Tommy Vercetti... Huh! Shit. Didn't think they'd

>My name is Tommy Vicecity

He kept his head down.
Helps people forget.

>>376238682
>TommyVercettihuhshit. >Didn'tthinkthey'deverlethimout...
Fixed that for ya, anon

Nice bike...

>>376239505
NOOO!
MY BIKE!

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MONEY

>>376239430
LOL, this.
Always bothered me.

CANDY SUXX IS BAE

>>376239875
>not Mercedes
Check this pleb out.

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>>376239962

Hey Tommy, it's Sonny. How's the suntan?

>>376240227
I ain't got no suntan.

It's time for the Lance Vance dance!

Does this make me look fat?

>Nice ass baby.

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>>376240345

Rosenberg? Oh, that bonkers ambulence chaser! That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to Death Row!

>>376240298
Well, you ain't got my money either, so I'm thinking to myself 'what're you doing?'. So tell me, Tommy, what ARE you doing?

>>376240298
yeah? you ain't got my money either, so I'm wondering to myself, what are you doing? So, tell me, Tommy, what are you doing?

>>376240607
I'm gonna get your money, Sonny.

>>376240485
I wish VCS was in VC's engine instead of whatever they used for portable games.

>>376240925
It was quite literally heavily modified VC version of Renderware that was used in both PSP games.

>>376240925
Why? It's superior.

DICKHEADS!!

>>376238682
What did Tommy do to end up in jail /v/?

>>376241201
He murdered 11 people in Liberty City.
Which always seemed ridiculous to me, seeing as how this is a GTA game we're talking about.

>>376241201
killed 13 men in Harwood, Liberty City

>>376241278
>Killed 11 people
>Only had to serve 15 years
It is GTA logic alright.

I didn't have a memory card, so I had to sit through the beginning intro over and over.

>>376241171
YEAH
YEAH
UUUUURRRRGGGGH

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>>376241515
Can't you skip it?

>>376240969
>>376240997
Was it? Maybe it was the controls, but VCS always felt kinda janky compared to VC.

>>376241450
It was self defense. He should have been a free man.

>tfw unironically like the Tommy's simple one-dimensional greedy asshole character
why did they have to go the "muh deep plot" route, /v/?

>>376241607
>the Mr.Vercetti suit is bugged
It will never stop to annoy me

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Is there a GTA character who could beat Tommy in a fistfight?

This is the best gta

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YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN LOYAL

>>376240592

based Kent Paul, that limey fuck is funny as shit

>>376241621
Of course it fucking was, it was made to work with one analog stick.

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>>376242172
FORGET ABOUT IT MARIO

>>376242359
DON'T PUSH THE MARIO MAN

Dumb.Florida.Morons.

>>376241794
Videogames were evolving and simple one dimensional story with one dimensional characters is only acceptable in Nintendo games nowadays

>>376239430
ive always loved that part

I like the mission where you take over that mexican druglord assholes mansion. Lance Vance slowly starts to lose his sanity after that

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I wish Vice City has the graphics of Vice City Stories. The models look so much better.

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>>376239875
>>376239962
>the porn for both girls are terrible/non-existent

>>376242524
He was never sane to begin with.

Is this me?

>>376241910
I'm in tears. Maybe Nico.

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>>376242580
I mean, compare this shit.

>>376242580
>still no remake of Vice City in San Andreas' engine
>VCS remake mod died
hold me /v/ ;_;

>>376242761
Nice ass baby

>>376242584
The internet was primitive and on dial-up when this game came out

>>376238682
I stick my head outta the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face!
Go get some sleep.
What're you gonna do?
I stop by your office tomorrow and we'll start sorting this mess out.

>>376241794
Yeah I miss him
>Don't make me run I'll get all sweaty
>"I thought they were throwing you idiots off the force?"

>>376239430
fuck,beat me to it. It took me like years to understand what he was saying

Tommy Vercetty shit.
divalabilala him out

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Why is there a decapitated head in a biker's bar?

