>They are not sitting all night drunk until 07:26 AM browsing

I shit my diaper while on /v/.

A-am I accepted?!?1

>>376486353
Normies go out

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>>376486274
there there OP i got you bro

>>376486274
It's because you still care. You still know that there are those of us in nooks and crannies, lurking for that next great adventure.

We're all going make it, anons. Together.

>implying she won't leave you for a nigger
you'll be back anon

>lads
>frogposter
OP is not older than 20

>>376486274
>Has a girlfriend
>26 years old
>Browsing /v/
Do you know how I know you're full of shit?

>>376488441
You adapt or you perish. What I have learned from my years of unviersity its that societies die quickly if they stay stagnant. I have chosen to adapt the current younger generation of cuckchaners by using such terms as "f.a.m." and "lads" and using the beloved frog. Perish at your own pace f.a.m.

>>376488526
I'm actually serious. I'm not American though if it helps.

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>27
>no gf
>no college degree
>strongarmed into taking antidepressants by roommate
>try and fail to improve myself
>realize I wasted over a decade on 4chan
>it's too late
>get even more depressed than before

Suicide seems like my only option.

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>>376488775

>>376488775
Become a burden on society instead. If you can ruin a bad person's day, do it, and take everything you can from the system.

>>376486274
Yeah, probably.

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>>376488775
here's a funny comic to cheer you up

>>376488775
OP here. The strongarm shit sounds like you're just too much about getting aproval, which is the story of my life pretty much. You need to stop that mentality and try not to "serve" the people you like but get to know and hang out with them without being that guy,

Anyway I got my girlfriend through years of hard work. I knew I wanted her so I just had to really work for it and in the end it paid off. But it has to be kind of nautral but if you're like me that doesnt come "natural" but you just have to want it enough to put in the effort to actually become a human being. Fucking sucks but its how it is in real life I guess. But I am drunk so dont take anything I'm writing as good fish.

Hello future robot.