Hello, GM Jesus here. We are all happy to see you are still playing

Posting in a bait thread

IM FUCKIN TIRED OF BEING FORCED TO PLAY THIS SJW MEME GAME

this game is shit

>>376208459
Can I get some good items and skills Jesus-sama

>>376208459
I just want to hold hands with a kind and pretty boy

>>376208459
I think it's alright as it stands. It's really unfair if you didn't roll Chad-tier qualities, but I suppose that other than this, it's a decent game.

I have one question though. When our characters die, are we permabanned from playing again, or do we get to roll another character?

I'm not asking because my current character is trash (I actually like him and feel a connection to him), I'm asking because I don't ever wanna stop playing. I wanna see the overworld, humanity, and the overarching story evolve as new patches come out, but our characters have limited life spans.

>>376208459
What's the new patch? What does it introduce to the game?

>>376208459
Genocide route pls

>>376208459
New balance/buff patch when? Why do other players have innate overpowered skill? The story mode is shit but I love the minigames where we get to play vidya on a vidya!

Pls remove sjw lgbt gay faggot. Ty

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>>376208831
> I'm asking because I don't ever wanna stop playing
Too real

>>376208903
more dolphin sex

>all these casuals itt wishing the game would play for them instead of experiencing it as intended
If you're not a bitch, then I'll see you in the diamond mines in Africa.

>>376208459
Our servers having elections in a month, can you prevent the elderly or stupid from voting this time, we could do without the Tories winning again

>Been playing this game since 500 BC or so
>new expansion is about Trump
>clearly an evil character
>people love him regardless
I'm about to quit. Retcon this retarded story already

>>376208459
I have no problems mechanics wise, but literally ALL the faction leaders suck. Can you please put some budget into the writing?

>>376210075
>>376210134
Your fault for alienating those who disagree with you by calling them evil and/or stupid when you live in a democratic country. Keep doing that and you'll keep losing.

>>376208459
I want legacy servers.

>>376208459
Ha ha no. You're not my GM, Papist boy fucker. I play on the Islam server:
Better grinding
Better final boss
Better loot
More challenge (babby White privilige difficulty lvl pls go)
More coherent game backstory (monotheist but three gods wtf)
Get great factions (Sunni vs Shia vs Jews)
None of that SJW crap
None of that libruh crap

>>376210075
>>376210134
ahahaha just walk away from the screen nigger its just a game ahahaha

>>376210493
Just because you have a different GM doesn't mean his admin powers don't work against your account. You're lucky GM Jesus is one of the nicer ones. GM W.T. Muhammad bans for like, no reason.

Your comment on the obvious GM collusion to sabotage Hitler's guild? Never forget.

>>376210493
What final boss do you scrubs even get? Our endgame is badass and metal as fuck. Meanwhile you scrubs fuck camels and fight each other.

>>376208459
You need to fix perks. Some players just outright exploit these and ruin the experience for others.

Also geese suck, please remove. Their patterns are unpredictable and they bug my jogging quests when they path into me. A bird with teeth, really?

Please tell me why didn't you fix the bug where the Moon show up at daylight?

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Please include a romance with the next patch. Loneliness is starting to hurt

>>376210891
That's not a bug that's a feature :^)

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Guy, I heard that Jesus-sama was being renounced on some servers because he did a shit job as admin and was banning people left and right because they insulted him or his followers on the forums. He has a white knight squad always backing him up whenever someone brings of good questions about bugs and character creation flaws, don't think for a second he will actually listen to your concerns as he just wants to filate his epeen because he's the son of the creator of the game.

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>>376208459
Can you boost rates on Master's thesis quest? It's too fucking grindy, I'm literally writing it last 4 months with no end in sight.

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>>376210470
amen

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

Oh wait, people were expecting the third coming 2000 years ago, before we even had functioning democracy

At this point the community is doing a better job at jesus that jesus is

>>376208831
I really didn't want to have am existential crisis today...

>>376210493

>being a PvPfag

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>>376208459
I just have one question
Why do we play?
We join the server, we create our character, we allocate our skill points, we do quests, we farm loot, some of us solo, some of us take companions, we go exploring, some of us read up on the backstory.
But why do we play? Because eventually it's all going to be game over anyway. For all of us.
Everything we've done, everything we've collected, it's all gone, our experience meters, our logs, all of it gone.
So why do we play? Why? For what purpose?

>>376208831
Maybe
- God

>>376208831

I heard a rumor that we're just in a giant tutorial area and that when we die we move on to a new region.

>>376208459

Add a logout button.

>>376211530
That happens in every game.

