>still the top r34 search since the inception of the Internet

She's German

I don't really get making Peach lewd. Maybe it's because I grew up with her, but I can't find a single thing sexy about her. It's like finding your sister sexy. Like, obviously you can comprehend that yes, she's attractive, but you're in no way attracted to her. N'ah mean?

>>376286647
>he's not into incest play
kys worthless scum

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>>376286360
>What makes her the undisputed queen of lewdness, /v/?
The autism and obsessive behavior of Nintendo fans.

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Ugly cunt.

>still the top r34 search since the inception of the Internet

What's your source on this?

>>376286360
Super Mario is the most popular vidya series, especially among normies. Has been for years. Makes sense that the main female of it would be the most searched.

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>>376286647
You're braindead.

>>376286360
It's the lips whether people realize it or not

>>376286959
Most rule34 sites are booru-based and therefore have a top-viewed list. Peach tends to top them all.

>>376286360
Source for the full version of that image in that larger resolution?

>>376287397
Well I tried pahael and the top one is apparently Twilight Sparkle.

>>376286886
(SOLVED)

>>376286902
Darn that face is hideous. Please tell me it's from the Gamecube days?

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>>376287575
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GOING TO SUMMON HIM

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>>376286360
>The amount of times I came to Peach's Tale
It has to be nearly a 100 by now.

>>376286360
Shes the basic bitch
Literally every 10yo's first porn search

>>376286360
I can't look at her without disgust anymore after finding that guy who does the "princess" transformations

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>>376287770
Summon who?

>>376286360
Her lips.

Everything else could be shit, people love a nice, plump yet proportional pair of lips.

>>376286647
It's understandable, since all her good lewds need to have a radically different design to be hot.

>>376287340
If Peach didn't have the geisha style lipstick I would agree with you.

>>376287820
The mario is missing game?

If not then sauce me up my man.

>>376287908

STOP

>>376287905
The what now?

>>376287981
Yes the one that's constantly being worked on.

>>376286647
>It's like finding your sister sexy
where do you think you are?

>>376288081
Oh really I thought it got dropped?

Link me to the most recent version?

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>>376287908

>>376288362
Google it faggot.

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>>376286360
She's gotta be my most fapped to character at this point.

Peach is just hot man, some games she looks fucking retarded, but in other games she's a fucking top-tier cutie.

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>>376286647
>He isn't a siscon

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>>376288598
Am I a degenerate if I think princess dresses are sexy as hell? Not that Peach isn't hot otherwise but the outfit's great too.

Where can I find some good lewd peach comics or stories? Link?

I've seen some comics on here but I'd like to read more. She is the queen of lewd and the duchess of lewd is Jill valentine.

>>376286360
>>still the top r34 search since the inception of the Internet

Have any evidence whatsoever to support that claim?

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>>376288778
Princess dresses are really cute and have a lot of aesthetically pleasing parts about them. I don't think it's degenerate at all.

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>>376288796
I was going to say sad panda but there's a surprising dearth of Peach doujins.

>>376286360

Every single Peach porn pic that's even slightly attractive has her drawn so far different from her canon design (and especially face) that it's not even the same character anymore.

Y'all are just jacking to 2D pictures of a blonde bimbo. Just pick up a playboy in that case. Like holy fuck.

I agree with >>376286647
theres nothing lewd about her at all and liking her is the most normie shit. Out of all the girls in gaming you literally pick the first notable female character you ever saw. kys

>>376286902
No her face is and will always look like this. This is what you would be fapping to if all the stupid porn artists dramatically changed how peach looks.

>>376288778
How.....is that cat going to climb down? That's a cactus for fucks sake, how did it even climb it? It's just going to jump off it, isn't it?

>>376287575
How do you search for the top searched keyword in gelbooru and paheal?

>>376289129
how the fuck do i use saf panda btw?

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>>376289132
Wow dude that's a lot of weird console wars rage about what other guys jerk it too.

>>376289132
Looking specifically for Peach is an easy way to consistently get a lot of pictures of an attractive, blonde, blue-eyed lady in a dress. I don't care about how accurate it is to the original model, that's just the style of girl I want to see and that's how I find it.

