>IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE FUCKING

>>376140779
I was from where he was from, it'd probably make me as good as he is.

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>>376140779
>post yfw "final point is being contested"

>>376141214
>yfw no PC until it went F2P

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I'm from Brooklyn and I made it out okay.

>>376141338
>finally build gaming pc
>buy tf2
>2 days later it's f2p
>all I get is a hat

>>376141930

How many cocks did you have to suck?

>>376140779
Fuckin'

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>"Here lies Scout--he ran fast and died a virgin."
>"At least you died for honor -- and my amusement!"
>"Good lord! You fight like a woman!"
>"I've merely finished what your liver started!"
>"That is a diet I call 'death.'"
>"Happy trails, laborer!"
>"Aww, you almost healed me to death that time!"
>"Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call 'home.'"
>"I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!"

There's few things I enjoy more than maining Spy in pubs and dominating plebs.

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha,

I hurt people.

>>376141997
None. I got kicked out of state and sent to New Jersey.

>>376141930
He's not from Brooklyn, though.

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>>376142048
>"Ya ain't too fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh. Are ya?"
>"Next time, lift your lid and you might see it comin'!"
>"Didn't yer momma teach ya not to play with matches?"
>"That catch yer eye, son?"
>"Gotcha, pork drippings."
>"A real Texan woulda dodged that."
>"You must be a doctor, 'cause you just saw the extent of my patience!"
>"Aw, now ya don't look like a happy camper."
>"You know where ya oughta hide next time? Back in France."
The fucking banter in TF2 is top-tier no matter what class you play.

>>376142048
tf2 characters had some great personalities. I really miss that

>>376143107
>had
>I really miss that
You can still play the game, anon.

>>376143201
I have no friends to play it with anymore.

>>376143270
>not throwing map extensions into the community server browser and trying every map to see what's good
The edits of 2fort alone will last you months.
2fooooooooooooooooooooooot is way better than it should be for a gag edit

>>376143079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX__swbUwag

>Yeah, rage quit, make us both happy
>Today ain't your day pancakes
>Nice hustle tons of fun, nice time eat a salad
>This map ain't big enough for the two of us
>There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me

scout one is a 4th wall breaking gold mine

>>376143872
I think my favorite scout lines are the ones they added after that one slapchop edit got so popular.
>"If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."

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>>376143079

When it comes to writing, few games come as close in banter and humor department.

The whole cast of TF2 characters and lore is still one of the funniest shit I had the pleasure to enjoy.Hell, the comic issue had me rolling since they started

>The goddamn mayor and the merc trial in Teufort
>"These animals aren't dead, they are sad"
>Medic bullshits his way out of hell
>Demo can make alcohol out of his bones
>Every panel with Soldier in it
>"You're in heaven dummy!" and Scout is God's literal gift to women

The gameplay nowadays is questionable depending on who you ask to, but the world and personality Valve made with it is still just perfect. It's an absurdly dark sense of humor that blends beautifully with violence and some "drama" ( a good example is Scout's death scene with "Tom Jones" making Sex Bomb methaphors)

I can only fucking dream of what they will come up with next, it only makes me more impatient for the next short film and the final comic.

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>>376144178
>"Look at this: just caved in your skull, my Bat's still dry. No clumps of hair - nothin'."

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>>376143390
I've been browsing the community servers trying to find ones that actually use the fun workshop maps. I'm having very little luck.

Does anyone have any servers like I described?

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>>376144195
I don't even play the game, but I love the characters and story.

>>376140779
>skinny
>has the lowest melee damage
>only thing he's good at is running from niggers
unless he's a school shooter im safe

>>376144541
Well, there's a couple servers running 2foooooooooooort, sometimes there's one running turrrrrrrrrrrrbine, and the 4CHAN PARTY VAN server that still exists somehow has some pretty fun maps, but it's usually pretty dead.
Really, just put ctf_, pl_, koth, cp_, or whatever else into the advanced search options while checking the "Players Online" and "Server Not Full" boxes, and hope for the best. If you don't mind alternative gamemodes, there's some fun deathrun maps, too, like mandrillmaze.

>>376144195
>I can only fucking dream of what they will come up with next, it only makes me more impatient for the next short film and the final comic.
Didn't the comics' writer quit?

>>376144178
>slap chop

remember the old remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA&t=2m20s

the original trump

>>376144602

>scouts a virgin
>only one to make it to heaven even without a soul

What did they mean by this?