>>376211530
You find your own meaning in the game
- God

>>376208459
Could we get at least some sort of pre-cognition mechanic? It get's really annoying when shot happens that you would never even expect.

>not being a lorefag

>>376208459
Alright, look. Just give it to me straight. I want a yes or no answer.

Does Time Travel exist?

jesus loves gamers

>>376211530
Just have fun before the servers shut down, stop thinking so hard. Despite all the hang-ups and bugs you won't find another game like it. Enjoy it while you can.

>no new purge to remove over pop

we had WW1 and WW2, where is 3? what the fuck?

>>376212685
Fuck you, I hate PVP. PVE is hard enough as it is. Leave me out of this.

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When are you adding a new fucking event? Most players in the first world country never get to experience a grand adventure like the faggots in the third world do, where the fuck is our grand adventure GM.

>>376208459
Hey. I remember failing companion quest during end of high school questline and I was wondering. Is getting roasted by 8 year olds for it part of the result for failing it, besides the crippling regret debuff?

>>376212798
>liking over pop servers

nigga everything is so over saturated how can you deal with this?

What is that Death game like?

>>376212529

>tfw no way to keep in contact with your friends when they quit

>>376212920
NDA dude. I hear they sue up the ass if you break it.

>>376212876
Only on the "City" areas. "Suburb" and "Rural" gameplay may be harder, but it gives you buffs to STA and PER.

>>376212969
Seems a bit overly strict.

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>>376208459
This is a great forge/training ground for our character development, thank you for creating and moderating such a difficult course!

When I am done here I will truly be great!

Thanks again Jesus.

end the fucking PVP event in the middle eastern servers already jesus christ

>>376213101
Please do not spoil endgame content for other players. There is an NDA in effect and we don't wish to place anyone in the hell server.

Pretty shit
Way too grindy without enough reward
Some players start with really unfair advantages like "born rich"

>>376213230
Alright.

: )

>>376213230
>Hell server

MYTH. Stop pretending to be a GM

>>376213101

roleplay guilds were a mistake and should be removed

>>376213263
Everyone has there own challenges based on their weaker stats.

>>376213403
They have their own role to play in this game, trust.

>>376208459
I want to be able to fucking reroll my stats and actually assign them

>>376208459
close the game already GM, you dont want to be wow 2.0, close it while it's ok

>>376212968
You will always have old forum posts, replays, and screenshots. Nothing is permanent, anon.

>>376213574
Logging out is

>>376213263
The real rewards come after the game, but only if you bought the right DLC.
- God

>>376208459
>A new patch is in the works as we speak
Just tell us about it - is it the waifus patch finally?

>>376213787
>you didnt collect enoght points
>you cant have the reward
fffffff

>>376213768
Yes, it is. Which is why you should enjoy the game the best way you can before it's time to quit.

>>376208459
Can I respec my skills without restarting the game or paying the fee for Basic and Advanced Education again?

>>376213919
No

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White boiz should NOT be in the game, they are the weakest race that steal Jewish success most of the time

>>376213882
It isn't about collecting points my child. It's about the kind of points you are collecting.
- God

>>376208459
Pillage him, Satanael!

>>376213974
Shut up and enjoy your race low IQ roll

Just release the WW3 expansion already.

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>>376208459
Your game suck, just a fucking boring world,no magic,magic creatures and shit like this, just boring animals and humans, and no ayy lmao. I hope next patch fix something or i fucking exit this game

>>376214190
>more WW shit
The final boss in WW2 sucked so much milions of people logged out permanently from the game, also wtf is wrong with American classes? Why are they so OP?

No more of this shit please

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>>376213974
>Whites
>Stealing from Jews
>Stealing in general

>>376214375
>implying realistic settings don't have place in videogames

>>376210493
but you guys have SHIT STATS, and even Min-Maxing doesnt get you anywhere.

>>376214375
The majority of players are optimistic for the future of the game. I'm sorry you don't feel the same.
- God

>>376214456

Except Russia was clearly the OP race in WW2.

Personally, I'd rather American lose the Natural Debt trait. Why the fuck does this game encourage me to use credit so much early in only to reveal later that you shouldn't have used it at all?

>>376214660
Russia was also pretty OP, I can agree on that.

They should have made a more tough final boss tho, he LITERALLY kills himself before you reach him if you take down a good chunk of his army

>>376214660
>russians
>good race
zerging it up doesnt make them good.

>t. AMERICAN MASTERRACE

>>376214757
I wanted to make him seem evil, while remaining shockingly human. I felt that him killing himself secretly, would allow for an additional expansion where he comes back and seeks vengeance. However, this idea was scrapped after I thought many players would find that too cliched.