Playboy doesn't publish any bestiality, so fuck off with your "muh 3d" bullshit.

>>376289560
If you can't figure out how with Google, no anon's gonna be able to walk you through it.

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>>376289531
If I recall, he was running from a mountain lion, and some people helped him down.
>>376289560
There are lots of good guides out there.

>>376287908
AHHHHHHHHH

>>376289560
Exhentai and e-hentai use the same cookie. Purge all cookies, sign in to e-hentai, then browse over to exhentai and it'll work.

>>376286647
I just find her too generic, personally. porn artists always impose a personality on her based on whatever fetish they're portraying, because she barely has one in mario canon.

>>376289943
Nintendo likes to make her fart a lot, so there's that.

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>open the thread
>no porn

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>>376290112
>expecting porn on a blue board

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>>376290225
>browsing imageboards at work
>browsing imageboards in public

>>376290225
>not expecting porn on a blue board

how nu r u?

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>>376290291

>>376290225
there was a time when porn was abundant on blue boards. then came the faggot japs and their police and fucked everything up.

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>>376290291
I need my 4chan fix and I'm not locked in my basement 24/7.

Please understand.

>>376286360
>blonde generic woman with no personality to speak of from the most well known gaming series, Mario

It's obvious why she's a high r34 result. It's easy for people that like any kind of woman to imagine Peach as that since she's so dull, and literally everyone should know Mario and Peach.

>>376290393
I browse nsfw boards at work, like right now. Step up mate.

There is no appeal to her whatsoever. She is literally babby's first fap.

>>376290645
No that would be sailor mercury

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>>376286360
Fun fact: the most used character tag on Paheal that doesn't come from MLP is Chun-Li.

>>376290886
Stupid ugly chink.

>>376290886
>Losing to a fucking horse
How can 2D humans compete?

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>>376290886
Juri is so much better though.

>>376287480
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1046238

>>376290886
I wanna die between those thighs.

>>376288778
That must be painful

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>>376287908
YAMERO

>>376291173

For you.

>>376290112
source?

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>>376286902
Be nice.

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>>376286360
I like to think Smash Bros. played a part in all this.

I know it did for me

>>376292602
>now you only see the black void

what happened nintendo?

>>376288778
>if I think princess dresses are sexy

It's called class.

>>376286360
All the kids. Just wait a few more years and Minecraft will usurp her

>>376286360
>What makes her the undisputed queen of lewdness
she's a cocktease with a hot bod

>>376292819
>>376292819
>what happened nintendo?
Sakurai's autistic obsesson with keeping the age rating CERO A.

Instantly recognizable characters like Peach fuel their own porn market just because it's the easy and popular thing for various artists to do.

I can't tell you how many times I've looked for stuff on a niche or semi-obscure character, only to get very few hits or have all the porn come up shit, only to eventually give up and say "fuck it I'll just search Peach or Samus" even though I didn't particularly feel like fapping to either of them. It's because they're guaranteed to have good stuff in large quantities.

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I'll be honest, despite the sheer quantity of peach R34 the amount of stuff that are actually really good is surprisingly low. There's just too much ugly western bimboshit or stuff that barely resemble Peach, shit like this. At least western artists are better on average now, I remember back in the day most of my Peach collection was fucking Sigurd Hosenfeld because that was one of the only stuff that was actually on model. IMO other Nintendo girls like Rosalina, Samus, and Palutena have significantly better quality to quantity ratio.

>>376291767
shiden akira, I think.

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>>376289132
>Y'all are just jacking to 2D pictures of a blonde bimbo. Just pick up a playboy in that case. Like holy fuck.
They're not pink or dumb enough.

I love the pink princess dumb bimbo thing and Peach is it to a ridiculous degree.

>>376293934
This. It's especially annoying when the character has a decent design and get absolutely bumfuck all porn.

Looking for a character in a relatively obscure series who isn't the main girl or close to it tends to give very little. It fucking hurts.

>Implying that's Tifa

>>376294282
Thanks. Although I'll probably have to scour to find what doujin the image is in.

