>'We play Call of Duty,' Justin said. 'Me and

>>376280146

>wife goes out to club
>husband stays at home playing vidya

that seems odd...

Has she made anything good in her entire career?

>>376280262

She was pretty good in Iron Giant and Leprechaun

Do Americans actually have girls nights? Why would you let your gf / wife go by herself to a club?

>>376280513
open relationships are a thing, ahmed
except unlike you we're not sexist enough to allow only men to have other lovers

women sure do get mad when men achieve happiness without them and without needing to spend a lot of money

>>376280513
>girls nights

Yes

>go by herself

Apparently you don't understand that a plural conjugation is.

>to a club

1. Just because you go to a club doesn't mean you're fucking someone there.
2. It's not always to a club. Many girls go out for dinner and drinks.

>>376280634
I don't know man, all that DLC can get pricey.

>>376280146
why she got cucked by jolie

>>376280146
She better be careful with complaining about it, soon she's going to be a shriveled husk while he hits his stride.

>>376280146
Isn't Jennifer Aniston always being dumped or some shit? I feel like that's a meme.

I wonder why.

Dont blame him honestly, at least vidya doesnt complain about its day to you..

>>376280671
t. Guy with a gf going out on "girls nights"

>>376280513
>Why would you let your gf / wife go by herself to a club?
Because believe it or not, a majority of women are loyal to their husbands/boyfriends.

>>376280671

My gf goes dancing with her friends at the club every weekend. I don't go because dancing is lame. She always comes home so take your cuck meme and fuck off

>>376280919
I know this is a real thing but I don't get the appeal of going to a club to dance and listening to ear-destroying music

>>376280952
You're not a woman. They fucking love that shit I don't know why.

>>376280919
>She always comes home

After getting a good fuck from Jamal.

>>376280919
>Dancing is lame
No it's not.
Being the only guy going with a group of girls is lane, when one of them is your gf.
But dancing is cool.

>>376280886

Trans here. If I meet a cute guy and can get away with it, I'd cheat on my boyfriend and fuck him every time

>>376280952
other people don't get the appeal of video games

as long as both sides respect the others choice there's no problem

>>376280952
you get to check people out when they're all gussied up and harmlessly flirt with them

>>376280919
If there is a cuck meme in this thread it surely is you.

link the source

>>376281047
>trans here
why would you think your opinion is valued?

Why is it only on eurotime /v/ do we get this /r9k/ off-topic crap lately?

>>376280886
I actually dont believe this. Not with your divorce rates

>>376281008

/o/ here.

What's with /v/'s obsession with black guys fucking their significant others?

>>376281085
how hard is it to just google the text in the picture

File: numale.jpg (462KB, 1050x1080px) Image search: [Google]

462KB, 1050x1080px

>>376280919
>my gf always goes out while I stay home

get in your shed ivan

File: 1486854769452.png (332KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

332KB, 720x1280px

>>376280886
>a majority

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>376280919
She comes home, but she came somewhere else.

>>376281118

I blame the finnposters.

>>376281126

Divorce rates have been dropping for years now, shit's down to like 33% or less from over 50% back in the day. Realistically, that's more because fewer people are getting married in the first place, but still.

>>376281047
that makes you a asshole and a whore

>>376281150
/pol/ and /r9k/ spillovers
But letting your gf go to the club by herself is pretty weird

File: roguelike gameplay.jpg (103KB, 687x900px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 687x900px

>>376281047
>trans here
good falseflagging, but i already hate trannies, so you're getting nowhere with this

>>376280952
Well, if you're drunk dancing is pretty fun. You mostly go to talk to other people or drink in a public setting

>>376281047
kys freak

>>376281150
redditors invaded this shit hole and post nigger shit because they think it triggers people. Nu males and millennials think its a meme and keep reposting

If you guys want to know what normies think of video games just watch the clip here: http://kotaku.com/5820060/the-relationship-experts-of-the-today-show-dont-think-men-in-their-30s-should-play-video-games

>>376281198

>haha this random post on reddit from a throwaway account totally proves you wrong!

Kill yourself

It's funny how some of you virgins try to understand the basics of a relationship ITT.

At least you can pretend to know when it's about videogames but please stop embarassing yourselves further.

>>376281150
It's an ebin /pol/ maymay that's filtered its way here. There's a pretty heavy amount of crossposting between /pol/ and /v/.

>>376281214
lol

Playing vidya with will arnett sounds fun

>>376281180
is lobos an sjw?

Also how's he doing these days, does he still make a living off dark souls?

>>376281047
>Trans here

Not for long with those suicide rates i bet.

File: 1259211016158.jpg (61KB, 1205x881px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1205x881px

>>376280146
>Why don't girls understand vidya?
I thought this place was thoroughly opposed to having women anywhere near the vidya.

Men are just wired to focus on hobbies.
Women are wired to be social and this includes literally being a sheep and just parroting what the majority says.

File: 1471231579008.jpg (219KB, 908x811px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 908x811px

>>376281198
where is the rest?

File: Gopnik.jpg (61KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 600x450px

>>376281118
In all seriousness, /vint/ revealed that an absolute fuckton of /r9k/-type posting comes from Eastern Europe. It was actually pretty weird.

