HAHAHAHA >Andrei BTFO he'll explode when he sees even

What's supposed to be the joke here?

>>376218573
the author of the witcher books signed away his rights to profit off the games and has since slandered CDPR and the games for A) being rubbish and B)trying to to steal the fame from the books

he thinks the books from 40 years ago are wildly famous when in reality it's the games that're really popular

it's funny because that being on snapchat shows just how BTFO the books and Sapkowski got by CDPR

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>>376218480
Considering that some of the books took over a decade to be translated into english and only after the games were a commercial success, the fact that they are not well known in the anglosphere is no surprise at all.

Now lets talk shit about waifus wich this thread will inevitably be about anyway.

>>376218806
I don't believe it

broofs?

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>>376218810
why do you have to take it there, this could have been a good thread

>>376219051
Why doesn't Siri have the same edgy cat eyes that Gerald has? Aren't they both witcher a?

>>376218806
>A) being rubbish
He's right.

>B)trying to to steal the fame from the books
>he thinks the books from 40 years ago are wildly famous
This isn't true. He always claimed CDPR deserve any success they get, he's simply sorry he was a fool and is missing out on that success. And his fucking books weren't even translated into goddamn English or most languages in Europe.

The fact that there's some random image telling people it's based on his shit does not hurt him in any way.

>>376219164
Ciri*
no, ciri isn't a witcher, she knows how to fight monsters tho

>>376219164
Ciri hasn't undergone the mutations so she doesn't have puss peepers

>>376218810
Ebbi (or whatever her name is, the one who helped Geralt with the fish people) is best waifu.
>>376219164
She's not a Witcher just went through basic witcher training but didn't get any mutagens

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>>376219279
>He's right.
okay andrei

>>376219164
>Siri

>>376219331
>>376219402
Which means if she actually goes toe to toe with a real dangerous monster like a Higher Vampire or an old Leshen she's fucked. Her reflexes are the same as a shit human so there's absolutely no chance for her to react to super fast backside ambushes. Also how can she be a good witcher lacking the method to tracking monsters? She can't see footprints or very thin bloodstains.

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>>376219331
>>376219402
Ciri will grow old and die watching her parents stay forever young.

Not learning magic was a mistake.

>>376219950
Probably settle down in a comfy universe when she get's old. Who knows maybe we'll see her in Cyberpunk 2077 because she did say she liked the world where "people wore metal on their heads, everyone had their own flying ship and fought with megascopes".

>>376219950
nah, geralt will die of old age when ciri is about 60-70 years old

>>376220242
Are you retarded? Getalt is "middle age" in Witcher years. He's still got another 200 years left.

>>376220242
Vesemir is hundreds of years old and geralt is only around 80-100.

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>>376220351
can you give a basic gestalt on getalt?

>>376218480
>He posted it again.

>>376220962
white haired dude do fucc

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What would you prefer?

1.No new Witcher games anymore.
2.New Witcher game, sequel to Witcher 3.
3.New Witcher game, prequel to Witcher 1 original story or based on the books/short stories.
4.New Witcher game without Geralt and with an original story and protagonist set in the same universe (aka ME:Andromeda).
5.Remaking W1,2 or 3 into a proper RPGs and actually good games.

>>376222080
>New Witcher game without Geralt
>prequel to Witcher 1 original story

These, if they want to make more at all. But I really don't mind if they just move on and don't make more. The setting is not that interesting.

>>376222080
No new Witcher games because I understand that things must come to an end, especially things that were done so perfectly such as The Witcher series.

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>>376222080
You play as Radovid in a warcraft style RTS game broken up by occasional jump'nrun nightmare sequences ala Arkham Asylum with Philippa Eilhart as scarecrow.
Second Campaign could be Emhyrs POV were the nightmares are platformer chase sequences trying to keep up with a fleeing Ciri.

>>376222080
the only thing I would like is a remake of 1 with non shit gameplay

>>376222080
Game where you play as Ciri as she realm/dimension hops and sees all kinds of weird shit.

>>376222080
4 would be great. A game about monster hunting as a non-augmented human would be great.

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>>376222080
5. A combat system that doesn't make me want to uninstall the game in every encounter would be nice, I really liked the Alchemy in it.

>>376224637
Except normal humans get shreked by monsters in witcher setting.

>>376225294
That's the whole point.

>wanting to play an easy game

>>376218806
He's probably butthurt about not getting any revenue from the game, but at the same time I see people reading Witcher novels IRL a lot, and considering I'm in the US, I really doubt that'd be the case without the games.

>>376219882
Yeah, she definitely won't be as good a witcher as Geralt or the others but she's definitely a more skilled fighter than a regular human bean. Plus, she's got reality-breaking powers which means she can fuck anything up.

>>376225540
Just play a different setting then. Monster Hunter is a thing that exists.

>>376222080
No new Witcher game but I don't mind if they want to revisit a medieval style RPG again, even if it's set in the same world. I just don't want them to focus on Geralt again, his story was so beautifully wrapped up in W3 and its expansions that making a sequel or prequel would undermine it.

I want them to focus on Cyberpunk and expand on that shit. Then, move on to something else. I hope CDPR doesn't end up milking any of their series like some companies do.

More Gwent would be nice though. In fact, I hope Cyberpunk has some fun minigames to it as well.

>>376222080
>that last point
Yes to only remaking w2 into a proper RPG

But on a serious note, probably 3.