>>376208459
can I customise my wizard beard when it comes? or is it preset?

>>376215107
Wizard beards are a player created meme that somehow at level 30, if you fail to mate with a player of the opposite gender, you'd get cosmetic changes (beard) and abilities not seen elsewhere in game. Of course, memes are just memes.
- God

The new fucking PC trend expansion is god awful. You have to be super careful with every single dialogue option. Its like every line in the dialogue system was revamped and every single line you choose will somehow offend the other players. Then if you offend them it gives them some sort of buff that allows them to have an advantage over you, giving them the ability to get you kicked out of your fucking job, cost you in game currency, and drop your karma by a fuck ton. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea and why the FUCK IS IT BIASED AGAINST PLAYERS OF THE WHITE RACE. ALL THE OTHER PLAYERS ON DIFFERENT RACES ARE EXPLOITING THE FUCK OUT OF IT TO SCREW PLAYERS LIKE ME OVER. PATCH THIS ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE.

>>376208459
I fucking hate it
How do I uninstall

>>376215028
I know it was a great character, but it kinda sucked gameplay-wise

desu this game is mostly about story, gameplay design is very dumb at times

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>>376208459

>>376215318
Die in-game :^)

>>376210869
Geese were added as an attempt to tone down the previous Velociraptor mob. Unfortunately as you've noticed something went wrong and they're larger, more aggresive, and far more dangerous.

We could try to revert to the previous version, but that would also likely mean bringing back the Tyranosaur mob which could play havoc with some of the modern game mechanics.

>>376208459
Tired of guilt.

Sick of crying.

Tired of living.

Scared of dying.

>>376212467

If time travel is real, then where are the time travelers? We should know of them by now.

>>376215932
Not yet, but who knows what's up in the next patches? ;)

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>>376208459

You tried the stick, now its time to try the carrot.

There are lots of sticks and too few carrots to make it a worthwhile experience.

>>376210134
>>Been playing this game since 500 BC or so
Excuse me?

>>376208459
fix the cancer debuff, it's fucking annoying and almost forced me to quit two times

>>376208831

Suprised there are no faggots that try to re-roll their characters as soon as they gain counciousness until they get 5 stars in 3-4 slots at least.
Probably it takes too long to find your stats and by then it is not worth the trouble.

>>376216240
Consider yourself lucky. Most players end up quitting because of it

>>376216240
That's quite an achievement, anon.
I'd expect you not to spend time on mongolian knitting board about korean baskets.
How do you feel?

>>376208946

Dont worry, that route is an event that happens every so often. They dont constantly do it ,making it repetitive.

>>376208459
I love the new NPC storylines you've introduced in the latest expansions. Trump as a character has never been better!

>>376208459
Permaban the hackers

What's one of the evil characters doing pretending he's some GM?

>>376215210
I gotta believe in something, even if it is just a meme

>>376208459
When will i convert girl to gf format? I was promised that for 15 years now.

>>376210814

I dont remember the fluff of Sword of Islam dlc well but it was supposed to be like things go to shit and people have great moral corruption but Jesus will return and kill the anti-christ with a sword. After that There will be and era of peace and prosperity until the server shuts down.

When will you fix the Pope Jesus? You know that he is destroying Christianity right?

>>376208459
Could do without the sickness and disease.

>>376211530

Why do you play any other game?
To get away from real life for a while and lose yourself in the fantasy.

>>376216462
>evil characters
What.
He's known to have helped lots of players and even basically almost resurrected some - but he doesn't play anymore in our servers now because faggots bullied him and hacked the game to not make he respawn for 3 fucking days.
Literally too pure for this game

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>>376212798

I wish pve and pvp babies were seperated so that they can stop crying this much.

You dont learn a single pvp related skill and cry when someone ganks you.
You deserve it.

>>376213768
>Logging out is
t. someone that never logged out

>>376212805

You can join their servers for free but they have to pay up to switch to FW servers . How is that not to your liking?

>>376215932
>If time travel is real, then where are the time travelers?
Owners of future versions cannot interact with owners of older versions, stupid. They can play on the same servers but if they cheat against the older version's players they get permabanned

>>376216918
>He's known

No, he's mythically done so, not realistically, realistically he's a deceiver that pulls you towards the demiurge.

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>>376208459
XxDevilxX has entered the room
Uh.... Jesus?

>>376217679
Call esorcists

>>376217635
He still did help players and was a very nice guy tho.

>>376217737

No he didn't, it's a legend and he's a deceiver and a hypocrite talking of alleged good things while doing evil like all his disciples and priests.

I bet he raped children too, like his followers.

