Please, please tell me you don't actually bring your

Oh no, a 12 year old on /v/ is gonna judge you, watch out

>>376354067
fpbp

>>376354067
This. I'm 32 and I've brought it with me to several places and people eat that shit up.

>Oh is that the new Nintendo?
>Can I see?
>So cool

etc.

I actually get more annoyed that people view me as a walking arcade than embarrassed.

>>376353949
Why the fuck would I buy a portable and not bring it outside?

>>376353949
We all went to middle school, anon, we know how it feels being laughed at. Grow up a decade or two and maybe you too can bring a toy with you and not feel embarrased.

I brought it with me to play while my car was being inspected

>D-don't bring your Switch outside! You'll be looked down on as a disgrace!
>As we all know, the general public absolutely fears and loathes video games and dinky looking gadgets

Ok pal

>>376354971
>letting them "inspect" your car

How much of a cuck can one man be?

OP blown the fuck out into oblivion

I bet that bitch is hiding in the woods right now

>>376355668
Not him but emissions standards are a thing in many countries and require regular inspections. You'd know that if you went some third world shitter or a burger.

>>376355668
>having a car you, not walking everywhere
How much of a cuck can one man be?

>>376354356

They're being sarcastic

>>376353949
>dont bring out your switch!
>post a pic of 2 qt's playing some guys switch

its like OP is trying to die with his dick ever being wet

>>376353949
can they even see anything on that screen ? that posture reminded me of my grandma.

>>376355879
Oh look, another dumb euro-nigger.

>>376353949
Brought it to a Starbucks, played Mario Kart on it (with Bluetooth headphones via 3.5mm-to-Bluetooth adapter), no one gave a shit except this little 7-year-old girl who kept looking over my shoulder from time to time.

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>>376356179

Every time you allow normies to see your Switch, another one is converted and Nintendo gets another sale. The device is viral.

>>376356625
stay mad

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>>376353949

Haven't encountered a problem yet. If anything it's usually becomes a nice conversation starter for people who see me with it.

>>376356462
nice, so it really attracts women attention

>>376355879
>not having a Tesla
>2027

>>376355668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCqA_cVi0YA

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>>376356785
butthurt

>>376353949
>not realizing the switch is just bait to break the ice with girls.

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>>376356785
That's your comeback!?

>>376353949
the controllers are too small

>>376357074
This
If you are Chad women now have an easier time talking to you.

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>>376356625
>ms paint image
>buh sony!

>>376356179
>being this insecure
>being this paranoid
>being this spaghetti

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>>376357250
How about a chart instead?

>>376357032

reddit

ITT: people so concerned about looking autistic in public to the point where they're catatonic if they go out, if at all.

>>376354684
>>>376353949 (OP)
>We all went to middle school, anon, we know how it feels being laughed at. Grow up a decade or two and maybe you too can bring a toy with you and not feel embarrased.
truth

>>376357354
FUCKING DELETE THIS

I seriously don't see how anyone walks around in public flashing things that cost hundreds of dollars that are easily stolen by some fuck just simply walking by.

Too trusting/stupid imo.

I'd fucking never be out in public with this shit.

>>376357604
theft in broad daylight like that doesn't happen very often when you dont live in detroit

>>376357901

Who said it had to be broad daylight?

>>376357604

Because not everyone lives somewhere ghetto. And hello, fucking phones and tablets that generally cost 1.5 or 2x more and a small phone is even easier to rob.

>>376358151

Yeah but don't space phones have some sorta tracking bullshit in em nowadays?

>>376358347
Takes a few hours to track and by then they're out of the country.

>>376358531

Yeah I bet some low life faggots stealing a space phone are just waiting to jump on a plane right after they steal little billies phone.

>>376358347
>>376358531
Nobody's going to leave the country with a stolen phone? And if the location service is on, its instant. All you have to do is factory reset or just turn off location.

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>ninkiddos won't go to a bar unless it gives candy

>>376358847
>>376358939
Stolen phones are a big market in 3rd world shitholes.