Is it just because everyone's poor and bummed out all the time, or is it something else in Slav culture that lends itself to the whole BITCHES AND WHORES mentality?

>>376281198
fucking whore
her man is out working his butt of to feed her and his child and shes fucking another man, i hope he finds out and dumps her slut ass.

>>376280952

>go out clubbing with gf
>music is so fucking loud you can't hear shit unless you yell at each other
>be home playing vidya TV volume on 12
>anon that is too loud

>>376281047
>Tranny faggot is a nymphomaniac that likes to fuck random people
Who woulda saw that coming?

>>376281047
Way to perpetuate a stereotype.
You probably wonder why no one respects the trans community too

>>376281118
ebin
its 4am here idiot, this is burgertime

Lounges > clubs

You can actually talk to and hear the people you're with.

>>376281047
day of the rope!
day of the rope!

>>376281373
they are just redpilled that's all
Slavs know that when a girl goes out at night by herself is to fuck someone or at least to enjoy the attention of getting approached and touched.
Americans think that they go out with her other friends only to have innocent fun.

>>376281180
why even include the beard and glasses

there's so many nu-males that have neither

>>376281370
>I'm tall and pretty
I have a hard time believing any of that story now

>>376281284
First, that link is broken

Second, unless your significant other is also into vidya obviously vidya is not gonna have a positive effect on your relationship (doesn't mean it will have a negative one either). Since most women don't play 'real' games then, generally, vidya is not beneficial to healthy relationships.

>>376281373
being poor and bummed out IS slavic culture

>>376280886
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1211104/Think-men-unfaithful-sex-A-study-shows-WOMEN-biggest-cheats--theyre-just-better-lying-it.html

http://elitedaily.com/women/are-women-likely-to-cheat/1057815/

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=124040
>More than 50 percent of all married women, at some point, cheat on their mates, says Weil

>>376280886
>>376280919

/v/ is fucking hilarious tonight

File: 1493762267687.webm (3MB, 360x640px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 360x640px

>>376281303
This is what your girl is doing when she's "Dancing at the Club"

>>376281529
no it's not

>guy's idea of a fun night out is hanging with the bros doing fun shit
>girl's idea of a fun night out is going to da bar| and sucking tyrone's cock in the bathroom

it's almost like there's fundamental differences between men and women

>girls go out on ladies night to clubs to shake their asses to make their men jealous
>her man says okay and plays video games
>why wont you be jealous and pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!

sounds about right

>>376281180
lmao white ppl are so cringey

>>376280919
>not going with a bunch of friends and challenging randoms to dance-offs
>not getting your boys riled up and just going wild
>being this much of a wimp

>>376281198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCO-SBPTF5E

>>376281370
Waat no one wants a destroyed cumdumpster?

>>376281587
well it doesn't work for me, just sends me to the default kotaku US homepage because i'm australian i guess

>>376281529
my gf loves Mario kart so we play that, also when i play vidya shes hanging with her aunties, or singing karaoke (shes pino so she loves singing)
we have our self time and it only helps our relationship
i was playing boodborne once and she sitting next to me telling me what to do i say you have a go then , she dies fighting the first enemy but she keeps going and gets pretty far

>>376281752
who's the australian tyrone? an abo? a dingo?

File: Louis-T.jpg (64KB, 615x894px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 615x894px

>>376280146
Does Louis play vidya with his cousin?

>>376281596
>le women aren't allowed to have sex meme
of course a virgin wouldn't think it's fun lol

>>376281690
Be thankful for those squiggles you're using to say it though, Darius

>>376281198

>"struggling at home"
>while the guy is working long hours at an actual job

women are actually children

>>376281586
thats a prostitute, i was in that thread nigga

>>376281198
Say it with me, class; anecdotes are NOT arguments.

>>376281596
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

>>376281370
>>376281198

Since when does /v/ browse reddit and why are you fags bringing reddit shit to /v/?

>>376280146
>In my ear, we’re all together and we’re all having fun and we’re murdering 11-year-olds,' Justin said.
That sounds suspiciously worded

>>376281586
>ywn get paid to drink champagne

File: 1411609777278.jpg (16KB, 285x324px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 285x324px

>>376281598
>needing children to feel whole

File: Dota 2 Fanbase.jpg (54KB, 733x465px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 733x465px

>>376281373
They take to shitposting because they can't afford good video games.

But really, being poor and miserable doesn't exactly help with having a positive worldview. Just look at how high suicide rates are in Eastern Europe. Add to the fact that a lot of them are probably somewhere on the autism spectrum already and have minimal social interaction, as well as undoubtedly suffering from pornography addiction, it's not really going to produce a well-rounded person.

/vint/ was really fascinating in that it showed what demographics were behind specific types of shitposting, wasn't it?

>>376280146
Ugh men are so silly.
>*Buys shoes*
Entertained by such kiddie things!
>*Reads gossip magazine*
Like oh em gee grow up amirite ladies?
>*Watches reality TV*
Us girls are two smart four that, we don't waste our time!
>*Spends eight hours doing makeup to collect the mail*

>>376281868
>Since when does /v/ browse reddit
since forever

>>376280146
Literally who? Is this another e-celeb thread?

