Hey fellow kids! Joker from the Phantom Thieves here. If you enjoyed stealing the hearts of evil adults with me, I bet you'll love Skyrim remastered. Now with more climb able mountains. It'll steal your hearth!
Good one Joker. We all know Skyrim is absolute garbage made by the biggest fucking hack in the industry
>all this begun with an anon who only edit the eyebrows of todd
>>376447706
>I bet you'll love Skyrim remastered
So that's why they call you Joker.
I would buy your game tod- i mean joker, but i heard that game was shit. I heard new vegas was a better game, is that true? It looks like so much fun!
>>376448378
Breath of the Wild is what i wanted Skyrim to be like, so I'm fine.
>>376448378
KeK
>>376448905
>>376447836
Alright anon, I'll give you one last chance: buy my game when it's out on the switch or I'll have to press the trigger.
Oh, and don't mind me, I'm just gonna follow you like this until Skyrim© deluxe Joycon Hd Rumble Switch Edition© is out. Just ready the money. You don't want to grab a cheap normal edition now, do you?
>>376447706
But does it have waifus?
>>376449434
Nice toy gun, faggot. Shit's only cognitive.
>>376449769
YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT NOW
>>376447706
Woah! Looking cool Joker! You should stay up all night playing Skyrim!
>>376447706
Surely there are worse company men who deserve this kind of ridicule. Or is it just because he's a manlet? He can't help it, anon, he can't help it!
>>376451385
Hi Todd.
>>376451385
He's got such a lovable face, people can't help but edit it.
I am happy Toddposting hasn't ended yet.
>There are people out there who are so angry and miserable at life they get mad at Toddposting.
These bring me immense joy, please keep going.
>>376448378
>>376447706
Aren't you a little short to be Joker?
Toddposting is the best posting
>>376450923
good one
>>376451385
>>376451676
DELETE THIS NOW
Damn it, there was a joke I thought of earlier today that was perfect for a Persona/Toddposting thread, and I can't remember what it was.
>>376447706
Hey! You shitty, rotten adult! Who the hell do you think you are impersonating my friend and selling us western trash?!
>>376448378
kek
>>376452112
Change his heart so he can make a good game for once.
>>376452257
>go into him
>there's no heart
>>376448378
>>376452112
>Western Trash
>>376452112
>>376452257
What would Todd's treasure be?
>>376452257
What would Todd Howard's treasure be?
>>376452380
What would Todd's confidant be like?
>>376452473
What do you think? A copy of skyrim remastered
>>376452473
>>376452490
Horse Armor
Toddposting is legitimately my favorite meme.
I almost like it enough to consider not pirating Fallout 4.
>>376452473
A PipBoy from Fallout 4: Pip Boy Edition©
>>376452708
*Knock Knock*
>>376452708
Was this Bethesda's plan all along?
>>376452708
>tfw I bought Fallout 4 legally
>Only played it for an hour because I got bored immediately
Poor Todd.
>>376452548
>>376452819
Sorry sir, but I'm too busy playing Fallout 3in New Vegas.
>>376452341
bruh
>>376452491
He gives valuable life lessons by lying and stealing your money. Like Chihaya but without benefits.
>>376452978
obsidian is a shit dev and they will never ever get to the privilege to work on my OC game series ever again
>>376447706
Why is your arm so short?
What would Todd's palace look like?
>>376452927
soss
>>376447706
What the fuck. Come on man, these Todd pictures are getting out of hand.
>>376453039
>tfw wnb fwb w/m.c.
>>376449683
I can be your waifu, if you buy my game
>>376452864
Of course!
>>376453175
just a game dev studio with a bunch of undeserved 100/100's plastered all over the walls
Sauna is warm, guys. Drinks on me.
>>376453584
That bench, can I climb it?
>>376453245
Don't get in the way of art anon, this is a wonder of the universe
A huge mountain that you're climbing. Todd sits at the top.
>>376453478
*Blocks your refund*
>>376453349
no. I get it, your game doesn't have any waifus and basically suck
>>376448378
S A V A G E
>>376453584
Stop wearing towels in sauna, Todd.
Only closeted gays do that.
wait
>>376451547
I unironically adore toddposting.
>>376453098
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP TODD I BOUGHT YOUR GAME ALREADY, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
>>376454136
>artificial size is bad
So badmouthing their previous games has always been Todd's marketing strategy? Interesting.
>>376454192
Did you buy the season pass?
>>376454120
Yeah same.
T. Not Todd
>>376454136
>the compact todd howard
What did they mean by this? Isn't he 6'2?
Why didn't you guys buy a copy of Redguard™ when it came out?
>>376454539
No, 62 centimeters. Not 6'2"
>>376448378
>>376454561
Because I'll never buy a Bethesda game again.
>>376447706
Honestly that shitty shop job for the mask irritates the hell out of me.
>>376454874
bothers me also, actually it feels like there has been a huge influx of lazy shitty ass shops over the last month. If you can't commit then don't bother
>>376454561
Truthfully? Because it was a fucking DOS game (that couldn't even install on DOS) in 1998 and chose Glide over Direct3D. No matter how good the game was, the technology killed it.
Why did normies shit their pants over Skyrim? I'd never played it and bought the special edition because it was on sale last week for less than the original game + DLC. I'm 12 hours in and it's fucking dull, just mashing left click over and over again is supposed to be combat, the shouts which was supposed to be the game's super special mechanic are useless.
I'm also fed up with the fact that some areas are just inaccessible at lower levels, the first quest for the companions in Shimmerlight Cave is impossible due to enemy health and the damage they deal.
>>376447706
WAKE UP
GET UP
GET SKYRIM
>>376452708>tfw I love this meme so much that I actually bought Fallout 4 and the season pass.
>>376455428
Interestingly, Todd regretted exactly that the most. I'm surprised Bethesda never bothered to patch it after all these years.
>Gamespy: If you could go back in time and change one thing in one of your games, what would it be? Or would you not change anything at all?
>Todd Howard: Id have no level cap in Fallout 3. Oh wait, you probably meant The Elder Scrolls, hmmm. I still regret having Redguard only support Glide for 3d acceleration. We should have made it Direct3D based. We missed the technology window on that one. That killed that game. There are other regrets, but most of those decisions made sense at the time and werent game killers, so we fix them game to game.
https://web.archive.org/web/20090711210304/http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/fullstory.php?id=159095
Fuck Todd
I like this meme
Then anons start telling that they bought bethesda games because they liked the meme too
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