Itt: who you main in Mario Kart
Everyone make judgements on people based on who they main.
>DK
>>376343921
You're either a memer or you like heavy characters
Miis.
dry bones mkds
Female Villager.
Daisy.
Yoshi MKDS
>>376344041
Superb taste.
>>376343921
>DK
Meme Lord
>Miis
Get a life
>Female Villager
Maybe ur fetish
>Daisy
kys
BASED IGGY
>>376343921
Dry bones
Luigi + Jet/rocket looking bike + slim tires. Best build.
King Boo
ROB MKDS
Inkling Girl
>>376343921
Pink Gold Peach
>>376343921
Would be Inkling Girl if the game wasn't fucking $60.
>>376344370
This
>>376343921
>DK
You are my kinda guy OP
Wario is my main though.
>>376344196
>Iggy
Into the trash you go.
>>376343921
female villager
>>376344370
patrician
>>376343921
>>376344425
MY NEGROS!
DK and Wario all the way! Love those two motherfuckers, but mostly DK
I mostly play as Link.
Super: Luigi
64: Wario
SC: Luigi
DD: Parakoopa / Toadette
DS: Dry Bones
Wii: Waluigi
7: Luigi
8: Roy
If I get Dux I'll probably roll with King Boo
Rosalina
>Not maining THE BEST since 1992
>>376343921
people like you OP, you play Wario, DK, and in smash bros you play the same as well as Marth to mix things up, then Ganon, sometimes Bowser, Mr. Game and Watch.
>>376344630
Also Roy. I love them shades and I hope they sell them at the Nintendo World theme parks
>>376343921
Daisy on Standard Bike
>Heavy
Roy or King Boo
>Medium
Ludwig or Mii
>Light
Isabelle or Lemmy
always Dry Bones
Dry Bowser and Toadette
What does this mean about me?
Dry Bowser w/ Pipe frame, Slim tires, and Super glider
>>376345024
You have a size fetish.
>>376343921
My mii with dolan face.
Gold Mario or Ludwig
>>376343921
Real nigga coming through, most likely a huge bro
>>376343981
Just wants to play and fuck up other people, just start the race for god's sake
>>376344041
Cool guy
>>376344042
Thinks Mario Kart is a too fast game, gets vertigo in flying segments
>>376344076
Good taste
>>376344135
Aware of Yoshi stigma, plays him anyway because he doesn't care about memes
>>376344301
Feels joy every time Luigi wins because he loves underdogs
>>376344325
Enjoys the characters that you don't get to play as very often. Probably played Funky in MKWii.
Link the bess
>>376343921
green shy guy or baby luigi
Koopa.
>>376345356
>all these positive stereotypes
You're a good guy.
Donkey Chong
I just like dry bones. played him since DS. that or the villager, they have good designs imo also
>>376345405
kill me
the cutest character
>>376343921
mario in blue falcon
>>376343921
>light
shyguy
>medium
Daisy
>heavy
Wario
>>376343921
Mii, Iggy, and Luigi
>>376343921
Koopa Troopa
or Roy
or WAHLUEEGEE
but mostly Koopa
Rosalina, best ass in the motorcycle racing suit.
Male Villager. Haven't played a single other character since I bought the game launch night.
>>376345730
>Mii, Iggy, and Luigi
That sounds like a name for a sitcom
Dry Bones or Shyguy, anyone else is for gays.
Inkling Girl, cycling through all 3 colors each game
Rosalina
>>376343921
How do people still enjoy Nintendo shit?
I haven't played their shit since the GBA/Gamecube days and even I'm sick of seeing the same crap over and over.
>>376345832
Same
>>376343921
Male Villager with Blue falcon
Link in 8
Koopa Troopa in every other game
>>376344370
good taste.
Inkling Girl
Yoshi or dry bones.