>>376281047
trap here. you are the cancer

>>376281596
i'm pretty sure getting laid would be the optimal outcome for 90% of single men who go to the bar

>>376281503
>Americans think that they go out with her other friends only to have innocent fun.

The sad part is women trick themselves into thinking this as well.

>I only went out to Have a Good Time with my galpals. I didn't know ingesting large quantities of alcohol would lead me to doing fucked up things!

>>376281815
As opposed to you not being thankful as well?

>>376281817
bill burr lays it down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoJrMaFlxOk

>>376281047
>degenerate has degenerate tendencies
wow big surprise, get gassed

>>376281326
he just left his fiance the other week

File: thots.png (808KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

808KB, 1440x2560px

>>376281868

>go out to gay club
>always get compliments how handsome I am and how big my muscles are
>tell me I'm crazy for staying single

idgi

File: full-moon-with-face.png (62KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 256x256px

>>376280671
>1. Just because you go to a club doesn't mean you're fucking someone there.
Yeah, she just goes to the club to get her ass fondled by strangers and make out on the club toilet because she feels pretty when doing it, nothing sexual there.

File: 1472837173185.webm (3MB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 800x450px

>>376280146
>it's not all about me so it's stupid
bitch you should be something i look forward to coming home to, i should spend so much time with my friends that i want to get away from it and see you

>>376281047
>lol Imma dumb slut
Because you're a mentally unstable Trans and not a woman

>>376280146
I'll never understand why women care so much about shoes either.

>>376281813
Where did anon say that?

>>376281953
I show my gratitude through proper maintenance.

>>376281817
Said the child.

>>376281767
cringe

>>376281825
So what about this faggot >>376281570

>>376282042
Like posting on 4chan. Ok bro

>>376281913
>>*Reads gossip magazine*
>>*Watches reality TV*

/v/ doesn't have much room to talk since a huge portion of the board follows the lives and every tweet and video of multiple e-celebs

>>376281570
thank fuck i only care about 2d

>>376281819
>thats a prostitute, i was in that thread nigga
>that thread
That thread?
Where I live this is normal club behavior, what made this story special to have it deserve its own thread?

>>376282020

Shoes are cute

>>376282148
reddit thread

>>376281913
As dated as some of these tropes are, most of them can be replaced "fucking about on social media" anyways

>>376282000
>this nigga into my husbands gameshit isn't smashing me with his bbc

>>376282121
Those are literal children, they'll grow out of it I hope.

File: 1470979871926.jpg (15KB, 441x411px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 441x411px

>>376281913
>Us girls are two smart four that, we don't waste our time!
>four
your good
real good

>>376282075
When Thandreon can manage even that without fucking it up give me a ring

>>376282047

are you a woman or a whiteknight

>>376281987
fuck, why?

>>376282020
sexual currency accesories

File: BMIK_A14.png (127KB, 560x600px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 560x600px

reminder that anime girls won't cheat on you

>>376282020
status or something. apparently if you have expensive shoes that means you are well off. shoes should be comfortable or durable or both. I mean as in practical.
but chick shoes are weird, straps, uncomfortable high heels, expensive for bits of plastic and wood. I guess it shows that you're well off enough to not need practical shoes, you're awesome and taken care of, or have a great job that lets you buy bullshit like fancy shoes.
and then, to show that you don't even NEED them, you've got several other pair, it's like a multiplier in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

>>376282196
>Those are literal children

I'm 30 and I watch Markiplier

why everyone so pessimistic

File: 1487043690833.jpg (63KB, 422x560px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 422x560px

>>376281946

File: projection.jpg (15KB, 372x323px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 372x323px

>>376281996

File: 1493732568350.jpg (305KB, 1306x892px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 1306x892px

>>376281893
>/vint/ was really fascinating in that it showed what demographics were behind specific types of shitposting, wasn't it?

It was nice to finally have proof that it's fucking BRs behind the overwhelming majority of platform war shitposting and portbegging.

>>376281047
Wow, there's really no redeeming aspect to you at all, is there

>>376282228
Are you underage or a retard?

>>376282254
They don't help pay the rent either.

why everyone so horny

>>376282254
How does it feel knowing some fat nerd is hotgluing her right now?

>>376282323
no but roomies do and they also appreciate your hobbies way more if you're selective enough

>>376282291
how could anything he said be construed as projection
unless he enjoys going to clubs to get his ass fondled and making out on club toilets

>>376282218
What's your number babe

>>376282285

Happy people are fucking their gf's or chilling with friends. Then there's 4chan

>>376282280
Sad!

>>376282286
this is satire, right?

>>376282295
What about the leaf?

>>376282308

neither and and im not a virgin either and ive literally committed domestic abuse irl and feel zero remorse for it

>>376282330
Oh the irony. I hope someone called her out on it lol.

>>376281827
It's been years since I've seen this

>>376282295
UMA DELICIA

File: BMIK_B17.png (99KB, 368x600px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 368x600px

>>376282343
sounds like he has good taste
that's the nice thing about anime pussy, even if some other dude is getting off to it, it doesn't sully the original
it's kinda like piracy in that what you do to it doesn't influence the original

>>376282390
What's the opposite of the suicide hotline?

File: 1344906562532.jpg (206KB, 1166x850px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1166x850px

read pic related
show me your face when guys care about something other than slits

>>376280146
Because they get curbstomped by other girls if they try, including "feminists".