>>376144909

You are thinking of Chet I think? He was involved in Half Life but went for VR. Probably has not written in a while.

>>376145007
No, that old man murray guy.

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>>376144785
Thanks friendo, wish there was a toggle in quickplay for the top workshop maps or something, just to get players in there.

>>376145006
He was hallucinating

>>376145006
>God's intent was for Scout to have sex with endless women as a gift to them
>Implying that his virginity is what got him into heaven

>>376140779
Isn't he from Southie (South Boston)? Southie isn't even the worse part of Boston at this point, where I live is probably worse.

>>376145237
Scout didn't know that Tom Jones was actually killed by Soldier in the first issue. You can't explain that away as a hallucination.

>>376145237
Was the medic also hallucinating?

>>376145271
Heaven sex is 100% pure my man.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c3/Cm_scout_pregamefirst_rare_10.mp3?t=20160710222258
Scout's voice lines get better with every update, I swear.

>>376144195
>I can only fucking dream of what they will come up with next

Most of the writers left Valve

>literally no one plays anymore

life is suffering

>>376145467
iktfb, 50k people are just not enough.

>>376145006
>implying he hasn't fucked fried chicken tramps

>>376142048
>"kill me."

I wish the Overwatch cast had this much personality.

I'm not even trying to start an argument here. I like Overwatch, but I would love to see the characters get this much attention when it comes to well-written banter.

Is sv_pure still a thing?

>>376145898
And you know what the ironic thing is, Overwatch has writers and lore

TF2 managed to capture so much more through the soul of the characters.

>>376143390
>2fooooooooooooooooooooooot
What?

>>376145898
Yeah I love most of the characters in overwatch but the dialogue is terrible

Only funny character is junkrat, the rest of the cast should remove the rod up their arse and start getting in each others faces

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>>376145898
They won't do it, simply because it doesn't sell.

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>still no pyro update

>>376145898
The biggest hing I hate about the overwatch characters is how they force some characteristics into the player's face. Like winston"Oh peanut butter".

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>>376143079
>"That'll slow ya down, ya twitchy hooligan!"
>"At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
>"Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!"
>"You've been killed by the best, cyclops!"
>"I just bagged the world's fattest man!"
>"Not so smart with yer brains outside yer head, are ya?"
>"What's up, Doc?! Heh, heh, heh!"
>"One Sniper to another, mate: Give! Up!"
>"I was never on your side either! Wanker!"
The VA work is some of the best I've ever seen

>>376146198
its 2 fort but the bridge is a "a bit" longer

>>376145898
This is probably the only thing that prevented me from being interested in Overwatch. The game looks fun, but the characters are so bland and PC that it makes me sick.

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>buy new PC
>could play anything on it
>all I play is TF2

I thought PC was master race, but it just feels like another console except I can shitpost on this one.

>>376146431
"Spastic little gremlin" is still my favorite against Scout

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>>376146198

>>376145414
>Scout__pregame__rare
>I read it as Scout__pregnant__rate

What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>376146508
Or watch any movie you want.
Or listen to any song you want.
Or pick up cutie foreign girls that dont speak your language very well.
Or all of it at once with 2+ monitors.

It IS master race.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b3/Spy_dom_sniper3.wav?t=20100625224906
The Spy's lines are the best

I am from where he is from, I'm not dead.

>IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D have a heroin addiction

>>376145898
Well, they had 9 charachters and announcer. Then slowly it started expanding, keeping up some sort of plot and voila. Overwatch will always be an empty shell because nobody really cares about heroes and there's just too much of them already.

>>376146627
You just described a phone.

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>>376146576
I prefer 2fort_twist, myself.

>>376145006
Didn't Medic sell all their souls?

>>376146431
>"You're so bad, I'm actually gettin' worse."

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>>376146410

>still no cactus canyon
>still no asteroid

>>376145898
As a Brit, every fucking line from Tracer makes me want to skull fuck her to death.
I'm honestly impressed how artificial she and pretty much the entire cast sounds.

The only characters with remotely good voicework are Torb (because of how ridiculous he sounds) Soldier 76, Junkrat and Sombra.

The only good lines you get from the cast as a whole are the death screams, which I will admit are good.

