stop resisting noob, NO, STOP RESISTING, GET YOU HANDS BEHIND

>>376199259
Stop shitposting blizz pr

>>376199389
pretty sure it's /pol/ pushing this one

>>376199389
Mate, Ill fucking post shitposts about my waifu for as long as i want

>>376199475
OBSESSED
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>>376199259
Can anyone explain why /pol/ and tumblr are so fucking mad about this skin? I can't begin to understand it.

>>376199634
Pants Up Don't Loot

>>376199634
Nobody's mad, 6 tri-gendered tumblrinas bitching about something inconsequential isn't a """""heated debate"""""

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>>376199634
Very few people are actually mad about it, but a lot of people are shoving the mad people in our faces because outrage porn gets attention.

>>376199634
/pol/ doesnt care about it other than the fact tumblr is austiscally screeching about it

Why the fuck is she closing the eye she's supposed to aim with?

>>376199720
This is one of the few things that makes me legitimacy mad. It is just such delusion of wanting to change reality to meet their focus.

>>376199724
if they really didn't care about it we wouldn't have 10+ threads everyday

>>376199739
Because Blizzard is run by sexist males who find ditsy, stupid women cute.

>>376199634
all the secondaries on tumblr latched onto dva as the "pure cute smol angel ;3" and now they hate her because she's a mean evil dirty pig cop.

cops ARE generally scum but there's no reason to get autistic over the skin, the skin's pretty fucking great

>>376199634
People are mad? That's funny.

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>>376199720
>they made her fat and gave her nigger nose and lips

These people are mentally ill.

>>376199873
>all the secondaries
It's like three people, Anon.

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>>376199720
>liberals consider this to be more attractive than regular Dva

>>376199873
>cops are generally scum
Get a load of this nig

>>376200267
It's like at least a good group of tumblrites, I know because I've had the misfortune of coming across some.

I just want police dva to arrest me and abuse me

>threads about tumblr outrage
>it's just the same 2 images posted over and over

>>376199873
t. Trayvon

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>>376199389
>everyone is pr
>everyone is a shill
Is this how you live your life?

>>376200846
>>376200409
whitey as they come, even technically a jew

>>376200882
>even technically a jew
IMAGINE MEIN SHOCK

>>376200738
All the threads about dva come from me

>>376200874
You're a naive teenager if you can't see the attempts at corporate influence being carried out here.

>>376201051
and you're a retarded teenager if you think tumblr needs an excuse to get mad about their "precious baby" in a cop outfit

>>376201051
I'm just posting bait threads about my waifu and people are taking it as shilling

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>>376199634
>MUH DINDU LIVES MATTER

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>>376199259
This meme was better with officer fatcocks

>>376201119
You can signal boost a PR trend without realizing you're doing it. See: the recent Arbys advertising campaign.

>>376199475
You are mistaken sir, Im pure /v/irgin
>>376199490
Doesnt change the fact youre blizz pr
>>376200874
Not everyone, tho sudden blizzard thread strikes for no good reason means blizzard & blizz drones keep trying hard on 4chan again, it's not first time it happened

It was pretty much confirmed before that blizzard is posting on 4chan.

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>>376199259
Non-compliance isn't cute or funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8-ycSkoYfc

>>376199720
she made her Japanese i'd consider that more offensive.

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>>376201051
>>376201262
>>376201335
>(You)

If you're so paranoid about hidden marketing out to brainwash you, /x/ would suit you better. They even have certified clothing tips on how to deflect brain gamma rays

>>376201434
>tfw too smart for brainwashing

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>female police officers

Their existence is high comedy. It's like hiring paraplegics for your firefighting team

>>376201335
>pure /v/irgin
We can tell from your 14 year old writing style.

>>376199634
tumblr thinks that all cops are evil, racist, sexist, bigoted, Nazis that actively go out of their way to kill black people.

/pol/ doesn't even care, they're focused on Macaroni right now.

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>>376201434
>gamma rays
HULK SMASH!

