Todd Howard will die in your lifetime.
You will wake up one morning, or get home from work, or even just be browsing /v/, and you'll see, hear or dead the headline:
"Todd Howard dead".
You'll thing it's a joke. after all, Morgan Freeman 'died' once, didn't he?
Then you'll see it again.
You're starting to get more worried now.
Then it'll be on the front page of IGN or whatever other video games news website.
Haha, funny joke guys.
But then you realize.
He's dead.
That magical, magical man is dead. The liar is dead. Your childhood hero is dead.
Does he have a son?
Fuck him. I'll legit shed a tear when Kojima dies. MGS was my autistic hobby, I owe alot to that man.
His last words were:buy my game
>>376295021
yeah but MGSV wasn't 100% perfect so it's not chic to like any of his games on /v/ anymore
>>376294992
Yes. Tom Holland.
>>376294935
It's not like the company will disappear
>>376294935
Are you kidding? He looks younger every year.
>Todd ends up using his own death to try and guilt trip people into buying his games.
How do you think he'll die, lads? Mountain climbing accident perhaps?
The call that saved himself.
>>376294935
I don't even give a fuck, his games are shit now
Just like Taro, Kojima and every hack developer that now doing nothing but shit
>>376295050
If it is, I would buy a new copy of Skyrim with all the DLC.
Todd Howard can't die; he's immortal.
>>376295930
>Taro's games are shit
nice meme
>>376295959
This. He'll get House treatment.
>>376296141
t. kektomatobaby
Back to your ass threads you go
>>376294992
His wife does
He has manlet strength, he will outlive us all
>>376296227
>implying mighty todd can be a cuck
>>376294935
Not big into Bethesda, but I'm autistic enough that remember Iwata is dead still sends me into a mild depression every day.
That man deserved a far better final month than we gave him.
>>376295837
>>376296539
Hello, Chris Avellone on the line. How can I help you?
>>376295930
This tb h.
Only death that would make me sad is if Armagan from taleworlds would die.
>>376295959
>essential*
>>376296539
This pic is so good
>>376296539
>sarcastically answer
>>376294935
>The guy who got a lifetime award for ruining not just one but two formerly good rpgs will die in your lifetime
I am more bothered that morgan freeman will almost definiely die in the next 15 years.
>That magical, magical man is dead. The liar is dead. Your childhood hero is dead.
Thanks for cheering me up again, OP is truly a wellspring of reasons for derisive laughter.
>>376295432
Now THAT´S a reason to get depressed.
But on the flipside, people are waking up to their scam more and more, Witcher 3 shamed them and articles about how fallout 4 was not great were aplenty, perhaps one day they will end their awful development and concentrate on awful publishing.
>>376296539
Is this the call that saved RPGs?
If he dies of natural causes and you're still unironically reading videogame news sites you need to follow him.
>>376296539
[glass him]
>>376298937
Can i have the quick rundown?
>>376299140
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic>like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space>time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>376294935
Who cares?
It's not like he made Fallout New Vegas.
>>376299776
I think they let the interns make that one.
They were all fired after.
>>376301707
They should totally bring them back for Fallout 5
>>376294935
can't wait for posthumous toddposting
He doesn't look that old, not something to worry about now
>>376294935
yeah but hes young as fuck though so not for another 100 years til he dies
>>376294935
>Todd is dead
>open up v
>many threads about todd
>Todd being photoshopped into heaven with a quote saying "you will still buy my game right?" or "buy my heavenly good game or go to hell"
I'm pretty sure the meme will live on that way
>>376302582
He put up an invisible wall that keeps them out of the building.
>>376294935
I think I'd be sad because of all the fun I had toddposting, rather than his games. Kind of when Gabe the dog died.
I'm still sad.
>>376302841
He should totally remove it.
NOT IF I DIE FIRST
>>376295959
Each time you buy a bethesda game you transfer a small amount of your life essence to todd
STOP MEMEING TODD DEATH
>>376303098
What happens when I buy an Obsidian Entertainment game?
>>376294935
>Todd Howard will die in your lifetime.
I can't wait.
>>376303107
>Howard M. Todd
Thank fuck Nega-Todd is dead. Gotta watch out for his vengeful widow though.
>>376303176
Mods delete this.
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW !
>>376303159
Buyers remorse
>>376303176
If TH dies it won't matter.
Nobody will ever like the shitty games you do.
This is assuming you are one of the Underrail AoD types.
They seem to draw the austistic mong demographic.
don't you know?
for every person that bought skyrim, he gets another hour extended to his life.
the only way he die is to get killed 6 times
>>376295434
That's ProJared, not Todd.
>>376294935
What happen?
>55 years old
>virgin
>manlet
How can this happened /v/bro?
see that grave? you can get in it.
Toddler is immortal
>>376296539
HATE CALL!
>>376296539
*walks away from the phone*
It just works
>>376303098
If that's true then todd is indeed immortal