Why don't you have one yet /v/? Downloading Mr shifty now,

Games are too expensive. I have huge backlog on my existing platforms to get through. Adding to it is not a good idea. I have unopened 3DS games just sitting in a cupboard for years.

>>376275740
>1 game for the entire system
Hmm, really breatheds the wilderness

finish your homework

>>376275740
>High School math notebook
When did we stop caring about underage postying?

>>376275740
Because E3 Nintendo Direct hasn't happened yet.

Also
>>376275979
>>376275983

Haven't had my money in order yet. Hopefully will in about two weeks though, so then I'll set that aside and hope that I can eventually find one at a store.

>>376275979
>>376275983
It's finite math you fags not high school and it's not mine it's my wife's. My handwriting is nowhere near that pretty.

>>376275740
Mr shitty

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>>376275740
I would if I could find the damn thing on a shelf.

>>376276273
>it's not mine it's my wife's son

fixed it for you

>>376276319
It's only $16 with tax even if it is just a hotline Miami clone it's worth it.

No exclusives worth playing, also hardware issues and a lack of decent services available. It's also too expensive for a Kindle Fire with a Nintendo logo on it

>>376276465
>paying tax for digital games

just tell it you live in california

>>376276405
this. it shouldnt be like getting a supreme hoodie to get a game console its been well over a month and the fucking thing is still damn near fucking impossible to find

>>376276273
finite math is literally high school level math for people that didn't take it in high school

>>376276494
I have no issues with mine except for those L/R button attachments for the joycons are really hard to get off. The range could be better on the left joycons though desu senpai.

>>376275906
Are you blind or just retarded

>>376275740
>2017
>still using those big ass calculators

>>376276627
Motherfucker does that work?

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I do, fuck off you first year engineering babby.

>>376275740
>systems of linear equations

I did that shit in grade 10. Do burgers learn this in college?

>>376276764
Do you have a alternative? No so suck my cock.

>>376276843
>felt cloth over the dock
How retarded are you

>buying a console at launch

>>376276273
>Systems of linear equations in two variables
>Not High School math
I'm sorry OP, but you are wrong there.

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But it's here

>>376275740

Liking the way your menu looks brah

>chapter 4, systems of linear equations

Fuck, I do not miss school. This is the kind of thing that reminds me of the drudgery school was.

>>376276863
>>376276967
Some of finite math is relearning shit you learned in high school. I wouldn't know for sure though since I'm not taking the class. I'm a networking major and my wife is going for her third degree in business management.
>>376276405
I got mine from Amazon it's exclusive for prime members though. Use instocknow and wait towards the end of the month Amazon should have them in stock for a hour or two.

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No I don't have one because I spent my money on building a P38 instead (mixmaster built with walther and spreewerk parts, all wartime though).

>>376276843

You don't need a barrier for the Switch. Just place it in the dock carefully and you won't scratch it. Don't be like the rest of these monkeys and just force it in there and you'll be fine.

>>376276967
>expensive ass calculator that they may or may not let you use on a test
>a few bucks at most for a phone app

cmon son

>>376277201
where in your purse do you put that feather duster

>>376277171

How old are you nigger?

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>>376275740
waiting for save transfers.

It's bullshit that we can't transfer save data from one Switch to another.

>>376277201

/k/, what are you doing here? Are you lost?

>>376277276
>9x19
>feather duster
>m-m-muh .45acp!!!!!

cool

>>376277287
21

>>376275740
I've read Mr. Shifty has some bad slowdown, but the devs are submitting a patch this week or next week. Hope it fixes the issue because I was interested in it before release.

>>376277442

Wife at 21. That's p sweet.

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>>376277201
I approve of this purchase anon.

>>376275740
had one, sold it. Waiting for xenoblade.

Mr. Shifty blew ass

>>376277572

You're losing money ultimately though. You're selling it back, getting like, half of what you paid for it, and rebuying it. Why do people do this?

So You're just a captured & blank slate minded alien in a simulation reliving the memories of that guy who looked like prince in the trailer? lol. What a fucking joke the new prey game turned out to be.

>>376277516
Yes and no. Found a Asian willing to breed with me so after five years of nagging from her parents and her I finally married. Not without a prenup of course cause fuck half or all of my shit leaving with her.

