>In philosophy >Professor asks me about the concept of

>>376504929
this is good bait. unbelievable, but will make people angry

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>>376504929
judging by this i'm guessing you are going for a "things that never happened and cringe" thread, OP?

>>376504929
*tips fedora*

m'professor

>>376504989
this aint bait this is some reddit pasta that was shit the first time it was used

>>376504929
what outift for ciri is that?

that doesn't even answer the question OP

>>376504929
Alright /v/, what is the best set, and why is it the Griffin set?

>>376504929
anyone else wants to spout obviously bullshite like this?

>>376505141
Cat is the worst

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>>376505141
That's not the Viper set anon

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>>376504929

>>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"

This is literally
>"But from my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"
level reasoning.

>>376505208
Agreed

>>376504929
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me if I can deflect a crossbow bolt
>Put on the spot, start panicking, but remember my witcher training
>get shot and die

How it really happened

https://youtu.be/Z_cHqJni5go

>>376504929
>>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
I hope the Professor gets used to teaching in America soon.

>>376504929
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Mario 64
>"Bing, Bing, Bing, Wahoo!"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

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>>376505308

>>376505268
Are you pretending to be retarded or are you actually stupid

>>376504929
>in philosophy
>put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from SotN
>"Die monster, you don't belong in this world"
>"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute"
>"Tribute?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves"
>"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions... "
>"Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you"
>"What is a man, a miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"
>fight professor to death

>>376504929
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about killing an alghoul
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember Witcher signs
>cast aard and die

>>376504929
>In gender studies class
>Professor asks me about the fundamental differences between men and women
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from SotN
>"A man is a miserable little pile of secrets"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

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Ants. I can't explain it honestly, but ever since I was little I've had this fascination with them. Ants really get my motor running. The thought of thousands of them crawling all over my body and my dick just biting the shit out of me gives me a goddamn head rush. Sometimes I like to imagine a world where I can walk outside and just fuck an anthill and all the little ants start to freak out and attack my invading member, but it's already too late, I'm on all fours and just going at it. Raping their home into a pile of rubble and then drowning their queen in my thick semen.

>>376505493
Did you win?

>>376505583
Yes, but I got expelled

>>376505493
>in philosophy
Sounds more like a theology class to me.

>>376504929
So you received a round of applause for something that you don't own, or thought of it yourself. Truly a real millennial at work.

>>376505576
What's stopping you from raping an ant hill anon

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>>376505418

>"Evil is Evil"
>"Only the sith deal in absolutes"

Literal Lucas tier writing.

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>>376504929
>in class
>have to give presentation
>put on the spot
>start stuttering
>popular kid in the front row starts mock stuttering
>kids laugh
>teacher laughs
>run out of classroom
>grow up to be a maladjusted neet

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>>376505702
self respect

>>376504929
I fucking hate this meme;

you, your whole class, and the professor should be shot if you're philosophy class is this stupid.

>>376505576
You clearly haven't experienced putting your food down only to have it covered by the fuckers, or having one crawl and skitter inside your ear, die there and give you an infection. Or maybe try to get rid of them from wooden frames only to discover that they
gnawed it into nothing but a thin fragile stick and it would collapse soon.

I fucking hate ants.

Is this a thread for times when developers tried to be deep but there was actually nothing to what they were saying, it was all just cosmetics?

>>376505904
No fuck off. This is a thread for powerpoint presentations.

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>>376504929
I got one OP
>in health class
>teacher suddenly asks people if they've ever had any serious health problems
>comes my turn
>panic and recite pic related
>get expelled

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>>376505141
>>376505208
>>376505237
Not using transmog Kaer Morhen armor with starting sword scabbards
Plebs. Wear what Geralt axtually is wearing.

That quote is from TW1.

>english
>teacher wants us to write a satire
>Cannot come up with one on my own.
>Remember the data scans from bryyo in metroid prime 3.
>Copy and past them, edit to make about earth and people.
>She really liked it.