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>>376293991
>Sigurd Hosenfield

This guy got posted so heavily back in 2007/2008 during the Brawl runup, and I thought that was such great art back then. Good time to be a horny teenager.

>>376294481
wc, anon. now that I think about it, might be from the masegaki ones.

>>376286647
Exactly this.

>>376287575
Fucking really? Not even Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash? Fucking Twilight is the most popular?

>>376290017
What

Since when

What the fuck

>>376294876
Found it, it's the Satisfaction one.

>>376286360
She comes from the most household videogame on the planet

Sexier than ms. Pacman. No brainer.

Do you think Daisy is so jealous of Peach getting the spotlight that she turns into a bitchy fat slob who eats her own weight in ice cream everyday as part of some comfort food, haha

How do I become the undisputed queen of lewdness, /v/?

>>376295357
dO You think Daisy woUlD have ReVenge on pEach and PaluTina, haha

>>376295037
have you SEEN tara strong? she's fucking hot dude

>>376286360
>still zero good peach doujins
what's the fucking point

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>character already has a good design with nice proportions
>all the porn is overexaggerated titcow shit
why

>>376286647
>not being attracted to your sister

nigger i have pics of my sister that i jack off to regularly when the mood strikes. get on my fucking level.

It's cause she's a http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/mg-n64_peach_7.wav

Cause she's a main character in one of the most famous video game franchises of all time? She's normie as fuck.

>>376290291
>not browsing image boards at work, while working, up your level anon

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Patrician taste coming through

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I think it's fair to say this is partly reason why she's seen as sexy, right?

>>376287043
Holy fuck what is this from?

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>>376297457
>Smash has raised a generation of booty lovers

>>376297539

Jap (and Eur) commercial for SuperMarioCollecshion aka All-Stars

>>376292602
This and ZSS drove me wild as a kid.

>>376297593
God that face Is terrible.

>>376297457
This has to be the most inappropriate thing ever. It's a kids character, for fuck sake. Can't they even keep otaku shit from children?

>>376297743
holy shit she's so hot in that
i wish nintendo had the balls to characterize her like that in the games

>>376298078
anon why are you being such a moral fag go back to tumblr, dobson

>>376286360
shes not the top but no way im going to deny how great the faps i have to her are

>>376296294
if she did, she donated the money to something to save animals

>>376296215
https://exhentai.org/g/789101/defaa51b35/
https://exhentai.org/g/900287/9ed5bd5687/
hello?

>>376293991
The vast majority of 34 for any given character is so bad that I recommend learning to draw. That's what I'm doing.

>>376298323
Come on, she hits people with her ASS. It's not just one attack, either?

>>376298490
I don't think it's supposed to be sexy I think it's supposed to be funny(like fart jokes)
I certainly don't find it sexy

>>376298490
get out, blue bear.

seriously only dobson would be stupid enough not to understand why its acceptable. butts aren't a sexy part for the children, its not really a private area like the genitals. butts are for jokes and smashing someone in the face with your butt is funny

>>376286360
>What makes her the undisputed queen of lewdness, /v/?

Lmao she got being by fucking horses ever since MLP was released

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i like bad rule 34. does anyone have more examples?

>>376297457
>implying
This is honestly revolting rather than sexy

This >>376287043 on the other hand
Hubba Hubba Hubba

>>376298598
Peach has been making my pee pee chub ever since that kiss on the nose in Mario 64.

>>376298845
I envy Mario

>>376298651
>she got being by fucking horses
>she got being by
>got being by
waht

>>376298651
Dumb phoneposter.

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>>376298465
>futa
Die

>>376298465
>>376299071

>no balls futa

What a waste indeed

>>376286360
>What makes her the undisputed queen of lewdness, /v/?

The innocence. The fact that she's a cutesy character from a child-friendly nostalgia series, and it's titillating to see that corrupted. The fact that she keeps cock-teasing the male characters you play as. The fact that she was that "first fictional crush" for a lot of young boys. Take your pick.

>>376286360
>since the inception of the Internet
Nah, that's Mai Shiranui.
Peach actually had quite a slow start.