>>376277572
>im selling my switch so i can buy it again when xenoblade 2 comes out
I underestimate how stupid anons actually on here

>>376277736

Where did you meet this Asian anon?

>>376277663
>>376277764
You do know you can resell this system at a profit don't you?
>>376277783
Texas.

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>>376277736

Oh, you're a race traitor. Well, kys.

>>376277736
>asian who's bad at math

lmao you really found a keeper there

>>376277201
>Instead of buying an ugly shitty console I bought an ugly shitty gun
Well at least yo might be able to kill yourself with that pee shooter

>>376277853
I hate white women they all just fuck black guys anyway. At least with asians you know the haven't fucked black guys cause they are racist as shit. Also no way Mr ching and Mrs Chong would allow it.

I own a Wii U and Nintendo hasn't given me enough reasons to buy a Switch yet.

>>376277764
>>376277663
What made you think i lost money? I never opened it, i preordered it and realized i didnt want one, so i sold it. Never opened it. I will buy it again for xenoblade2

>>376278135
Fair enough, but the day is coming where the switch will be a great buy.

>>376276916
>felt
You overestimate me. That's the corner of a pillowcase with 2 staples.

because i don't want to pay a scalper, and for some reason, Nintendo won't ship a sufficient amount to meet demand.

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>>376278031

Okay.

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>>376275740
I already have a handheld

1. No games
2. I don't buy consoles until they fix all the launch issues with it.

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i don't have any current gen consoles but honestly if i was gonna get one i'd be interested in the switch since i have my pc for graffix and the hybrid portable/tv thing really appeals to me
still, fuck platforms with no piracy, waiting for some BR from gbatemp to hack the thing

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>>376278076
>contributing to the degeneration of blood

>>376275740
>very few games
>first generation switches seem flimsier than any other nintendo release

I'll wait a year.

>>376278389
>1958
As weird as it is that being used by the SS somehow makes your gun less faggy to you, you do realize that this gun would never have been used by one of them, right?

>>376275863
This is the most adult answer I've seen on /v/.

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>>376275740
none in stock in and local stores, and I'll be fucked by a tranny-named-Trump if I'm gonna get $400 on just the console from jews at amazon/ebay

test

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>>376278692

You do realize that 1958 means it was the 1,958th frame made out of Walther factory batch "b" right? Good job though.

>>376278786
Hello?

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>>376278692

>He thinks 1958 is the production year

>>376278740
lol ok

>>376278813
nah i don't, not really a gun fag, just have a sig for cop killin'
wasn't dissing your gun by the way, idk what that other guy has against it, just the whole 'lol the meme reich used it' thing isn't why you should find your gun cool
if yr that into it get some rad ass nazi cutlery or something
>>376278902
sorry for not being oddly obsessed with outdated firearms or the nazi meme

No games and games that should be $15 cost $80

>>376275863
stop being poor

>>376278990

Nice damage control, Jew.

>>376275740
dat glare tho

>>376279069
you're the fucking jew here

>>376275740
>Mr. Shitty

>>376279102
IPS screens tend to do that.

>>376279107

Relax Jeremiah

>>376275863
In order to finish my backlog I would have to become a neet and play games 24/7
The shitty thing is I dont even want to play those games
Everytime I sit down infront of my tv, I feel like im wasting time
When I could be trying to get better at rocket league or farm it up in path of exile, which are the two games ive been playing lately
Stopped caring about stories in games a while back
I have 80 3ds games on my shelf, I have never even played most of them
They just sit there as a collection
So I realized that I will never play most of my backlog anyway, not do I want to, so I started selling it all off on ebay
All my classic retro games, ps2 and 3, wii, xbox
Going minimalist route from now on, fuck collecting

>>376279194
case in point, why do you know jewish names?
you've memed yourself into being a kike

>>376279107
>says something completely wrong like he knows about it
>gets called out
>m-m-meme Nazi!

isn't it bedtime, Isaac?

>>376278990
>sig for cop killin'

dumb antifa fag, or dumb nigger?

>>376279292
kike lockwork
>>376279314
antifa

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>>376279286

We spotted the Jew.

>>376278823
I was just checking the legacy captcha, way better.