>>376505962
Fucking pleb. Manticore is the best.

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>>376505951
truly epic & funny comedy writing. i am lol'ing

>>376505141
As far as bonus sets, Griffin is amazing. I went sign heavy build. Double casts and insane sign intensity is fun.

Aesthetically, I hate the way it looks though. Wish I could've modded it to look different.

>>376505713
It's pretty easy to poke holes in the theory of "the greater good"

You should actually read philosophy and understand that this conception of right and wrong and the one reflected in the quote are viable ideas of ethics.

>>376505792
you don't have any if you're fantasizing about raping ant hills

similar to pedos eyeing up the little ones

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>>376506008
No nigger, Kaer Morhen set still looks better.

>>376505819
Agreed anon, ants are hellbeasts only interesting through a scientific lens, studied from afar.

>>376506104
Ew. Might as well wear a batman suit.

>>376505951
i bet it sounded better in your head than when it came out of your mouth

>>376506053
This is nothing you need to read a book about. Morals are human inventions for the common good. They're like emotions for the social consciousness. Of course they don't have any objective legitimacy though

>>376504929
This copypasta is already stale.

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>>376506054
it doesn't matter as long as i don't take any actions on it.

>>376506104
No. It makes geralt's waist look odd. I'm not enjoying it on my NG+

>>376504929
>Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all
not that quote specifically, but it's why I have never voted. all these politicians are dirty, you're basically forced to pick the lesser evil, or at least who you think is the lesser evil. it's like picking between stage 4 cancer and blindness. fuck that.

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>>376506387
not him. this lad is an absolute angel.

>>376505141
Manticore is most effay

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>be me
>have to write 69 word essay
>howfuckedami.jpg
>Play sum vidya lol
>hear dude say
"war, war never changes"
>lol perfect essay topic heh A+
>Write essay
>took 3 hours
>get A+
>VIDYA FOR THE WIN
>mfw face when this actually happened verbatim

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>>376506218
>moral relativist
>heh you don't need to read books, sorry kid, but morals aren't real

>>376505358
That was painful to the ultimax

>>376506774
>Manticore is most aesthetically pleasing armor
>Alchemy is OP as fuck but far and away the most boring build to play

fuck

>>376504929
It was my uncle's funeral over the weekend, and after he had been cremated we went to his wife's plot at the crematorium and sprinkled the ashes. It wasn't very windy, so they mostly gathered in a small pile on the grass.

We were all standing around them and I think it was my mother who said "does anyone want to say a few words". His daughter was too upset and it didn't look like anyone else was going to, so I stepped up. I put my hand out and held it over the pile of ashes.

"Kalahira... guide this one, to where the traveler never tires, the lover never leaves, the hungry never starve. Guide this one, Kalahira, and he shall be a companion to you as he was to me".

Some of them commented that it was nice, and honestly, it's the first time some of my relatives have ever looked at me with anything resembling approval.

>>376507474
>Alchemy is OP as fuck but far and away the most boring build to play
Say what? Isn't that the pure combat/sword build?
I played all three games with alchemy builds, but I always felt like I was often at disatvantage, because the game wouldn't let me apply/refresh my potions mid combat, which it sometimes just threw me into, right after a cutscene.

>>376506457
His party and leadership is on the edge of a black hole, but damn that guy goes really far to stand by his principles sometimes.

>>376507930
was he the guy who didn't sing the britbong anthem? What's the worst case scenario with him?

>>376507759

noice

>>376508076
Yes that was him. He also apparently divorced his wife because she wanted to send the kids to private school.

>>376505268
is the dude crying because pizza man gave him a furry pizza?

>>376508220
>He also apparently divorced his wife because she wanted to send the kids to private school.

Why? Some sort of loyalty to the shitty public school system? If so, he's a fucking idiot.

