>"Hello there, /v/! Before you take another step, allow

Of course, just let me chug these 8 potions of fortify luck first.

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>>376423272
>"Glad you asked. As you may have noticed, I'm not looking my best at the moment. I'm a little, shall we say, down on my luck, which is NOT something I'm used to, let me tell you. At any rate, I'm looking for a little starting capital to get things rolling here in Mournhold - I've recently arrived myself, as well - and I thought you might be able to help me out. Think you could part with, say, fifty billion gold?"

>>376423479
No way fag

>>376423010
More like GAYnor haha

>>376423010
Hurm

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>>376423816
>>376424002
>>376424771
> "Are you sure about that? I mean, to look at you, it's obvious that you're a /v/irgin of means. I imagine you wouldn't even know that the gold was gone. Think about it for another second or two. Think about how much it'd mean to me, about what a great help it would be."

>>376425048
All i have is this yellow fuzzy hat, you want that instead?

>Everyone shits on the miss miss miss combat
>Their grand opus is to make someone even more miss miss miss

Thankfully Morrowshit was the only game that was full of lapses in good judgment.

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>>376425264
>"I love it that you want to help, but you don't have that much? Are you sure? Hmm. Well, perhaps we could work out some other sort of deal. Have you got maybe, I don't know, a nice doujin I could have? I mean, that'd be worth more than fifty billion gold, I know, but the value of that alone would solve all my problems. What do you say?"

>>376425941

No

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>>376426184
>"I'm sorry, what? Oh, come on. Look at you! I'm sure you've got a whole stash of doujinshi someplace! Probably have your own sadpanda account! I know you can spare it, so hand it over!"

>>376426690
No, but you can have my copy of the lusty argonian maid.

>>376426690
Fuck off you treehugging elf, I have better shit to do than stand around and listen to your mouthbreathing.

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>>376427839
>"No?.... NO? You don't say "no" to me! NO ONE SAYS "NO" TO GAENOR! Oh, don't you think I'll forget this. I'll remember you, /v/, and I'll get you for it. I promise you that!"

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>>376428103
Dats wur youz iz wrong, ya git