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>>376216571
Unironic trannies literally should kill themselves

>>376208459
When are wishes getting reset? I made mine as a 10 year old and I'd like to change it

Oh great, it's another "please wait until the end of the year for a new patch" episode.
Fuck you Jesus.
Fuck your game.

>>376208459
You really need to do some mediation in the United States region. The PvP war between the Left and the Right is getting beyond toxic ever since their guild leader won the last rated BG.

>>376217828
>while doing evil like all his disciples and priests
You gotta have a source for that

>I bet he raped children too, like his followers
That's kinda a new thing. People didn't use to molest low level players time ago, they treated them like female players basically
Talking about that, what's that shit about female players today? No one used to give a fuck about them long time ago, what happened?

>>376218051
>You gotta have a source for that

How about any history book, retard.

ITT: People ignorant of spirituality worshipping their enemy.

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The christian doctrine:

Do it yourself!
But blame the devil!

I thought you had the spirit of jesus inside? And the body does what the spirit leads the body to do?

Food for thought.

>>376218129
No history books talks about his disciples doing too much bad shit, even if some apparently stopped doing bad shit after meeting the GM - likely just told them he was gonna ban them

And priests barely have anything to do with the GM himself

Stop hating on staff members for no reason, this one is a very cool guy

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>>376208831
>I wanna see the overworld, humanity, and the overarching story evolve as new patches come out, but our characters have limited life spans.

>>376218341
>No history books talks about his disciples doing too much bad shit

You sure didn't read the lore about the inquisition or the witch hunts and so on?

Priests receive the spirit, just like every christian, so they are guided by his spirit.

Looks like he's guiding their dicks into children's butts.

Also he's not staff member, the owner of everything is Abraxas, not jehova.

Why did you permanently ban my best friend?
Now I have no one to play with and I'm considering quitting the game forever

>>376218462
Nothing to do with the GM desu, that's the point

>>376218341

This anon is so far inside his own butt he actually thinks the known hackers jesus and jehova are staff.

>>376218529

that faggot isn't a "gm", but a known "hacker".

Just because you believed their ingame religion doesn't make it the truth about life outside the game.

>>376218542
>>376218604
Don't they literally call him the dev's son?
It makes sense they would make him GM

>>376218661

YHVH made this game world without permission and trapped the spirits of the players inside human bodies, when they die he torments them.

Yet here you are, praising his son the deceiver.

>>376210134

just wait it out, vampire

When is the WW3 expansion being released? I heard there will be a Kim Jong Un raid

>>376217635
>realistically he's a deceiver that pulls you towards the demiurge.
Explain

>>376218735
>YHVH made this game world without permission
Who are you supposed to ask for permission to make your own game world?

>>376208831

nice to meet another optimist, anon, instead of one more faggot whimpering that he can't get a GF and wants to die

I too hope I get to see more of where we're headed than one life will allow. This may be a vale of tears but I fucking love it.

>>376218906

Abraxas, the true God above all, the alien God.

>>376218462
>if you join his guild and fuck over low level players it means you are doing it on his behalf
Lmao what kind of ass backwards logic is this? Fuck off you must be from the Atheist guild

>>376218495

Hang in there anon, you'll meet 'im again. There's other friends out there who are waiting for you to find them. You've met them before, too.

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>>376218876
Abraxas is the true God, an emanation of Him, Sophia, made Yahve without permission, Yahve was corrupted because He was made not of the things of the true God, so He made this to entrap us here, we have a divine spirit and we must escape, think The Matrix movies.

>>376219210
>ass backwards logic

>receive his spirit so he guides your actions
>everyone turns into pedos or hypocrite evildores
>must be something else!

Where's the patch that let's you respec your appearance??

>>376219442
You can already do that but it costs you a shitload of money in surgery and shit

>>376219190
Nobody cares about your dying religion, pagan filth. I'm sorry you spec'd your entire character into a dying faith, thus making them useless, but I don't need to hear about it from you faggots every five minutes.

>>376219282
Then let's hear this build you got to beat the Demiurge boss

>>376219362
>>receive his spirit so he guides your actions
I don't know what the fuck you are saying here, are you impliying he took direct control of the players forcing them to commit those things? Or that he personally suggested each of them instructions?

>>376211530
>Everything we've done, everything we've collected, it's all gone, our experience meters, our logs, all of it gone.

So that others can do their own shit, our story becomes others learning experience. We are building and forming the world for new players.

Why the fuck did you not just make little girl(male) the only gender option?

>>376219504

Example here, he preaches of nice things but can't contain his evil.
>>376219547

You don't have free will if you receive his spirit, you are influenced and guided by jesus.

And it always ends in a hypocrite evildoer.

>Then let's hear this build you got

The plan is to attain gnosis and escape as usual.

A good place to look for it is joining guilds like Dragon Rouge, Temple of The Ascending Flame or Temple of Set and learn their techniques to obtain gnosis from their lore, and then use their techniques with Abraxas and the gnostic viewpoint.

>>376219486
It's bullshit, anyway, since there's a % chance based upon initial appearance scores & the skill of the plastic surgeon that causes you to end up uglier than what you looked like going in. There's also an extremely low % chance of death whenever you go in for one too.

Absolutely not worth it. The devs need to improve the benefits of Plastic Surgery in the next patch.

>>376219702
>You don't have free will if you receive his spirit, you are influenced and guided by jesus.
>And it always ends in a hypocrite evildoer.
Both are false though.
Can't you literally control your actions when you follow Jesus? Nope, you can.
And not all of them are evildoers too, it's just that people of course get more upset about them in their guild because they are supposed to be representing the GM

>>376219953
I have yet to meet a good honest christian.

As for your claims, literally baptism gives you a demiurgic posession debuff most of the times. Tends to go unnoticed until the point when it is called to fuck you up.

>>376219702
>You don't have free will if you receive his spirit, you are influenced and guided by jesus.
Do you have a single patch note to back that up?

>>376220164
>Do you have a single patch note to back that up?

You don't have patch notes, just a pressumed manual that's illegal and that has lots of texts that are not accepted by their guild.

It's not even official worldwide and you come to us telling us it is patch notes and official.

>>376220093
Sounds like some creepypasta shit you found on the internet

Baptism is nothing but some ceremony to join the guild. Also it's very popular so I guess that's why it also has lots of toxic players

But nothing compared to the Islam guilds desu

>>376208459
When's the next world war event, it's been pretty boring these last 70 years. These cold war addons were the biggest tease ever.

I think my game is bugged, I rolled with 0 in every stat except luck and I can't increase them at all.

>>376208459
Can you buff sobriety so the 247 drug haze isn't as appealing

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The admin on the US server cluster keeps pissing everyone off and its great, I can't wait for the Cali server to get DDoS'd by the NK admin

>>376220263
>Sounds like some creepypasta

http://gnosis.org/welcome.html

Many texts unaccepted by their guild in here.

They don't like these parts of the alleged manual.

There's more to it than these pieces of lore though, as I've learnt that things are a bit manipulated even in these texts.

>>376220364
Atleast you didn't get a glitched stat
I got a -2 to social

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>>376208459
I think there was a bug when I rolled my character or something, other characters have never partied up with me or added me to their friends list and I'm pretty sure I can't use the romance feature correctly despite it working fine for other players. Any chance I can get around the single character limit/permadeath mechanic and just reroll my character?

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>>376208459
Grizzly Bears are OP, please nerf.

Is there gonna be another GM event soon? I know the players tend to get rowdy but a lot of us miss you.

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>>376208459
FUCK YOU I WANNA STOP PLAYING! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!!!

Anybody know if the supernatural powers expansion actually did anything? You hear reports of players who can supposedly speak to the 'spirits' of old player characters who have died, which would pay credence to the Afterlife-server theory, but most of those faggots look like they rolled up simple con-men.

>>376220410
It's still some creepypasta shit, if baptism did give possession explain this

>low level players go through baptism because Jesus guild is very popular
>they can leave the guild at any time
>some of them can even join atheists guilds

Are you gonna tell me they are all seriously pretending that because they don't wanna you to know about the possession debuff?

>>376220589

Oh look, the fedora guild.

Roleplaying out of their game 98% of the games content.

>>376213787

kill yourself YHVH, so we don't have to develop COMPs and do it for you

>>376213263
Just sell the Soul item to some evil gods for easy shekels.
I play Atheist build so it's useless to me, lmao.

>>376220559
He's not coming back, you faggots bullied him too much with that cross shit

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This shitty fucking """game""" is so terrible that it's only possible to have fun with the minigames or griefing other players.

Most of the players are huge fucking retards that should be banned. I guess that comes with the whole F2P bullshit, but why can't we at least have some servers without tons of BRs, RUs and PLs?

And the retarded mod/dev worship, holy shit. You guys are incompetent fucks who don't deserve anything more positive than criticism.
That's a giant fuckup overall. Only a retard would say it is anything but.

>>376208831
My uncle is one of the developers and confirmed that you get to reroll a new character. Location is still based on this roll tho so good luck living anywhere good.

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>>376220559
Git Gud

>>376220675

It doesn't have why to manifest in your life, only if you have a chance at escaping or if YHVH feels like ruining your life.

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Anybody got any hints on where to start the gf questline? I'm sick of seeing all my friends running around with extra party members and leaving me behind to head on to the new zones.

>>376220440

No, you're going to have to get fucking gud. And you can. Yes, you. You need to get out of your own way.

>>376220864
Grind your charisma, money, luck and hope you didn't roll a character who looks like shit

>>376208459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJAIygMVRuc
Add magic (fireballs and dragon slave) please and remove death from hunger and thirst please. People die to fast because of this and drop the game we need more players and large multiplayer.

>>376208459
Server wipe when?

>>376220990

There is magic already in the game. You just have to join the right guild.

Can you please just fix the fucking bug that makes the final boss unbeatable? Seriously, I didn't think it was that big of a deal until my Grandmother decided to play the quest where you fight him. She was one of my best teammates man c'mon.

>>376220931
if his character look like shit, he can just roll for MAX money and then buy the famous items, at this point he can insta gf 99% of female NPC in the world

>>376208831
I came into this thread to laugh, anon, not feel existential dread.

>>376220709
I ain't denying anything, faggot. I just wanna know what the expansion fucking did, since I certainly didn't roll a character with any of the benefits.

>>376221187

Did you learn the skills?

>>376221078
I want to create fireballs and remove bandits with them in close combat that's all in a case of attacking on me.

>>376221294

Not that kind of magic, though.

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How's it feel knowing you shitters never got into the market early?
Now you all have loans to pay back to the server bank from starting your profession questline with ZERO preparation while I make 1.5k gold a day lmao

No matter how high your stats are you're still going to get owned by Death sooner or later. Nobody can beat Death.

There's no hack in existence for this.

>>376221339
There is no word of impossible in this world. Only word do not want.

Fireballs are possible in time of practice.

>>376221294
You need the Wizard perk, and you can only get that by reaching Level 30 with your Virgin Card in tact.

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>Indepth magical system
>very complex, may require lots of study and practice
>has dedicated guilds
>several branches
>people don't know how to roll a wizard and are devoting their game time to negationist guilds like <fedora>

>>376221078
It's not a guild you can join, though.
I mean, you can "join" the guild, but you will never get high enough to get magic if you aren't in one of the inner circles, which they don't let anyone into.

The /pol/ guild once tried to infiltrate it, but failed hard - they were too recognizable.

Alright, so I appreciate the fact that you guys wanted to make a diverse game-world with lots of shit to do in it, but could you stop wasting your time getting people to develop games to play within this one and instead fix some of the issues with this game instead?

>>376221523

Huh? Nah, RHP wizardshit doesn't do anything nice.

>>376221387

>high-level players rig the system to force new players to learn useless trash knowledge instead of economies and independence after moving out
>depending on newbie's mentors, will either survive somewhat shaky for himself, or spin right into bottom-tier poorfag with tons of loans and credits to pay back

the jew faction needs to be stamped out, literally the biggest griefers out there.They even spun global view of themselves to be the victims of a false crime against their guild like 70 years ago and ever since.

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>>376220923
Then how the fuck do I get rid of the Crippling Social Anxiety debuff? Some shitter told me to use a potion called an SSRI but it just added other smaller debuffs.

Fuck this p2w nonsense game

I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO PLAY THIS GAME

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>376221224
>Did you learn the skills?
Tell me more.

>>376221541
Actually money is how the community steers work. Just buy the premium and issues will disappear.

t. God

>>376208459
It would be nice if we could reroll without completely destroying our current character and progress.

The cash shop is scummy as fuck too.

Can I visit older expansion?

>>376221637
Not sure what you're talking about, but you obviously haven't seen a Zion Elder charm a literal army.

>>376221078
The magician's guild has a monopoly on all totems but the wizard class is pretty shit atm after it got nerfed to oblivion during the colonization expansion when the puritan guild got all butthurt over wizards kicking their asses
There's still some OP wizards like that Houdini guy but he got banned a bit back, but you probably just shouldn't bother with it since they're all retards who have nobody on their friends list.

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>>376210134
>Been playing this game since 500 BC or so

>>376221294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I5ifBB_XXc
Fireballs rules!!!111

>>376208831
This is a Homestuck thing isnt it

I'M QUITTING TOMORROW

SELLING ALL MY GEAR MIN PRICE

>>376221773
Some areas on servers pretend to play the older versions, but you aren't allowed to pvp like you could

>>376208459
I was literally forced into playing your game and I'm too scared to quit ;_;

>>376221713

What do you wanna roll? Are you afraid of blood?

>>376222103
Damn, I'm really want to visit Medieval expansion.

If your post ends in
one
three
seven
or
nine
your character will be able to prestige to novice+ at lvl 100

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This game needs less of this
>invite new players and get benefits!
bullshit.

It needs FIXES and balancing, not more players.
In fact, it needs less players.

>>376208459
Thanks GM Jesus!

looking to buy ruger no 1 400 gold max & maga hat of the punished name your price

>>376208459
When are you going to fix the memory leak that affects a lot of high level characters?

If you guys don't add a cure questline for chronic illness I am unsubbing. Game is totally unplayable my character is completely unresponsive and the items the doctors give out do nothing despite having to farm for weeks to get them.

>>376222431
Less players, less money less money game shut down.
Enjoy nothing untill next big bang.

>>376222259
>What do you wanna roll?
Wouldn't mind going down the same path as Crowley did, if he was legit.
>Are you afraid of blood?
Nah.

>>376222701
Devs deserve to lose money

They're fucking retards who can't design a game and prefer to GM event firestorms over those who report bugs to actually fixing said bugs.

Just shut it down and release a sequel that isn't shit.

>>376222372
Why would you?

That expansion was notorious for terrible events like The black plague. You also needed to roll good starting perks like Royal blood or else you'll be fucked into the peasantry class.

Playing during that time also felt too short. Only 35 years if you're lucky.

>>376222783

If you want crowley stuff, there's an initiate on /x/, but I am not familiar with their stuff, I can recommend you some draconian stuff I wanna use to exploit the system and win the game, though.

>>376208831
You can only reroll if you chose the Bhuddism religion perk tree

>>376222867
Well, I'm just curious.

>>376222883
>Draconian stuff
Sounds interesting. I'm all ears.

everytime I close my eyes i keep seeing burning fire.

is there like a patch for this or someone I go to for bugs?

>>376223241

First a small roundup: dude in themple of set invented a new system for LHP practice, many adopted it.

The main guilds who practice this are Temple of Set (egyptian themes), Temple of Ascending Flame (ex-DR, Lucifer focused) and Dragon Rouge (requires Shekels like Temple of Set).
Dragon Rouge is eclectic.

My advice is that you learn my gnostic notions and apply it to what you learn from them so you can exploit and win the game, interested?

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https://youtu.be/gWIi6Pytde8

>>376218051
>they didn't use to molest girls, just have sex with them
???

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>>376223648
>tfw white but asian stats

>>376216240
Honestly, this. The cancer random event quest sucks ass. My mom had to log off because of that shit. Then I had to fucking do it, took a major permanent crit to my stomach.
Bullshit quest with little to no rewards.

>>376208459
>No longer able to fucc bois
Why live

>>376210493
saracens out

>>376223529
Dragon Rouge sounds interesting. Outside of Shekels are there any other pre-requisites, like stats?

Can you delete my character and any trace of it? Like, make it like it never existed. That'd be swell, pretty tired of this shit.

>>376221462
You are supposed to lose to that boss you idiot, it's a cinematic boss, then you get to the rest of the game's content or NG+ depending on what DLC you have

>>376224329
Pretty sure they didn't patch it out but not sure how the GM feels about you doing it
Did you get a permanent debuff of -1 to dick?

>>376224381
>he doesn't play with the Islam perk tree as a male
Literally why?

Could you do something about the players that are deliberately bringing PvP stuff into PvE areas. And remove the buffs you put on all the non-white players, that shit is getting annoying to the point of people preparing to reenact the crusade raids.

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>>376224918
The Sunni guild is going to keep showing you PvE shitters what Life is supposed to be
We can go over there and toss one Frag and you all lose your shit when that stuff happens daily down here, get gud faggot

>>376225449
Day of the rope is coming, nigger.

>>376208459

Primary goals are incredibly unclear, we really could use quest markers and log.

Also there's WAY too many random elements, I feel like none of my strategic decisions matter.

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>>376225553
>he thinks PvE guilds will do anything
All you guys do is say "W-We'll really do it this time!" and never take action
Too scared of the Russian guild or something?

>>376225449
Look, faggot, if you want to do PvP then remain in your designated PvP zones. It's not everyone else's fault the game is bugged and you can kill players even in undesignated PvP areas.

If you really want, though, I will drench my bullets in Pig's Blood and gun as many of you fuckers down as possible.

Fuck the car crash random event. It made my wife quit the game.
I miss her

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>>376226129
He says while sitting around wondering what to sell at Auction house in a PvE zone
Your guild leader lets us come over and do it, so don't blame us

>>376224450

No, they accept newbies.