Sending a kid to a private school is absolutely the better option.

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>>376506053
>morals
Well spooked my property.

>>376508853
He is an old school leftist radical basically.

Jesus, did you niggers even read the "lesser evil" short story?

Whole point is that Geralt realises that this "muh being neutral" thing is retarded, chooses the lesser evil and decides to fuck some gang members shit up.

OP dont fucking tell me you are getting a degree in philosophy

>>376504929
>In history of theology
>Professor asks me about ancient summerian prayers
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Age of Empires
>"Wololololo ayooyoyoyoo"
>Professor looks blue, class gives me a round of applause

>>376505576
What a man does in his own back yard is none of my business. If you want to make sweet love to an anthill, go for it, anon. Just make sure no one else (especially children) are around so you don't end up on a list.

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>>376505904
Yes

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>>376506774
absolutely this
>>376505141
>>376505208
>>376505237
you assholes better be modding your armor. modded cat is fucking sweet and griffin needs a not-fat-mode version. bear armor modded to look like concept is great as well

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>>376505576
Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I like to pee on ants and watch them swim around in it. I sometimes wonder what they think of the mysterious yleeow rain. They panic at first, mandiples flaining, running into each other, trying to escape the warm, bitter stream, but eventually the come to accept it, maybe even enjoy it. Really puts things into perspective. So Pete, if you ever find yourself in doubt, just find an ant hill, and pee on it. You'll thank me later.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of undefeatedness
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember that when the wind is slow and the fire’s hot, the vulture waits to see what rots.
>"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!"
>Professor looks stunlocked, the shitter can't even parry my overtly telegraphed combo attacks.

>In Philosophy class
>professor is asking students questions individually
>not paying attention and have a hard on
>professor calls on me
>panic ensues
>suddenly remember The Witcher 2
>"you look like you could use a bath"
>teacher is impressed
>class applauds as we bone in a makeshift tub in the lecture hall

Hows newgame+ lads

>>376510816
kind of overrated. You won't really be able to keep your end game gear for long because it'll be outleveled almost immediately. It's fine just as a gimmick to replay the game with different choices but I don't really see the point in not just starting over again

>>376510510
>stunlocked
lel

>>376510510
underrated

>>376510682
Made me laugh

>>376510936
What's the deal with enemy upscaling? Or whatever the name is. I started the NG+ on death march and checked the settings and this option was turned off, but all the creatures had level 50+. I got fucked one time with 4 wolves. I loved it even more, but I don't get what's that option for

>>376511750
it basically just means no easy enemies so you won't see any below your level. There'll still be higher leveled enemies but it means the game won't get too easy as you progress

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of crime
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Mount & Blade
>"That's a nice head on ur shoulders"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376512226
> I will drink from your skull!

>>376504929

I should really finish witcher 3. I put it on the hardest mode and its making everything go so much slower. Also, I am trying to do like all the side quests so that isn't helping.

>>376512302
>>376512226

>In agroculture class
>Professor asks me about the concept of harvesting
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Mount & Blade
>"it's almost harvesting season"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376505118
Chicken Shit Outfit.

>>376504929
Happened last week too

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>>376510510

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>>376504929
>In Metereology
>Professor asks me about the concept of Global Warming
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from New Vegas
>"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a Nuclear Winter"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376506218
>Morals are human inventions for the common good.

>implying morality is not expressed by some and desired by others

Why is it that ALL human groups agree that rape, theft and murder are moral absolutes?

We certainly never agreed to them.

>They're like emotions for the social consciousness.
>social consciousness.

groups are not conscious. The individuals within them are though.

They are not just emotions because someone can feel justified in murder but still assert what he is doing is wrong.

>Of course they don't have any objective legitimacy though

They are a product of argumentation and the fact that we prefer to come up with standards for social cooperation.

There is no such thing as social cooperation if theft murder or rape occures between peoples in an explicite and permenant manner.