>>376279362

lol antifa, what a kike

>>376275740
Can I as an eurofag set my Switch to US (tax free state) and buy eshop games at a lower price?

>>376279362
lel

nice larping with guns, fuccboi.

>>376279392
holy shit this is hilarious
sorry for ruining your thread OP
>>376279467
yeah i know lol
still more fun than the alternative

>>376275740
Bought it on launch, played roughly 2 hours since then. Couldn't even be bothered to use it on my 40+ hours of flights since then. Regret it just like the Wii U.

>>376279531

lol, and the jew continues the damage control. oy veeeeyyyyyyy

I already have a Wii U

Maybe next year when it has games

>>376279530
its pretty fun you should come sometime
>>376279642
why do you talk like a jew?

>>376276465
I hated the game, the framerate tanked constantly, and the game crashed every time I finished a level. I regretted my purchase almost instantly.

>>376275740
Not even going to give it a single thought until Octopath Traveler or it somehow ends up becoming an emulation device.

>>376279694

Just let it go kike, you got caught not knowing about something and trying to talk shit, maybe do some research so you don't sound like such a dumb idiot next time.

>>376279694
anon, just bow out already. you were exposed as a moron for talking about something you have no knowledge of. don't make it worse.

>>376279694
>>376279792

You're both Jews

>>376279792
why does not knowing about some old ass gun make me a jew lol
i don't disagree that i'm an idiot for thinking that was the production year
you're still a massive fucking tool lol
man up and buy a genuine ss uniform, that's hugo boss nigga, real good shit
still you totally fucked upt his guy's thread with you and yr budz nazi autism

>>376279885
first time here from tumblr?

>>376279885

...so you are a nigger as well?

>>376276843
>new vegas mousepad
i like you. i have a battlestar mousepad. i dont know what to get for my second computer i just built, but i might consder a new vegas one now

How did this thread go from video games, to /k/ shit, and then to /pol/ shit? All of you fuck off with this shit, you have to go back.

>>376279867
i never claimed i was right
lmao at being a 'moron' for not knowing some specific dumb shit only nazi kids know
>>376279973
been browsing since 2005 actually, kinda sad to see this place taken over by you faggots
>>376279980
i'm of germanic descent
you use the term 'based' a lot and that was invented by a nigger
some food for thought
but sure i'm a black jew sent by tumblr

>>376275740
>why don't you have 1 yet /v/
>Im downloading two indie games that are on other systems

Kill yourself you Switch faggot.

>>376280083

lol I think it's time for your bedtime

>>376275740
>Mr shifty
>that movement speed
>literally teleports behind you
more like a casualized hotline miami

I hope Switch fails just because of how cocky /v/ is being about it

Ordinarily I wouldn't even give a shit since it's a handheld and I don't care about handhelds

>thread about switch
>thread devolves into braindead monkeys calling each other kike and nigger
Business as usual.

>>376276653
And..?

>>376280083
writing off knowledge of armament production, as well as ownership of literal pieces of history, as "dumb shit only nazi kids know," does make you a moron.

especially when you enter the conversation as if you know anything about guns.

>>376280276

/v/ was cocky and Switch would get curbstomed, and so sure it would be Nintendo's waterloo. It's just nice to see this board eating some well deserved crow. Maybe now they can stop spamming retarded crying wojacks images. This shit was cancerous and needed to go.

>>376280083
So you were browsing when you were 8? What great parents you had.

>>376280276

I hope it succeeds just because how much you care. Don't even own one, just saw this post on the front page and won't even come back to the thread so you can retort

gGGGGgET FUCKKKKED BOIEE

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I like it, just need Virtual Console.
I want them to release NES, SNES, N64, and GCN

At launch they need to release:
>SMB3
>Super Metroid
>OOT
>Melee

>>376280783

Digging your Sega Saturn and handhelds brah.

>>376280783
if they add super metroid 3 im buying one

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>>376280783
this. I would buy one in a fucking heartbeat if it had a plethora of virtual console games.

>>376280783
All for that list except OOT that shot even got a remake on 3ds no need for it on here. Mario party games are a must though I miss those and they don't make them anymore. There is a lot of GameCube shit they could bring over.

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>>376281142
I would LOVE if they ported OOT 3D and MM 3D for switch but they wouldn't work as good without a second screen. Also, WW HD, TP HD, and Hyrule Warriors Legends HD please.