>>376282175
I dont go to reddit.
Give me a tl;dr
I literally see normal women do that every weekend.
What made this story so special?

>>376282239
Wasnt excited for the wedding or some shit

File: Yuna_Portrait_FFX.jpg (65KB, 593x650px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 593x650px

>CoD guys night with Gob
Sounds like someone's jelly

>>376282413
Canadians were just behind most of the really lazy shitposting like >>376281047

Aussies and Germans constitute the majority of pornposting.

>>376282285
Happy people don't tend to post in /r9k/ crossover threads.

>>376280952
>he doesn't go to his local technoir on the weekends

>>376282461
The living hotline? You're confusing me baby

>>376282336
i dont know desu
all my friends ever want to do is go to the bar and smash chicks i dont get it

>>376282330
fucking toxic femininity right there
you wonder why men now days wont start a family

>>376280146
Because it doesn't involve them getting attention, duh

>>376280146
Women are the niggers of gender, news at 11.

I don't see why anyone would willingly spend time with these garbage human beings.

>>376282417
So you are both and smell bad?

>>376280146
>Why don't girls understand vidya?
They don't understand anything.

>>376282408
haha yeah man

totally not modern reality

File: 2017-04-23 21.02.40.png (556KB, 720x742px) Image search: [Google]

556KB, 720x742px

>>376280886

>>376282408
afraid not
google it

>jake was drunk
>the car could not consent
>next day the officer was charged with rape

>>376282497
roastie btfo

>>376282569
t. r/redpill

Haha, bros night out haha very great haha love it so epic and amazing haha

kill all normies

>>376282065
>scientific surveys are anecdotes

Hmm.

>>376282569
>I am a retarded nigger.

>>376282460
>you wouldnt pirate a loli

>>376281047
I thank you for your inevitable contribution to trans suicide statistics.

>>376280146
I would bet big money that most affairs happen during work related gatherings and during fake appointments (shopping, doctors, etc.). Girl's nights is a death trap for cheaters because you have "friends" who will rat on you or call the husband if you end up disappearing. Also women are more likely to fuck someone they know so a co-worker or someone they see regularly is way more of a threat than dancing Chad.

Anyone who follows their girl on girl's nights has probably already been cucked.

File: BMIK_C31.png (93KB, 368x600px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 368x600px

>>376282667
fuck you, i would if i could

>>376282632
what's it like being a virgin past 16?

File: 1494190542025.jpg (101KB, 500x1231px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 500x1231px

>>376281868

4chan is now more stale and derivative than reddit. The only """"OC"""" nowadays is screencaps from twitter/facebook/tumblr/reddit

This site is dead. I don't even know why I still come here

>>376282020
>only have three pairs of shoes, two sets of sneakers and my work shoes

It doesn't help that I also have flat arches, which narrows my choice in ladies' footwear quite a bit.

File: 1360411910579.jpg (13KB, 294x200px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 294x200px

>>376282629

>>376280886
>women
>loyal
fuck dude id rather a dog try to do a heart transplant than trust an arbys sammich with love

>>376282497
Bitches can never handle the bantz.

>>376282676
>I would bet big money that most affairs happen during work related gatherings and during fake appointments (shopping, doctors, etc.). Girl's nights is a death trap for cheaters because you have "friends" who will rat on you or call the husband if you end up disappearing. Also women are more likely to fuck someone they know so a co-worker or someone they see regularly is way more of a threat than dancing Chad.
ok yeah

>Anyone who follows their girl on girl's nights has probably already been cucked.
i don't really see how that follows

my internal struggle is wanting a gf while despising women

>>376282774
Said the faggot that can't handle the bantz.

File: atomic warhead arow.jpg (25KB, 320x191px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 320x191px

>>376281047
>Trans here.

>>376282497
>shitting on WoW, Guitar Hero, Kojima's shitfest, GTA and 360
Wife material desu

>>376282771
Inb4 it turns out that not ever a dog wants to be around your retarded ass.

>>376281359
No see, unlike your rainbow haired she twink ass, we don't try to chase women out of gaming

>guy spends his free nights at home on a game that in no way affects you, and in no way puts him in or around any other women
>bad thing
Interesting. Something tells me she doesn't read books in HER free time.

>>376282827
get a gf(male)
theres plenty of bitch boys that dream of being a stay at home wife(male) and welcoming you back home with a fresh meal and kissu every day

source:guess

>>376282827
If women were just guys inside it'd be alright. There's plenty of men who would kill to be women but who are total bros.

And i'm not talking about disgusting women who fart and act like disgusting dick cheeses. You can be feminine and girly and womanly and still be a bro. Theoretically.

>>376282676
>Girl's nights is a death trap for cheaters because you have "friends" who will rat on you or call the husband if you end up disappearing.

The real fucking trap of girls nights out are the friends who push someone to sleep around behind their SO's backs. Those fuckers are scum.

File: Cret_Comedy_and_Tragedy.jpg (237KB, 614x626px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 614x626px

>>376282330
The absolute tragedy about medicore girls like her is that she thinks discovering the fact that pussy, ass and tits get her something in life is a new revelation and not something that the very first women capable of thought realized.