>>376344041
my nigga
Wario
>>376343921
>no sega characters
why
>>376346558
this is the very first MK to feature any other 1st party nintendo characters, there won't be any 3rd parties for a long while if ever
WHEN
>>376345653
That's me as well
Who /mii/ here
>>376346671
well they better make a new sega allstars game soon then, and have a few nintendo characters.
>>376347492
you're really stupid if you think ninty characters will show up in a mariokart clone
>>376347593
on the switch version they could.
Shy Guy
Also use Pink Gold Peach, Bowser and the non-MK characters
Dry Bones is for faggots
Shy Guy.
Bowser Jr. bros where we at?
I only play the most adorable character in the whole game.
Toadette
I wish Diddy was back in this game, he didn't deserve to be cut.
What's the most meme combo I can possibly make?
Pic related has been my main since Double Dash.
>>376343921
Baby Luigi and Shy Guy
>>376343921
Really fun to play Mario Kart with, as he's one of the most fun characters to use.
Donkey Kong, Pink Gold Peach, and Inkling Boy (light blue)
What is the difference between heavy and light characters and shit?
>>376345149
Tfw my post gets ignored
>>376348789
heavys have more overall speed while lights are faster at accelerating and have better handling
heavier characters also get bounced less when bash into other characters
time to ink you up
>>376348789
Light characters suck dick aside from having good mini up turbo.
>inb4 muh acceleration
Why does it matter how fast you accelerate when your top speed is as fast as a heavies half speed? Light fags BTFO.
Oh yeah and heavies are fast as hell and are top tier.
>>376348907
I've noticed heavy's charge drift boosts faster
Luigi and Waluigi.
baby rosalina
>>376343921
I main Bowser Jr.
How would you describe someone who mained Mario?
>>376344041
Dry Bomber master race reporting in
Rosalina/Ludwig master race
>>376349325
some old timer who never plays videogames that has been roped into playing
I played Daisy and Luigi in MK8 but I've been playing a lot of King Boo and Gold Mario in Deluxe. I'll probably go back to Daisy and Luigi eventually, though I think I'll continue playing King Boo now and then. I'm only really playing Gold Mario to show off to the online scrubs.
>>376344370
top tier choice my favorite as well
Red shyguy
Who /bluefalcon/
>>376345723
I miss that "HI I'M DAISY!".
Made DD even more fun to play.
My main is Luigi by the way.
>>376345149
good taste
I roll with slicks, though. Slims are too tight
squid girl on any motorcycleguess why
>>376344784
Where my Waluigi mains at
King Boo. It was always King Boo.
Nintendo should really remove smart steering from online play.
It is so easy for me to abuse, I always end up in first or second. I highly doubt I'm the only one abusing it too.
>>376354025
Wah.
Waluigi on the scooter, every time
>>376343921
Bowser Koopa the Second, aka Bowser Jr, aka Junie motherfuckin' B.
>>376352432
because you like bikes a lot and splatoon is your favourite franchise
Custom Mega Man Mii using the Amiibo outfit
>>376343921
white shy guy or guy villager
Peach. I only ever use bikes.
Larry
Dry Bones
Isabelle
Roy
>>376343921
SMK: Koopa Troopa
MK64: Peach
DD: Diddy and Yoshi
Wii: Rosalina
MK8: DK
mii with PAC-MAN Amiibo Outfit
>>376357835
Haha YES! the bikes are the coolest shit.the fact that they made her butt so noticeable is really weird
Pink Gold Peach help fulfill my /m/ boner.
Inkling Girl
Wild Wiggler, Azure Roller, Paper Glider
>>376344370
This until I unlocked Gold Mario.
>>376343921
>Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Super Circuit, DS
Mario
>Double Dash, Wii
Baby Mario & Baby Luigi (DD only)
>7
Metal Mario
>Mario Kart Arcade GP DX
Don-chan
>8
Used to be Metal Mario but now Isabelle since that DLC came out
Never played GP 1 or 2 but I'd probably pick Mario again or Pac-Man.