>>376201495
>he says, posting one of the best in existence

>>376201519
>they're focused on Macaroni right now.
does this have to do with the frog election or something else

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>>376201609
Because she's a vampire. There aren't any of those in real life.

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>>376201495
What do you mean?
You can't even tell who's who once they get in their riot gear.

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>>376201664
glad to see manly tears is finally doing something with his life

>>376201739
He gets a special breastplate too, wonder why.

>>376199259
If you make enough threads per day with that OP image, we're all bound to play Overwatch eventually!

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>>376201664
I wonder if feminists will get behind the idea of actuated exoskeletons since they would eliminate the strength gap?

It won't give them combat instincts or good reactions though

>>376201843
Thats the idea

>>376199720
>D.Va is Korean
>Korean people are arguably some of the most racist people in the world.
>puts BLM shirt

Slacktivists at their finest.

What an idiot.

>>376201635
Election, and Wikileaks is going through the leaks that an anon found.

Macaroni is a fag with folders of gay porn in his emails who also orders drugs from the black market. And of course there's all the bribes being laundered through off-shore bank accounts by the CIA.

>>376201872
It would just make men 4x times more effective then without an exosuit and women as effective as a man without an exosuit

How long does it take to get this skin? Ive never played the game before

>>376202452
about 4 hours for the 10 games needed, throwing can reduce the time

>>376201872
Why not just pump them full of steroids?
Oh right, because you can get the same benefits, but cheaper by just hiring a man.

>>376202452
like 3 or so hours

it was almost sort of fun in the first game or two where i just ran around as lucio, but then I just wanted the skin so I threw the others and did wall rides the entire time

once the event's over i might actually play the game, since it's apparently (and surprisingly, if true) one of the less awful mobas

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>>376202452
Basically.
>10 games
>long ass wait times
>no way to communicate with other team so throwing is hard as shit
>have to be actively playing or get kicked for 10 seconds of not autistically clicking on things.

>>376202643
I got kicked for being afk like 5 times, and only one of those times was me actually being afk.

The 4th one resulted in me joining back in the second after we finally lost, so I had to go and throw another game after that.

Being dead means you don't have to do shit, and with the ludicrous respawn timers just repeatedly running into the enemy can help.

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Dva a cute

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>>376201664

>>376202087
How convenient

>>376202643
nice girl
I read the hmanga ;p

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>>376199720

>>376203635
>not Dn.du

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>>376201495
Say that to my face, not online and see what happens lil' boy

The only bad thing about this costume is there's going to be even more R34 of her fucking whatever the black rollerblade fags name is.

>>376203718
tits or gtfo

>>376203530
huh? but it's a boy

>>376203718
A man with a knife could unironically kill both of them

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Why is Blizz so bad at everything?

>>376203798
lucio

also i haven't really seen anything about that

>>376202452
Not too long. Unlock Azmodan and just push towers with your laser for the 10 matches.

>>376203718
*blocks ur path*
>>376203326

>>376203326
Nigger that webm is fantasy. Female cops are not actresses.

>>376203861
Who's that simon diamond

Wait, Overwatch is still a thing? What changed? Haven't played since season 1 ended

>>376203861
>make a great skin
>trigger the fuck out of tumblr
what do you mean by "bad"
they're based

>>376203987
is that from a porn or a 'real' movie, i was slightly surprised he just started raping her

>>376203861
this gif is older than America Online (aka AOL)

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>>376203987
You're right, in the real scenario that guy would have been on her in a second or less, he wouldn't have walked cinematically toward her

And since women are horrendously weak creatures she'd stand no chance

>>376203326
is this some eurocuck movie, why didn't the cop just shoot them.

>>376204202
with how the girl just kind of fidgets around until she starts getting raped I'm guessing it's some weird porn

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>>376199634
Just Tumblr being Tumblr.

>>376204261
overwatch is literally a world police organization
hell police overreach is the narrative reason as to why it got shut down in the first place

the bare minimum these people could do is know the smallest details about the game they complain about

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>>376204147
My man in a real scenario she would've been with her partner, like even male cops always are, and they both would've been armed.

