I promise you that you cannot name one video game protagonist

Me

>>376481074
Him

>>376480919
Solid Snake
Jak
Duke Nukem

Done.

>>376481074
This guy

>>376480919
Asura

Dante from Devil May Cry series

>>376481074
Holy shit it's you

>>376481074
The legend.

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Next.

>>376481074
HOLY FUCK IT'S HIM

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Are you even trying?

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>>376480919

The whole Battleborn Roster.

>>376481074
Where the hell did this guy come from?

>>376481074
YOOOOOO

>>376481547
Good fucking read, thanks anon.

>>376481117
>Solid Snake
>fucking JAK
You're trolling, right?

>>376481242
Kratos would rip his head off and fuck it.

>>376481074
fpbb

>>376482650
The only way this would happen with how strong Doomguy is (being fully aware of what Kratos can do) Kratos would have to get the jump on him to win. Otherwise, DoomGuy would take one look at him and the "fuck that" radar would be going off so hard he would unload his BFG into Kratos' colon and then waste the rest of his ammo on the remains just to be sure.

>>376482845
Are you joking? How many times did Kratos die in the God of War series? Like literally die? He died, went to hell, killed Hades, and then came back and killed everybody who ever fucked with him so hard that there literally isn't even a word I can think of to describe how brutally he killed them all. I just have to imply it.

What's your favorite God of War boss? Some of my top picks are Hades, Cronos, and Poseidon.

>>376483178
Doom Guy will need a lot of bullets. If he can outlive Kratos' patience he wins.

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>>376480919
Kratos is a little emo faggot in a little emo faggot console game for little emo faggot kids that like to button mash. Have a (YOU) OP.

>>376481242
>>376481547
>>376482845
>>376483353
>>376483413
*voice of Duke in the distance*
THAT'S ONE DOOMED SPACE MARINE.

>>376481074
Don't ever step in this motherfucker's way right here.

>>376483413
>"Hey look at me I'm a little 1990's heavy metal long hair faggot who never moved on from my high school years that weren't even that good but I cling to them and listen to my Slayer records and hang out on 4chan all day to make fun of people who have different preferences than I do."

>>376483664
Duke Nukem. He dyes his hair blonde and wears tank tops. An ACTUAL faggot.

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>>376480919
>ANGRY ANGRY MAD MAD SO MANLY ANGER MAD HATE

Uncle Dante would hand him his own ass while making fun of how butthurt he is.

>>376482845
Isn't doomguy immortal as well? I thought they canonized that he cannot die,

>>376483901
But Donte is stronger.

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>>376483857
Dude I'm 19, bald and I like Dean Martin. (YOU) seem to be the one that knows all about the 90s old man. Take your dementia pills and shut the fuck up.

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>>376484071
(You)

>>376484137
Hahahahahahaha holy shit dude.
WOW.
That was honestly the worst comeback I've ever seen or heard.
Later buddy.

>>376484287
>Hahahahahahaha
>WOW

Not even that guy but you're embarassing yourself.

>>376484287
Still not that guy, but this whole "I am right at all times" thing /v/ denizens like to do just came to a head with you. That's tragic.

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>>376484287
>Hahahahahahahaha

Sign of an actual spoon burner. Why are you on /v/ when you have obviously pawned you kiddie games machine for drug money?

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The Dragon of Dojima

>>376484389
>>376484470
>>376484502
Lol alright then buddy.
Have a good night.
;)

>>376480919
>makes a deal with the god of war to be the ultimate warrior
>the natural bloodlust from it causes him to kill his family
>FUCK YOU ARES YOU MADE ME KILL MY FAMILY
>FUCK YOU TOO ZEUS IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>proceeds to go full edgelord and fuck everything up because he couldn't handle what he signed up for in the first place

Was Kratos autistic?

>>376481074

The myth himself.

>>376484768
No, he was Greek. Everyone was nucking futs in Greece. We're talking about Zeus eating his children to kill them when he could have been not weird and just threw them off the mountain.

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Chill anons. The OP obviously knows nothing about games. As any true gamer knows who the most badass game character is. The one guy that has killed more gamers than any other video game villain ever.