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>>376146576
Please tell me snipers are disabled on this map

>>376143390
How do I find these servers, are they all on American servers? I play on EU and once in a while I try the server browser but I mostly stick to the few favorites I saved because there are only vanilla maps being played and in shitty servers like Saigns
The only other 2fort edit I've seen was a night version and that too was an american server

>>376141961
Happened to me one month after i got it.

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>>376146967
It doesn't matter because the bridge is so long it's actually longer than the range of the sniper's rifle.
They have to be standing basically 3/4th of the way across the bridge to snipe.
turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbine is also good.

>>376146932
>>still no cactus canyon
>>still no asteroid

Oh yeah these two, maybe we'll see cactus canyon as their jungle map.

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>>376147109
Or this edit of koth_well.

This autistic shit was the pinnacle of TF2
I miss these days.
https://youtu.be/QFN2md6hkso

>>376146870
Vancouver?

>>376146101
>And you know what the ironic thing is, Overwatch has writers and lore
And Team Fortress 2 doesn't?

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>>376141214

>>376147362
>4chanpartyvan is dead
please kill me now

I will never be that happy again

>>376147463
It's still up, anon, it's just never populated.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e73EDBGrHQg

>>376147362
Mortal kombonk was what started me on my journey to having a ytpmv playlist saved with hundreds of videos.

>>376146537
>That'll slow ya down, ya twitchy hooligan!

Kek'd

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>>376147296
Or badwater tilt.

>>376147646
first time i played this map i thought i was gonna throw up

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>>376147646
Or plr_highertower.

>>376140779
No. I live there and I'm alive.

>>376145342
Southie got gentrified throughout the 2000's, so it's mostly safe unless you go to the projects, you somehow run into the Irish mob, or if you moved here. Dorchester, Mattapan, and Roxbury are still kinda shitty places to be.

>>376147365
TF2 probably does, but I seriously doubt they had a fleshed out story team that worked on the game all the time during its peak.

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>>376147596
I can't stand listening to robot rock anymore because of how many times I heard it while playing cyberpunk.
>across the entire gaming industry, fun custom maps and servers are dead.

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>>376141214

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>>376147775
Whoops, wrong image.

>this thread
Can you guys please stop reminding me of the good old days?

>>376142076
Why does it say "hurt people" they could perfectly say I kill people.

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>>376147969
>you have to ride the cart all the way up

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>>376141214

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>>376146932
>tfw ctf_well and sawmill removed without any explanation
>tfw they will never finish rd_asteroid or pl_cactus canyon

>>376147969
But can you fight the turks on top?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6NQx4WRRg0

best song

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>>376141214
MFW

>>376148017
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

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>>376141214

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>>376148017
>good old days
Anon, these edits I've been posting are from the last 6 months. You can usually find at least one US server running one of them.
>>376148075
At least that has ways of getting to the people on the cart.
It's nowhere near as bad as the similar edit of sd_doomsday.

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>>376148158
Because no-one ever plays CTF maps any more aside from 2fort. And only because 2fort is like a deathmatch server.

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>Almost 2 years since TF2 was forever ruined for me

I even gave it a good name and description, and they fucked it up a couple months after.

>>376148516
It was broken, anon. Stop being a bitch.

If we're talking joke maps, I'm a fan of http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=519179962

Does anyone on /v/ actually own a server? It could be fun to have a /v/f2 weekend playing all these maps.

I don't want to play soldier anymore
Please god, I don't want to play fucking soldier anymore but I have to. Maybe this is me playing only casual and not community but any time I try to play something I find fun, like engi or sniper my team almost always loses.

Save me please, I can't even rocket jump properly

>>376148721
>my team almost always loses
Meh, it's not like MOBAs or other games with teams of 5 where having one member try out a new character is a big deal to the point you might lose them the match. Just play what you want until you become better at it

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>start losing
>everyone on team switches to soldier+medic
>start winning

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>>376148579
I just wanted to go fast

>>376148721
Try jump maps. You will never learn to jump properly just playing the game.

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>>376140779
For the
>spy
Likely, he is cunning but small and weak, doubt he would survive in that environment long
>pyro
Hard to tell given how little we know of him.
>medic
Highly likely, week and slender. Intelligent but brute force would win out in the end if you only have intelligence
>soldier
Unlikely, he is strong enough to fight back and loves his country and state he was born in
>demoman
Likely to unlikely depending on which community he was in. The game is set way in the past and America was very racist at the time, he would have been dragged through the dirt even though he is strong
>heavy
Very unlikely, he is intelligent and massive. More likely to become a leader than anything
>sniper
Weak but charismatic, would be the funny likeable guy so he would be protected
>engineer
Same as sniper but very intelligent so he would be safe
>anon
Doesn't stand a chance, weak and dumb. Likely to end up walking into bullets.
>OP
Very likely, will be useful as a gay whore but will likely OD or get AIDS

>>376148698
I don't have a server but I enjoy making new maps

>>376148579
>It was broken, anon. Stop being a bitch.
Yeah, after they buffed it so that you could double jump without losing all the boost.
It wasn't broken at all when doublejumping meant you instantly went slow as fuck.

>>376148993
>pyro
>him
anon

>>376148721
play demo

>>376140779
What, Boston? In the 60s?

Fucking lmao.

>>376149130
But how
I just spam the basic grenade launcher in the vague direction of the enemy and that doesn't do much and I'm too ADHD to have the patience for sticky bombs

>>376149128
>she
>implying
Pyro is a faggot

>>376149128
Poker night at the inventories certified that pyro is a male.

>>376148516
Valve should just revert it to release and cut the damage penalty in half or all the way

>>376147296
>koth_frogger

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>>376141214
"That burning you feel... it is shame"

>>376149224
spam sticky launcher is your primary, grenade launcher is secondary. Now you know how to be pub cancer

>>376140779
>Boston
...no? If it was Baltimore or Detroit I'd believe it.

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>>376147596
>tfw I used to a mod on a server where we played this map all the time and shitposted in all chat

I miss those days

>>376143390
I can never find any servers running Highertower, and I really want to play it for some reason.

>>376149194
Southie wasn't all that fun in the 60s.

>>376149128
His laughs and grunts are clearly male.

>>376146942
>Tracer is a fag since she was hanging out with the Overwatch squad
>Meanwhile Overwatch writers imply that Britain is rough and dark while somewhere like fucking Africa is the god's gift to society

It's almost makes me as mad as WoW lore

>>376144195
Soldier is one of those characters who's personality flip flopped since his inception but it was actually for the better.

>>376143872
>that one that sounds like Vince from Shamwow
I always thought there were parallels between the two. Both have a similar voice and accent, and both are wearing headsets for seemingly no reason.

>>376149742
They said the same thing about the Classic Pyro

>>376149770
So it's true to life?

Sorry you can't accept reality, Anon.

>>376144178
>yfw the Scout's VA STILL plays Tf2

>>376149356
>telltale games
>implying it means anything

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>>376147296
underrated filename

>>376149897
>Africa
>A nice place to live with intelligent people in it

I willing to acknowledge Britain being a dark place but they are so wrong on other places

>>376149770
>people getting mad about Africa becoming powerful in the distant future.

Halo did the same fucking thing and nobody complained. Africa is the birthplace of humanity, if I had an opportunity to set up the "World's Capital" I'd pick Africa too since that's where we ALL came from.

>>376149923
Does he main himself?

>>376150205
>it's the 'out of Africa' fan fiction again

>>376149574
I got muted on many for shitposting.
>Log in.
>Still muted.
Kek.

>>376150205
isn't the "all humans come from africa" just a theory with no hard evidence?
anyway africa is the continent with the most resources right? so I guess I'd do the same

>>376148303
Show me the Doomsday edit right now.
I have not experienced true pain yet.

>>376147296
>trainn co.

>>376150315
So where did Humans originate, anon?

>>376150428
the ayy lmaos created us

>>376150428
All over the world, we interbreed and with our local population and made the individual races this way.

>>376150345
I like to think of National Geographic as being unbiased but I'm sure some /pol/tard will find a Jew or liberal who works for them and it'll all go to shit

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/07/070718-african-origin.html

>>376150570
Let me elaborate; Where do you think our distant ancestors came from, anon?

>>376150327
We had a thing on Lennyfaces but anything could go really

On recollection we really didn't need to be that hard on them

>>376148030
Hurt actually potentially carries a bit more punch since its a broader stroke that can still encompass acts like killing, as well as genocide or emotional abuse. Saying he just kills people probably wouldn't carry the weight well enough for that line to stick with people like it did.

>>376150583
>Blames a mud cake tutorial image forum board for sniffing out people making biased content.
>0.02 cents have been deposited.
Lol.

>>376150216
I think he mains Heavy, he's not really that good at Scout from what we see in his stream highlights.

>>376150989
Why is that funny to me

>>376150690
neanderthals, from parts of Asia and Europe. At least if you are white, different races came from different places.

>>376150869
If Jews and liberals are inherently biased than so is anyone who ever involved themselves in politics.

Which might, actually, be effectively true, but you know what they say about what happens when everyone is super.

>>376150428
The monkey fuck the monkey and we make the babies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IArbWR6XSs

>>376148158
I like ctf well and sawmill too. Any other classic vanilla maps that are defuct, missing, forgotten, or underrated?
I'm still working on compiling a master list of all the underdog maps so I can eventually make a server.

>>376150583
>Africa has less genetic diversity in this study.
>That means that this is the origin point C:.
>The further the skulls went from Africa the lesser the diversity!
>They came from Africa!
>We concluded this from only 37 skulls <3!
How do I into logic.

>>376151082
>Neanderthals

Make up a fraction of a percent of the DNA of only most white people.

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>>376151435
d-does this mean we wuz all kangz?

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>>376141930
>Brooklyn
>the new hipster capital of the United States
>dangerous
Sure if you think being jumped by a bearded flannel wearing nu-male is scary

>>376148030
Because the Scout does more than just kill people -- he hurts them.

>>376151460
My point exactly.

>>376149923
>>376150989
Based as fuck

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>>376144195
Soldier and Zhanna are the purest couple of all.

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>>376141214

OC do not steal btw

>>376151549
If he grew up there even a decade ago that's not at all what it was like.

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>>376151770
>Miss pauline is in love with zhanna

>>376148721
You get used to the burden of responsibility that Soldier has, it eventually becomes your craft--your masterwork.

>>376151549
If you did not grow up there you have no idea what you are talking about. My friends grandmother was assaulted by blacks just for being of a different race. They put her in the hospital for literally no reason. She is just a sweet chinese old lady. All of my friends have been robbed at one point. Once my friend at about the age of 12 got robbed for yugi oh cards at knife point by a 30 year old grown ass man. I got jumped when I was 9 years old walking home for the first time alone by high school kids. You spoiled fucks dont get to talk.

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>>376151770
How the fuck do you manage to pull off a scene like this without it looking completely retarded. Are Valve writers gods?

>>376151178
It's more about pushing and pressuring scientists into belting out results in favour of:
>Yes, animals are species!!!
>I-Want-Humans-To-Be-Primordial-Tang-Folk: Sure!
>They even have subspecies!
>I-Want-Humans-To-Be-Primordial-Tang-Folk: Okay.
>The Vink birbs have a lot of closely related sub-orders!!!
>I-Want-Humans-To-Be-Primordial-Tang-Folk: ...
>Humans are animals and we call the sub-orders; races!!!
>I-Want-Humans-To-Be-Primordial-Tang-Folk: [Autistic Screeching that triggers the third impact inside their collective asses]
>O-okay, ehm, we're all, JUST, humans?
>I-Want-Humans-To-Be-Primordial-Tang-Folk: That's better you better watch yourself there current-year-do-away-labels-nerd.

People just don't understand that you should treat people as individuals, and that science and statistics are there to bring insight on all subjects.
Not to do them away with, FOREVER~.

>>376148993
V. autistic post.

>>376151538
We dem boys.

>>376141338
>got gifted a premium gift in 2012
>only got a PC capable of playing it in late 2016
The pain is real.

>>376152139
I think you are blinded by your bias.

It is retarded.

>>376150814
>On recollection we really didn't need to be that hard on them

Dude most mods were douchebags that sided with a somewhat charismatic player and muted any back talk, and just perma-muted anyone talking back after the initial mute-ting.
There really was no reason for the mods to not be assholes from time to time.
Just a gaem bruh.

>>376151324
He's streaming right now actually

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>>376152023
>you spoiled fucks
>when I grew up right by Compton
lol you children East coasters think you had it hard when people got killed around the block everyday here

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>>376151651

>>376152139
It is completely retarded. That's the point.

>>376152620
2 ice cubes?

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>>376141214

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDDmbZiAYI

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>>376152550
Don't worry most guys on our server let pretty much everything go, as did I since I had no idea what I was doing and the only reason I was on the staff was that I was friends with them.

The only time we had someone go mad with power was a female admin who would be checking the chatlogs in case anyone said anything about her.

Our secondary server was the shit though, first one had tons of gamemodes and cool stuff but the second was deathrun and the guys who ran it literally gave no shits, both on the server and in meetings.

Good speed Tango, Caboose and Lisa you magnificent bastards.

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>>376152516
You're blinded by my semen!

>>376152620
nigger NYC in the 90's was a literall shitstain on america

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>>376153034
It was a shitstain but not that dangerous compared to other parts of America

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>>376143079
fuck, I haven't played TF2 for 5 whole years and I just reinstalled it after reading those quotes

>>376152263
>live on a pile of dirt
>was born from that pile of dirt
>couldn't even think of a better name for that pile of dirt besides "dirt"
>will eventually become dirt
>the fact that our ancient ancestors had more in common with niggers bothers people so much that they look towards any other proto-human species for an alternative

Existentialism is fucking weird

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>>376153069
phew lad

>>376152868
Nice to hear.

Don't actually play it anymore, but it would be nice to use the chat in some servers again.

Godspeed.

>>376153103
shit was dangerous man
nobody wanted to go near central park, times square during the night was a meth head hooker hang out and daily shootouts over at queensbridge

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>>376141214

>>376153284
Do you have that post where this girl is getting beat by her bf but he looks so much like scout she can't bring her self to leave him?

>>376148721
>sniper
>fun
how dare you

Play engineer, keep your teleporters up and on some maps you have effectively won the game by that effort alone.

I always wondered about this: why does the main menu take so damn long to load and why can't you alt-tab out of the loading screen?

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>>376153526
no

>>376153615
"Because fuck you, that's why" - Gabe

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>>376144195

>brother in law
>you're going to be a grandfather

What the fuck did he mean by this

>>376141961
>spend hundreds on a gaming PC
>get enormously butthurt over losing $20 to the point where you still bring it up after years later

>>376147067
You got a full month if game time before everyone got it free, why look at it negatively

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>>376153398
Oh, when I mean "our" servers I mean EX-servers.

I still can see the last day we had.
I stood there giving buckets and giving high-5s.
The mods and the admins were messing with everything they could and we done every server mod.

Fuck, now I'm actually really sad.
It's just a game but I felt actually attachment to it and people I'd most likely never meet.

Life is funny with things like that I guess.

>>376149224
4-5 stickies around the cart or point detonate the second anyone touches it, find highest traffic area and endlessly spam grenade launcher in that direction from behind cover

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>>376141214

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>>376153615
Just play windowed, solves a lot of problems
Unrelated, but let's all post stupid shit people have said on valve servers

So looking back who had the best trailer? The Scout and Medic are my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geNMz0J9TEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc

>>376149595
It's amazing. Try to find one that doesn't use grappling hooks though. It's a lot more satisfying to airblast people off the top then.

>>376153929
I wouldn't call it the best, but I loved the cozy atmosphere of the Engineer's, which is then capped off with a sinister tone at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgNBsCI4EA

>>376153929
Spy

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>re-install
>find the hidden server browser
>enter "cp_"
>literally all cp_orange

>>376153236
>Existentialism is fucking weird
Yes, it brings profound primordial emotions from within me as well.

I think it's sad that people who have lived off just the dirt and fauna/flora of any environment, are to be expected to compete with people who stem from humans that are actually adept at surviving and innovating, mainly due to seasons actually changing.

I think it's sadder that some people still can not compete in the current year with other people from different races, even with many upon many regulations to help them with it.

Joke is, humanity, regardless off origin point, will burst through this degenerate loop, and ascend to the stars.

I know who are the likely competitors to be part of the genetic make-up needed for this result.

And some will fade away in the folds of welfare.

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>>376141214
>getting spawn camped
>go spy
>run to the last
>it's fucking empty
>start capturing
>you see group of people running and shooting towards you
>you stay put
>you capped and win the round
this feels so good every single time

>>376153846
Be happy with the memory, not with the thought I suppose.

You could always contact one or two right?

>>376153615
10 year old game on a (15?) year old engine that has been updated hundreds of times and is currently being worked on by a team of 14 people of which 4 are programmers.

>>376153764
soldier being retarded as always, heavy would be a uncle, not a grandfather

nigga think about it how would that even work

>>376153929
Every single one except pyro and heavy are fantastic, it's meaningless to choose.

medic tho

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>>376146431
>If your strategy is to build me confidence, it's working.

Sniper's bants are as good as real aussie bants

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>>376154314
I guess you're right

>tfw you feel the skill gap and you cant do anything

Worst feeling.

>>376140779
The only reason he didnt end up dead was because of his older brothers, he was the bottom bitch.

>>376149923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUBeJmA9Mtg
>ywn be personally flamed by scout over voice chat

>>376154643
Thanks ;^).

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>>376141214
>dicking around in Dustbowl
>mfw the same fucking blue spy managed to spycap all the last points during each part

>>376154559
>She was naked the whole time
>Never showered
>Literally black with soot grime and shit
That reveal was fucking nasty man. They must have smelled something fierce

>>376154079
>hidden server browser
As in there are 2 browsers or what?

>>376143079
>The fucking banter in TF2 is top-tier no matter what class you play
>pyro

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>>376155460
What are you talking about?
He has the harshest burns

>>376155460
No joke, every time I play pyro I get disappointed when I remember the voice commands are basically unusable.

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>>376140779
How long until that next comic? How long until a new update?

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>>376155561
You make me sick Carlos

>>376155695
If you've played tf2 for thousands of hours you know exactly what pyro means with each voice line

>>376140779
Scout is a typical Masshole, imo.

>>376154790
He beat all of them though, he was the strongest

>>376155301
Only one, but it isn't as obvious as it used to be.

>>376154806
>fucking with the undertale fag
>talks shit about demos and spies

Based

>>376147646

Badwater tilt is pure pain as blue team

>>376144687
>unless he's a school shooter im safe

Well, he is pretty good with a shotgun.

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>>376146917

>>376151386
tc_hydro

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>>376143079
>"Aw, now ya don't look like a happy camper."
every fucking time

>tfw just remembered that medic doesn't have any specific domination quotes and they're all just reused
sad

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>don't touch community servers
>still get sprites from other players somehow

>>376156429
I am agreeing with
>>376151651
I was unclear though.

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>>376152023
>>376152620
>>376153034
>>376153103
>>376153429
Tupac? Biggie? is that you?

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>>376156460
>they´re all just reused
What did valve mean by this?

>>376142048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK9ya1vZZcU

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>"Never send a boy to fight a man's war."
>"You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!"
>"You cannot burn me! I do not have time to combust!"
>"Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress."
> "Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up!"
>"That's where books get you, professor!"
>"I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!"
>"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife."
>"Words cannot express how much I hate France right now!"
is soldier the best class to dominate people as?

>>376156460
medics VA is a big television actor

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>that server you loved that shut down for good
what's her name?

>>376146932

Cactus cayon is a very, very bad map.

Asteroids is fun but overcomplicated, I wish they did something like generator mode in Gang Garrison

>>376156773
Spot on.

>>376141930
He's from Boston you twonce.

>>376156835
Soldier and Spy are top-tier
>"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"

>>376156925

nyaa.se

>>376150205
>Out of africa hoax

There were also no blacks in Halo africa.

>>376156773
I wonder if TF2's lines trigger the thin skinned faggots who play these games now. I wouldn't surprise me if there were workshop mods to remove them.

>>376156835
>those unused soldier-demo domination lines
Can love bloom on the battlefield?

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>>376141214

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>>376156925
https://stsv.tf/

We never did decide who was better; Panty or Stocking.

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>>376147109
fuck that looks good

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>>376151805
Stolen

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>>376156773
>that first clip

>>376156743
'course not, everyone knows that I died on March 9th, 1997 and outlasted that little punk ass nigga Tupac

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>HOPE I DIDN'T SCARE YA WITH MY FACE-TO-FACE MAN FIGHTIN'

>>376157525
>that pic
instant visions of
I AM BLOODY BRILLIANT

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>>376144195
>TFC takes place during the 30s and WW2
>Fortress is the team's codename, with the administrator having other teams like Vanguard and Citadel


TF2 has some great lore for a universe where almost every detail is a punchline.

>>376157525
DOMINATED

and I've been shaggin' yer wife, ha ha

>>376156773
lmao

>>376157917
fucking memesters catering to /pol/-tards, why does anyone like this company?

>>376148993
What state is soldier from.

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>>376141214
why the fuck haven't they made an announcer voice pack for dota?
or every game in existence for that matter

>>376147852
To be fair though, even Overwatch's writers admit they're pretty much just freestyling it and have nothing resembling a long term plan, so the playing fields are pretty much on par. Overwatch's shortcomings in the writing department are half being stretched too thin, half incompetence.

>>376158105
somewhere from the midwest

>>376158105
mentally ill

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>>376140779
>IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE FUCKING DEAD

he wasn't lying

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>>376141214

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>>376158363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97MOsxWPvEk

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>STEADEH STEADEH
>ya got blood on my knoif m8
>from one sniper to another - give up
The realest.

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>>376158516
The best

>>376158640
In the early 70s American clothes weren't made in china but LOL GOTTA PUSH LIBERAL POLITICS IN MUH COMIC

>>376158939
You people are fucking delusional.

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>>376158939
ok

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>>376156835
>>"I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!"
That did me in.

>>376158939
There is something wrong with your brain anon, something deeply deeply wrong.

>>376156773
>that's a right pretty bra washer you built, you big ugly girl
Holy shit I need to play demo more

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>>376141214

>>376158939
what

>>376158178
Valve lucked out when they hired her on. Hasn't she done VA work for Portal and HL2 as well? Thank god for her.

>>376157917
DOMINATED

I cherish these moments we spend together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA8e_D730Pw

>>376158105
somewhere in nevada

>>376148721
Literally me

>>376158105
America

>>376140779
PSA to everyone in this thread: if you have ever used Steam Achievement Manager to unlock TF2 achievements, you will eventually be VAC'd in Source 2007 games (TF2/HL2:DM/CS:S/DoD:S).

It is not automatic, but if your Steam Profile is reported by someone and a Valve employee sees that you have achievements in TF2 you shouldn't have, they will VAC you from the game.

If you've ever achievement cheated, get your items off of your accounts now. Happened to me 6 months ago and after a lot of thinking, I'm reasoning that it has to be from cheated achievements (not actual cheats/stuff picked up by VAC).

>>376148721
sorry son but you can't dodge the draft

>>376157130
I think they have the opposite effect. They're very cathartic. It's a game, and the guy is kicking your ass(or vice versa), but it's so funny and over-the-top you can't really get upset.

I was an emotional, fragile high schooler back when TF2 came out way back in '07. If it wasn't such a light-hearted, easy going game I think I would've ended up like the perpetually angry psychotic children you see on Xbox Live, MOBAs, or, indeed, Overwatch.

And back in '07 they barely had any lines that weren't just generic contextuals.

>>376159798
god dammit, that's nice
>tfw you will never have a friendship like that

>>376148993
Spy's the most charismatic in the entire cast, it's literally in his job description. You're right he'd probably lose to stupid gutter trash head on but manipulative charismatic fucks like him usually rise to the top in hard areas

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>>376141214

>>376159798
I wonder what secrets soldier has about the engineer

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>>376159935

>using SAM
>not just going to idle servers and farming them

>>376160186
there are no idle servers for the autistic MvM achievements

>>376155808
Even just 100 hours playing as Pyro is enough to tell.

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>>376159935
>caring about achievements
>caring about achievements enough to cheat to show off to the whole 0 people that care about you achievements

you deserve worse

>>376141214

>be engie
>contesting last point on dustbowl stage 1
>enemy team has iron defense
>seconds remaining
>"fuck this, I got nothing to lose"
>pick up my sentry from the tunnel, leave the gate, jump down inside the barn right infront of their point
>let that shit down, ding ding's and kills left and right
>teammates cap to win

credit to team fuckers

>>376159935
VAC bans cannot be given manually under any circumstances.

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>>376160293
>Metal Massacre
>Destroy 1,000,000 robots
How much life do you need to not have to achieve this?

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What was your favorite weapon that was taken from you in Valve's Nerfocaust and effort to wipe out all fun weapons?

>>376159824
>soldier is hank

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>>376154559
>See you in 5 minutes

>>376158105
Washington DC

>>376160849
pain train

>>376160849

quickieboots

both nerfed

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>>376141214

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>>376159935
>Happened to me 6 months ago and after a lot of thinking, I'm reasoning that it has to be from cheated achievements (not actual cheats/stuff picked up by VAC).
no. you can report SAM users as much as you want and it won't do anything. i know because i got reported. you're just a lmaobox shitter.

>lmaobox users are still in denial about the recent waves

>>376160849
Saharan set

>>376159763
Voice of combine overwatch in HL2 and glados in portal.