1pound- how does this stop anything?

>Two thousand six hundred ninety four ranked matchmaking points
congratulations, you are officially worse than my severely autistic brother who only picks venomancer and builds a very specific set of items due to autism. remove yourself from the gene pool my man

>>376605138
1 pound is still more than 0 pounds

>>376605050
>Bank password limited to 5 digits, no second factor authentication

It's amazing our monetary systems have not yet collapsed

>>376603613
Can't wait to see how this worked in US East

I don't even have a phone
Thanks Gabe

>>376605173
>tfw i drop to 0
that was really spicy journey

>>376605173
mmr doesn't matter you dolt

>>376603613
>I'm fine giving my phone number to Domino's but not Valve

>>376605742
stop being south american
>>376605889
stop being bad at video games

File: 1406911761669.jpg (324KB, 668x832px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 668x832px

>>376603613
Drug dealer can figure out burner phones but /v/ can't?

>>376606118
There's a reason the drug dealer is making money you retard

>give my number to valve
>now im too fucking lazy to login to my acc
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>376605889
fuck off dendi you washed up twat

>>376604557
>>376604597
>>376604675
smurfing isn't a valid reason to blatantly paywall someone behind a text message verification

>>376605960
>giving your phone number to Domino's

>>376605960
>eating dominos
I hope you get cancer

>>376606193
I dont have a number

>>376606192
I'm not even sure what you're trying to imply with this response

/v/ is too poor to afford burner phones?

Drug dealers are smarter than your average /v/ user?

>>376605138
You can easily get them free on their website, most providers will send you one.

File: 1447368479984.jpg (17KB, 316x239px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 316x239px

>>376607131
Drug dealers are smarter than your average /v/ user
>>376606793
>he never played US East
>he never got past 4.5k mmr
You sweet summer child

File: 1340535518955.jpg (134KB, 500x614px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 500x614px

>>376607429
>You sweet summer child

>>376604557
What's smurfing ?

>>376607542
>calling somebody summer means I'm reddit
Why do you try so hard to fit in?

>>376607681
Summer child is Reddit nigger

>>376604557
>>376604597
good thing it does not stop smurfing. Imo the only thing that would stop smurfing is a region lock for russian and east europe subhumans because those are the only people who smurf.

File: 1378852095057.jpg (35KB, 500x350px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 500x350px

>>376607802
>been calling people summer for literal years
>now it's reddit
When did it become a reddit meme? Did they take over it like they did with le normiefrog?

>>376607917
It's designed to greatly curb smurfing. Even Valve knows it won't stop it entirely.

>>376607947
Summer child is Reddit, calling people summer isn't.
Reading comprehension, Anon.

>>376608027
>there's a difference between calling somebody summer, and calling somebody summer and a kid
Thank you anon, I've seen the light now, if I call somebody a kiddo and also call them summer, it means I'm reddit too, it seems I was the summer all along

>playing ranked anything

>>376608165
No Anon you are still not seeing the light.
http://weknowmemes.com/generator/meme/Oh-my-sweet-summer-child/111504/

File: pete.png (72KB, 236x231px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 236x231px

>>376605050
>Can not include symblos such as !@#$%% in bank password

Just steal ALL my cash yo.

>>376606118
The big issue that you might run into with a burner is that you might get a number that was already tied to an account or you will lose that number. There have been people that have used "burner" numbers to authenticate their accounts and have run into that issue.

>>376608352
Banks actually use some ID's from your pc and other devices.

>>376607917
It more or less forces smurfs to put in more effort just to play ranked. You have to be some pathetic little shit to keep buying SIM cards for an imaginary number.

>>376608424
Which is why the moment I travel I have to had given them some kind of advanced notice before accessing my own accounts because of how fearful they are that some foreigner cracked the code.

>>376608332
>implying I'll go there
I'll just keep calling people summer, keep asking you to stop trying so hard to fit in, and will remove sweet and child and use summer kiddo instead

>>376607664
A bullshit excuse

>>376608541
ALL banks will flag your account if you do even a 1 dollar international transfer.

>>376608713
lol no, at least not where i live, maybe in backwards ass america

>>376608713
Right but it could be on the same device; the moment its location is changed the 'extra security' kicks in. My point was; if symbols were not allowed in passwords, where else could use improvement?

File: 1334673833214.png (748KB, 1015x651px) Image search: [Google]

748KB, 1015x651px

>>376605050
>using a shitty bank
Seriously, move all your money to some place that doesn't have shit security. It's a good low pass filter for picking a bank, these days having deposits through your phone, decent passwords and a 2nd factor offering should be the bare fucking minimum. If they don't have that move and tell them why. Are you guys retarded or something? There's tons of competition in banks thanks to the internet, you're the one with the money, take your business elsewhere.

OH NO GABE NEWELL IS GONNA HAVE MY PHONE NUMBER AND THEN HE'S GONNA PRANK CALL MY HOUSE WITH A PIZZA

>>376603613
>tfw no phone number
>tfw cant play ranked mode in a video game
>tfw cant trade virtual items

>>376603613
Years ago I made like 15 google voice numbers since you could make them for free, always been useful for stuff like this.

>>376609609
Smart man. It's always good to slurp up those good google deals before they start charging for them.

>>376603613
Your kidneys.

>>376609609
those too are burner numbers if they are not in use. You lose em too.

>>376609576
you can trade, but you are limited and it takes forever for the trade to go through. Blame all this shit on hackers.

>>376604557
>>376604597
>>376604675
dota already has IP + email smurf detection

>>376610027
>Dynamic IP + you can make 100 email accounts a minute if you know whats up

FTFY

>>376603613
Valve will literally sell phone numbers to advertisers and people STILL play this shit. Hots is actually better at this point, no memeing

>>376603613
nice ,mmr lol

>>376603613
So he can call you up and ask you to go bowling with him anon

>>376603613
>can't play fucking ranked without giving up your real world identity

Wow. FUCKING WOW

DOTA really is just LoL for masochists

>>376605050
Phoenix point is really shaping up. I hope it delivers.

>>376610134
if someone is spending that much time autistically making smurfs they aren't any good at dota

once you have basics down smurfing doesn't even matter anyways this is just a ploy to collect personal info

so you guys are losing your mind because a company that already has your credit card info also wants your phone number?

>>376611006
>Implying there is not a market for low mmr smurfs

Seriously go google 'csgo silver account' or even 'dota low mmr account' and be amazed by the fact that people will pay for accounts of a specific mmr.

>>376611006
>that much time
it's not a lot at all.