The feat of civilization was to tie women into a family structure and desexualize her in the public to make her more useful in society after she withers away with 30.

Now women like her will hit the wall SUPERBAD after they shrivel up to a prune and wont even understand what hit them.

>>376280886
incorrect
and? even if it WERE true? that's still no reason to let them be tempted. If chicks get it in their heads that they want to do something, they do it. That's it, they're their own persons, they want to god damn do something they do it, why deny themselves anything?
men are the ones with self control, but also the ones who act on impulse. at least they're able to deny themselves things in a misunderstood stance of fidelity, not going for the hot girl because their wife might find out. thinking ahead, consequences, chicks just don't have that experience. it allows them to do whatever the fuck they want. what? are you going to break up with her because she cheated on you? Or are you going to get pissed at the guy and go kick his ass because she was drunk and he thought she wouldn't be at a fucking club unless she was single and looking?

File: All the other templars have bigger dicks than me..jpg (10KB, 186x186px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 186x186px

>>376282497
>hang out with girlfriend and her friends while they watch some show about drag queens being judged by mega drag queen.
>thank god I have a phone and look at shit on the internet and play some time wasting game.
There's shit you gotta comprise on of course but then there's a level of quality of the entertainment to compare

>>376282931
>fucking dog stole my wallet as well
god is a cruel and great troll

>>376282801
>I am creating art
fucking kek

>>376282840
Fuck off. Bitch has to kick up a fuss because guys aren't paying attention to her. Stop whiteknighting her.

>>376282710
>2010
>4chan freaks out over reddit stealing our content
>2017
>4chan goes to reddit to steal their posts and pics

Wow, we've come full circle and became reddit

>>376282497
Lmao. This girl got cucked by 2D.

>>376280728
Going out to eat and drink with your friends will burn holes in your pocket

>>376282938
she doesnt say its a bad thing, just that she doesnt understand online gaming

>>376283008
Someday these attention whores will create porn. It happened to Christina Model, it'll happen to all of them

File: thynkyng.png (7KB, 112x112px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 112x112px

>>376281423

>>376282827
Sorta in the same boat. Women tend to do a lot of stupid shit and just all in all have a certain behavior that I can't stand. The only good women I ever met happened to be in college, most of which were already married unfortunately.

I suppose this is why I can't get into a steady relationship. Can never find the right girl to be serious with. I blame the Internet lol.

>>376280826
You're thinking of Taylor Swift

File: A man we should all strive to be like.jpg (59KB, 483x424px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 483x424px

>>376283023
I got told off for calling a girl a cuck. The girl was Hillary Clinton
was she NOT the biggest cuck the planet has ever seen? a literal cuckqueen, by the president of the united states

>>376283046
Nah, Patreon killed camwhoring. They either start as camwhores or never take the leap.

>>376281373
I know it's easy to laugh at the kinds of people who unironically post on places like /r9k/ and WizardChan, but honestly, I just feel pretty awful for most of them. Yeah, most of them are pretty shitty people, but they often battle with some pretty severe issues and have had a pretty rough go of life.

>>376280262
Yeah, she's made me get boners with those hard nipples she always had on friends.

>>376281047
>trans
>cheat
degenerate, check
>woman
nope

>>376282497
What about my ex who spent her time loafing on the sofa, playing cow clickers while turning into a skelleton from annorexia?
Now THAT was fun.

File: honesty is the best policy.jpg (208KB, 923x633px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 923x633px

remember if women didnt have a wet hole then they would be completely useless in modern society

File: Caon9b0WIAEofXw.jpg (82KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 600x800px

>>376282272
They also need the latest iphone to check their facebook and several dresses and bags.

I've heard women throwing around manchild, but most of them are vapid whores.

File: christinamodel.jpg (55KB, 570x896px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 570x896px

>>376283046
god damn I miss her 16 year old body with 21 year old tits

>>376283102
I'm a patient man

>>376283101
lawl

>>376283013
Cry more you stupid faggot.

>>376282784
I had 2 women in my office offer me sex at office parties. The general idea was they weren't feeling loved at home. They would always joke that I was there "work husband" and that they were my "work wife".

You best bet is to find a girl in a christian sect that only associates with other people part of the sect.

>>376280671
>1. Just because you go to a club doesn't mean you're fucking someone there.
Yes it does retard. That's literally the only reason you would go to a club. If you just wanted to have fun with your friends you'd go bowling or something.

>>376280919
I feel sorry for you. Girls who do this are toxic. They want attention from other guys and that in itself is as good as cheating. Soon as you are dispensable/boring to her RIP your relationship.

>>376283162
>you will never own a scouter that doesn't wrap around the head

>>376281047
FALSE FLAG

File: Femanon.jpg (542KB, 1657x604px) Image search: [Google]

542KB, 1657x604px

>>376283162
>calling a women a vapid cunt to her face

If they arent complete trash and actually know what it means then the look on thier face gives me diamond skin

>>376282954
DING DING DING

If your gf has "that" friend, the slightly chubby but incredibly passive agressive one who hates the fact that your gf got a bf and she doesn't you can BET YOUR FUCKING ASS she's gonna push your gf to cheat or break up with you.