It's incredibly beta to be proud of being stronger than women.

>>376204147
I thought the strongest female athlete was a tranny?

>>376204417
>and they both would've been armed.
This means nothing, there is a reason beat cops in cities are selected from the largest recruits and not the ones with the best shooting range stats. Have you heard of the 21 foot rule?

>>376204496
>the 21 foot rule
Which is irrelevant when you have a partner, like every police officer does.

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>>376199259
>D.Va will never use lethal force on your dick

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>>376204665
Shell use less than lethal force on it

>>376204605

>like every police officer does.
Wrong. Have you ever been outside in your 14 years of worldly existence?

>>376204743
I've never seen a police officer on patrol alone once in my 30 years of life.

>>376204605
female officers get desk jobs, i don't know why you're still arguing other than to try to save face
this isn't reddit or wherever you hail from, losing an argument won't follow you as a tumor on your reputation, just leave the thread and go lick your wounds

>>376204261
Half if not more of these are from 8ch's operation Overkill though, were they went on twitter and tumblr to falseflag.
Apparently there wasn't enough obnoxious people for them

>>376199389
Imagine living your everyday life like this

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Holy shit D.Va got curves!

>>376204743
Even fucking NY bike patrol travels in pairs you mong.

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>>376204814
>female officers get desk jobs
Mostly yeah. What are you trying to prove?

>wherever you hail from
I've been here longer than you've had an internet connection faggot.

>>376204957
>Mostly yeah. What are you trying to prove?

you just spent the last 15 minutes arguing futilely that female cops are just as good as male cops

what's your next move? when will the 'i was only pretending to be retarded' post come out?

>>376203987
of course it's fantasy, the rapist is white

>>376204101
>>376203861
i know i've seen tons of .gifs of her but i forgot the name
have mercy pls

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>Geee geee!

its funny if i make the OP sexual the thread doesnt turn into /pol/ and every posts about dva, but if i make the OP non sexual the thread devolves into a nigger tier /pol/ thread about cops

>>376204830
pretty sure cripplechan didn't draw blm d.va

>>376205048
I don't see how what I've said is futile. Female beat cops do exist, but they're not very common. I never claimed they were.

I called the webm in >>376203326 unrealistic, and I'm not paying too much attention to you lad don't worry.

>>376205247
Realism doesn't get my dick hard though anon.

>>376204004
This. Is it worth my time and updates..?

>>376205509
Its gonna be around for 1 or 2 decades so you decide

Do you think Officer D.Va will arrest me for assault with a friendly weapon?

>>376205596
Depends on your definition of friendly weapon

>>376205181
>this will never happen
Why live

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>>376205247
wow
o
w

>>376205671
It's a penetration weapon

>>376205854
shed arrest you and then assualt you with the friendly weapon, whispering "Dva 1 bad guys 0" to you

>>376199259
They're gonna put that skin into lootboxes some day right? I really don't want to play a fucking moba and ruin other people's games just to get a skin

>>376206581
hot

>>376199389

>game with millions of users, one of the greatest successes of last few years
>if you mention it on video game related board, it must mean you are Blizzard shill

wow

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Street Fighter/Overwatch crossover where Chun and Dva team up as cops when?

>>376206679
Yeah they are. It doesn't take long to do it if you do the games though, and everyone at low level is absolute trash if you've played any game before you'll beat them.

>>376199720
Isn't it pretty racist to turn an asian character black?

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>>376206808
Well I played dota for an unacceptable amount of time and I'm sort of scared to get a new moba addiction, that's why I'm not installing it

>>376199634
They're wannabe revolutionaries and the police represent/are the defenders of the status quo.

>>376205736
>blacks aren't dying fast enough so might as well kill myself
Another brave /pol/itician lost.. F

>>376199720
>people call that black
How basement pale are you to consider that skin black?

>>376206897
>>376206679
your skill level doesn't matter in hots
basically just comes down to if your team plays together or not

>>376206897
Oh you won't get addicted the game is garbage. You'll just roll games in 10-15mins.

>>376199720
I don't understand why is she calling this actual canon d.va? Shes just sounding delusional

>>376207080
>>376207064
Alright then, I'm gonna give it a whirl. Gotta play with friends against AI to get the genji skin first, right?

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>>376206784

>>376205247
Well' to say it's unrealistic is a bit too far isn't it. It's probably not very likely to happen since cops (a least here in Sweden) always go in pairs (I don't know what country this movie is taking place in though). But it certainly isn't unrealistic. It's not like she shot lasers out of her eyes or the dude grew a 15 feet cock. That's unrealistic. I'm not the dude saying female cops are worse than male cops, I don't have data to back that up, but that scene is not by any means unrealistic. very unprobable, yes, unrealistic, no.

>>376207183
Yeah first 5 you can do against bots, then it's players for the rest.

>>376207150
I think she's trying to say D.Va would be a BLM supporter as opposed to a police supporter. Not that would be correct anyway, considering D.Va is literally part of the military.

>>376199720
Shes black lives because she takes Lucios dick up her arse

>>376199259
she looks so much like anri okita

>>376207365
That's pretty good

>>376199259
Why does she look fatter in this skin? Like in her other skins she looks like a stick but this outfit almost makes her look as thicc as mei.

>>376207365
The thicc police.

>>376199475
>>376199634
Why is /v/ so obsessed with /pol/?

OWfags are worse than BRs in terms of skill. Please fuck off

>>376205181
Why didn't they just make it look like D.Va was holding the camera taking a selfie instead of putting the whole phone and her goofy looking arm in it

>>376208093
More like why is /pol/ so obsessed with pushing their shit everywhere but /pol/?

Though blaming them is unfair, it's stormfront running them now

>>376208331
Nothing about the OP was /pol/. Obviously if you keep crying about /pol/ the discussion will shift accordingly.

>>376199259
I want to put my head between those legs

>>376209127
My man.

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Which city police force do I join where I can shoot rioter douchebags with bean bags the most?

>>376199634
tumblr is trying to say that depicting cops is racist because black people commit a lot of violent crimes and get shot by police often as a result

/pol/ says they're fucking stupid, and /pol/ is right.

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>>376199873
>cops ARE generally scum

t. Edgy /r/trees poster

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>>376208331

>p-p-p-/pol/ boogey man!

Unidentified Black Male suspect last seen on foot with fellow gorilla thug member.

Wanted for speeding in a residential zone, noise disturbance, and unlawful distribution of illicit substances. Is suspected to be armed, dangerous, and high on methamphetamines. All officers advised to use caution in apprehending.

Claims to haven't done anything.

>>376201739

Who?

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>>376208331
it's not always pol though

>>376212160
reddit or not if you're the kind of person who says "i like police" you're a fucking retard through and through

>>376199873
>cops ARE generally scum b-
if you are a negro, sure
never had a single issue with them

>>376203996
>>376205171
zoe madison

>>376203326
What's the source you dumbass thundercunt

>>376211961
whichever one polices UCLA

>>376201215

Officer fatcocks and officer underage dual porn when?

>>376199873
>Cops are a hivemind and shouldn't be judged case by case or by area

>>376212351
>Shitting in front of your SO
They deserved it for taking part in such degeneracy

>>376213075
Cop gave me a ticket for a rolling stop

Fuck da police

No but seriously I had no other tickets and that raised my insurance by a couple hundred.
Guy could have given me a fucking warning.

>>376203635
En Ga?

>>376206990
Heh, you should see who won the recent Texas Miss Black pageant.

>>376199873
Shut up hippy

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>those legs
FUCK

>>376199720
Why is tumblr so obsessed with overwatch when 99% of them don't even play it?

>>376203861
wow haven't seen that gif in ages

>>376208093
They're the same board

>>376199802
>Dumping autistic tumblrshit here until everyone is sick of it isn't a /v/ tradition

I mean, I wish it wasn't, but it is.

>>376212964
or maybe he isn't a nigger

>>376206784
never you autist