>work at pic related >it's not fun at all >during

Anything juicy you'd like to share about the Switch's future prospects (Virtual Console, Online pricing, themes, etc.)?

>>376542987
>things that never happened

can i see your credentials please

>>376542987
nice proof, faglord.

>>376542987
Do the other colleagues have the same opinion of working for nintendo as you do?

Oh and I forgot
>proof: my ass

>>376542987
Ok really guys this is your saddest attempt yet.

Even Chip knows that's Sony in the same Nintendo costume that he wore for Halloween last year.

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>>376542987

You sound like a bad worker. At least you're not leaking anything important, but probably only because your superiors don't like you enough to share anything cool with you.

Poor kid..... poor.... kid......

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>>376542987

>>376542987
>eerily quiet all the time
>cafeteria has amazing food

I want a job there.

>>376542987
nice try, any low level peon that gets hired doesn't get company info like that in fear of people like you coming here and posting sensitive imformation. You don't just get hired into a top level position at a company like that unless your creds speak volumes. If that is true tell us who you are and what games you work/worked on.

>>376542987
Are you my uncle?

This is a weird thread.
>Nintendo is a business
>REEEEEE YOU'RE LYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>376542987

OP, is Nintendo aware of how much Treehouse pisses gamers off? Are they aware we want to burn Treehouse down with Napalm during work hours?

Is there any hope for their destruction?

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>Random guy in the mail room of a marketing branch followed the full R&D of the Switch

Sure thing buddy.

>>376542987
- what´s your work there
- what can you eat in the cafeteria
- what do they pay you?

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work for pic related.
Its ok, its a buisness.
Highlight of the week is the hooker party every friday

I believe it. Heard very similar things from other former employees. As for those asking how he could follow R&D, it's possible he just talked with his coworkers. Even as a lowly clerk in a courthouse, I get to hear all the juicy shit going on with the higher ups through the grapevine.

>>376544927
I've read Console Wars.

I believe it.

>>376544927
Do you guys play strip puyo puyo?

>>376545002
No, you get to hear what you are assuming is everything but is actually about 0.01% of what is going on.

>>376543902
Really nigger, nothing about
>Low/entry level employee
>got to see/know about the Switch throughout its entire R&D
Seems fishy

Never mind the unnecessary
>resent the company for turning it into a piece of shit

Besides, since when have we ever believed someone saying "Hey I work at X and I can totally vouch for Y" without proof?

>>376542987
NoJ or NoA? What did they do to the Switch that turned it into a piece of shit supposedly?

Dad get off of 4chan! I need you to tell Billy that Sonic is in Melee.

Who here AAA games industry?

I'm a bugtester for Microsoft. It's kinda' cool, but you get to see first-hand how shitty the industry really is.

The job itself is good, but man the AAA games industry is just rotten to the core.

should've gone to sony

>>376545172
90% here are male. I mean the gay people do it in their own room but most arent doing that.
PS: Mega man Drive s me up my Neo wall

I can tell your not lying because my mom got to visit NoA for business reasons and they supposedly have great food

>>376543639
This. Throw in "nobody ever meets up outside of work" and I'll send in an application right now.

>>376542987
Timestamp your cafeteria meal.

>>376545540
I also vouch for op, my uncle wo KS at Nintendo.

>>376545754
Oh shit, yours too? My uncle also works at nintendo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cre4qWUYqy8

One of the really weird policies at Nintendo is that you are NOT allowed to wear anything Sega related to work.

Like, when I was first hired back when Brawl first came out, a coworker wore a Sonic shirt to work that day to celebrate Sonic being announced for Brawl. He was immediately fired on the spot.

NOA really, really, really hates cartoony brands from other companies that they see as derivative of their core franchises. Reggie himself told me once that Sega is for fags.

The only non Nintendo mascot character you're allowed to like there is Bomberman.

>>376543968
To the extent that they care, they probably have it in the back of their minds as "Those weirdoes from Reddit and 4chan making a big, vocal nothing out of edited out panties."

Kind of like those people wishing Sakurai would drop dead for not making every Smash game a clone of Melee or trying to character assassinate Miyamoto for his handling of Paper Mario and Star Fox.

>>376545927
Wasn't that game literally just an anti Gamergate metaphor?

I'm not even fucking joking, like once you 100% the thing, you get a little essay from the author talking about it.

oh boy, I do know how it is to work for them as a third party dev.
and while they are great at putting lesser game designers' stupid ideas in check and polishing mechanics way beyond the original vision.

They also need like seven handholding methods to make sure little Timmy won't get frustrated at a game he is not even the target of.

Hoping the huge success of BotW creates a new mindset at the company about these things

>>376546215
Dude, believe me... the people MOST angry about the way Star Fox and Paper Mario are being treated are NOA employees.