>>376343921
>Light
Dry Bones
>Medium
Inkling Girl
>Heavy
Bowser
King Boo
>>376344041
brother
>>376357485
Aka Bow Jow, Aka Lil Bowwow, aka B-Junes, aka BJ, AKA Twoser, Aka Not-Baby Bowser, Aka Koopaling #8, aka Jay. Seriously, Bowser Junior has the most nicknames out of any Mario character.
Luigi
>light
Bowser Jr.
>middle
Iggy Koopa
>Heavy
King Boo
Shy Guy
Also WHERE THE FUCK IS DIDDY KONG
Wendy
>>376343921
>>376343921
I like a lot of characters but most of the time I play one of the following:
Donkey Kong
Link
Rosalina
Squidgirl
Dry Bowser
Isabelle
I'm fond of the jet bike with metal wheels and the landship with rollers or button wheels
So it's slowly becoming Smash Bros Kart, I see
I hear people talking shit about Yoshi mains all the time. what is the meme behind this?
>>376363063
That they're 100% likely to be gay. Haha
>>376363063
haha
>>376343967
^this
>>376361801
hahaYou are actually a scalefag, though. Probably one of the ones autistic enough that when someone uses "furry" as a catch-all for anthropomorphic porn you're all ACKSHULLY
>>376344784
>playing as Toad in any MK except 64
64 Toad is my nigga, but let's be honest - he's trash in any other game.
MK8 - Roy is my boy
>>376362793
What's wrong with that?
>>376343921
>having anything other than a light character as your main
How's that blue shell recovery going?
>>376365353
how can you even be this out of touch with the meta?
its always been
150cc - heavy
200cc - med
lightweights have no place in serious play, they are objectively the worst
Orange shyguy most of the time, sometimes toad.
Don't see many other Daisies online, but got in a lobby with three of us a couple days ago.
>>376365505
I guess it's just an opinion. DK ain't bad though desu
>>376343921
First row is acceptable
Second row is good
Third row is kill-yourself tier
Fourth tier is objectively the best
Fifth tier is shit
Sixth tier is the worst
>>376345376
>>376348728
>>376349151
>Baby character
Closet pedo, no exception
>>376362793
Honestly, it should've become this years ago already.
>>376344041
>lightweight
>>376343921
Yoshi or Boo always
winning at higher ranks literally comes completely down to having an OP character/cart/wheels combo, and there's only a couple i know of that truly qualify.
Isabelle, Bikes only
>ctrl-f metal mario
>2 results
>both in the same post
>117 IPs
you faggots disgust me
>>376343921
Dry Bones
Based fat fuck
>>376343921
>Mario, Tanooki Mario, Baby Mario and Metal Mario
>no Funky Kong
Why is this even allowed?
>>376366261
and no diddy is equally inexcusable
Is Scooty Puff Jr still viable?
>>376346671
There's a MK where you can play as pacman though
my main man lakitu
i have no idea why i just picked him once and stuck with him and the wiggler kart
>>376343921
Bowser since Super Mario Kart
SMK - Troopa
MK64 -Luigi
MKSC - Toad
MKDD - Diddy & Daisy
Everything since - Daisy
>>376366023
Well my favorite character is Luigi, but my favorite class is light so that's why I choose Baby Luigi
>>376345356
>Link the bess
Luigi every game
>dumb shit like weight classes and stats on kart pieces
>stupid end all be all items like rocketbill or little shop of horrors (lightning and blue shell were enough)
>REALLY dumb fucking maps from Wii and SNES, and horrible new maps like Hyrule
>no award ceremony after beating a cup or doing a cup with
>still can't talk to other players
>STILL NO BLOCK
MK64 is still GOAT. Best balance, BEST FUCKING MAPS, no bloat, best presentation.
MK8D is fun, but MK peaked at 64, declined a bit with DD, then took a good dive after that.
>all these stupid 18-22 year old posters that'll "try" to argue with me
l o l
>>376344041
Came to post this
R.O.B. was cool too
>>376367964
>Hyrule
>horrible
Why? It's a fun course to run on.