PRICK

>>376243264
Bikers are just that metal

>>376241794
>>376243051
"Go shower with the guys"
"Whats your wife doing?"
"You're not a cop youre a robot"
"Guys ever catch any criminals?"

>>376241794

People at Rockstar are convinced they're hollywood writers or something, games got way to not fun allowed after SA.

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Is it moral to me naked?

>>376243402
I DID YOUR WIFE YA POOR BASTARD

>>376243547
I don't think a hollywood writer could come up with someone like Trevor

>>376242172
I HATE THAT WOMAN

>>376241794
Because they ran out of movies to rip off so now they're trying to be poor man's south park.

DUMB

FLORIDA

MORONS

NICE ASS BABY

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it's so painful trying to play VCS/LCS on emulator because of the shitty controls and mouse support (yes, i'm used to playing gta's on kb+m)

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>>376238682
BEST MISSION COMING THROUGH

>>376244764
Is this the PSP or PS2 version?
Does the PS2 version even emulate?

VCS Vice City or VC Vice City?

OI! IT'S ME, PABLO!

>>376244961
both emulate

>>376244932
That't not the club Malibu bank heist

>>376244976
Differences are trivial.
I prefer VCS because of the redneck trailer park, but that's probably the only major addition.

my battletag is GTAViceCity

SHE ON FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEE

>>376245237
Also the fairground and the hotel in front of it
I hated how that area was wasted on empty construction sites in Vice City

Really liked the assets system, it felt as if you're doing something right. GTA SA was all over the place in that aspect, you could own an airstrip, a casino, several mansions, but it didn't feel like it's meaning anything. And then GTAV simplified it

>>376245834
Yeah I miss when properties had missions and shit attached to them instead of just weekly payments, made buying them feel a lot more worth it

>>376242795
It actually doesn't look that bad.

>>376243547
Developers started thinking we wanted "cinematic experiences" after COD4 came out. I think it's coming to an end soon.

>Tommy: VERCETTI REMEMBER THE NAME.
>Random Pedestrian: OOOHWEEEOOHWEEEEOOOOH

You're an asshole, Miller.

>>376240485
>aspect ratio

>>376244932
That's not the rc heli mission

>>376247596
You're only supposed to say that when it's 4:3 stretched into 16:9.
In this case, the aspect ration is correct.

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>>376244529

This this this this this.

Why do you guys think Kojimbob jerks off Rockstar so much? Because both people/companies are nothing but unoriginal thieves who rose to fame by ripping off high quality movies but doing it just subtly enough that the dumb masses won't notice.

You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around

I'm gonna give it to you give it to you give it to you
ALLLLLLLLLL
NIIIIIIIIIGHT
LONG

>>376248173
>You're out of touch
>I'm out of time
>But I'm out of my head when you're not around

Why is this song so good and yet I'd never heard it before VC?

I'd cum buckets if VI returns to Vice City

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>this would be mfw if Chinatown Wars got a spiritual sequel

Is Retro City Rampage worth buying?

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>That comfy music at the drug deal

>>376250121
Retro City Rampage is "i am such a nerd xd" the videogame, if you want a good gta clone play Sleeping Dogs

>>376250121
Probably not if you're looking for a GTA clone

>>376241898
explained

>>376250927
>on the cruise ship
>out of touch starts playing
>that bass

DAMN YOU CHICKEN

THESE KIDS NOW A DAYS IS SWEAR

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>>376251198
>tfw will never be whole man

Already did nigga and I just want something in the vein of Chinatown Wars on the go.

Already played Scarface World is Yours and psp versions of VCS and LCS.

>>376250121
Its ok, it gets both boring and extremely difficult halfway through

>>376251310
the arms become supper thin when crouching or carrying a 2 handed weapon

I wish the PC port for San Andreas wasn't so fucking bad and apparently now they patched out some fucking songs from the soundtrack? Jesus.