Argumentation predates society because it is what enables the creation of norms(rule to which there can be variations like speed limits on roads) through the expression of moral realities like property ownership, speech and group assembly.

>>376506218
>implying that you can't observe similarities in behavior in most social mammals

>>376512048
Thank you!

>>376505268
Go back home, Anakin, your mother's getting raped in the desert

>>376506280
It could have looked cool if they made it more of a coat like a shorter ursine chest but the way it is just looks like a motorcycle outfit

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>>376510510

>>376504929
What's DMC2 Dante doing there next to him?

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of courage
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Tales of Symphonia 2
>"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

Anyone else had video games help them in real life?

>In /v/
>anons ask me to make a thread
>put on the spot start panicking but remember a certain pasta to quote
>"I'm a faggot and make this thread all the time"
>anons looked shocked and applaud me for never slowing down my shitposting pasta and memes

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>>376504929
please remove your head from your body, you homosexual

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> In philosophy class
> professor asks about the concept of chaos
> put on the spot, start panicking
> "I, Garland, will knock you all down!"
> Professor looks confused, class laughs
> how dare they make fun of me, a student of Corneria
> gather the Four Fiends
> return to class
> "Remember me, Garland? Your puny lot thought it had defeated me. But, the Four FIENDS sent me back 2000 years into the past. From here I sent the Four FIENDS to the future. The FIENDS will send me back to here, and the Time-Loop will go on. After 2000 years, I will be forgotten, and the Time-Loop will close. I will live forever, and you shall meet doom!!"
> the class shatters as I become the concept of chaos itself

>>376515348
How is that a time loop?

>>376504929
Been a while since I've seen this pasta, thanks OP

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Devil May Cry
>"Flock off featherface, or you can find out for yourself!"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of roundness
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain anime
>"KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY IS A NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW!"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376515538
Well, first the Four FIENDS send him back 2000 years into the past. From there he sends the Four FIENDS to the future. The FIENDS will send him back to there, and the Time-Loop will go on. After 2000 years, he will be forgotten, and the Time-Loop will close.

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>In statecraft
>Professor asks me about the concept of imperial electorate support
>Put on the spot, start panicking, but remember that I am Prince and Emperor.
>"SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS"
>Professor look stunned, electors gives me a round of applause except for Boris who supports secessionists

>>376509992
Actually funny, you get a gold star.

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>>376504929
S-SHUT UP,T-THE SHITTER 3 IS P-PERFECT. I-I LOVE GAMES WHERE YOU CAN HOLD DOWN ONE BUTTON TO BEAT THE LAST BOSS

One of my high school history classes was almost entirely about Rome. I'd conveniently bought and had been playing Rome total war that entire year. Didn't need to study once for the whole year because the info on everything in the game was pretty in-depth.

>>376517618
That's more of a bug, especially when the boss is stuck in a corner and unable to even teleport.

>>376504929
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote
>I whisper, what can change the nature of a man?
>the room goes silent
>I update my journal

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>play witcher 3 4 times through on xbone
>always hate how the default armor becomes useless so quick
>finally get around to playing on pc after finishing my first build
>find this mod
I jumped out of my chair and did a little jig before installing it
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1456/?

>>376513289
>>376513575
Don't burst his bubble guys.
It's already to late for him.

>>376517618
>eredin parries Geralt
>Geralt hits Eredin for 0
>ad infinitum
>guys this isn't edited at all

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>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from /v/'s philosophy threads
>"Fuck off, faggot"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376513289
I don't know stealing when you really need it to survive or for someone else's own survival and there's no other choice seems justifiable.

>>376505141
Bear with default hair and long beard.

>>376513289
>Why is it that ALL human groups agree that rape, theft and murder
Are you saying niggers aren't human?