Been playing Dry Bones since High school when
I was trying to learn german so (in addition to my german class) I changed my DS' language to german and discovered his name in german is Knochentrocken and his tank was the Knochen Panzer
>>376368207
It's objectively dull and plain.
>>376367372
same
She's my daughterfu.
Delicious strawberry chocolate inkling girl
>>376368457
>go into hyrule castle
>hit switches to activate a shortcut, mechanic only used in this course
>lots of twists that can be circumvented with skillful boosts
>getting your shit wrecked by bats and octoroks if you're not careful
for a DLC course this stage offers more than others.
>>376343921
Fight me faggot
Baby Rosa
whatever horrible things you're thinking ofare probably correct
The shitpost man himself.
Shyguy or Dry Bones
Isabelle + Mr Scooty/Azure Rollers/Bowser Wing
doot doot.
>>376345356
You seem to think that the mii I pick is 1) not one I already have created or 2) not the one I've created that I pick literally every time I play
>>376343921
I mained this bitch in MK7
MKWii ~ Dry Bones
MKDS ~ Dry Bones
MK8 and 8D ~ Dry Bones / Larry
When's my nigguh wiggler coming back bros?
>Daisy
https://twitter.com/SuperDaStar/status/860985730604032000
Bowser Jr.
>>376370203
>2:11 on excite
Dry Bones and King Boo
>>376343921
Pink Gold Peach
>>376343967
>You like the think i like or you're le reddit level
Hello, Le Nu-Reddit.
captain faggot
>>376344689
Redditor
>>376344774
A waifufag, but the kind you don't fuck with in a race
>>376345730
Underage
>>376347830
Also a redditor
>>376348184
Hothead who thinks Bowser Jr. gives them good luck
>>376348671
Shitposter thats chill in real life
>>376356740
The guy who yells out memes in public
>>376361640
Furry who couldn't find a character who wasn't a human
>>376367263
One of the more experienced mario kart players
>>376368819
Somehow worse than Daisyfags when it comes to posting waifus
>>376371003
Browses /d/ or just likes to piss people off
!!
Luigi every time
>>376344041
>Dry Bones
Coo-
>MKDS
Ultra tryhard deluxe
Donkey Kong Jr.
But for real, White Shy Guy
>>376369830
>Wiggler
MY NIGGLER. I miss him so much ;_;
SHYGUY
>>376371601
A huge contrarian bitch who loves being edgy
>>376366141
Metal Mario is the new Luigi.
>haha I'm not plain and boring or a try-hard faggot, I play METAL Mario!
I play as these two in every game they're available.
ROY
SNES: Koopa
64: Proshi
SC: fuck that game
DD: Bowser/Waluigi
DS: Dry Bones ALL DAY ERRDAY
Wii: Dry bones/Dry bowser/Mii
7: Proshi/Rosalina
8: Dry bones
>>376343921
Red or green yoshi
>>376373251
haha what if you were gay anon just for laughs
>>376372848
he's by far the most aesthetic heavy character without being faggy
>>376360329
is that a fucking tank
>as a kid
Yoshi
>now
Either Wario or Boo. Bowser corpse looks pretty sweet as well.
>>376374886
>he missed the MKDS online snaking clusterfuck
for shame, anon
>>376373128
some people find you to be insufferable
>>376374886
No
It's a cunt destroyer
>>376372889
Hello female
There's a disturbing lack of Bowser Jr. in this thread. LONG LIVE THE PRINCE!
BING BING WAHOO
>>376343921
Always Mario, and in Double Dash I choose King Boo as my partner.
Purple inkling boy.
>>376357953
Noice~ Mega or bust
>maining anyone but Toadette when available
Does 150/200cc appear more frequently in online play at some point?
Lakitu
>>376344370
The best person.
>First place
>Blue Shell
>Red Shell
>Red Shell
>6th
>Get nothing but triple greens for the last lap
>3rd
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE