Right. So. /v/ockbusters. For those of you who haven't played

you forgot to give out the email

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Well, I'll give them an example, we had summat like "That Olsen twin wanted her sister to hand her the can of Campbell's." And the initials were S.M. and the answer was "Soup 'er, Mary O." When he meant Super Mario. So it's less like a proper quiz show and more like "What am I thinking?"
You fucking dopey sod.

>>376155190
Cookie Clicker
Phil Spencer

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>>376156013
My favorite was "This bird will rip out the things your blood flows through.", the initial was C. and the answer was what, again, Karl?

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>>376156281
That was... uhhhhh... I don't remember. Well, that can be like a /v/ockbusters extra. If you can remember what the answer to that is, y'know... good onya.

PLAY A RECORD

>>376156573
WHAT D'YOU MEAN YOU DON'T—STOP THE RECORD. STOP THE RECORD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER, KARL?

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>>376156846
...w... well I mean we've been doin' this for three weeks now. I mean... do you remember every episode of The Office?

>>376157104
Brilliant. Tell him what the answer was, Steve.

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>>376157358
The answer to that one, "That bird will rip out the things that your blood flows through." The initial was C.: that was
"Cass'll vein ya."

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Bump

Now I'm just listening to old xfm clips. Mission accomplished, Karl, you bald Manc twat,

>>376155190
I got cookie clicker, phil spencer, hatred.

Thanks, Karl.

I've got one for you, a cracker this time, right?

Here's yer clue: Something that's true, or Jupiter's moon?

Here's one, a proper popular game this one: An ancient south american pottery.

>>376160508
Factorio. I always think of Io first.

>>376160940 Right!

I've got a hard one for all you 90s kids.

That lady's Storm Voice, PE.

Her black bull has been coming around too often for my liking.

The initial there is O.

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So I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff. But don't be stopping, 'cause if you do, summat bad'll happen. Alright?

Initials: KTANE

>>376161273
If that is Overcooked, you're never doing this again.

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>>376161515
what did he mean by this?

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Karl: So uhh, I 'ad a chat with Suzanne earlier today. She were in a right mood with me over summat I did a few days ago.

Ricky: Ok, this is probably all irrelevant, but go on.

Karl: But at the time I didn' know, so I said to 'eh, what's up with ye? Eh? What're you looking all grumpy for?

Initial: W

>>376161414
That's keep talking and nobody explodes! Even I got that one. Karl, you can't do one with so many initials. No, listen, it's too easy. KTANE. How many games can that be? No, do another one.

>>376161730
I missed out the word "do" and thought I could delete the post before anyone would see.

Quick, play a record.

>>376161568
:hysterical ricky gervais laughing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw

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You never see a black ghost

Initial: P

I forgot me initials
>>376161223
E.J.

>>376160738
M.

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>this whole thread

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I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob.

They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.

They float about blind, stinging people in the seas

And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.

Get rid of 'em!

Initial: S

'Here's one for ya. That frog, right, shouldn't be in charge. What's going on there?
Initials: CT.

>>376162902
Chrono Trigger?

>>376163174
Nah but that's a good answer.

Ricky: Karl, if this doesn't make sense were binning it.

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Alright, so I uhh, I've got to go sleep an' tha', so I'd better tell you me answers.

>>376161851
It's Wipeout. Like....why pout....wipeout...'cause she's mad, an' I'm sayin' to 'er, why's she getting annoyed? Why pout? Wipeout. Alright.

>>376162192
Well...it's Pacman. The ghosts in tha' aren't black, are they? So....so you never see a black ghost in Pacman.

>>376162549
Subnautica. 'Cause it's got jellyfish or summat like that in it. What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

>>376163472
Right, that's the end of /v/ockbusters.
You dopey twat, play a record.

>>376163472
Wait a minute Karl, the ghosts turn black so you can eat them! Have you ever even played it?

>>376162902
Is it captain toad?

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>>376163672
But if they turned black, you wouldn't be able to see 'em. So they turn blue. Not black.

>>376156281
>>376156573
It was Castlevania

>That cass'll vein ya

what is a cass?

>>376156281
>>376156573
>>376156846
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>>376157758
I laughed way too fucking hard at this

>>376159124
I need to do that too, I'm totally redownloading all that shit later tonight

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>>376163892
I don't know what version of pacman you played...

>>376163781
It is. Well done and that.

Ricky: Captain Toad... Karl, frogs and toads are two different things.

Well, he got it didn't he?

Ricky: Yeah... I'm sure they'll enjoy the bag of tat and Office DVD. We're never doing this again.

>>376164024
Short for Cassandra. "Bird" means woman in Britbong.

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>>376164220
Oh, god.

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Are we gonna do some monkey news?

Play the jingle Rick.

>>376164605
HE

>>376164605
OHHHHHHHH CHIMPANZEE THAT monkey newsss

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right. What have you got for us, Karl? Bald little Manc-y Pilkington. Bald little round-headed Manc-y twaaaaaaaat.

>>376165012
'S WRITTEN IT DOWN

Alright, well I'll just wrap up before I get to the monkey news, then.
>>376161223
First, That lady's Storm Voice, PE.
that was Earthworm Jim. Like 'er thu'um, gym. Right?

>>376160940
And your ancient south american pottery was Minecraft. Mayan craft. Geddit?

>>376165697
Karl. Your mind. I. Go on, give us your Monkey News, then.

Ooooh, cheeky! freak of the week...

Right, so the big monkey news I found this week was about a gorilla in london zoo. His name was, er, Kumbuka. Bit of a weird name for a Gorilla.

So he sneaks out of his cage, right, under cover of darkness, and he hides himself in a cupboard.

And all the zoo workers are looking for him, calling "Kumbuka, wozit? yeah "Kumbuka, come and have your tea!" But kumbuka didn't come out. They were saying "come on, fella, come and have a bit of dinner. We've got, like, bananas and other fruit and stuff!" but he didn't come out

Right, uhh, this fella likes following this girl around in the sun.

Initials: S C S

>>376166203
So they was lookin and looking, but they didn't see him, and they were getting a bit worried, because gorillas are right expensive and that. But then a zoo lady says, it's no use worrying about, come in me office and have a drink, he'll come back when he's hungry.

And they go "No, we don't like to impose", right? and she goes, "It's OK, I've got buckets and buckets of squash for special occasions, and visitors" And the zookeepers are all feeling a bit thirsty from all that rushing around and shouting and that, so they all agree to come and have a cup of squash

>>376166542
But she gets into her office, and all her squash buckets are empty! And everyone's like "What's going on?" and that, because it was a lot of squash gone missing, like 12 pints, the article said. Anyway, they hear a bit of a snoring noise in the cupboard, and they all go to the door and open it - and it's Kumbuka! He's drunk all of that squash, and then he was, like, sleeping it off in the cupboard.

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>>376166820
Right, Ok, and so this must have been a very small gorilla, Karl? One that would fit inside an ordinary office cupboard, apparently also containing bucketfuls of squash "for special occasions"?

>>376167181
Yeah, well it was one of them walk in ones. Like a stationery cupboard.

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>>376164024
>>376164220
>He never played Ty the Tasmanian Tiger