>go to my friend's house for a party >bring my switch

You want to know how I know you're lying?

>>376299406
Let's hear it anon.

>The screen is a shota
>the Joycons are generic konosuba milfs
Trash

i've derailed a party with a laptop, street fighter alpha 3, & controllers

it depends on the crowd and really isn't a big deal at all.

>>376299435
If your 'friend' was holding the party why would he be playing BotW on his own instead of being a good host?

>>376299604
People wanted to see it?

It's a game literally everyone knows about and wanted to see.

>>376299443
would you prefer the reverse you sick fuck?

I made everyone play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Society is becoming stagnant
Even people that should'nt be are becoming shut in or socially awkard
Lots of men say fuck you to women and they say sorry once the get cut off from the social circle
Awkard

>>376299723
>Lots of men say fuck you to women
Watching MGTOW take off and evolve over the course of the past few years has really done a lot to restore my faith in society.

Change is coming and it's going to be great.

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>>376299661
Sounds like an awful party.
Whatever happened to good conversation in the company of others?

>>376299923
you have to consider the likely scenario. when OP says "everyone" we automatically assume a full on house party full of strangers, etc. most likely it was just a small group of peoeple, most who know each other, and probably all equally autistic and ugly.

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>>376299923
They was having conversations and shit, but (((someone))) ruined it

>>376300252
Normalfag parties sound boring as fuck

>>376300252
>conversation
Does anyone wanna hear my thoughts on muslims?

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>>376300252
>Karen is OP
>Karen picked up a girl at the party

>>376300320
They are, that's really all you do. Best thing to come with a normalfag party is getting any kind of connections, like job connections, gf connections....

>>376299694
A MILF surrounded by two shotas would actually make more sense, yes.

>>376300320
>>376300437
>>376300362
its funny because these days, normalfag parties also include a lot of glued on the phone

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>>376300367

>>376300497

Last normalfag party I went to was 3 years ago. I'm 30 I hang with adults that actually have a lot to say. We all have 1 thing in common, we all would like to gas liberal journalists lol

>>376300072
>a full on house party full of strangers
Why the fuck would anyone invite a group of strangers to their party?

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I'll beat the fuck out of any nerd that brings his gayass nintendo bitch to any party I'm at, don't think I'm joking. I'll fuck Karen up.

>>376300630
yeah man fuck leftists haha

>>376300661
That's what American teenagers think parties are like. They're not allowed to drink so they have to cram everyone into whomever's parents aren't home that weekend. Also involves the worst beer in the world and red cups.

>>376300252
>>376300559
I'd invite Karen to my party so we can play with her Switch.

>>376300714
Yea man, I wish I could wake up one morning and read on the news that new york times staff are all piled up and burning.

>>376300252
Not gonna lie, I'd eat Karen's ass and ask for seconds.

>>376300559
She's so flat it's cute

>tfw will never play with her joycons after playing puyo

>>376300741
Think she can handle 2DS?

>>376300252
Imagine if everyone at the party raped Karen.

Guys how do I make Karen my girlfriend?

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>>376300710
>get together with buddies from online years ago
>just a week of hanging out and playing Guilty Gear, Smash Bros, Four Swords, Gitaroo Man, and the best party game ever Wario Ware on gamecube
>haven't done anything like that in 15 years

I want to go back

>>376300362
>mfw i get invited to a mates party to be introduced to his friends
>supposedly one guy that will really like me according to mate
>drink too much because i can talk to people a lot easier
>night ends with most people avoiding me and the one guy that was supposed to like me calling me a racist and going on a huge political rant whilst i just stare at him.

>>376300730
I seriously thought parties were like that. Like, just a house full of people you don't know. Also the entire point of them is to find someone drunk enough to have sex with you.

>>376300362
Yes, but only if you want to hear my thoughts on the jews

>>376301234
some of them are. contrary to what the other poster said, it just depends. but the majority of parties fall somewhere in between, where it may be intended for people you know, but it explodes with friends of friends, and so on.

parties, like gender, are on a spectrum.

>>376301178
Be honest, anon, what did you say?

>>376301178
The reason you guys were supposed to like each other was because you could debate together. Instead you just stayed quiet. You gotta keep taking. If he calls you a racist, say that a code word for someone who's proud of their heritage, then accuse him of being racist against that. Or just punch him because that's a logical response to being called something you aren't.

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>>376299317

>>376302359
What about two shotas and a big busty woman?

>>376301563
tv was on in the background and there was another terror attack on the news
i was complaining about muslims loudly for 2 hours because its not very often I'm in a place where i'm not fucking surrounded by them lol


>>376301787
i went to the party for alcohol and casual racism not political debates.

>>376302447
>western europe

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>>376302671

>>376302447
You are dumb going on a political rant for that long. No one wants to associate with a perceived racist anon. Learn to keep your /pol/ in check.

>>376302812
i was overwhelmed by freedom and shots

>>376301140

Get a switch before Chad does.

>>376299539
I did it with a dreamcast, sf3 and rez in 2008

>>376300252
Implying normies even have conversations anymore. The last time I hung out with my classmates they were all just sitting there with their eyes glued to their cellphones.

>>376299317
>shilling this gay
cringe

>>376304445
but chad is sony, through to the end.
no lie

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What I like about it was I could ask my Mum if she wanted to play a game, hand her a Joycon, play Snipperclips and she'd pick it up in no time and it was just fun.

The last time she played a game (unless you count mobile stuff) was when my dad and I got my aunts and uncles round to our house at 12AM one night and they all drunkenly played Jet Set Radio Future on my dad's Xbox until dawn. A one-off, but I remember it so fondly. Being able to replicate that kind of fun again on a whim is really nice.

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I love shill threads haha