It happens EVERY time.
So if your gf has some chubby cow bff who shaves off her eyebrows just to redraw them and who spends 90% of her time crying about how some guy she was fucking and not even dating "dumped" her brace for the worst.

>>376280952
You need a real drink to get away from the electronic music and the robotic people.

>>376283136
every time

>>376283173
We all do anon, we all do

>>376283212

I go to clubs all the time to drink, dance, and have fun with friends. Stop being a retard

>>376282827
2d

>>376283253
Femanon here. No we don't.

>>376283212
Or just hangout with them.
The whole girls like dancing meme is a lie, clubbing is for attention from the opposite sex, why else do you have to dress super sexy?

>>376283212
People like different things.

>>376283136
Remember those that think like you are retards that are completely useless in any society.

>>376283101
Based

>>376283319
Femanon here. Yes we do.

>>376283257
That or a sister. Never date chicks with a sister especially an older one.

>>376280262
Friends and Office Space. Bruce Almighty was tolerable.

>>376283345
Spotted the woman

File: 1447372165139.jpg (184KB, 1647x858px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1647x858px

>>376283345
t. saltyroastbeef

Why are there so many roasties on 4chan nowadays?

>>376281047
you will burn in hell, mothefucking niggress abomination of satan.

>>376283268
Poor dude. Max Payne never asked for this shit.

>>376283345
>completely useless
nah. glorifying chicks and giving them do-nothing jobs that are completely useless is what's common. a man who doesn't work to provide a service for someone other than himself is uncommon.

>>376280146
Of course she wouldn't get it. She seems like a shitty girl. She was my least favorite on Friends. I'm about that Monica lyfe ya feel me?

>>376283391
>>376283319
boipussy is superior anyways.

>>376283136
VGA IN A

File: i5nukjywilvy.jpg (639KB, 3024x4032px) Image search: [Google]

639KB, 3024x4032px

>/v/irgins are forced into celibacy because no woman wants them
>go full sour grapes and pretend they never wanted women anyway

/soc/ here. Holy shit you people are hilarious. But seriously, lose weight and get a job.

I'm gay so women are useless to me.

>females get attention
>bad thing, males are at fault here
>females don't get attention
>bad thing, males are at fault here

Real talk, when do we as a society just stop listening to women and their retarded bullshit?

>>376283212
It's fun to just chat with strangers and dance anon

I'd usually like to find a vagina for my face though

>>376282676
>Girl's nights is a death trap for cheaters because you have "friends" who will rat on you or call the husband if you end up disappearing

Only if they also want the husaband or bf. Groups like that always encourage their friends to get into better relationships because its like a safety net for them.
>"Oh god Tiffany why are you dating Chad when you could be dating Brad?"
>Tiffany then sleeps with Brad
>Erika tells Chad
>Erika fucks Chad
>Erika now moved up while Tiffany either lost out entirely or got with Brad

>>376282383
Because some chick probably cheated on him, and now he's doing the "all girls are the same" thing.

>>376283529
Once you get laid, so never.

File: 3603388ec2ee3617f97977ea79a79af8.png (567KB, 1104x872px) Image search: [Google]

567KB, 1104x872px

>>376282000
With the pic OP posted, I can see how that'd be misunderstood because she can't hear the people her husband is talking to.

But, with VR, she has to be able to see what the fuck he's doing or at least understand what it is. Does she not see the screen or what?

File: umad.jpg (23KB, 511x381px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 511x381px

>>376280886
good one anon

File: 1487274377107.png (760KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

760KB, 960x640px

>wanting to have fun with the lads instead of spending all your time on a shriveled roastie makes you a kid
rly mks u thnk

>>376283513
>forced into celibacy
no, even if you or I never existed, women would still be awful people that were subjugated throughout history for a god damn reason.

>>376280919
Good dancing or shit dancing like twerking and dabbing?

>>376280886
Women are wired to cheat. As soon as a better prospect comes around and she is young enough, she will ditch you without a thought.

>>376283529
one IVF becomes mainstream and women LITERALLY become useless apart from onahole warmers

>family guy
>ah yes Brian the bagels were excellent to have sex with

>>376280513
Found the Saudi

>>376283202
>this is what americans consider banter

File: nice-guys.jpg (112KB, 462x468px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 462x468px

>>376283136
Casually mentioning you have a bf is just a test if you're a nice guy beta virgin or alpha fucker.

It doesnt matter.

File: 1287351897063s.jpg (3KB, 126x124px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 126x124px

>>376283608
Are men not awful people too?

>women are different FACT thats why they should never do anything but housework
>women have different interests than me? WOOOOOOOW this is unfair

>>376283513
im losing weight and im just plain bad at holding conversation/having interesting things to talk about since i'm introverted. do you have any advice for a legitimate autist?

File: 1469535917198.jpg (64KB, 538x482px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 538x482px

>>376280886
you believe all that sjw shit,
but i'm telling ya
only reason you go to the club is to fuck

>>376283416
Spotted a moron.
>>376283443
t. underage retard.
>>376283485
So in other words you are useless?

since when did /v/ get overrun by muslims?

God I hate men.

File: 1488743858463.jpg (207KB, 550x733px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 550x733px

>>376280919
>dancing is lame
aaaand that's why she loves going out.

