It's your turn, /v/. What is you're character's

>>376545376
RIP N TEAR

>>376545376
I'm ready and willing!

"Let's dance niggas"

*autistic screeching*

>>376545376
F

>>376545376
You might think you think it like it be, but it dont.

>>376545376
Didn't he die in a boating accident or something?

>>376545734
yea the fucking pedo

>>376545376
I'm Joe!
View-ti-ful Joe!

>>376545376
You're not Alexander!

EVERYONE COMMENCE TO JIGGLIN'!

>>376546101
Tin can eyeball clenched fist Saturn?

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>>376546101

That's lame.

Here, I improved it.

>>376546369
nailed it

>>376546394
>eyeball black man punch planet
Y-you too.

ARA ARA

>>376546394
will is a bit of a stretch

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>>376546394

My sides.

Every now and then there are still great posts being made in this shithole.

Oh wait what? We're starting?

>>376545376
I'll show you my true power!

>>376546394
You bond burgered my sister?!?!

>>376546701
People are this easily ammused? No wonder this hellhole has no sense of humor.

>>376547921
heh, these plebians dont understand true entertainment (great gatsby etc.) like you and me do.

Can't wait to finish this so I can get back to jacking off

>>376548036
Yeah, Great Gatsby was a pretty decent film, I much prefer Transformers 2 though.

>>376547921

Why don't you show us how it's done? Post something funny that relates to this thread. I'm waiting.

>>376545376

"The roar of the storm"

"Saquen plebitas pariente"

>>376545734
He was betrayed by his student who wanted his legendary blade.

>>376545376
Volaré!

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>>376545376
I'VE GOT THIS BURNING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE

>>376549360
No, he died saving her from a water youkai.
She's currently training to avenge him.

someone come up with the most embarassing, juvenile, edgiest shit you can think of so i can have a laugh pls

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>>376545734
Sea monsters attacked him and his student. He sacrificed himself fighting them and managed to save her.

>They were on their way to an island to practice using a sword when rough waves turned the kayak sideways, then knocked it over, the girl told authorities.

>Jacintho considered himself a swordsman and was known for carrying a sword around Clearlake, Brooks said.

>The girl told officers that Jacintho was swimming back toward the kayak, then yelled “no” before disappearing under the surface, Brooks said.

>She was able to swim to shore and seek help.

>A samurai-type sword was found strapped to the kayak when it was recovered, authorities said.

>>376548639
Something funny that relates to this thread.

>>376549907
YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE
THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING
*unzips katana*
CAN YOU HANDLE THE WEIGHT?

>>376545376
>"Nothing Personal, kid"
I turn around and sheath my katana as my glorious black leather trench coat wips the air and a nuke goes off in the sunset backdrop. Also, my sketchers are soaked in the blood of my enemies.

"ill show you how i have sex"
*unsheathes sword slowly while whispering erection"
*teleports behind you*
"SLICE N DICE"
*orgasms*

>>376550468
>sketchers
>not heelies

>>376550289
noooo. that looks like you did that on purpose. i'm looking for REAL edge

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>..Magic everywhere in this bitch!

>>376545376
y..you too

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>>376546394
eye will fist uranus
i will fist your anus

haha great sense of humour v/

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>>376546394
>I Will Smith fist your anus
Why do the kids nowadays keep coming up with these crazy sex positions?

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>>376550763
White worn out sketchers are more fedora tier than heelies if you ask me, anon.

HAHAHA IVE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU
NOBODY MAKE A FUCKING MOVE!!!!

>>376549918
wasnt there a sword strapped to his body as well? main reason he couldn't just swim back i thought

>>376549918
>ywn read a manga where his student becomes a wandering swordsman seeking revenge on the kappa that took her master's life

>>376545376
RESIGNED TO YOUR FATE I SEE

>>376545376
ALL APART OF MY PLAN

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>>376545376
YOU DIE, NOW!

LOOKING FOR BAAL?

" . . . "

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>>376545376
" You are not worthy as my opponent."

TIME TO SUCK SOME DICK

>12 news
Why does this shit always happen in Arizona? Are we going to overtake Florida soon?

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>>376545376
BUG IT UP

>>376557704
no anon that'd be gay

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>>376545376
ALOHA SNACKBAR

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

>>376558745
what if I'm RP'ing a gay wizard

WORLD BELONGS TO ME YA COCKGOBLIN

>>376545376
How about we stop the fighting and I suck your dick?

>>376560025
Fair enough.
Carry on.

You're waifu a shit

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>>376545376
tis' treason then
*acustic screeching*

>>376545376
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>376545376
I've never tried this before!

Fuck me daddy!

>>376545376
You fool. You're just a player in my little game.
Plot twist: Final boss is the devlord

>>376549918
>known for carrying a sword around Clearlake

He was THAT guy? Well, no wonder I don't see him walking around town anymore.