This game makes me want to replay Okami, Viewtiful Joe, DMC,

This game's character design makes me want to vomit... Am I the only one?

>>376417849
If you mean vomit jizz out of my penis then I'm with you

>>376417849
I was just thinking the same thing. It's grotesque.

MGR is the best Platinum game. Don't even try debating me, I'll just insult you and spout memes.

>>376417849

Nope. It's pretty embarrassing she goes naked for "Climax"/kills.

The gameplay isn't good either. I'd rather Kamiya just copied Devil May Cry over instead of trying to do Devil May Cry + 2 while making even worse controls.

>>376417849
are you
>>375784245
>>375767164

>>376418645
>worse controls
what

>>376418645
to me the concept and the nudity arent what disgust me.
its merely the proportions, the design, the lankiness
she looks like a transsexual to me

>>376418517
>I need a (you), anon please reply to me I'm desperated

>>376418670
No. Can't see what he's responding to, but I'm all for tits and asses. Bayonetta's proportions are just all fucked up in a really grotesque way. And the fact that she appears to be designed specifically and very overtly to appeal to some really shitty neckbeard fetishes (extremely long hair, glasses, latex) makes it very cringy. The character designer was clearly trying really hard to make her sexy it was an absolute failure.

It's like when people get turned on and start talking "dirty" by using words like "cumslut" and "fuckhole". There's just something very adolescent and undignified about it. Like an unsocialized neckbear that doesn't know how to express its urges. It just makes me cringe.

>>376419307
You are a gay white male.

Nah, must be a shit taste thing.

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>>376419307

>neckbear

rofl

My girlfriend likes it when I call her my cumslut.
Fight me faggot.

>Finally get around to ordering Wonderful 101
>Tracking status shows Delivered
>Not in my mailbox
>This was like 3 days ago

Anyone else go through this shit? Did you ever get it? I called USPS and they opened a case, but i dunno.

>>376419307
I think they didn't really try to make her sexy. They are all japanese, they know what's the standard. Even westerns consider sexy what weeaboos like. I think they tried to make her overly sexualized, but not "sexy", on purpose

>>376417798
Look, Kamiya, I love Bayonetta. I do. And it's cool you got to put her in Smash Bros and everything even though I hate how she plays.

But man come on, you have more than enough pull to get the rights back for VJ or Okami, we need HD versions. We need Okami in 4k or at least 1080p.

Furthest pipe dream is a VJ3 with proper closure on the story but that'll never happen

I think Capcom could probably wring a decent number of pennies out of GodHand HD, too

>>376419307
You couldnt be farther from the mark if you tried

The proportions are mainly for the sake of animation quality

Bayo was designed by a woman

>>376419307
I think you hit the nail on the head here.
She's a 12 year old's idea of what a hot woman is.
She just looks foppish.

>>376417798
>Does that game make me want to play infinitely better games?
Yes OP

>>376419524
>Order Figuarts Kamen Rider Brave
>Tracking says delivered
>It's not at my house
I think mine was a case of the hood rat family who lives near me and their kids stealing shit.

>>376417798

Yes, you are

>>376419715
>designed by someone who isnt sexually attracted to the female form
Well that explains it.

>>376417798
Sexy af.

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>>376419827
sucks man, did you ever get like a refund from the seller?

>Okami 2
>Viewtiful Joe 3
>God Hand 2

You can only choose one

>>376419490
Good for you, but you guys still sound like unsocialized neckbears with adolescent sexual sensibilities. Not a big deal if you and your girlfriend are into it, but many people would find that extremely off-putting.
>>376419715
>It's for animation quality
Bullshit. And women can have undeveloped neckbeard understanding of sexuality too. See the guy above whose girlfriend likes to be called "cumslut"

>>376420009
source

>>376420009
I'm gonna check with my post office first. The delivery simply may have been delayed.

@376419148
Fucking easy kid

>>376418851
> Dodge
> Under lockon

Literally unplayable, anon. I had to make a Steam Controller config for the 360 pad to shift Lockon to left side, and then dodge to the right top bumper. INFINITELY better.

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>>376419307
>Bayo's proportions argument

All you gotta do is dump a pic of bayo with normal proportions and you know that line of thinking is a mistake.

>>376420256
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>376419678
The PS3 version of Okami is actually downscaled 4k.
If I was a millionaire I would buy the rights for Clover's games from Capcom and just give them to Kamiya I want some stock in Platinum too.

>>376420256
>design is so messed up you have to make the character inhuman to make it work

>>376420064
Vast majority of women call themselves cumsluts or their bf daddy in bed.

Get out more.

>>376420256
Well, that girl doesn't have normal proportions. But the proportions are only half the argument. See everything in my post after the sentence about proportions.

>>376420203
Same, I hope they find yours too man. I feel like an ass doing a claim on the seller if they dont find it since it looks like its the carriers fault. But I dont want to be out my purchase

>>376420256
Posts womanlet with deformed legs.

>>376420426
because it's been taught to them

>muh proportions
It's not photorealistic, perfectly natural proportions are not desirable for the aesthetic being used.

>>376420806
unless you're an ugly leather giraffe

>>376420791
Lol nice one. No. Yeah u really don't understand women.

>>376420791
Pls don't respond to namefags or shitty bait. Shame on you.
>>376420806
Fucked up proportions aren't desirable either, or so many people wouldn't be so disgusted by her. Just because normal proportions wouldn't fit doesn't mean that her proportions aren't bad. There aren't only two options for how to do proportions.

>>376421034
Lol triggered reddit faggot.

Nearly ever feminists has a daddy kink in bed.

Bayonetta combines all the attractiveness of a John Waters film with the sexless '90's grunge scene, superimposed on the physique of an impala.