>>376281654
It's not like they can't remove the second screen functionality and rebuild it for Switch, easy 60fps, 1080/720, the company that handled the ports is pretty much finished on their current project anyway, now I wish that had a Switch port, I'd buy that up fast.

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>>376278076
someone post the image of that white male being disgusted by the white female dating the black male but goes home to an asian wife with a hapa child.

>>376281654
>>376281956
I want GameCube virtual console and some great third party games. If I get that I am happy. Although if someone hacks the switch that is even better.

>>376275740
>I'm downloading some random shitty indie game on the eshop because there is nothing else to play besides zelda.

>>376282073
That's the reason why we fuck asians because they started it anon. The only people really getting cucked are black females and Asian men lol. That's why many black women are dyke lesbians and Asian men commit suicide/become traps.

>>376276273
>pretty handwriting
Lmao my quick ass handwriting is better than that

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>>376282123
>tfw my brother literally said I have nothing to play now after he beat LoZ

I warned him to wait till it actually has a library before buying it but he wouldn't listen, can't even use it to browse the internet since they never implemented it.

>>376282123
It's actually really good I am playing it now. I want I am setsuna but I can't justify paying 39.99 for it. Someone talk me into it so I can buy it.
>>376282207
You must be reaaaallly gay then anon.

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>>376282195
race mixing is wrong no matter who's doing it but the white race is already doomed so have fun I guess

>>376280521
I'm still not convinced it's the runaway success they're claiming. Most Nintendo consoles launch with no games so adoption by most fans happens over the years as people jump on board. With the Switch, the games people want are launch titles so more are jumping in now rather than waiting. It doesn't necessarily indicate long term success. Not saying it won't be a long term success, I'm just saying it's way too soon to call it over and done with already.

>>376282085
Personally I wish Nintendo had a studio that focused more on porting the games to run natively on new hardware or even to a custom designed emulation target just to allow higher resolutions, more stable framerates and even new models/textures

>>376282361
Race mixing is fun fag, I love my little half white kids.

I can't fucking find one. I want to give nintendo my money but they are the only reason I can't do that.

when the FUCK will we get professor layton for switch?

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>>376282518
if you have a wiiu just download loadiine on an sd card and download LoZ BotW iso to play it. The game is really easy though and the final boss is a let down

>>376282518
I'd say you don't need one right now but I brought it day 1 so I don't know that feel, It wasn't the smartest idea to buy it day 1 but I know it will pay off, if Nintendo announced a 2017 game at E3 then they won and it's the fastest a console investment has payed off in forever.

You don't need it now, these games aren't going anywhere, optimal time to buy depending on who you are is July for Splatoon 2 to take advantage on the free online which is set to become paid by October.

>>376275740
Been trying to buy one for a week, I feel like stores are lying to me, since last week they all said they were getting stock "next week", and yet 7 days later I have checked every store every day and they have never had anything.

I don't have one because I can't find one and all the Soccer Moms and Autists are buying them before I can even call any store that supplies them.

Going to shell out and get the following.
1. Breath of the Wild
2. Mario Kart
3. Puyo Puyo Tetris
4. Snake Pass

Maybe Splatoon 2 when it comes out.

>>376283295
Same thing keeps happening to me. They just say a random day I'm pretty sure. I called Target and they said Friday they were getting a big shipment, then I called on thursday and they said the shipment was coming on Tuesday.

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>>376277171
>my wife is going for her third degree in business management
What kind of BA degree requires you to go through that basic stuff?

Here they make us learn multivariable calculus just so we can do these pointlessly abstract optimization problems in microeconomics.

>>376283975
You are either not from America or are going to a big University.

>>376276804
According to the eshop I live in Alaska and pay no tax.

This is why

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/search/vga?query=switch&sort=pricedsc

Because it doesn't have any games that interest me.

Do people really want to play all those other games? Besides Mario kart and Zelda everything looks like shovelware

>>376284719
About the only thing I found enjoyable other than Mario and Zelda was Wonder Boy. Snipperclips was alright but too short, and Fast RMX is just a poor man's F-Zero.

>>376275740
Ban this underage fuck

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>>376276273
>and it's not mine it's my wife's
>trying to act old this hard
wew