>>376283395
Or a alcoholic single mother.
Now that's a shrewed thing.
Or a combination of factors.

>>376283529
Well the thing is, you like sex. If you want to continue getting sex, you have to entertain womens bullshit, or else they won't fuck you. The sex drive is too strong in MOST men, so they continue to obey.
They don't realize they could still get laid and actually behave/act/say what they think/want and still get vagina.
That's about it, they don't realize that women will want sex regardless, and it's not a "reward" to be won, that they don't actually have all the power.

File: 1374724552152.jpg (38KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 480x640px

>>376283108
There's something I've always wondered about the people that post on those sort of boards; when they say they have no IRL friends, I have to ask, how exactly do you manage to get through to your late teens - 20s and not actually make any friends in any capacity? Like, even if you're THAT guy right through school/uni (Which most posters on boards like /r9k/, WizardChan, /r/theredpill etc. more than likely were), how do you manage to go right through and not befriend basically another you or something?

>>376283680
Probably around the same time moot became a cuck and sjws infested the board

>>376282569
t. John lennon

>>376282000
I really hate this bitch.

File: 1454696461798.png (660KB, 709x462px) Image search: [Google]

660KB, 709x462px

>>376283608

>all these salty celibate tears

Show me on the doll where women touched you, oh wait...sorry

>>376283704
Most men hate the way women act.

File: 1403200206379.png (163KB, 533x400px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 533x400px

>>376283645

>>376281047

You're not a woman, your input doesn't matter

>>376283395
underrated. the sister was a bumbling retard and my ex couldn't help but worship every word she spoke, even though some of it was blatantly bad advice

>>376283395
>sister
eh?

V I D E O G A M E S
I
D
E
O

G
A
M
E
S

Go back to /pol/ trash people.

>>376283724
How can you like something you've never tried? :'^)

>>376283443
That pic is hillariously true.
Women are incredibly bitchy and catty to each other behind their backs.

There is no such thing as "sisterhood".

Also women are never consistent.

Some leftist chick I recently fucked admitted to me she'd support trump and actually hates niggers.

>couples that are married for their entire adult lives cannot ever once do things with their friends without each other or they are definitely cheating.

Some of you have incredibly odd ideas of how relationships work.

>>376283257
>So if your gf has some chubby cow bff who shaves off her eyebrows just to redraw them and who spends 90% of her time crying about how some guy she was fucking and not even dating "dumped" her brace for the worst.

I'm so glad my gf cut that bitch out of her life.

File: 1430265246329.png (13KB, 1061x591px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 1061x591px

>>376283652
Of course they can be, but women are incapable of not being awful.
Your post is not an argument on making women decent, it's trying to tear down men for no reason.
Pic related. And to reiterate, even if you or I never existed, that wouldn't make chicks any better people than they ever have been. There is NO reason to put that pussy on a pedestal.

>>376283410
She didn't make Office Space, though. It was just well written, Mariah Carey's crazy ass could've played her part and the movie wouldn't suffer for it.

File: You-made-my-day.jpg (37KB, 620x350px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 620x350px

>>376283513
>hurr men are mad because they cant get pussy

this is the extent of a womens mental capacity.

Know how to identify and avoid hambeast feminists

>>376283747
A fat mexican girl touched my dick once and I said I had ebola and ran the fuck away.

File: 1444364700759.png (400KB, 450x720px) Image search: [Google]

400KB, 450x720px

If you're not alpha, what's the point of trying so hard to get women? You arent the best, and she'll leave you for someone better, so why bother?

>>376281284
>stop playing video games
>work hard and raise a family instead until you become completely braindead and broken!
Ah yes. The joy of being a valuable member of society.

Wew, look at the roasties go. It's almost like they were never told they're shallow and uninteresting in their entire lives up to now. Makes you wonder if the problem is in the safe space upbringing.

>>376283841
>tear down men for no reason

Boo hoo, cry about it fuckboy

>>376280513
I was going to post a proper reply, but realized I'd just get 100 people telling me to go back to /pol/. Basically their media and culture enabling the worst traits in women to utterly cripple men. Don't laugh because unless you live in a country like North Korea that needs to be utterly nuked to oblivion to come under control it's coming to your country to.

Inb4
>I let my wife go to the club and I don't care if she gets oggled and hit up by 20 different men she will never cheat on me!

Cause she doesn't have to, attention is like a drug to a woman. Women going to a 'girl's night out' where other men buy them drinks and flirt with them is like a man going to a strip club and telling his wife,"It's fine baby, I won't cheat on you, I'll just find happiness without you".

'Girls Nights out' are to Social Media what Strip Clubs are to pornography.

>>376283841
>There is NO reason to put that pussy on a pedestal
Without it you wouldn't exist. So fuck off.

>>376283810
what the fuck kind of argument is that? Your hormones, your instincts drive you to like women even though you've never experienced one. Or drive you to like dudes, but you've never been with a guy before.
what you said was nothing, it doesn't count, it has no point, you not understanding something is not equal to an argument.

>>376283890
she's not the best either

>>376283253
But I only bring my gender up in less than 1% of the posts I make, faggot.

>>376283513
How about you fuck me instead slut

File: Breast Envy.jpg (174KB, 865x865px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 865x865px

>>376283823
>that thread with /r9k/ trying to argue with a marriage councillor with 35 years experience

Really makes you think.

