>game has a sex scene Why do developers insist on this shit?

>>376228883
ya i hate it when my dad walks in and i have to pause the game to pretend like i have to do something

>game has a sex scene without warning me
>have to shut my eyes tight and wrap my arms around my eyes to protect myself
Why don't developers respect my fear of women, ugh

Sex is just as natural as eating.

Stop eating so much and maybe you will experience it.

>game has a sex scene
>get up and go to the other room
>start pacing and hitting myself in the head

I actually do this

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>game has sex scene
>It encourages you to use Headphones bc an intense ASMR session is coming right up

>my dick when

>>376228883
God of War, Mass effect... uhh?

what else has em', not counting h-games? I don't actually know.

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>11
>playing Fable, romancing Lady Grey
>finally get to the sex scene
>my dad walks in as it is initiating
>he sits down and remains silent for a few moments
>the screen fades back from black
>still don't notice my dad in the room
>start running around the bed because she makes sexual sounds and it really excites me
>dad speaks up
>"So, what is this game, son?"
>I get really startled
>quickly try to find a reason for this
>"If you run around the room 50 times you get a special sword."
>I wasn't entirely wrong
>my dad sits until I run around 50 times and then open up my inventory and go to my normal-ass swords
>"See, I just got this one here."
>my dad walks out silently
>never asks what's going on in a video game again

>>376229501
It hurts to read.

>>376229020
If someone else walks into the room I just casually check my phone

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>game has a scene where two girls hold hands