>>376516164
But first only the guy was sent back. How will he send the four fiends to the future (which I assume is 2000 years later)? And if he has the ability to send someone to the future, why can't he go back and not be forgotten? I mean, he could just not send the fiends back and go back and then, you know, not get sent back. And you mean this time loop will occur for 2000 years out of linear time? Why will he be forgotten if he is always able to send the four friends back? Or do you mean he will live 2000 years before and then by the time the "present time" occurs he already is forgotten? Pretty confusing. I have a lot of questions

>>376512508
How does she get out of it?

>>376520293
Geralt's energy isn't going down either. I remember whirl using tonnes of energy.

>>376519628
This is what trissfags actually believe in? Pathetic. He wanted her all along? Kek

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>>376504929

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>>376504929
Put me in the screencap.

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>>376504929
Did literally everyone take a screenshot there?

>morality
>objective

>>376521783
>put on Bear set for the first time
>wtf CDPR why does he automatically change his hair?
>realize its not changed at at all, the open part is simply in the inside the collar
One of those "sweeeet!" moments in the game for me

>>376522676
>"the definition's blurred"
>hihihi he said morality is objective

>In polisci class
>Professor asks me an example of pure evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember basic history
>"Communism"
>Professor sends me out of class, I am expelled, and everyone starts calling me a racist

>>376506021
I actually love the big belly. Gives me an authentic vibe. I know that doesn't really matter in a fantasy game, but I liked it.

>>376522859
I never accused anon of that saying anything. If I were responding to somebody I would have quoted somebody's post.

>>376506021
I was also a sign heavy build but was always about fashion. Once I got the temerian armour i didn't change until ng+. Game was pretty easy anyway, even on DM since i just used quen a fuck ton

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>literally OP

You do realize this is why you get beaten during gym, right?

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>>376519628
>wanted to be with you before
>before
Yeah. So much that he fucked her once, and only because she used magic on him.
Triss will truly believe any bullshit that Geralt feeds her. What a stupid cunt.

>>376522894
I took history courses on eastern europe from an actual Russian who came to college in America in the early 80's. The situation was basically the opposite
>why did Soviet Russia fail
>because communism doesn't work and it's perpetrators are evil
>A+ bravo

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>>376504929
>tfw cossacks helped me a lot in history

>>376522802
You and me me both m8.

I hated how they changed the colour of the Mastercrafted gear when they released Blood and Wine though, prefer it to the Grandmaster version.

>>376508904
Egoists do not mean "morality" the way we do commonly today, especially German and Austrian translations of the word.

Egoists still believe in a mode of behavior, and that modes of behavior can be preferable to others

Morality today is simply the valuation of behavior, by any number of metrics depending on your ideology.

Now I would say that Egoists would argue against anything but a pragmatic and maybe even a Darwinist view of morality, but the specifics therein are not clearly defined.

>>376523334
>spend time reading AoE2 library like an autist in elementary school
>ace every history exam in middle school

>>376523216
That's because he experienced communism.
And history related classes will more often by anti communism than sociology, polisci, or humanities related classes.

>>376522894

Not funny or video games.

Please return to your containment board.

>>376513289
>But first only the guy was sent back. How will he send the four fiends to the future (which I assume is 2000 years later)?
Uhh he learns some magic in the meantime?
>And if he has the ability to send someone to the future, why can't he go back and not be forgotten?
He wanted to do the time loop so that he could harness its power and become chaos.
>then by the time the "present time" occurs he already is forgotten?
It's worded weirdly, I'm assuming it's this.

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>>376523497
If you didn't reply to not vidya related posts, they would stop you know.

>>376523497
Oh look the little Marxist got it's feelings hurt.