File: ur a fag.gif (1KB, 210x46px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 210x46px

>>376283513
>/soc/ here
lel

>>376283823
They can, it's called having house parties or going to events together.

>>376283724
>Well the thing is, you like sex. If you want to continue getting sex, you have to entertain womens bullshit, or else they won't fuck you.
This is the biggest beta man virgin phallacy ever.

The more you entertain women's bullshit the less likely they are going to fuck you, the only tail you're gonna get is the occasional drunk pity fuck.
Women actually like to be ignored and not taken serious. The moment I stopped giving a shit about what women want is when I started to swim in pussy.
Before that I had only failed relationships where I got walked all over, then I said "fuck it" and stopped give a fuck about women.
Since then I have several friends with benefits and keeping them on a distance makes them want me even more.

>>376281989
>I don't fuck around
kek

File: 1479852645798.gif (367KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

367KB, 640x360px

>>376283939
roastie

women arent that bad desu. just be wary of them since some things that the redpill fags are true to some extent.

sex feels pretty nice.

>>376283939
Without the other part he wouldn't exist either, dumb fuck.

>>376283841
I'm not putting anything on a pedestal, I'm saying you're really fucking stupid if you're going to be an actual misogynist based solely on butthurt and a few anecdotes, and I'm going to bet you're just another autist who never interacts with women anyway.

That or you're a Saudi

>>376283821
So what happened was you fapped then made some shit up?

>>376283957
But it's much easier for a 5/10 woman to trade up than a 5/10 man.

Man it sure smells of V I D E O G A M E S in this thread.

>>376284037
Do Arabs actually post on imageboards?

>>376283747
>celibate
I can't post my porn pictures here or I'll get banned.
>b-but post them on /b/ or something
if I post them, you'll just claim it's not me and to have a timestamp
>w-well of course the only time you had sex you'd have a timestamp
I'm done with your goal posts. I've had sex. It's okay. It's NOT worth women's bullshit that bring endless god damn drama and MOST LIKELY will fuck you over for life if you stupidly married or got her pregnant. Fuck you and any woman that has ever existed, you're bullshit.

>>376283726
>when they say they have no IRL friends, I have to ask, how exactly do you manage to get through to your late teens - 20s and not actually make any friends in any capacity?
I'm only 20, but I only attended a single year of highschool.
Easy to not make friends if you don't interact with anyone.

>>376283976
>a marriage councillor with 35 years experience
literally worth as much as a cunt with a psych degree

i.e. nothing

>>376283821
Best part is she probably only said that because she was sucking your dick.
Girls would sell their souls for some positive attention.

>>376284034
Sperm banks exist, artificial wombs do not.

>>376284003
Virgin.

>>376283982
>without each other
>going to events together.

Bruh

>>376283835
Just be on the watch hat she doesnt get a substitute.
Happened to me once.
>ex cuts fat slag who constantly gives her bad advice and wants her to cheat on me out of her life
>her other bff gets broken up with and suddenly she turns into the "IF IM SINGLE SHE HAS TO BE TOO" influence
Noticed too late what was going on.

>>376284049
>it's much easier for a 3/10 woman to trade up than a 6/10 man.
fixed

>>376281359
>/v/ is one person meme.

Degenerate.

The pathetic weasels from /pol/ who blame all their problems on women are utter scum, and absolutely deserve their unprivileged positions at the bottom of society.

Most women are mean jerks. FACT

File: 1494180678359.jpg (55KB, 450x334px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 450x334px

>>376281989
> I fucked like 60 guys second semester
you're fucking trash. fucking spent used up fucking pussy. What does she think she's good for?
Sucking cock?

>>376283513
>/soc/ here
Top b8

>>376284037
Actually, I've had relationships. two good ones and a few bad ones.
what does that have to do with women NOT being awful?

>>376284069
why dont just report the thread instead of complaining you inbreed semen taster

>>376284120
nice projection. have a seat

>>376283841
>I am butthurt I can't get any pussy.

File: 1486125196021.jpg (18KB, 360x360px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 360x360px

>>376284085
>artificial wombs do not.
IVF

>>376283726
>when they say they have no IRL friends, I have to ask, how exactly do you manage to get through to your late teens - 20s and not actually make any friends in any capacity

I've had acquaintances from middle school to now but I never follow up with people outside of work/school.

File: 1471672507837.jpg (158KB, 607x608px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 607x608px

>>376284085
>artificial wombs do not
It's only matter of time

>>376284031
does true love exist o wise and experienced anon?
what if she's autistic

File: 234112312323422.jpg (69KB, 920x380px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 920x380px

>>376281047
>trans here

IT ACTUALLY THINKS ITS OPINION IS THAT OF A WOMAN'S

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>376284072
There are saudi flags on /int/ so yes

>>376284120
Listen man I agree with you but this looks like a falseflag post

>>376284165
/toy/ here. You all act like children.

>>376284031
it is nice, but it is also kind of overrated

the best thing about having sex is not having to think about with who, how and when you're gonna have sex

>>376284085
Funny you say that, we're months away from artificial human wombs.

File: 1417216898542.jpg (124KB, 500x362px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 500x362px

>>376283917