>>376226043
If there wasn't a mandatory 'jail' questline that was forced on PvE players every time we bring up the fight menu, we would spawn camp your players on every server.

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>>376226981
>PvE shitters get temp banned if they try to fight back because they're not the Soldier class

>>376224483
No, devs insist on a player-driven story so monuments of whatever you've accomplished stay.
That said, if you haven't accomplished much you should be fine to delete your account. Gift me your gold if you do pls

>>376208459
The beauty RNG is fucking bullshit. Also I found a bug. Sulfur is supposed to be super effective versus acne not create even more.

>>376229083
Underexperienced pls leave, this a lvl 18+ area

I'm too poor. Please let me win a lottery or something next time I play.

>>376229890
You only get on character roll per iteration. You have to wait until the heat death of the server before you get a new roll

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>presented with two fac options
>one is a bunch of retards who lose their spaghetti and go into an autistic rage whenever they see literally anything they don't agree with
>the other is a bunch of retards who lose their spaghetti and go into an autistic rage whenever they see literally anything they don't agree with
>choose not to join fac
>both nonstop call me a cuck or a sexist
Why are there no other facs?

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>only one server
>crowded as fuck
>only one area fleshed out, rest of the game is fucking devoid of content
>open world meme
>support never EVER answers
>3 different code of conduct updates all contradicting each other
>no fast travel
>can be ganked while sleeping (who thought that was a good idea)
>useless magnetic force(buff please)
>bots have now almost completely infested farming and crafting
>some fucking asshole has been ban evading for decades now
Shit game, can't wait for Revelation DLC so the playerbase goes down to zero.

>>376221294
Fireball is the best girl.

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>>376229083
>>376229515
>tfw level 21
>still have acne

>>376231275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UbBiASeEEk
Fireball is waifu spell.

>>376231448
Fireball spell make miracles of universe like equality.

>>376208459
I'd like to relearn my talents

>>376208459

I gimped my toon while leveling up (dumped too many points in Autism). Can I have a respec? (Would also like to change class to Chad...)

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>hear about the AI update and robot update
>expect it to be rolled out in character lifetime
>stack intelligence
>dump appearance and charisma
>other stats kinda average, to stay versatile
>AI update delayed hard
>appearance keeps getting buffs

GM, a hardcore raiding team I'm a part of, wants to leave our guild, (we've been in it 40 years) but the drunk of a guildmaster is blocking access to the guild bank, saying we have to pay to leave. Half of the stuff in their is from our raids! Pls help.

Fuck this game, I'm changing to Muhammad's game, at least that has a better endgame

>>376208459
>Take the 'Challenged' trait in character creation thinking it was some difficulty option
>It just makes my character mentally retarded
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>376233782
If you aren't an oldfag then all you need to wait is a few more years for the robot update, assuming all goes well
But don't try to get a robot gf, it will be nothing like your fantasies and probably will leave you feeling worse than before.

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>>376234227
It's always
>in 10 years
>soon
But then ends up valve time.

>>376233918
Dude, you share this shard.
The three GMs are Mohammed, Jesus and "Jewish Master Race" Moses.
Seriously, dudes are on a mad power trip with circlejerks around the world and a cult of personality.

Come, join us on the GM-less shard. The community is alright (Czechs and Euros in general are bros, Japs are good as well, Chinks are... well, Chinks, but they keep to themselves) and you don't have to suck mod's dick.

>>376234801
>Come, join us on the GM-less shard.
How to deal with spam and DDoS, if you don't have mods?

>>376231448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqEvG06iU78
Giga Slave is better waifu.

>>376234801
Modless shards are alright, although personally I prefer it when there are a bunch of mods there to keep things in check. GM-Krishna is a pretty chill dude, for example.

>>376212467
Not related to the joke of the thread, but:
Think about this for a moment. If you were to go back in time you have to take into account for the Earth's rotation of the sun.
If you were to go back in time unless the Earth was in the exact same spot around the sun you would just appear somewhere out in space and most likely die.

>>376220990
Fireball is past, lightning bolt is a future.

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>post yfw you didn't fund the kickstarter for this garbage game

>>376219605
Fuck off the the ERP servers, you fucking deviant.

>>376220990
Guns are replacement for fireballs, but really fireballs are more cooler and has more damage.

Is the wizard class worth it?
I've almost reached level 30, and I'm wondering if I should pick it.

>>376238596
See >>376221889

What's with the input delay?

Why is there so much brainless grinding?

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>>376208459
>implying this game has GMs
Reported for impersonating staff members

Nerf bears

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>>376208459
What lvl are the Bogdanoffs?

When are you going to ban them?

>never EVER answers
>>376230597
This:

http://idmji.org/en/