>>376219279
>reading books

get the fuck out normie

Depends on the details but I don't blame him when you consider how videogame/movie rights work out.
>Different characters
>Lore is butchered
>Sometimes end up with Starship Troopers where it's literally a completely different script that just uses your name
I'm not suprised he just said 'here's the name, do what you want and fuck off'

>>376223562
seconded.

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No plans for W3 enhanced edition.
We will never see them again. ;_;

>>376227290
Yeah, the patches and DLC (free and paid) makes up the enhanced edition for W3. It's a damned shame that the Witcher series dropped the ball when it came to importing saves and making your choices matter across games. They only seem to matter within its own contexts. Siding with Iorveth in W2 doesn't even make Roche angry at you in W3 and he still ends up helping you if you ask.

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>>376218806
>fame from the books
>fame

>>376228875
He's famous in poland desu, that's something.

>>376219279
[spolier] Andzrej detected [spolier]

i see you

>>376218806

>the author of the witcher books signed away his rights to profit off the games

moron

>>376229904
The film and tv show adaptations were both absolutely terrible, no wonder he lost faith and just wanted money up front

>>376229904
he thought they'd never be that succesful.

They offered him a (relatively) large sum for the rights at the very start, and considering how poo The Witcher 1 was against the competition, it was a easy choice for him.

he couldn't have known it'd go on to be the best series of all time, but he was still moronic.

>>376219950
To be fair we don't know if her power set comes with any life extension shit. It wouldn't surprise me if it did, it's supposed to be an Elvish ability that she got through eugenics, that might have activated her elfy "stay young" genes. I dunno, or she could just stay young because she's technically using a type of magic.

>>376230230
Honestly I'd bet in the merchandising/media rigbts industry a lot of these percent of the profits schemes end up being less than the lump sums offered

>>376218806
Only TW3 is worth it.
TW1 was a clusterfuck with shit gameplay where it was obvious CDPR had no idea what the fuck they were doing, and TW2 was ultra-consolized trash.

>>376230406
>TW2 was ultra-consolized trash
>implying that third game isn't

>>376230642
Not nearly as much, which is ironic since TW2 was a PC exclusive for some time.
Had better story than TW3 though.

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>>376229904
>everything that ever came out of your books is a complete failure
>some nerds that haven't really done anything other than translate vidya want rights
>not selling them for a guaranteed sum

Andrzej did nothing wrong

>>376222080
4 and you kill yourself

>>376222080
It wouldn't be bad to have a MGS V style Kaer Morhen management game with several playable characters.
Give an excuse plot how conjunction of spheres happened again, schools pooled reserves and have to start making witchers again. Geralt and Ciri fucked off wherever while you harvest resources and send witchers to do jobs.
Plot starts with Arthurian villains appearing since they're canon in universe. Geraint becomes playable postgame.

>>376229904
Nigga, this is a book which spawned a movie with the fakest CGI dragon in movie history: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg6bz4x8Rvo

The TV series based on The Witcher was actually half-decent, but the movie is fucking atrocious.

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>>376227290
Something just occured to me:
Philippa enslaved Saskia with a love potion that had a Rose of Remembrance as a crucial ingredient, Triss said that a Spell with a Rose of Remembrance can help Geralt get his memory back to find Yennefer.

Did Triss actually plan to make a love potion for Geralt? She used magic to fuck him in the books and nothing about the Roses in the game make any hint about them having memory properties.
Could Triss be that much of an obsessed Stalker?

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>>376232013
yes

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>>376232013
Triss is basically a neckbeard nice guy in a cute chicks body, there is not really enough information but it would be in character for her. The woman is anime-tier in love with Geralt.

>>376231673
Just set it in the past then, after the first conjunction

>>376231920
lmao is this any good minus the terrible cgi?

>>376230686
you're just saying shit out of your ass now

>>376234237
What, TW2 didn't get ported to X360 until a while later.

>>376234237
Everything he said is true.

>>376234064
If you can find subs to the TV series, then it's really decent. Avoid the movie at all costs.

>>376222080
Let it end. The series was fun and I love the ever loving fuck out of it, but if they keep making them, they'll just be the people who make Witcher games. The games gave them a hell of a start,everyone is awaiting CP77, they need to do new things or be stuck in the shadow of what they once did.

>>376222080
They should do a GoT game

Different enough to be different, similar enough to stick to what they know

If Telltale and fucking Cyanide can get the licence how hard can it be

>>376236276
no

>>376222080
Witcher training as an apprentice

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>>376232013
If Triss gave you a love Potion would you drink it?

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why don't we have any american made games based on superior american literary kino?

>>376238529
nothing could make anyone love that manipulative bitch

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>>376239603
seconded

>>376239603
A true man of culture.

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>>376238529
s-stop posting Triss.. she is u-ugly

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>>376239603

>>376238784
Because most american writers are a bit too greedy to sell off their material to a game company and game companies cant really justify the costs usually. Though there are a few games based on american literture anyway, like "i have no mouth and i must scream" comes first to mind.

>>376218480
Andrzej.
Can't even read, you donkey?

>>376238529
Triss was hot, and I would have picked her. But the story played out that Yennifer was the clear choice of who Ger should end up settling with. Plus both were ridiculously attractive for videogame characters.

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>>376240251
>you actually took the bait

well done, you're officially a dunce

>>376218810
>when she challenges the Baron to a race, she asks him "The black stallion" as a reward.
>when she tells Skjall "It's not too late to teach you a thing or two" they are inside a stable with horses.
Now... now everything makes sense.