>>376480919
Big Boss
Solid Snake
Metroid
Doom Guy
Master Chief
Raiden
Dante
Ezio
BJ
Jensen
JC
Jak
Lara Croft
Commander Shepard
47
Isaac Clarke
Leon Kennedy
Chris Redfield
Point Man

>>376481201
WHACK HIM!

>>376481074
if you make it back in one piece, I'll let you do a strip search on me

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>>376484768
Yes.

Also Smith is the most badass he is more than one person.

>>376482650
Kratos' got big guts when he opened Pandora's box

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This motherfucker makes his own luck
what does Kratos have to counter that?

Daily reminder that the ONLY reason /v/ doesn't like the God of War series and that apparently some prissy emo fagboy can beat the main character is because he isn't Japanese, despite many of /v/'s favourite Japanese developers going on record saying that they enjoy the series.

Raiden in MGR

>>376484768
Just selfish.

Kratos is like a capeshit character if we were being truly honest with how it would play out.

>>376483353
Good thing Kratos has the patience of a toddler

>>376484768

Ares placed his family in some town he was supposed to raze, in the end it's just a story of everybody being dicks and everything getting fucked because of it.

>>376481547
He's fast!

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>>376483339
This guy.

>>376486290
At least it's accurate to Greek mythology in that sense.

Seriously, everyone in Greek mythos is a real fucking cunt. Either killing their children or killing their parents or raping humans or turning humans into monsters. Bunch of assholes.

>>376480919

Doomguy
Ryu Hayabusa
Fargoth

GoW is shit

>>376483339
The fat bitch in GoW2 where you have to run the gauntlet before her.

Poseidon in GoW3. They really kicked that game off with a bang.

>>376485548
The L button. If he times it right.

>>376481074
Came here to mention this character

>>376483178
You seem to forget that Doomguy has gone to hell and back as well

>>376483339
Lahkesis
Colossus of Rhodes
Minotaur
Persephone
Hecatonchires, shit game but awesome boss fight

>>376486789
he makes his own luck, he'll be fine

doom guy has been to hell and back and back to hell and back again

>>376480919
>badass
Go to bed Randy.

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>>376480919
Punched God in his shit because he made his daughter cry.

>>376481185
THIS

>>376487615
I want this game to get an HD remaster, or a release on the pc to fix the framerate nonsense.

Asura's Wrath is my favorite anime.

>>376481074
Whoa! Thelegend47?!

>>376486741
>>376483339
I don't think anything tops the Hydra fight in the first game. Blew me away as a teenager.

>>376486486
>I don't like this game, therefore the protagonist wouldn't win
That's not how this works, kiddo.

>God of War 2005
>"This games gonna get you laid. It's fuckin' rad"
>God of War now
>"SO DEEP STORYTELLING SLOW WALKING"
This isn't gonna end well.

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Who wins?

>>376488823
Dante has guns and is in good games

>>376481074
The man, the myth, the legend.

>>376488667

OK。

Superman of Superman 64 beats everyone。

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The real final boss of all dimensions is right here.

>>376488823
>neither can really be killed

>>376488934
>badass
Supes is plain as the sky and a boy scout.

You need to be "badass" and strong enough to back it up.

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>>376481761

>>376481117
Big Boss > Solid Snek

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>>376480919
There

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>>376483178
>>376482845
>>376487036
>yfw you realize doomguy is kratos

>>376483339
The two sisters of fate, it's the best one for me without a doubt for many different reasons.

The throwback to the first game, the fast reactions you need, the music, everything on it is perfect.

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>>376480919
Take a shot for every Tomaru Sawagoe

>>376480919
CUT MY WIFE IN TWO PIECES

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>>376484768
>the natural bloodlust from it causes him to kill his family
Not really Ares made him literally blind on the moment.
Then he tries to quit and ares sends the Furies after him.
Then Athena forces him to kill Ares and Zeus Gets pissed.
Besides that Zeus turned his mother into a monster, Ares and Athena kidnapped his brother and kept him with death itself, who then killed his brother.

When Kratos tried to kill himself the gods forced him to stay alive only for Zeus to steal his powers and throw him into the underworld.

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>kratos
>badass
he's a roid raging nigger in a mediocre series

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Maybe before he became a cuckdad