Seriously, we're writing letters every day to our superiors in Japan about how we NEED to take Paper Mario back to it's roots, and how Star Fox needs to be more cinematic.

*censors games*

>>376542987
>Works at the US distributor of a Japanese company
>Expects something other than boring.

>>376545927
>Markiplier

>>376542987
>during your orientation you're given a lecture about how (verbatim) "this isn't Willy Wonka's chocolate factory; we're here to conduct business"

I believe you just because of this.

>>376546215
>"Those weirdoes from Reddit and 4chan making a big, vocal nothing out of edited out panties."

Maybe they need to see it as consumers not liking the fact that they are being charged the same price for a removal of content in their games.

These aren't isolated incidents, over the past year and a half, there were a slew of releases that just had less, or plain worse, than the Japanese version- all for the same MSRP.

>>376546567
Alison Rapp getting fired was pretty funny.

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>>376545451
tools programmer for star citizen here (formerly codemasters)

what's it like being QA bottom feeder scum

>>376542987
does your uncle also work there and provide you with cool prototypes?

>>376546153
>Reggie himself told me once that Sega is for fags.
Your whole story it's bullshit but that for some reason is a thing I imagine the actual Reggie saying. Also it's true, aside of puyo puyo

>>376546671
The big decisions don't happen there, they only have control over which indies they allow.

What are their plans for Donkey Kong, OP?

>>376542987
>I got a job at a multinational software and hardware company and am expected to actually work, dammit

you sound like a fag

>>376547056
Retro is making a new 2.5D platformer, the hook is that the Kremlings are back

Do you ever get to be Bill Trinen's bitch?

What's the dress code, how many hours, any situation you really want to complain about?

Do they fire you if you share Reggie memes

How many more first-party games are planned for the Switch in 2017? Not counting announced titles.

>>376546153
If they discover that you have a sony console they will blacklist you from the entire industry

>>376547365
Sharing Reggie memes is encouraged.

>>376547718
oh no

I work for Sony in the playstation department, ask me anything, /v/

I work for nintendo too and the next nintendo system will be the nintendo 128 and it's graphics will be completely indistinguishable from real life and it will have every game in the world.

>>376547813
Who's idea was to have an orchestra live at E3

>>376547984
>implying it's not gonna be 5 more iterations of the switch before making a new console

Switch U when

I am reggie and i can prove it

''My body is reggie''

Now that i got your trust, op is a faggot.

>>376548156
no. the next switch will be a nintendo made PC powered by a literal piece of shit. trust me. I'm a random dude on an anonymous image board that's known for bullshitting.

>>376547718
they have a library of games and consoles, nigga.
And not, not nintendo only.

>>376543595
You sound like a fag with that last bit

>>376547240
Don't you build my hopes up

>>376548463
source?

Also to everyone who knows someone who works at Nintendo, how to get a job there? I can speak Japanese; I'd love to actually work on development

>>376542987
>my dad is nintendo

>>376546373
>Star Fox needs to be more cinematic.
The delusion is strong

>>376542987
Is Miyamoto as insufferable and nazi as people say he is?

Believe me or not but I work at Valve and there really is no HL3 LOL.
Also if I had to compare the company with anything, it would be Reddit in more ways than one. The upboat system is one of it. This is no joke.
Payment is above industry standards, but I will quit by the end of the year, because it's discouraging as hell never to work on anything substantial.
Will look good on my resume though, because Valve is has such a meme status in the industry.
Those three "fully fledged game projects" Gabe recently confirmed Valve working on? Don't get your hopes up.
In the past years since Portal 2 Valve has worked on at least 7 of those and nothing ever came of it/they were all scrapped. Flat hierarchy is commie shit cancer. It will never lead to anything good.

>>376553614
If everything gets scrapped, what the hell are you guys doing all day?

>>376553993
Blowing off Steam
profits

>>376553614
How does one make it as you have, anon? 2nd year university student (taking a year out starting this summer to work on projects), need to build up my portfolio. Interested in the Art department aspect of things (Visual development/Character/Concept art/3D Sculpting) and Animation, can't program for shit.

>>376546732
QA here. I don't think that's the right way to look at what we do.
Ensuring everything works together is very important because indicidual developers make competing changes that cause even basic things not to work.

>spastic drools
>carer tends
>dribbling spastic is unironucally disgusted by the carer bottomfeeder

Tools guys aren't even game devs, you basically make the fucking tea, lad

>>376554563
I know QA's important it was just bantz m8

>Tools guys aren't even game devs, you basically make the fucking tea, lad
okay have fun making the entire game in xml

>>376554548
work for StudioFOW, porn is where the real money is

>>376542987
Prove it faggot I've actually been in it back when my brother went to digipen. What is special about the area between cubicles and what is the significance of the table when you first get in

>>376556673
Between every cubicle is a korok.
The table is a korok too.