>>376510510
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>>376523459
the professor was a she, and I know. History is low key the only redpilled humanities left. Almost every professor I had was extremely fact oriented and never looked at history through a modern political lens, even though most of them were your standard democrats

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>>376523717
>someone else gets it

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>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of my stance
>Put on the spot and aims his revolver at me, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear Solid 3
>"It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever, unless you were planning to auction it off as a collectors item. Besides, you're forgetting one more, very basic thing. You don't have what it takes to kill me."
>Professor looks smug, pulls the trigger only to hear a small click
>"Six shots. That thing only carries six shots. The Makarov carries eight. You have to get a feel for how many you have left. This is a high class weapon. It's not meant for shooting people."
>Professor yells, "Damn! This isn't over yet!" and runs away, class gives me a round of applause

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>>376513289
Theres tons of groups even today across the globe that practice those and believe they can be justified depending on the circumstances. What you're thinking of is Western morals and believing they are objective because thats where you are. I mean I agree with them too, but that doesn't make the objective.

Is the concept of good and evil really something you should be mulling over by college? You'd think most people would have figured that out by now by themselves.

>>376505576
I love all the Redditposting itt

>>376510387
Holy shit Raimi

>376504929
>In philosophy
>Professor asks a dumb vague question about where all the roads lead
>I blurt out Grand Soren
>Professor ill likes fire

>In history class
>Professor asks me what the secret behind the Roman empire's success was
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Rome: Total War
>"TRIARII"
>Professor routs, class gives me a round of applause

>>376510251
people see her as a bastion of neutrality when in reality she was just trying to tell you actions have consequences and to be aware of them. Blame neutralfags for blowing her out of proportion

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>In philosophy
>Professor asks me to define epistimonology
>Put on the spot, start panicking, but i remember a certain quote from DoW
>"BATTUL BROTHERS, SPEHS MUHREENS TODEH DE EHNEMY IS EHT OOR DOWR, WE KNOU AUR DOOTY AND WE WILL DOO EET, WE FITE FOR AUR ONOR AS BLUD RAVEENS AS SPEHS MUHREENS, A WE FITE IN DE NAME OF THE EMPRAH! AND IF WE DAE THIS DAY, WE DAE IN GLORY. WE DAE HEROES DETHS...BUTT SHALL NOT DAE, NOH! IT IS THE EHNEMY HOO WILL TASTE DETH AND DEEFIT AS YOU NOH"
>The emperor's angels of death descend from the ceilling, delivering multiple, simultaneous and devastating defencive deep strikes on the professor.
>Entire class is purged on suspicion of heresy while giving me a round of applause.

>>376504929
Squall's monologue about evil in FF8 would have made you sound less like a fantastical retard.

>>376504929
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Serious Sam
>>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376517618
Huh he's doing the spin hold and isnt even losing stamina.

>takes philosophy classes
>plays shit games like witcher

Can't say I'm surprised.

>>376508141
Kill yourself.

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>>376504929
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Dead Space 2
>"DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER SHIT FUCK PIECE OF SHIT"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376522894
Well, that's what you get for being wrong.

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>>376504929

>>376506104
Sleeveless cat is best

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>>376505815
>implying he shouldn't be shot for taking a fedora class in the first place

>>376505268
Jedi ARE evil, don't you know what they did during the Mandalorian wars, lad?

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>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of marriage
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from VtM: Bloodlines
>"Individualism is a path fraught with obstacles, and sometimes angry mobs, but for all its hardships it is the only one worth taking"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
It was close, but I pulled it off.

>In geology
>Professor asks me about the rocks I collected
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Alone in the Dark
>"I dont have your stone and fuck you anyway"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376504929
>Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
When I was 14 I plagiarized the plot for Curse of Monkey Island for a writing assignment.
Got a A.

>>376504929
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Stand up and shout
> ABANDON ALL DELUSIONS OF CONTROL
>make him kill his wife or fight me to the death

>In history
>Professor asks me about the patriots
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear Solid 3
>The 'La-li-lu-le-lo'?
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376522250
They may be using potions or something to enhance their stamina, you can make some good builds if you put enough time in to the character, but like others have said this is an old webm and I remember when I used to do the whirl on him he'd parry and counter attack.