>>376286360
It's simple. At this point the Mario princesses and Zelda are the only well-known vidya gals that don't straigth up incorporate soft r34 into their character design. She happens to be the most well-known out of the princesses.

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>>376287770
Summon who?
subway?

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I didn't even have a Peach folder before /v/ threads. You fuckers have done things to me. My Rosalina folder is still way bigger, with more love

>>376286360
full, glossy, pink dick-sucking lips

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>>376300524
You don't know what you're doing!

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>>376300752
Don't I?

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Pure princess love

>>376286647
You're gay as fuck dude.

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>>376290291
>browsing imageboards
This fag.

>>376300849
LEFT ARM POST THE LEFT ARM

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>>376301887
Ask and Ye shall receive

>>376302024
Don't you do it.

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>>376302024

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>>376302158
>>376302159
Boi I'm bout to fukkin do it

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>>376302024
THE RIIIIGHT AAAAAARM

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>>376302207
You madman! This thread is too young!

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>>376302207
JUST. ONE. MORE.

>>376302207
YAMATE!

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>>376302295
>>376302230
>>376302251
Y'ALL NIGGAS READY

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>>376302403
...I didn't have the card to stop him...

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>>376302403
O SHIT HE BOUT TO DO IT

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>>376302403
Do it, motherfucker. COMMIT.

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Time to eat fresh everyone

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>>376302762

>>376302762
B-BAKANA!

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>>376302762
I'm eating right now and this shit doesn't faze me anymore
what the hell this place has done to me

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>>376302762
He actually did it the absolute madman
404 incoming

>>376302762

ALL FIVE PARTS ARE COMPLETE!
ALL FIVE PIECES OF THE PUZZLE!

>>376302762
This is my first time sticking around and seeing this meme. You guys are having way too much fun with a whole bunch of nothing. And shit.

>>376302892
Arguably, it made you a better person since something as simple as this doesn't, and shouldn't, bother you anymore. It's pretty low under the bar for things to show an extreme reaction to.

>>376302979
You just described all of /v/.

>>376302934
got the full pic or pixiv code?

>>376303060
Just look up anna_nishikinomiya on gelbooru it's definitely there

>>376302892

You seen it dozen times already.
It loses its shock value completely- EVERYTHING does after two dozen times.

>>376303123
thanks senpai, found it already

Fire emblem characters are the only Nintendo characters worth jerking off too these days

I get paid by somebody I met on /v/ to ERP as Princess Peach, sometimes Princess Toadstool.

Ask me anything.

I don't save logs, I'm not into it like he is and I use it as supplementary income.

>>376303134
>there's probably people here now who haven't seen it until now
Weird yo

>>376303204
how much do you get paid

tell me, why do you wear the dress?

>>376303354
Usually 10 dollars for 2 hours.
Because I'm trying to save up to move out of my parent's place.

>>376303530
$5/hr might get you out but it aint gonna keep you out

do you not have a job?

>>376303686
I work retail at Toys R us. A huge portion of my paycheck goes towards paying rent.

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>>376302762
FUCK

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Passionlip is the new hotness in town

>>376287575
nice

>>376303747
get a better job. retail does not pay shit and it's nearly impossible to live on. look if there's any factory work in your area - nobody wants to touch it because its "below them", but it pays well and has great benefits. I started at a factory a few months ago and I earn just under $15/hr to sort cups all day, and I get guaranteed hours (48h/week) as well as overtime and benefits.

>>376303259
I'd never seen it before... it was beautiful. Like a double rainbow made of excrement.

Thank you all for this opportunity. Thank you all so much.

>>376303204
Why would someone pay for that when there are plenty of sluts who'd do it for free?

>>376303958
Apparently I'm really good. Also I guess other sluts have like 400 people on their friends list . Shewants me to be hers

>>376302979
Back 2 Reddit

>>376286360
I thought it was Tifa.

>>376304248
Pfft, I've literally never been to Reddit. I barely visit down here. Come at me.

>>376296505
Is this a normal thing?

>>376286360
accessibility.

>>376303204
What types of fetishes are you forced to act out.

>>376304143
You're getting paid by a tranny to ERP as Peach? The fuck are you doing with your life.