>>376251756
get the downgrader and the patches

>>376251531
You better tell him Mario

>>376251756
http://gtaforums.com/topic/753764-san-andreas-downgrader/
If you have the steam version, download this
otherwise just pirate a 1.0 version of the game and install the fixes alone

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>>376251713
show me

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i really enjoy VC until it gets to the part where you have to buy assets

then its really boring

>>376251943
WOOOOW

>>376251943
IT'S NOT MY FAULT *BURPS*

Anyone remember how GTA2 had a dedicated fart/burp button?

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>>376243253
>Tommy Vercetty shit.
>divalabilala him out

>>376252041
I actually liked that part and be grateful because that's literally all there is the latter of Scarface World is Yours.

That game has the best conversations between npcs and the player character.

>>376252020
Thank you, you're the best. There isn't a patch that makes controller support not awful, is there?

>>376252475
OH NO, NOT GARY BUSEY

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>mfw aiming guns with a PS2 controller

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>>376252023
Don't have it installed right now(anyone have a torrent with the radio stations?), but if you look close enough you can see one hand is thinner. It is more noticeable with an M4 or when crouching.

>>376252415
Yeah it's called GInput, it's in the downgrader you just have to tick the checkbox before downgrading
Also check the gtaforums page of every mod you activate, most of them are customizable

>that sensitivity
>even when its all the way down
>have to change mouse DPI to 200

>>376252726
I literally can't play the Xbox version of 3 because of how bad the lock on is. Why is it I can play VC perfectly fine other than using the sniper?

>the M60

>>376252781
Oh dude fucking awesome, thank you

I MISS THE RAIN DOWN IN AFRICA

>>376253434
>they didn't use this is any MGSV Africa missions

The fuck is wrong with Kojimbles?

>>376243009
Back in 2002/03 there was an arcade that carried several of the then current consoles (ps2, xbox, dreamcast, gamecube) and a large game library

me and my 12 year old class mates used to go down there and watch people play, and when we saw they had GTA: VC we got really excited and decide to fork out the money to play it for 30 minutes during the break. We'd do this for weeks, and since you couldn't save we'd have to start the game all over each time. The opening cinematic we skipped since our time was limited, but this part I heard over and over again. Thinking about it brings me back.

>finally noticing the guy hanging in the closet

YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN

>>376242172
I NEVER ASKED YOUR SISTER OUT, MANNN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C8b0uQvMjg

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>>376254487
>tfw just got a job making donuts and coffee

I'm going to get fat and laugh my ass off

HE WAS A MAN OF PEACE LIVING ON A QUIET FARM IN NORTH DAKOTA

TIM THEYVE GOT YOUR WIFE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvcJuDhnDjo
THE 80s ARE NEVER OVER
YOU DON'T JUST TURN OFF THE 80s

>>376251943
the amount of time that happened to me is laughable.

GOLD
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW
YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1vjzxpUkE

>>376252393
>>376251636
>Scarface The World is Yours
I thought I was the only person to ever play that game.
I somehow managed to develop a fear of sharks since I last played it and I'm too afraid to go back to it

>>376242795
Yeah, well, fingers are PC exclusive.

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WATCH IT, LANCE

Mah boi KZ_Frew just got a new PB on San Andreas Any% putting him ahead of Tirean.

>>376260478
Is the San Andreas Any% run a glitchfest like the VC one yet?
I enjoyed watching VC runs before they started abusing bugs too much

>>376260478
what's the record?

>>376241450
Sonny pulled in favors. He's a powerful Mafia leader who can pull strings, which happens in real life.

>>376262129
He wanted Tommy to rot in jail though
Those men he killed were Sonny's men trying to ambush him

>>376239505

MMMMMNICE BIKE

>>376261052
There's lots of mission duping in SA Any%, yes. You can dupe over (ie. skip) all Wu Zi Mu missions and "End of the Line Part 1" where you have to take over the city.

>>376261521
KZ Frew just got 4:38 but I think the record is in the region of 4:18. That's hours:minutes of course

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>tfw getting shot with any gun with a high rate of fire
hope you didn't want health faggot